Chapter 2882 Pursuit, eating, drinking and having fun
Huang Laoxie came back disgraced.
Half of his beard was burned off, and he didn't know where he was burned.
Chen Wu responded to Huang Gai calmly on the surface, but he was smiling in his heart.
Originally, Huang Gai did not want Chen Wu to take over too many military affairs.
Even though Huang Gai and Zhu Huan had a little comradeship before, when it came to military affairs and military power, the two people immediately showed what it means to put on pants and not recognize others.
What's more, Chen Wu actually doesn't have much of a friendship with Huang Gai.
No matter how old or tall he is, Huang Gai is still from Sun Jian's generation, while Chen Wu is most definitely from Sun Ce's generation.
Most of the time, most people are very selfish when it comes to their attitude towards authority. They are like the alpha wolf among wolves, who want to protect their status even if they are stained with blood.
But the problem is that when the first wolf shows signs of exhaustion and wounds, the other male wolves inevitably have greedy looks in their eyes...
Who doesn’t want to be a wolf?
Governor Huang returned in disgrace, so he naturally couldn't hide it. After arriving at the Yidao camp, although no one said anything to his face, they inevitably started talking behind his back, and they couldn't stop it no matter what.
Chen Wu walked slowly, doing routine inspections.
Huang Gai's beard was burnt. Although he was not seriously injured, it is really difficult to appear in front of ordinary soldiers with a gray face. He needs to be recuperated for at least a few days and then recover a little, so now he is patrolling the camp and so on. Naturally,
It just fell on Chen Wu. Of course, even if Huang Gai was not injured, Chen Wu would be doing most of these trivial chores.
There is no way, who made Chen Wu have a lower official position than Huang Gai?
But this situation is not unchangeable, at least Chen Wu now sees some opportunities.
Approaching the barracks, Chen Wu heard some voices coming out. He stopped in his tracks, stopped the guards from stepping forward to roll call, and listened quietly...
"You guys are laughing your ass off! Those civil servants are so ungrateful! Some time ago, I went to Wu County to do something, and I can't remember who was the one who picked the job. It was just the name of the person in charge of the army. Who was Yang?"
Forget it, don’t worry about what it’s called. Anyway, I got into a quarrel with that bastard, Governor Huang, over whether he had 18 or 24 cavalry when he defeated Nanjun’s Yue Village. The bastard said it was twenty-four, but I remember it was eighteen.
No one can convince anyone, and there are a few guys nearby who are making noises, so I just go and compare the battle reports from that year, and then...guess what?"
"How could we guess it?"
"Aha, just say it quickly!"
The original hoarse and vulgar voice deliberately said, "Well, I'm a little thirsty..."
"Here you go! I think you are the real deal!"
The hoarse voice laughed, and he didn't know what he drank, and then said: "As a result, I turned out the old military report and took a look, haha, it's neither! It's not eighteen cavalry, nor twenty.
Four Cavalry! When Governor Huang destroyed the eleven fortresses in Shanyue, he mobilized Danyang, Poyang, and Yuzhang counties, and even dropped a battalion of naval troops from Chaisang to garrison Jiangshui..."
Everyone was suddenly in an uproar and chattering.
"What? It's really not the Eighteenth Cavalry?"
"Ah, I've told you before, there are at least two to three thousand people in the eleven mountain villages! Can it really be defeated by eighteen knights in a row? This thing is just to deceive some guys who have never been in a battle formation..."
"Hey, don't say that. When Governor Huang was still young, it was impossible to say that eighteen cavalrymen could really defeat eleven mountain strongholds..."
"Shit! What are you still young? You don't even know which year it is? At that time, the lord just came to power, and I was still on duty in Lujiang. It has only been a few years now? How old is Governor Huang now? Have you seen four
Can you still call yourself young when you are fifty?"
"Others can't do this, and Governor Huang may not be able to do it either. I'm talking about Zhang Tuzi, you seem to have been stationed in Nanjun - do you think the Eighteen Cavalry can defeat the Yue Village?"
"Is this... I can't tell. Anyway, where I am stationed, most of the mountain villages don't even have proper roads, and walking is difficult. Riding a horse... is impossible. But I can't tell for sure, and it can't be said.
The road that the governor took at that time could be used by horses..."
There was a lot of commotion in the camp.
In fact, this matter is not a big problem. After all, most rumors are not credible. When they are passed down by word of mouth, it is inevitable that they will be reprocessed several times, and the original truth will have been modified later.
It was completely changed beyond recognition, leaving only a very small amount of truth, and most of the others were false.
Just like the matter of the Eighteen Cavalry or the Twenty-four Cavalry, Huang Gai, as a powerful general, did often go to war to fight against the Nanman Mountains and suppress the rebellion. This is true, but it is true that Huang Gai only led the Eighteen Cavalry.
The cavalry destroyed eleven mountain strongholds, which is of course too much.
As for why such nonsense has not been corrected, it is naturally because such rumors are conducive to establishing Huang Gai's own image of bravery, and are also conducive to deterring those who know nothing and believe that everything they hear is true.
Think about it, eighteen cavalrymen can pick out eleven villages. So how many people are there in Jiangdong now? Do Nanman Mountains have to think twice when they want to resist?
Chen Wu had already arrived outside the barracks. Hearing the quarrels inside, there was a look of ridicule on his face. This time, he took this opportunity to expose all the old accounts!
How high it was in those days, but how badly it falls now!
"...This time Governor Huang went on an expedition, let me tell you, this is not a mountainous Vietnamese barbarian. You should be more cautious, right? In the end, he went there laughing and joking, and then look at how smoky it is now.
is back! Do you think it’s funny or not?”
"Captain Huang, don't think you are so powerful. Actually... you all understand! Do you still remember that when we came with General Chen, Governor Huang's men had straight noses and straight eyes, saying that we couldn't do it well?"
I said that the queue was not very good, not as good as this one, not as good as that one. I got angry at that time. If General Chen hadn't stopped me, I would have been on the same level with them! When will it be their turn to point fingers?
Look, how are you doing now? How are you doing?! I was beaten! My nose and face are bruised and swollen! I want to see what they are going to say this time?!"
There was another burst of laughter in the barracks.
Chen Wu nodded with satisfaction, turned around and left. He felt there was no need to go in. If he went in, he would inevitably interrupt the "study" of these soldiers at the military academy, wouldn't he?
For Chen Wu, what he wants most is to seize part of the command power from Huang Gai, instead of having to sit back and serve as Huang Gai's deputy and deal with a lot of trivial matters like now!
But in the process of this competition, will it affect Jiangdong's morale, will there be any other reactions, or will it even cause problems with Jiangdong's overall strategy...
who cares?
Chen Wu is just a general. He can't think so far, and he can't enjoy so much. He only wants what he can see, get, and eat now!
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Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, and where there are rivers and lakes, there is fame and fortune. And how many people can be said to be completely exempt from the word fame and fortune?
At least Cao Chun cannot be exempted.
If he really has no desires and only wants to pursue victory, then Cao Chun should clear out all those troublesome and troublesome people in Youbei!
Xiahou Shang came before, and now Xiahou Zijiang comes.
That's right, he is Xiahou Zizang's younger brother.
Xiahou Zang died.
Cao Chun heard something from the grapevine. Although he didn't say it, he still felt in his heart that Xiahou Zang died well.
If he doesn’t die, there’s no telling what trouble will happen in the future!
But the question is, after Xiahou Zang died, why did he need to replace Xiahou Zijiang?
Of course, Cao Chun also knew why Xiahou Dun sent Xiahou Zijiang here. Wasn't it because he wanted to use the territory of Youbei to train Xiahou Zijiang and make him become a useful person who can take over Xiahou Dun's subsequent family business?
man of.
Unfortunately, when it came to Xiahou Zijiang, all his love and care became evidence of his father's cruelty and oppression.
A very important characteristic of naughty children is that all naughty children are not stupid.
A truly stupid child will follow what his parents say. Although he is indeed a little stupid, he will not be clever, will not watch people's words, will not avoid the most important things, and will not take advantage of others...
The reason why naughty children are called naughty children is that these children attach too much importance to short-term interests and give up long-term benefits. If you like to eat, you must eat in front of you. If you don't eat, you will make trouble. You can't.
Even if they eat now, they still make a fuss. If they like to play, they want to play right away. They can’t bear to wait a little longer. They are crying and rolling on the floor. It’s not that they don’t understand the long-term thing, but they think that since they can get it right in front of them,
Why wait so long?
It is best to correct naughty children when they are young. On the one hand, their character and habits have not been fully developed when they are young, so it is relatively convenient and easier to correct them. On the other hand, even if they are wrong when they are young, they will be corrected.
They are just small mistakes, and there is no chance of making big mistakes. If you keep saying that things will get better when you get older, then just wait until that day and make a big mistake!
Just like Xiahou Zang.
When Xiahouzi Zang slapped Prime Minister Cao in the face, it would be wrong to say that he had no idea that he was wrong. If he didn't know that he was wrong, he would not hide, but he knew that he was wrong, but he still
Most of the time he did it because he felt in his heart that even if he was wrong, it wouldn't be a big deal.
Because all the mistakes he made when he was a child were turned into trivial matters and gone.
For a person, all people are selfish at the beginning when they are born. Xunzi is absolutely right about this. Children who have not received any education will subconsciously grab things and go to them.
Put stuff in your own mouth instead of stuffing it into other people's mouths. But an absolutely selfish person cannot help the development of human society, and may even destroy the rules of the entire society. Therefore, in order to allow children to survive better in human society
, Unless this child will always stay away from other human beings and live alone, then it doesn't matter how selfish he is, otherwise normal people will definitely not like to be with an absolutely selfish person.
At least Cao Chun disliked Xiahou Zijiang very much.
Of course, Cao Chun also disliked Xia Houshang.
But at least Xiahou Shang can still make sense, but Xiahou Zijiang cannot make sense at all.
So Cao Chun's method of treating Xiahou Zijiang was to leave Xiahou Zijiang to Xiahou Shang. Anyway, this belongs to your Xiahou family. You can take care of it yourself and don't bother me.
Zhao Yun had put enough pressure on Cao Chun, and coupled with the news from Fei Qian, Cao Chun was indeed troubled enough.
Xiahou Zijiang was immediately relieved. He pretended to be stupid to Cao Chun, but in fact he just didn't want to be with Cao Chun.
He actually knows everything, he's just pretending to be stupid.
Xiahou Shang doesn't want this naughty child, but what can he do? Who gave him the surname Xiahou? Cao Chun can throw it to him, but he can't throw it out, so he can only protect it carefully and wait for a while
Throw it back quickly.
But no one thought that if a naughty child doesn't cause trouble, how can he be a naughty child?
Xiahou Zijiang's father, Xiahou Dun, was away fighting for a long time, and his mother was always thinking about competing with other wives and concubines. In addition, the Xiahou family did not have any inheritance of Confucian classics, let alone basic education for future generations, so Xiahou Zijiang
It would be good to have one or two decent ones at home, but what about the others...
This is not only a problem for the Xiahou family, but also a common problem for most families in the feudal dynasty.
As the head of the family, Xiahou Dun basically has no feelings for his wives and concubines. It is basically a combination of interests and production machines. Just like many boxers in later generations will ask why Xi'er doesn't marry.
Give it to the ruling class to improve your own class attributes? That's because during the feudal dynasty, even if Xi'er married to the ruling class, she was just a reproductive and production machine. It was impossible to be like the palace fights in some movies and TV shows.
opportunity. The reason why boxers of later generations think they still have the right to choose is because the society of later generations gave these boxers the right to choose, so they thought Xi'er could also choose.
It's like Xiahou Zijiang now thinks that he still has a choice.
His choice was to pretend to be stupid, be lazy, nod and agree on the surface, and then turn around and do nothing. But Xiahou Zijiang couldn't completely lie down. After all, he was a young man and full of energy...
Young people can lie down, which is also because later generations have the conditions to lie down. Various games, videos, series and animations cannot pass the time. Even if they are scrolling on their mobile phones, they can lie down and watch the young ladies twist and scroll up and down by themselves for a day.
, and at the moment, the big man had nothing, so Xiahou Zijiang naturally couldn't lie down and felt uncomfortable all over.
Ordinary soldiers in the military academy train to work hard. When they are tired, they will naturally rest. They have enough endorphins and will not think too much about anything. But Xiahou Zijiang was lazy when he could, put in as little effort as he could, and ended up waiting for other soldiers.
The military academy was tired and it was time to rest, but he didn't have any endorphins at all. He was full of energy and had no place to vent. He only wanted to get dopamine.
He wants a piece of paper!
He wants ass!
He wants it all!
But Youbei is different from Xu County after all, nor is it Qiao County.
If you are a stupid child, you can only torture yourself, but naughty children are different, they are good at frustrating others.
When Xiahou Zijiang found Xiahou Shang, he didn't hide anything. He directly stated his needs with all his teeth and claws. In his opinion, there was nothing to hide in this important matter of human relations, besides saying that a gentleman is lustful? What's more, what did Xiahou Shang say?
He is also a member of his clan, so asking him to wipe his butt also gives Xiahou Shang some face.
Xiahou Zijiang gestured and emphasized.
Naizi!
butt!
Want them all!
This matter is very important, otherwise he won't be able to sleep.
Xia Houshang rolled his eyelids.
If this was in Yuyang, he would secretly find a domestic maid or something and send it to Xiahou Zijiang. But now he is training outside, where should he go to find some woman?
Xiahou Shang also wanted to yell at Xiahou Zijiang, letting him know that his brother was dead, how difficult it was for his father, what would happen to Xiahou's family business in the future, etc., but he also knew that Xiahou Zijiang was not unaware of these things.
But Xiahou Zijiang only wants his penis and butt now, and he doesn't want to hear this at all...
Xiahou Shang originally wanted to be vague and fool Xiahou Zijiang back first. Anyway, he couldn't train outside for a long time. He would always go back to Yuyang, and then he would just make arrangements for Xiahou Zijiang, but Xiahou Zijiang
When Jiang saw Xia Houshang's brows moving, he knew what Xia Houshang had planned. He lost face with Xia Houshang on the spot and angrily said that if he couldn't meet his needs, he would get in Xia Houshang's face on the spot.
Get on the plane!
Well, of course that's not what he said, the meaning is almost the same.
Xiahou Shang endured the throbbing pain in his head and asked the question to Xiahou Zijiang. Anyway, he had no choice now. If he wanted a woman, he could only wait until he returned to Yuyang, or else he could only let Xiahou Zijiang meet the man.
Xiahou Zijiang said that men are not impossible, but if there are no women now, why use men?
"Ah?" Xiahou Shang was startled. He thought that some other military academy general had brought some concubine to hide in the army, and then Xiahou Zijiang discovered it. This was a serious crime, so his expression changed. "
Please tell me carefully!』
Xiahou Zijiang chuckled and pointed to the other side, "We didn't bring any women, but they did! I saw there are some over there!"
there?
Xia Houshang turned his head, then understood, and immediately frowned, "Those are the Hu Junqi we recruited with great difficulty! If there are women, they are also their own wives and daughters, not your concubines!"
The habits of the Hu people are different from those of the Han people, so the Hu people brought some family members with them in their army.
Xiahou Zijiang said disdainfully: "Aren't they all the same? Their men take our money, so why don't we give their wives and daughters money as well? Just give them money! Let me tell you, I saw a bastard
Girl, those breasts and that ass will definitely be exciting to ride! Don’t worry, I’ll give you the money!”
Xia Houshang was not stupid enough to distinguish between good and evil. He shook his head and said, "No, no! Now it's General Cao who wants to cooperate with these Hu Junqi. You can't cause any trouble until we return to Yuyang!"
Xiahou Zijiang naturally refused, but Xiahou Shang gritted his teeth and refused. In the end, Xiahou Zijiang became so angry that he directly knocked down Xiahou Shang's desk. The loud noise also attracted soldiers to protect him.
"Lock him up!" Xiahou Shang was also angry. This was almost a slap in the face to Xiahou Zijiang in public, which made it difficult for him to suppress his anger in the end. "No one is allowed to let him out without my warrant!"
Xiahou Zijiang jumped to his feet and cursed, but was immediately gagged and taken away...
