Chapter 389: Why did the promised supernatural being turn into a comedy?
Huang Bo has been filming explosion scenes and gunfight scenes before, but the sound of gunfire is fake, and there is even no gunfire on the scene, all of which are dubbing in the post.
This time it was different. The guns really sounded, the sound was loud, the ears were numb, the mind was blank, and there was nothing to think about.
In a trance, his light saw Ding Xiu still standing, holding a muzzle in his hand.
Then a combo hit Brother Hei.
The old ape hangs the seal, the double peaks fill the ears, and the eight poles are the elbows.
His body was like a kite flying backwards. Brother Hei was lying on the ground and twitching, his mouth was covered with blood foam, his arms were irregularly bent, and his eyes were wide open, as if he was a ghost.
Ding Xiu held the gun, skillfully removed the magazine and then looked at Huang Bo.
"It's okay?"
Huang Bo's mouth fucked: "Are you okay?"
He was scared to death in the past few seconds, and now his calves are still trembling.
"I'm just a little thief, it's not a matter of minutes to take him down." Ding Xiu shook the sweat in his palm and said lightly.
Holding a gun in his hand is indeed very deterrent. Boxing champion Tyson has to be frustrated when he sees it and pays the money obediently.
Dante Xiu had trained in the army before, played with guns, and grabbed guns with bare hands. In theory, it was still possible, but the conditions were a bit harsh.
For example, if the distance is close, you can reach the opponent's gun with your hand.
If the distance is more than one meter, don't show off. This distance will make a hole for you in minutes. Of course, if you have good physical fitness, you will have to fight to the death if you take the other person's shot.
Stop you.
In addition to distance, it also depends on whether the opponent's gun is loaded. This is very important. The loaded gun, even at close range, may be affected by peanuts during the capture process.
As for how to look at it, it’s very simple. It’s all right if the opponent’s hammer falls. Ding Xiuzheng breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that the hammer fell.
Even if the other party loads it, the insurance has not been opened yet, and there is still a chance to fight back.
When Brother Hei reached out to get the insurance, he held the barrel and lifted it up.
At the same time, a horizontal elbow swung over, and the other party's head was buzzing. During this period, he took advantage of the situation and did not stop at all.
Preliminary estimates are that Brother Hei’s ribs were broken, his calf bones were cracked, his nose bridge was broken, and his chin was cracked.
Huang Bo was a little unsteady and said fortunately: "Brother Xiu, can you say hello to me before you do it next time?"
Ding Xiu shrugged: "What, do you want to help me?"
Huang Bo touched his nose: "It's not impossible. I have good physical fitness. It's not a big problem to hit one or two ordinary people."
"Is that true? Why are your pants a little wet?"
"Maybe it was sprinkled with water."
"The gunshots sounded, and someone might call the police. You can go and deal with your pants first."
"I can't walk."
With Ding Xiu's disgust, Huang Bo was helped to sit on the side of the road, and when he held his hand, his palms were covered in sweat.
After taking out his cell phone, Ding Xiu also called the police. While calling, he said, "I may not be able to shoot the movie tomorrow. I will go in and help me say sorry to the director, telling Yuanyuan not to worry, and I will come out in a few days at most."
Listening to Ding Xiu's tone of explaining the funeral, Huang Bo, who had recovered from his senses, was speechless: "We are defending ourselves, don't worry, we don't have to stay overnight. The laws here are different. Don't say that we just beat the other party and take out the gun when he is pulling out.
From that moment on, you won’t break the law even if you kill the other person.”
"Fuck, Niu Pi!"
In this case, if it weren't for the different locations and fighting each other would not be considered a matter of being a fight, Ding Xiu would have to pay a little bit of medical expenses. If he killed the other party, he would probably not have started in three to five years.
Some time ago, he saw news that an owner was chasing a thief. The thief ran too fast and rolled down the stairwell. In the end, the medical expenses were paid by the owner and he was detained for several days.
When he heard Huang Bo say that it would be okay to kill the other party, Ding Xiu glanced at the gun in his hand again.
He had an immature idea.
Brother Hei was still gasping for breath and was about to get up. He was afraid that the other party would take out a grenade. Isn’t it normal to make up a shuttle?
Huang Bo was shocked by his actions: "Brother Xiu, don't do anything randomly. The other party has lost the ability to move. It is illegal to re-shoot the gun. It is really illegal to shoot now."
Ding Xiu: "It means that it's not illegal to hit him when I first grabbed the gun."
Huang Bo: "..."
It is indeed not illegal, because at that time I didn’t know if the other party had the ability to resist, so it was a subconscious action for a person to make up for it in a hurry.
But why did Ding Xiu have this idea?
It seems that I will stay away from him in the future.
A few minutes later, the police arrived.
Seeing the gun in Ding Xiu's hand, he almost gave him a shuttle.
Hearing the sound of loading, Ding Xiuxin said that the law enforcement here was really rigorous.
So he immediately threw away his gun and raised his hand to hold his head.
Whenever he was slowing down for a second, he was worried that the blonde and blue-eyed brother in uniform would give him a shuttle.
For some reason, these old men gave him a feeling that they were more dangerous than the one lying on the ground. The one on the ground just wanted money. If he hadn't taken the gun, the other party would not have fired a shot even if he was afraid of being replenished.
All the fingers in front of me were placed on the trigger.
Damn, it's not ambiguous at all.
In the evening, Ding Xiu and Huang Bo came out of the police station, looking tired.
Because of the public figure, the embassy was alarmed.
A large number of media reporters were surrounded outside, some of which were domestic and more foreign.
"Mr. Ding Xiu, I heard that the person who robbed you was still rescued in the ICU. Do you have anything to say about this?"
Ding Xiu stared at the talking media expressionlessly: "What do you want to say?"
He glared at him, the woman took a step back and then said firmly: "Don't you think it's too heavy to do it? He is still a father of a child and has an elderly person at home."
"I fuck you..."
Ding Xiu really couldn't help it at this moment. How could there be such a stupid media person who turned around and said to the people around him: "Remember this media and don't let them interview you in the future."
"By the way, for the last interview with me in your life, I can answer you. If I hadn't lifted the gun a little, I might have been lying in the ICU."
"But if you didn't steal the gun, he wouldn't have fired."
"Idiot, get out."
Ding Xiu had a dark face and refused to continue answering. The police in front of him helped to get the road. He slowly walked towards the car on the side of the road.
There were many media interviewing him in the middle, and he answered a few words from time to time.
"Mr. Ding, I encountered this kind of thing on the first day. What do you think of the public security here?"
"I was sitting at home and watching, but I almost lay down to watch today."
"From the confession, you can actually give money, maybe it can eliminate disasters, so why do you still have to resist?"
"In the dictionary of our Chinese people, we don't sit still and wait for death."
"Do you still shoot the next scene?"
"Photo, of course, the venue was rented."
Self-defense and acquittal were the result of Ding Xiu's handling, but the sensation about this matter has just begun.
A foreign star just came here to film the scene and encountered a case of being robbed with a gun. What kind of security is this?
In the US, the media scolds them for being more ruthless than outsiders.
All the people were scolded.
Some people took the opportunity to propose amendment of the bill.
Gun ban.
There are also people who say they want to drive Lao Hei out.
The next day, the crew filmed the scene normally.
As soon as Huang Bo met, he smiled and said, "Brother Xiu, you are so awesome, you are almost written into Minercon's history book."
The response to him was Ding Xiu's middle finger.
Huang Bo continued to joke: "Don't believe it, you are the one who indirectly promotes gun bans and has made great contributions to the world. Thank you hundreds of millions of people. Let's turn back and change it to you."
Ding Xiu just gave him a faint look: "Don't your legs tremble today?"
Huang Bo was embarrassed: "This is all small scenes, okay. My brother came out of the rain of bullets back then. The crew ran to explode, and the explosives exploded at my feet, and I didn't even frown."
Ding Xiu was too lazy to expose his pants.
Huang Bo said: "My phone was almost blown up at night. It was all long-distance in China. I asked about you and said that your phone could not be reached."
Ding Xiu sat on the chair and quietly asked the makeup artist to put on makeup: "I turned off after replying to a few main calls, but I haven't turned it on yet."
It’s the 21st century, in the Internet era, no news can be hidden. As soon as he came out of the police station, the entertainment media there began to report it.
Compared to this, Ding Xiu has more domestic fans.
It became the top spot in the middle of the night and is still on the verge of now.
"Brother Xiu is awesome. He grabs the gun with empty hands. He is really not afraid of death."
"I can only say that I am very skilled and brave. When Tyson goes there, he has to leave his underwear."
"I heard that Nicole was seriously injured and has not woken up yet. It's so good to die. It's not good to rob anyone? Go and rob Ding Xiu. I didn't read Ding Xiu's news in advance."
"It's a loss to not read the news. If you have watched the Olympics and know that Ding Xiu has played the super heavyweight boxing champion, he should change to an AK."
"Let you rob and not get insurance."
"Ding Xiu was restless everywhere. Why didn't he make up for it at that time?"
"Haha, who said that foreign security is good and the air is sweet?"
"Who said Chuanwu cannot be beaten?"
People on the Internet have always been afraid of trouble when watching the fun. When they saw Ding Xiu grabbing a gun with one hand abroad, they were so excited.
There was another wave of popularity invisibly.
Ding Xiu didn't feel anything about this. When he was not popular, he had to make some popularity when he wanted to send a post. After he became popular, he was very popular. All he wanted was to reduce the popularity.
If you often walk by the river, you won’t be able to get your shoes wet. For him now, it’s better to have less hot searches, otherwise something will happen sooner or later.
It is not a good thing to put every move in front of the audience.
"You are comfortable." Huang Bo rolled his eyes in anger. Ding Xiu, as the person involved, was free and easy. He was an outsider who answered the phone call for a night. It would be impossible not to answer it. It was all about human nature.
"Don't be poor, come and talk about the words." Gao Yuanyuan said to the two with a full temper.
Ding Xiu nodded and hunched over, which made Huang Bo despise him and had no family status at all. It seemed that he would be a rake in the future.
This scene is about Hu Bayi and Wang Fatty Monkey King washing their hands and setting up a stall on the streets of the United States.
Sell fakes.
Hu Bayi was lying at the stairs in the distance, and Fatty Wang used broken English and a curly black sister to sell fake copper coins.
As she was talking, the eldest sister took out her ID and came from the Immigration Bureau.
"Oh, Shuankou, I don't understand English, I don't understand what you said."
After saying that, Fatty Wang and Hu Bayi ran away.
On the way to escape, Hu Bayi looked at the compass and ran away using the Dragon Search Art.
"Looking for dragons and dividing gold to look at Chanshan, one level of Chanshan and another level of pass... Go up and not down, go left and not right."
"Stop talking nonsense, where are you going?"
"Bang!"
There was no intense racing scene, only Fatty Wang and Hu Bayi's unlucky collision with the cardboard box, and they were in a mess. Fortunately, Shirley Yang drove over to save them.
Hu Bayi didn't want to get in the car and said he was coming to break the back.
As soon as he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Fatty Wang and said that if he didn't leave, he would be defeated.
The director and the director swear that if he had known that Ding Xiu and Huang Bo were so funny, he would not have come to death.
The supernatural film that was agreed upon, but Ding Xiu and Huang Bo stayed together, and the laughter never stopped.
Nympho
"A magistrate of a gold-touching school captain is chased by others every day. It's so fucking that it's better to send it back to China."
By the riverside, Fatty Wang got out of the car and cursed.
In the car, Shirley Yang and Hu Bayi were chatting.
"I can't find you anywhere, so I'm hiding from me?"
"No, why am I hiding from you?"
"My mother told me, if you go to bed with a man, don't contact him on your own initiative, wait for him to contact you. My mother also said, if that man doesn't contact you on your own initiative, you will forget him."
Hu Bayi smiled awkwardly: "Our aunt is pretty open-minded."
Ding Xiu looked like a scumbag at this time. He threw his expression and tone when he was full. He could not be said to be exactly the same, just like a true performance.
Gao Yuanyuan gritted her teeth, glanced at him, and sighed: "Don't hide from me, just pretend that something happened that day had not happened."
"Yes, just pretend that it hasn't happened."
Huang Bo came to the car and said angrily, talking about the day when Jin Baan washed his hands.
Three people, each talking about their own.
It was obviously a very serious and sad thing, but it was made into a comedy by Huang Bo's joke.
In front of the monitor, the director held his forehead and sighed.
"It's over."
"I can't figure it out."
"The lines have not changed much, and the plot has not changed. How can it be a fucking comedy after acting?"
The theme of Ghost Blowing Light is suspense and supernatural. In order to make the effect realistic but not scare people, the screenwriter has done a lot of work to keep the original flavor so that more viewers can accept it.
Therefore, it focuses on the tension and stimulation of the melody, adventure, brotherhood, and love.
Who would have thought that this effect would be performed? Huang Bo and Ding Xiu were so funny. When he opened his mouth, he was full of jokes. Not to mention the director, he laughed while filming. Gao Yuanyuan kept repeating and repeated
The laughing scene.
"Ka!"
"Pass!"
The director sighed heavily.
He was no longer sure what the effect of this film was. He left it to fate and hoped to recover the investment cost.
"Calling video, help take a picture."
Seeing that the scenery was good, Huang Bo called Ding Xiu and Gao Yuanyuan and took a photo with him against the guardrail by the river.
Behind are the shimmering river water and a round sun.
A month later, the crew returned to China after work.
The scene was originally scheduled to be 20 days, but it took 30 days to film.
Even if Ding Xiu was killed, he didn't expect that the reason for delaying for ten days was that the actors here would not allow him to work overtime.
The extras are all old men, nine to five in the morning, one on time.
Artificial labor is expensive, almost three to five times that of domestic extras.
The food is not good, and these grandchildren even complain that they always talk about labor laws.
Ding Xiu swore that he would not be filmed here in the future if he was beaten to death.