Chapter 23 Not to mention the mere yellow and white things
Jiang Chen slowly walked towards Fang Xiaotang, "It's impossible to sell my watermelon. I thought back when the old queen wanted to exchange it for a dragon chair, but I didn't even agree, let alone a mere yellow and white thing."
"If you came here to cause trouble for this kind of thing, then you can leave."
The live broadcast room exploded instantly.
"Damn it, did I hear that right, the old queen? Is she the traitorous old queen I thought?"
"The old man is really good at boasting. If he met the old queen, this old man must be more than 150 years old. How can he fool someone?"
"The old liar is real, he just opens his mouth."
"The anchor should call the police. This old man can go out and commit fraud even if he doesn't sell watermelons. We can't let it go."
Let’s not talk about Fang Xiaotang’s live broadcast room.
Jiang Churan and her friends in the live broadcast room also looked confused at this time.
Jiang Churan stared blankly at Jiang Chen's back with slightly red eyes, not knowing what to say.
"Damn it, the old man is really bragging, isn't he? He's too showy after meeting the old lady, isn't he?"
"My scalp is numb because of the show. If this is true, what kind of grandfather is this? This is an ancestor!"
"Damn it, I suddenly remembered the dragon chair that the old man mentioned yesterday. It's so scary to think about it."
"Calm down, everyone. I am a cultivator of immortals. You are a dignified Yuanying monk. What's wrong with living for 150 years? Is there any problem? (Gotou)"
"Don't stop me. Regardless of whether the watermelon is real or fake, I want to become a disciple. I want to become an immortal!"
"Xiao Gaigai: Stop making trouble. Let's solve the watermelon problem first. Let's see what the old man has to say next."
"President Gai is right. We still have to solve the current problem first. Those who are cultivating immortality or not will have plenty of opportunities to ask questions in the future."
Fang Xiaotang laughed angrily, "So, old man, are you planning to hold on to death? Isn't it just a business show to kill you?"
"I won't sell it if I say you won't. Even if the watermelon is all rotten in the melon field, I won't sell it to anyone. Except for my granddaughter, no one else has any right to get my watermelon."
Jiang Chen said as he walked back into the house.
Fang Xiaotang wanted to say something more, but Jiang Chen suddenly turned around and glanced.
Fang Xiaotang felt as if he had entered an ice cave. A cold feeling came to his heart, but no sound came out when he spoke.
He stared blankly as Jiang Chen walked next to Jiang Churan,
"What a big deal, why are your eyes still red?"
Jiang Chen reached out and rubbed Jiang Churan's head and said softly.
"I don't want them to say grandpa is a liar."
Jiang Churan said aggrievedly in a low voice.
When Jiang Chen heard this, he laughed and put his arms around Jiang Churan's shoulders.
Lead him back to the house,
"Let's go. It's time for me to care about this false reputation. Don't worry, as long as grandpa is here, no one can bully us."
When Fang Xiaotang saw that the two people were ignoring him and leaving, anger appeared on his face.
"Today's live broadcast ends here. The fight was successful. Please click to follow Fang Xiaotang's live broadcast room and wait for the follow-up development."
He forced himself to calm down and smiled at the camera.
Use your eyes to signal the staff to close the live broadcast room. When you see the live broadcast room is closed, you let out a sigh of relief.
The look Jiang Chen gave him just now almost made him suffocate.
"Let's clean up everything. Today's task was successfully completed and public opinion was successfully aroused. Now we are waiting for the public opinion to ferment and see if we can directly attract Wang Dahai."
The staff cheered and began to pack away the instruments.
In the live broadcast room, although Fang Xiaotang turned off the live broadcast, netizens have not left yet.
"Do you think this old man really lived that long?"
"It's impossible. Look at how old those centenarians on the Internet are. This old man is full of energy. He must not have been over 60."
"Don't worry about the old man's age. I suspect that the whole process is just a different kind of marketing. No matter what you do, I really want to eat watermelon now."
"Yeah, after watching it for a long time, I also want to eat watermelon."
"Anyway, as long as you don't buy watermelons from the old man and Wang Dahai."
"Yes, as long as you don't buy them, that's fine."
"Even if I starve to death, I won't buy their watermelon!"
After intense discussion, the rhythm was unified in the live broadcast room.
Even if I starve to death, I won’t buy Jiang Chen’s watermelon.
Here in Jiang Churan's live broadcast room.
"The old man was still domineering. He said he wouldn't sell it and turned around and left. That Fang Xiaotang was immediately stunned and couldn't speak."
"Damn it, didn't you see that the old man turned around and glared?"
"If the old man is invincible, it's over. No one dares to be presumptuous in front of the old man."
"The old man is invincible. Just drive away Fang Xiaotang and the others, and leave the rest to Wang Dahai."
"Stop talking. The more I read, the more I want to become a disciple. I wonder if the old man will accept any more apprentices."
"Form a team to become a disciple. If you want to come, you have to hit 1!"
Before the live broadcast room was cleared, it was dull, and all kinds of silly comments were flying.
Jiang Churan watched the barrage for a long time, still feeling a little uneasy.
"Grandpa, is there really no problem? What if they still refuse to give in?"
Jiang Chendan
He said calmly, "Silly girl, just relax, these are all small things."
Jiang Churan looked at Jiang Chen's face,
She couldn't figure out why grandpa didn't care at all. Wasn't it said that the most important thing for the elderly was their posthumous name?
Or maybe it’s because grandpa is really too old and doesn’t understand the changes in the Internet era.
In today's Internet age, regardless of whether it is true or false, as long as it is topical, it can attract hundreds of millions of people on the Internet.
They don't care about the truth of the matter,
not caring about the development of things,
As long as the outcome of the matter can be used to laugh and talk,
They can keep discussing it until the next big thing comes.
When I think about the future, my grandpa’s place may become an internet celebrity because of this incident.
Every day, countless people with nothing to do come to watch and ridicule.
Jiang Churan fell into a huge panic.
Because all of this is the trouble caused by my own live broadcast.
Jiang Chen saw Jiang Churan's expression changing frequently. Thousands of years of experience allowed him to see at a glance what Jiang Churan was thinking, and he shook his head helplessly.
A spiritual energy gathers gently in the palm of my hand,
Passed along Jiang Churan's shoulder.
Jiang Churan's irritable heart slowly calmed down as the spiritual energy entered his body.
I didn't think much about it, I just thought that I was guided by my grandfather's calm aura, and I gradually calmed down.
Seeing that Jiang Churan had calmed down, Jiang Chen quickly diverted her attention and said teasingly,
"Tell me, what are you going to eat tonight? Grandpa will cook for you personally. This is a treatment that even the emperor could not enjoy back then."
"Grandpa, you are joking again."
Jiang Churan rolled her eyes at Jiang Chen.
Jiang Chen pretended to be angry and said,
"Damn girl, you don't believe me every time I tell you the truth. I think you want to piss me off to death and then sell my land to live happily ever after!"
Jiang Churan couldn't tell that Jiang Chen was joking. He patted Jiang Chen's back with his little hand and said with a smile,
"Grandpa, please stop joking. How can I be willing to sell your land? Even if I want to sell it, my father will not agree."
"Huh? So you really want to sell it? I'm asking for a beating!"
Jiang Chen tried to make a move, but Jiang Churan smiled and dodged.
The laughter and laughter of yesterday returned to the hut.