Age: Nineteen, probably. It could also be (more than 50,000 years old)
Don't smoke, don't drink, don't be gay.
Now I have traveled to the world of Honkai Impact III, and I was beaten by the Herrscher of the End. Finally, I was sealed!!
Finally I was unblocked, and the girl Onoko standing in front of me even drew a basin of blood from me.
Depressed He Wu said: What Zhang Wuji's mother said is absolutely right. The more beautiful a woman is, the more she will lie.
Although the cute Mei did not lie to him, her act of killing the donkey deeply hurt He Wu's young and old heart.
Looking at the sunset outside, I can't help but sigh that it's so good to be alive.
"Yes, only when people are alive can they have hope, and only when they are alive can they have the strength to deal with Honkai Impact." The voice coming from the side almost scared He Wu and slapped him in the face. Don't ask why it was a slap instead of a shock, just ask Kai.
Wen is more handsome than He Wu.
If He Wu is a handsome boy, then Kevin is definitely the type who can debut as an idol. He is also the kind of tough guy idol who can make a lot of women lick the screen by just taking a photo of his muscles.
Alas. When life is unsatisfactory, nine times out of ten it is contrast.
He had just been kicked out of the laboratory by his wife, and he came to her door.
Wait a moment!
Why did Kevin suddenly talk to me? Could it be that the local government was looking for me? Could it be that they wanted me to go to the battlefield?
The more I think about it, the more frightened I am. I’m just bragging, you don’t really want to send me to the Honkai battlefield!
I'm just a kid!
"Kevin, what are you doing?" He Wu wanted to run away, but he thought this was someone else's territory and he didn't know the way. What if he got lost and was seen by a patrolling soldier who thought he was a thief? What if a soldier
If you go too far and shoot a headshot, it will be very painful even if you don't die!
"It's nothing, I just heard your emotion and expressed my inner thoughts." Kevin waved his shoulders indifferently.
Damn it, this man is so handsome even with this meaningless shoulder waving!!
"How about this, I'll take you around." From Kevin's point of view, He Wu must have wanted to take a walk after sleeping for tens of thousands of years, but he was too embarrassed to wander around because he was unfamiliar with the place.
If he walked around more with him, maybe He Wu would be in a good mood and teach him a few moves, which might benefit him for the rest of his life. But he had heard that this was a wolf who could stand head-on with the strongest Herrscher.
Mie. As for why you believe He Wu’s words unilaterally, don’t you think about it, is it necessary for a person who has lived for tens of thousands of years to lie to them?
"This relationship is great! To be honest, I have been sleeping for tens of thousands of years and have long wanted to go shopping." He Wu thought, it would be better to observe the surrounding environment more, if these evil maggots want to catch me
I can still run on the battlefield! He Wu has not forgotten that these people have taken away a lot of energy from him!
"Let's go, brother Kai." He Wu put his hand on Kevin's shoulder.
"Kai...brother..." Kevin's mouth twitched when he heard this
"Isn't it possible? I'm only tens of thousands of years older than you, so calling me brother is not too much..." He Wu answered naturally.
"Okay..Okay." Kevin was forced to call himself a brother-in-law with a man who was tens of thousands of years older than him. According to his seniority, why should his father call him that? When they fought with the Herrscher, his ancestors were very
It's possible that it's still a single cell.
The two of them just chatted with each other.
Kevin was very enthusiastic and took He Wu around the entire base. When introducing to outsiders, he said that He Wu was a new commander and was not familiar with the base, so he was asked to familiarize himself with the environment.
Such an introduction will be of no harm to He Wu. There will definitely not be a few unthinkable people who come to interrogate He Wu in the future. After all, Kevin is the top commander of the Fire Chasing Moth security guard and the doctor of [Flaming Moth].
They are all protected by him. Of course, if any doctor inside is physically threatened, Kevin will definitely be blamed.
To put it bluntly, he is the captain of the security team! It’s just that this security team captain has a legitimate military rank and holds heavy troops!
A boss of this level personally takes a person around the base. Can that man's identity be simple?
....
He Wu could finally see that this collapsing world was absolutely filled with yin and yang! Along the way, most of them were women, and even those standing guard were beautiful girls.
He Wu finally understood why the lily in the collapsing world was so popular. It was entirely because there were not enough men! After going around, except for him and Kevin, the number of men he saw could be counted on one hand.
It’s really a man’s paradise. No wonder Siegfried can seduce Cecilia!
The two of them wandered around and arrived at the back garden of [Fire Chasing Moth].
The sun shyly covered half of his face, looking like a half-eaten pancake...!
Butterflies landed on the flower branches, and birds returned to their nests. Everything looked so peaceful and peaceful, as if the collapse outside had nothing to do with this place.
He Wu is a layman, and he doesn't have much ink to describe the beauty of this place. He can only say "Fuck, it's so beautiful."
"Yes, it is indeed beautiful. I still remember that when I was a child, I used to sit here and draw, and in the blink of an eye I have grown up." Kevin talked to himself, as if recalling his childhood.
Talking about your age in front of me? Little brother, who gave you the courage? He Wu couldn't help but murmur in his heart.
But suddenly he didn't feel like this garden so much. It looked a bit like the earth, which made people feel at ease.
Maybe, He Wu, who has slept for tens of thousands of years, is a little homesick.
"Your Excellency He Wu, what kind of scene will the collapse look like?" Kevin asked casually while looking at the garden.
He Wu thought of the heart-stopping darkness exuding from the Herrscher of the End.
"Everything returns to nothingness." He Wu lowered his head and said in a thick post-nasal voice.
When Kevin heard this, he was also quite surprised. What does "everything returns to nothingness" mean? Did the ancients all talk like this? And what's the matter with He Wu's full post-nasal voice? Kevin looked away and looked at
He Wu found that this "ancient man" who had only been awake for a day was already full of tears.
"Kevin, I... I'm homesick." He Wu felt like he couldn't help himself. He had only been awake for four days. He thought he could forget that he came from the earth. But when he encountered this kind of infinity, it was as stable as the earth.
In a peaceful place, homesickness is particularly urgent.
Finally, the feeling of homesickness is like a surging river, a flood that breaks a dam and cannot be stopped no matter how hard it is.
"Sorry. Sorry..." Kevin was a little in a hurry. He originally wanted to take He Wu to relax, but he didn't realize that this scene would trigger longing for He Wu's hometown.
"I'm sorry, Mr. He Wu. I... It's all Honkai's fault! Right! That's right! It's all Honkai that caused Mr. He Wu to lose his hometown and relatives. Therefore, Mr. He Wu should cheer up and fight against
Honkai! Revenge for your hometown!" Kevin could only say what was in his mind, or Kevin was not good at comforting people.
One is longing for his hometown (Earth) that he doesn’t know where, and the other is at a loss and trying to comfort the people sitting around.
Kevin looked at He Wu with tears streaming down his face, and felt awe-struck for this ancient man who had lost his hometown, had no relatives, and had lived alone for tens of thousands of years.