Murong Fu knew something about her life experience, and there was a flash of pity in his eyes. He tightened his arms and changed the subject, "What do you think that chastity lock looks like? After wearing it, wouldn't it mean that you can't go to the toilet?"
Azi felt her brother-in-law's doting at this moment, and she felt sweet in her heart, and explained, "Oh brother-in-law, where did you think of it? The chastity lock is only half the size of a palm, and the two sides are connected by small gold chains.
Just block it there, it won't affect excretion."
While talking and making gestures, Murong Fu couldn't help but have a strange look on his face after hearing this. How come this thing looks a bit like something from later generations? Could it be that the "ancients" at this time were already so good at playing it?
But he forgot that the term "wonderful and skillful skills" was first used to describe sexual intercourse and strange tools like chastity and locks. It can be seen that the "ancients" did not treat sexual intercourse exactly as described in the books.
In this way, "raising cases with eyebrows raised and treating each other with respect as guests", many of the ways of playing games in later generations borrowed from the whimsical ideas of our ancestors.
"Brother-in-law, what do you think of this clever plan?" Azi couldn't wait to take credit.
Murong Fu thought for a long time and finally shook his head, "No."
AhZi was greatly disappointed and couldn't help but ask, "Why, as long as we lock her there, my brother-in-law doesn't have to worry?"
Murong Fu sighed, "Azi, Rong'er is a good woman after all. My brother-in-law cannot deal with her the same way he deals with prostitutes in brothels."
Although he has no lower limit in sexual intercourse, and he can do anything in bed, but that is only when he is in bed. It can be regarded as a kind of fun. If he usually uses this kind of insulting method to deal with a woman,
, at least for Huang Rong, he can't do it yet.
After all, he has obtained Huang Rong's body, so he should focus on attacking her heart next time. Treating her like this just for a little jealousy is really not worth the gain. If she is pushed to the limit, she might come to a death trap. Thinking about what happened last night, it's not impossible.
possible.
"Oh." Ah Zi didn't think much about it. Seeing that her brother-in-law refused to accept her opinion, she felt a little unwilling and a little aggrieved. She thought, what does brother-in-law mean? Huang Rong is a good woman? Then Ah Zi is a bad woman.
Huh? He simply said angrily, "If not, let Ah Zi kill Guo Jing. Anyway, if Ah Zi takes action, then Huang Rong won't blame you."
Murong Fu was immediately startled, "Azi, please don't act recklessly. Guo Jing's martial arts are top notch. You are far from his match. Even with poison, you can't do anything to him."
Azi immediately became unhappy, "It won't work this way, that won't work either, you might as well just mess with her, and then she won't be able to have sex."
Originally, this was just her angry words, but after hearing this, Murong Fu's eyes lit up slightly, and his eyes flickered. This might be a solution.
But now that he has transformed into a human being, it is too difficult to get pregnant. I am afraid it cannot be done in one or two times. Will he have to live in Guo Mansion permanently in the future?
It seems that this is not impossible... Murong Fu's mind gradually became more active. When he came back to his senses, he saw that Ah Zi's little mouth was pouted, her little face was bulging with anger, and she was obviously sulking.
Murong Fu's mind was spinning, and in order not to dampen her enthusiasm, he simply said, "Azi, my brother-in-law said he couldn't deal with Huang Rong like this, but he didn't say that your plan was not good. Let's go and build a few of those when you have time.
Give me the chastity lock, maybe I’ll need it sometime.”
Well, it's really just to not dampen her enthusiasm.
Ah Zi's eyes suddenly lit up, but she quickly realized that her brother-in-law was obviously comforting herself, "Well, there are many brothels in this city, and there must be masters who are proficient in this."
"That's not possible." Murong Fu rolled his eyes at her, "This thing is not for prostitutes. It cannot be beaten by others. It must be made by yourself."
"I know." Ah Zi suddenly became interested and changed the topic, "The brother-in-law promised Ah Zi before..."
Before he finished speaking, a burst of noise suddenly came from outside the courtyard, "Miss Guo, aunt, little ancestor, you really can't break into this courtyard."
The voice turned out to be Lu Shisheng's, but his tone completely lost the bossy tone of the past, and sounded a bit pleading.
Murong Fu hurriedly patted Ah Zi's back and asked her to get off him. Then he waved his sleeves and robe, and Ah Zi's face changed and instantly returned to the normal appearance before.
Ah Zi was a little unhappy, but seeing his serious expression, she didn't dare to say anything more.
At this time, another crisp voice sounded, "If there is anything we can't break into, isn't it because there is an old god living there? This girl is here today to meet the so-called old god, Lu Ergou, will you let me or not?"
"
"If you don't let me, you won't even let me die!"
"Hey, Lu Ergou, I haven't seen you for a few days. You're getting fat. Do you want my aunt to loosen your muscles and bones?"
When Murong Fu and Ah Zi heard the voice, they immediately knew who it was. Ah Zi's eyes rolled around, wondering what he was thinking, while Murong Fu looked strange, more confused, how did Guo Fu find this place?
?
In addition, Lu Shisheng, that playboy, is clearly the overlord of Xiangyang City, but in front of Guo Fu, he acts like a coward. Could it be that Guo Fu is the real "overlord" of Xiangyang City?
Thinking something funny in his heart, he winked at Ah Zi, who understood and opened the courtyard door, "It's so early in the morning, how unbecoming are you guys making noises here!"
The two people outside the courtyard were startled. Guo Fu looked at Ah Zi up and down, with a hint of jealousy flashing in her eyes. She moved around Lu Shisheng, pushed Ah Zi away, and broke into the small courtyard directly.
Lu Shisheng's face changed drastically, and Ah Zi became even more furious, "Hey, why don't you have any manners at all!"
Guo Fu entered the courtyard and saw Murong Fu lying on the Taishi chair basking in the sun. She immediately stopped and looked at him with suspicion. She thought to herself, my mother said that this old immortal was Brother Murong in disguise, but this is so bad.
Isn’t that too outrageous?
Lu Shisheng hurriedly ran to Murong Fu's side, "Senior, please forgive me. Xiaosheng failed to stop me and allowed this barbaric woman to break in and disturb senior. Xiaosheng deserves to die."
Murong Fu waved his hand casually, "It's okay, you can go out."
"Uh..." Lu Shisheng was stunned for a moment. This situation was wrong. Wasn't it because the senior was so angry that he wanted to punish this shrewd woman who didn't know the bounds of justice? Why did he drive him away instead?
"Why, you can't hear what I said?" Murong Fu asked calmly.
Lu Shisheng came back to his senses instantly and said hurriedly, "I don't dare, Xiaosheng heard it, Xiaosheng will leave now, but this savage girl..."
"I have my own plan, please go."
"yes."
Lu Shisheng was helpless, and the confusion in his heart gradually turned into jealousy. He finally invited the old immortal back, but he only stayed here. He was kicked away several times when he came to greet him. It was extremely difficult to meet him.
, but now the senior wants to keep Guo Fu, how willing he is.
After walking a few steps, he suddenly turned around and returned to Murong Fu, bowed and said, "Senior, today is the wedding day of this junior. I sincerely ask you to condescend to me and attend the banquet so that I can offer you a few glasses of wine."
Let’s express our gratitude.”
"I understand, I will be out by then."
Lu Shisheng hesitated for a moment and asked cautiously, "Well... the senior promised to help the junior to resolve the disaster for the junior. I wonder... what's going on now?"
Murong Fu's face froze slightly when he heard this. He had obviously forgotten about this matter a long time ago. His thoughts turned quickly and he muttered, "Don't worry, I will certainly not forget what I promised you. I have been observing the sky at night these past two days."
, tonight at midnight happens to be the time when the stars shift and change your fate against the will of heaven. Then I will know what to do to resolve the disaster for you and change your destiny."
Lu Shisheng was overjoyed, rolled his eyes, and said, "I don't dare to disturb the seniors. The juniors still... have something to ask for."
Murong Fu glanced at him, "Is there anything else?"
Lu Shisheng was suddenly startled, knowing that the senior was already a little impatient, but he still said bravely, "Since I listened to the teachings of the senior, I have been taking the medicine according to the prescription. I feel that my health has improved a lot. I wonder if I can take the spirit in advance."
Dan, has the stubborn disease been cured?"
Murong Fu told him that it would last for half a month. In order to shorten this period, he took the dosage for three days a day. Now he feels that his qi and blood are strong, his energy is full, and his whole body is filled with "fire".
Murong Fu understood what he was thinking after a moment's thought, and couldn't help snorting coldly, "I have warned you that your body is too weak to be replenished. When I prescribed the prescription, I also deliberately adjusted the potency of the medicine, just to make you feel better."
It’s easy to absorb the power of the medicine. I don’t want you to do the opposite. To tell you the truth, as long as you touch a woman now, at least you won’t do it for the rest of your life, or at worst, you will drain all your yang and die on the spot.”
Guo Fu was secretly in a trance. When she heard this, she couldn't help but laugh. Her beautiful eyes widened and she said, "Lu Ergou, it turns out you still have such a stubborn disease. If you had known about this, why did you do it in the first place?"
Lu Shisheng's face turned pale when he heard this, and he ignored Guo Fu and knelt on the ground, "Senior, I know I was wrong, please help me."
Murong Fu rolled his eyes and said, "Get up, it's not too late to realize your mistake now, but this is also the last time I'm warning you. From now on, you must strictly follow the prescriptions prescribed by me, otherwise you won't be able to save yourself. Besides, because you are like this
The two-day rush for quick success and the half-month period will be extended to one month."
"One... one month!" Lu Shisheng was surprised. His original idea was to see if he could ask the old god to teach him a way to regain his glory in a short time and survive tonight's wonderful wedding night.
Now this idea is dead, and I don’t even dare to mention it.
Murong Fu waved his hand impatiently, "That's all I've said, you can go."
"Yes." Lu Shisheng did not dare to delay and bowed out of the small courtyard.
After he left, Guo Fu came to Murong Fu and asked with some uncertainty, "Are you really...Brother Murong?"
When Murong Fu heard this, he immediately realized that this girl must have known her identity, otherwise she would not have asked her like this right away. Anyway, she couldn't hide it, so she simply disguised herself and said helplessly, "It was your mother who told me
Is it yours?"
Guo Fu didn't answer, she stretched out her hand and pinched his face to make sure it was his true appearance, then she sat on him and said, "Brother Murong, it's really you!"