While He Wu was washing, he saw an antelope drinking water upstream.
While he was downstream, watching the antelope's saliva wash down with the stream, He Wu felt a spasm in his stomach, and a feeling of nausea came to his heart. He Wu spat out the stream water in his mouth and retched.
Anyone who drinks water with animal saliva for no apparent reason will feel nauseous.
Although I disliked the saliva of the antelope, my thoughts took root in my heart.
Having a mount is definitely much better than walking, at least your legs are freed.
Although the antelope is not as majestic and majestic as the horse, it is still better than walking on its own.
In ancient times, Laozi and Li Er rode a green ox out of Hangu Pass to the west. A blue cloud appeared, and in the daytime they achieved enlightenment and became immortals.
Today, a man of great rank is riding an antelope out of the desert. The sun sets in the west, and the artistic conception must be very beautiful.
At least that's what He Wu thinks. He is hailed as the [Body of Energy] and is as good as a saint. Is it too much? Not too much. What's more, there are two opinions on whether there is Lao Tzu in this world.
He Wu put away his thoughts and acted instead of thinking.
The corners of his mouth were cleft, and his whole face was smiling like a chrysanthemum.
I hope this image can give this antelope a good impression.
The leader who was drinking water had already noticed the hairless monkey downstream, but he was really thirsty and his desire overcame his reason. He decided to stay away from the hairless monkey and drink water.
While he was drinking, his other eye was still watching He Wu. If He Wu had any slight change, he would run away.
It doesn't look like its image at all. It's a tall horse with a pair of long sharp horns on its head. Instead, its limbs are very muscular. It must have been running around a lot.
Looking sideways, He Wu's smile was as bright as a daisy. His heart tightened.
A wave of grievance welled up.
The last time it drank water, it was chased by a leopard for five kilometers. The last time it drank water, the entire group was chased by the Honkai Beast for nearly thirty kilometers. This time it came to drink water again, but it was also attracted by this hairless monkey.
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The history of humiliation has made this leader deeply feel the malice of life towards him.
Why? Why! It just wants to drink water quietly. Is it wrong to drink water? The chase comes into view again and again.
The head sheep raised his head, and a drop of crystal tear looked particularly dazzling under the sunlight.
It raised its neck, trying to hold back the tears.
Don't bow your head, the crown will fall off, don't shed tears, the bad guys will laugh.
He Wu naturally didn't understand the suffering of the antelope around him, but he was just surprised that the antelope was fine and suddenly raised its head like this? Could it be that there was something wrong with its throat? It couldn't even swallow liquid food?
But none of this mattered. As long as the antelope agreed to let him ride, He Wu would not dislike it even if it had a sexually transmitted disease, let alone a problem with its throat.
He Wu said with the kindest voice in his life, with a face as smiling as a daisy.
"Hello...."
Before He Wu could finish speaking, the antelope disappeared from sight with a whooshing sound.
Leaving He Wu with a face like a daisy...
He Wu was very sad. He wondered if he really looked scary. Before he could finish his sentence, the antelope ran away without looking back.
The kind that's afraid of hurting your eyes.
He Wu took a look at the stream and looked at his own reflection. His expression gradually became normal.
"Hmm~"
"As handsome as ever, it must be because those animals have no vision and poor sense of aesthetics."
"He has a face that can be broken, angular muscles, and facial features that are so handsome that it makes people numb."
"Even Kevin would be ashamed."
He Wu narcissistically praised the reflection array. Maybe he couldn't even stand the water in the stream anymore, as it seemed to speed up the flow of water.
And these descriptions are just He Wu's self-meditation. How can the flowing stream reflect the facial features? It's too embarrassing. The stream can only reflect the appearance of a person.
The real image of He Wu is like this, a head of hair that has just been wetted, but it still looks long and messy, and because there is no shampoo, the hair looks oily.
How oily is it? To put it simply, in two days, the oil in your hair will be enough to cook a plate of food.
The originally fair skin of the otaku has become a bit tanned by the sun in just a few days.
Because he had no clothes, and the surrounding forest was destroyed by He Wu, he had no fig leaf. His upper body was pretty good, and he had six-pack abs after being baptized by Honkai energy.
The lower body was in embarrassment. Not even a single piece of trousers was preserved from that battle, so in some areas the birds could only fly. He Wu had no choice but to comfort himself.
"Flying freely is to allow the birds to grow stronger, and there are no other people nearby."
The inner hints are very useful, at least now He Wu doesn't have to be as secretive as at the beginning, and maybe he is one step closer to Zhang Chulan's moonwalking bird.
He Wu shook off the water stains on his hands and prepared to look for the antelope again.
It is said that antelopes are social animals. The presence of one antelope means that there is a group of antelopes nearby.
Unless the herd of antelopes is wiped out and only one remains.
First, I went back to the lonely king and picked up the beautiful lonely king.
If you want to leave, you need to bring your friends with you. He Wu is a responsible person. He said that if he wants to take Guwang to eat well and drink spicy food, he must bring his friends with him.
Lone King: Mmp, can you put me down from your head first? The sun is very hot!
He Wu was a talented person. Because the sun was really unbearably hot, he raised the lonely king high and put it on his head to block the sun...
The lonely king deeply doubted whether his mother had tricked him and found such an unreliable person to be his boss before his death.
Regarding the struggle of the lonely king, He Wu naturally thought that the lonely king liked this kind of lifting game and kicked his hind legs happily.
You see, the Lone King's hind legs almost hit He Wu's face.
Not long after walking like this, we saw a herd of antelopes.
"Originally there was no hope in the world, but I found hope when I looked for it. Uncle Lu will never deceive me!"
He Wu thought secretly in his heart.
And when I took a closer look, I met an acquaintance.
"Hey, isn't this the antelope drinking water?" He Wu saw that the first sheep was fighting another ram, but the people around... the sheep... did not dare to step forward to stop the fight.
"I didn't expect that this coward seems to have a pretty high status among the sheep."
He Wu walked up with a smile on his face. He was a civilized man.
He needs to respect the rights of sheep and be a well-educated person. Before riding someone, he should at least ask if they are willing to let him ride.
If he didn't want to, He Wu moved his fingers, and his bones made a crisp sound...
It is our country's fine tradition to practice courtesy first and then fight.
"Hello?" Before He Wu could express his thoughts, Touyang panicked.
The leader panicked and the whole flock started to commotion.
"Mmp, don't be so shameless!" He Wu gritted his teeth and clenched his fists, preparing to tell the antelope herd that his patience was limited.
When the lonely king saw this, he howled.
The restless antelope herd calmed down and looked at the little tiger with some fear.
"Ouch, these sheep are still bullies and shy of the strong~" He Wu laughed angrily at this group of antelopes.