Sun Wukong's face turned dark, and there was evil in his eyes, as if he wanted to turn against someone and hit someone.
Wu Ming smiled awkwardly, not wanting to offend this hairy monkey, so he changed the subject and said, "Don't be angry, Great Sage. I'm a layman. I really don't know what you like to do. Why don't you tell me and listen?"
Sun Wukong didn't answer, and turned his head directly, assuming the attitude of "I don't want to pay attention to you."
Wu Ming came close to Sun Wukong, not caring about the other person's attitude, and whispered: "Great Sage, it's a pity that you can't use such a great skill. How about teaching me how to use it?"
"teach you?"
Sun Wukong raised his brows and finally responded, sneering: "Why do you think so?"
It is absolutely impossible to learn from Sun Wukong using ordinary methods.
Wu Ming decided to use it to his advantage, and Xiao Zhi showed his affection, and said: "Great Sage, you can't get out now, so you have to think about the future. Think about it, if you teach me how to do two things, even though there is no apprenticeship fee, a lunch box
You have to take care of enough! A box lunch, two extra chicken drumsticks, and dessert after the meal. What do you think of this?"
In a daze, Sun Wukong seemed to see two chicken legs slipping past his eyes.
In the past five hundred years, he has been thirsty for dew and hungry for dirt. He has even eaten a lot of mice, and birds have long since faded from his mouth.
Therefore, Sun Wukong really doesn't have much resistance in front of delicious food, and he doesn't want to resist anything.
"The Tathagata is cheating. The Buddhist scripture collector can't even break the seal. I guess I won't be able to get out. In this case, I'll teach him how to do it, and there seems to be no loss at all!" Sun Wukong has his own plan. If he can get out, he will definitely not.
Can teach others skills.
But if you can't get out, you have to think about things that can't get out. It's not Sun Wukong's character to deceive yourself and others.
After looking at Wu Ming, Sun Wukong looked a little emotional and said in a low voice: "Banana, peach, do you have these things?"
"This can be possible..." Wu Ming nodded and answered simply.
Sun Wukong was silent again for a while. He stood up and walked around the cave. After walking three times, he raised his head slightly and asked again: "Does the wine steward care about you?"
"White, beer, whatever you choose. Yellow, red, whatever you want!" Seeing Sun Wukong's reaction, Wu Ming increased his chips without hesitation.
Sun Wukong's eyes flashed with struggle, and finally turned into determination, and said: "I'll teach you, and I'll serve you with wine and meat!"
"Thank you, Master..."
"stop!"
When Wu Ming was about to salute, Sun Wukong took the lead, held his hand, shook his head and said: "Don't call me master, you are you and I am me. Your purpose is not pure, and my purpose is not pure either. Let us both take what we have."
If necessary, the master will be exempted!"
Wu Ming moved and found that Sun Wukong's hand was very steady and did not allow him to bow down at all.
If he is a sincere apprentice, Sun Wukong may accept him and accept the gift of master and disciple.
But it is obvious that the relationship between the two is very subtle. Wu Ming did not really become a disciple, and Sun Wukong did not really accept his disciple.
Therefore, Sun Wukong would not accept the formal gift of master-disciple, and he had no intention of accepting it.
"Just call the Great Sage. Go and eat on time. My stomach is already in rebellion." Sun Wukong patted his stomach with an impatient look on his face.
Wu Ming didn't hesitate when he heard the sound, and rushed out of the cave entrance, where he found Duan Xiaoxiao, Zhu Gangxi and the others.
Duan Xiaoxiao, Zhu Gangxi and others were very happy when they heard that they had found Sun Wukong.
Of course, Wu Ming didn't need to do such a small thing as eating himself. He went directly to Paoshan Village to find a few cooks and brought pots and pans over.
A fire was lit outside the cave to cook, and the aroma came from the cave, which aroused Sun Wukong's greed.
Sun Wukong couldn't go outside, he just felt like a cat scratching his head, spinning around in the cave, wanting to rush out and take a look.
"What's being cooked outside that smells so strong?"
"Pork and leek box, beef with soy sauce, roast duck with sweet noodle sauce, spicy and sour fish, stewed chicken with small mushrooms..."
Wu Ming casually reported the names of several dishes, all of which were fragrant during the preparation process.
Sun Wukong's mouth watered after hearing this. He stood in the cave and scratched his head, and said: "Leek box, I have never eaten this before. I really want to see how it is made!"
"This is easy to handle."
Wu Ming used magic to create several large mirrors.
Then, a piece of mirror is placed in the cave, and the remaining mirror is placed at the correct angle to reflect the scenery in the cave by means of reflection.
After a while, Sun Wukong, who was sitting under the cave, saw what was outside.
This was the first time in five hundred years that he saw the scenery outside the cave. He was so excited that he could not speak for a long time.
"Okay, that's great!" Sun Wukong stood in front of the mirror, his eyes full of confusion.
Wu Ming came down from the entrance of the cave, held the wine jar and placed it on the stone table. He then called to Duan Xiaoxiao outside the cave and put down the prepared wine and food. In a blink of an eye, a large table was set up.
The table was full of wine and food, but only Wu Ming and Sun Wukong were sitting there, making it look empty.
Wu Ming thought for a moment and shouted to the cave: "Come down, have a few drinks with the great sage, let's lively!"
Duan Xiaoxiao was the first to come down. When he saw Sun Wukong sitting at the stone table, he smiled and cupped his hands: "Great Sage, my name is Duan Xiaoxiao!"
"well..."
Zhu Ganghye came second, landed on the ground, patted the dust, and introduced: "My name is Zhu Ganghye, comrade, you can just call me Lao Zhu."
"well..."
"My name is Dasha, and my name is Ersha. Great Sage, let's drink with you."
"well..."
It had been a long time since I had felt the excitement. Sun Wukong was sitting on the stone bench, smiling a bit.
Several people sat around the stone table. Wu Ming was the first to raise his cup and said, "Great Sage, drink up this cup!"
"well..."
Sun Wukong also drank a lot. He took the cup and drank it in one gulp. Two lines of tears ran down his cheeks: "Okay, how many years has it been? The last time it was so lively was when we were at Huaguo Mountain."
"Great Sage, don't say anything anymore. Take a bite of the leek box and calm down your shock!"
Picking up a leek box, Sun Wukong took a bite, and the taste of pork and leeks entered his heart.
Fragrant, so fragrant.
The leeks have a strong flavor, the pork is juicy and chewy, and the bread is crispy on the outside and soft on the inside.
Sun Wukong fell in love with the feeling after taking the first bite.
He seemed to be at the beach, waving a white gauze in his hand, running freely, unable to stop even after saying anything.
"On the vast sea, the strong wind is gathering dark clouds. Between the dark clouds and the sea, a petrel is flying proudly..." Sun Wukong shook his head, and the whole person was silent in the spiritual world.
"Wow, the great sage's expression is so exaggerated!"
Seeing the intoxication on Sun Wukong's face, Duan Xiaoxiao tugged at the corner of Wu Ming's clothes and whispered: "You're right, the Monkey King can feel this way after eating a leek box?"
"Of course, otherwise, why would you be the Monkey King! If you have been imprisoned for five hundred years and haven't gone crazy after you come out, I believe you will feel the same way." Wu Ming nodded matter-of-factly, stretched out his hand and poured another cup for the Monkey King.
Glass of wine.
After three rounds of wine, five flavors of food.
With a satisfied look on his face, Sun Wukong ate the fruit and patted his thighs, and said, "You have your heart, the great sage. I don't owe you any favors. What skills do you want to learn? Just tell me quickly."
"Great Sage, what do you think is suitable for me to learn?" Wu Ming hesitated when he heard that Sun Wukong wanted to teach him skills.
If it were the original Sun Wukong from Journey to the West, he would definitely have learned the Seventy-Two Transformations, Douyun, and Nine Transformations Mysterious Techniques, a series of supporting exercises.
It's a pity that the Monkey King in front of me is just the version of Monkey King Conquering Demons in Journey to the West.
Wu Ming wasn't sure what this version of the Great Sage knew, so he didn't know how to learn it.
"I have all kinds of wonderful methods to drive away gods, carry mountains, drive clouds, block water, borrow wind, spread fog, kill immortals, summon monsters, clones, and transform. I also have three kinds of magical methods: law of heaven and earth, indestructible vajra, and immortality.
There are so many magical powers that are suitable for you!"
When Sun Wukong talks about his abilities, he has no intention of being modest at all.
He jumped down from the stone bench, circled around Wu Ming twice, and said, "Let's do this. I'll teach you the laws of heaven and earth. What do you think?"
"Fa Tian Xiang Di?" Regarding Fa Tian Xiang Di, Wu Ming has never eaten pork and has seen pigs run away.
In many novels and myths, it is this kind of magical power that transforms people into giants and moves mountains and seas.
Although, to a certain extent, Fa Tian Xiang Di is not a top-notch magical power, it is still beyond the level of a popular commodity. Especially when facing an opponent with a very large body, whether or not he has this magical power can be said to be the key to victory or defeat.
.
"Looking at you, you don't understand the mysteries of the heavens and the earth. Let me tell you this, when this magical power is used, it can make you transform into a thousand-foot-long person, and your strength, defense, and attack range can be increased hundreds or even thousands of times. If it is combined with
The King Kong is indestructible, and a mountain of ten thousand meters can be shattered with one punch. This is the true ability to stand firm against the sky and the earth!"
When Sun Wukong said this, Wu Ming was a little moved.
It can be said that the incarnation is ten thousand feet, and the strength and defense are increased hundreds of times. This is an immediate effect.
Moreover, if they disagree with each other, they will turn into giants who stand tall on the sky and the earth. Thinking about it, I feel very majestic, and it will not be a loss of face if I take it out.
"Great Sage, how many of your skills can I learn?" Although Wu Ming was moved, he did not speak directly, but asked a more important question.
If Sun Wukong teaches a lot, it doesn’t matter what you learn. It’s best if you learn everything.
On the other hand, if Sun Wukong is only willing to teach a few, then he has to plan carefully and choose the one that is most beneficial to him.
"You are so greedy. It would be great if I could teach you. How many more do you want to learn?"
Sun Wukong became impatient and directly stretched out a finger and said: "One, if you want to learn, I will teach you. You can choose for yourself."
"one!"
Wu Ming's disappointment can be imagined. He can control the sky and the earth, slay immortals, drive clouds, summon monsters, clones, exorcise gods, change, and be indestructible. These are all very exciting skills to listen to.
Even if you can't learn them all, you can learn a few more. You can't just learn one and leave.
"Great Sage, you've eaten this leek box, why don't you let me learn a few more?" Wu Ming could only play the emotional card, hoping to gain more.
Sun Wukong was also short-tongued. He sighed and shook his head, waving his hands and saying: "Okay, I will teach you three skills, no more."
Three is still not enough, but Sun Wukong has made up his mind, and there is no guarantee that he will not fall out if he continues to struggle.
Wu Ming could only give it up when it was good, thinking about his own situation, and thinking about which spell was more suitable for him.
"Fa Tian Xiang Earth, this skill is good, I can keep it. Changes are also very useful. After I learn it, many things will be convenient. As for the last one, it is a bit difficult to choose. It is really distressing!"
Wu Ming's heart was full of tangles, and he couldn't decide on the last choice for a while. (To be continued.)