In the thatched house, Fan Zhongju boiled water and made tea, chatting and laughing with Bai Suzhen.
Xiao Qing sat aside with a straight face, looking at Fan Zhongju with evil eyes and gritting his teeth.
After a while, Fan Zhongju also noticed that this silent young girl seemed to have some opinions about him.
Fan Zhongju was full of confusion, so he could only pour a cup of hot tea and said flatteringly: "Miss Xiaoqing, let's have a cup of hot tea."
"Don't drink..."
Xiaoqing didn't give this face at all, turned her head to the side, and said coldly: "I'm hungry, please give me some almond cake with the fragrance of rice flowers, let me fill my stomach first."
"this..."
The rice-flavored almond cake was only eaten by rich families. Fan Zhongju's family had no rice or firewood, let alone almond cake, or any other miscellaneous flour cakes.
But he said no, because Fan Zhongju was afraid that others would laugh at him and damage his image. He was originally a face-loving person, and now that he is so beautiful, he must not lose this face.
At a loss for words, Fan Zhongju was anxious and thinking about countermeasures.
Bai Suzhen knew Fan Zhongju's difficulty with just one look, so she pulled Xiaoqing's sleeve and whispered: "Xiaoqing, stop making trouble. If you make trouble again, you can go back by yourself."
"Sister!" Xiaoqing looked at Bai Suzhen in disbelief and found that her sister looked cold and had no intention of joking.
It seemed that if she continued to make trouble, Bai Suzhen would really want her to go back without any room for maneuver.
Looking at Bai Suzhen's eyes quietly, Xiaoqing felt cold all over.
The two sisters have been together for more than five hundred years. Xiaoqing can't understand why the sister actually blames herself for a man she just met.
"Man, are men so good? Zhang Yulian is like this, Liu'er is like this, and sister is like this. Why can't I understand why men are so good?" Xiaoqing's heart was full of grievances, and she wished she could show her true colors and directly
Scared Fan Zhongju to death.
Fan Zhongju didn't know this. After walking around the house a few times, he finally thought of a countermeasure: "Yes, just wait for me and I'll find you something to eat."
Every rich person has several poor relatives.
On the other hand, even though poor people are considered poor, they also have rich relatives.
Although Fan Zhongju was poor, he actually had a second uncle who was a wealthy man in this three-acre land in Luweidian.
Of course, the word "rich" here must be in quotation marks.
If he were really rich, he wouldn't be able to stay in the reed shop and would have moved into the city to enjoy his happiness.
"My second uncle's family is a butcher from all over the country, and the family is very fat. Even if I give up this face today, I still have to get some fat and water back. No matter what, I can't help but see the smell of meat!" Fan Zhongju thought so, and planned to go.
A trip to my second uncle's house.
As a result, before he was ready to go out, there was a knock on his door.
"Bang bang bang..."
"Open the door, you little conscienceless beast, why don't you open the door for your second uncle quickly!"
"Second uncle!"
Fan Zhongju was stunned when he heard the sounds outside.
He took two quick steps to open the door, and saw a 1.2-meter-tall dwarf with a dark complexion standing outside the door.
"You beast, I heard people in the village say that you came back from a trip today. Why don't you come to see your second uncle first? Why don't you wait until your second uncle comes to see you?" The dwarf pushed Fan Zhongju away and held the pig in his left hand.
The large intestine and the pig are in the water, and those who run wild must go inward.
Fan Zhongju quickly stopped him. Sister Bai Suzhen was still sitting inside. How could he let his second uncle break in like this? "Second uncle, there is someone inside, you..."
"What, there's someone inside, you won't let me in?" The dwarf suddenly stopped and looked straight at Fan Zhongju.
The dwarf was born to kill pigs. Even though he is only 1.2 meters tall, he looks tall and thick.
Thinking of his second uncle's usual violent temper, Fan Zhongju's legs suddenly felt weak and he could hardly speak: "Second, second uncle, listen to me!"
"Fuck you!" Because of his lack of height, the dwarf jumped up and then threw out his slap.
"Snapped!"
He slapped Fan Zhongju hard on the face. The slap made Fan Zhongju feel dizzy and he sat on the ground unsteadily.
After knocking his nephew to the ground with a slap, the dwarf breathed a sigh of relief and cursed: "You little beast, you just got the title of scholar, what does that mean? When you meet the dung pickers and ordinary people who farm the land, pretend to be
The scholar who pretends to be you is quite worthy. In our industry, you are not even a little scholar, but you dare to show off to me!"
It is true that dwarfs kill pigs and sell their meat, but in this world, they are really half decent people.
In the past, when walking around the streets, dwarfs often killed pigs for scholars, and they still ate and asked for cards. From the bottom of their hearts, they looked down on this poor nephew who couldn't afford to eat.
"Second uncle, it's really not true, it's really not true! You are my closest relative, how dare I show off to you? You have misunderstood me!" Fan Zhongju's face was half swollen, and his words were slurred.
In fact, it is good for a scholar to have a reputation in the countryside. But this second uncle is different. He is a fool himself, and he is also his closest relative. He has seen the world even if he walks in the streets. In front of him, no one can make a living.
The scholar is really of no use. On the contrary, if he puts down his hat of filial piety, it can bend Fan Zhongju's back, let alone conquer him by force.
"You mangy bitch, my sister has given birth to you and you have been in trouble for eight lifetimes!" The dwarf shook his head and sighed, then walked towards the house.
When they arrived at the house, Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing sat together and happened to look up and look out.
When the dwarf saw the two beauties, he was stunned for a moment and was a little confused about the situation.
"What's wrong with your face?" Fan Zhongju came in behind him, his face was red and swollen, and Bai Suzhen felt distressed.
Fan Zhongju was in so much pain that he didn't dare to say anything, so he let Bai Suzhen fetch some water, dip a towel in the water and apply it on his face.
"Fan Zhongju, you won't let this three-inch penis beat you, will you?" Seeing that Fan Zhongju was injured and his sister took care of him, Xiaoqing also forgot Bai Suzhen's warning and said with some gloating.
After hearing these words, Fan Zhongju lowered his head and felt resentful.
On the contrary, it was the dwarf himself, who had a stronger fighting ability. He slapped his chest and shouted: "You girl, what happened to the three-inch penis? I have three inches of energy to use in everything, who dares to look down on me!"
"Pfft..." Xiaoqing burst into laughter. She was more focused on Fan Zhongju. She had a natural affinity for this dwarf second uncle who attacked people.
Therefore, after hearing the dwarf's heroic words, Xiao Qing turned his eyes slightly and changed the subject: "Then why did you hit Fan Zhongju? It can't be for nothing!"
"I beat him because he deserved to be beaten. This unfilial beast walked away for several days and completely forgot about my mother at home. I really thought I had jumped out of a rock!"
The dwarf did not save any face. He put the pig offal, pig intestines and other things in his hand on the table, and asked: "Unfilial beast, why isn't your mother here? Where did you hide her?"
Already?"
Hearing these words, Xiaoqing's eyes lit up, while Bai Suzhen frowned slightly.
Fan Zhongju covered his face, with a hint of hatred in his eyes. He wanted to rush forward with a knife and chop his second uncle into pieces.
"Tell me, are you a dead person?" the dwarf shouted loudly and hit the table hard.
Fan Zhongju trembled with fright, and the hatred in his eyes quickly dissipated. As expected, he was still a scholar who bullied the weak and feared the strong.
"me..."
"Dacheng, are you here?"
Before Fan Zhongju could explain clearly, with a trembling voice, the old woman walked over on crutches.
Seeing the old woman approaching, Fan Zhongju felt as if he were mourning for his wife, while the dwarf looked surprised and said: "Sister, I haven't seen you for a few days, what's wrong with your eyes?"
"Dacheng, I haven't eaten for three days. My eyes are so hungry that I can't even see the road clearly."
The old woman spoke tremblingly, and the dwarf became furious: "What, didn't I bring a few buckets of rice some time ago? Calculating the days, if I insist on helping for a month, it will be enough. How come I haven't eaten for three days?"
As soon as these words came out, everyone present turned around and looked at Fan Zhongju who was silent.
Fan Zhongju lowered his head and remained silent without saying a word.
The dwarf took a few deep breaths, rolled up his sleeves, walked up, and cursed: "You beast, why are you so rich? You went on an outing with others! Did you take out the rice and noodles at home and exchange them?"
Yin Qian, are you fooling around with your friends?"
Seeing the dwarf approaching, Fan Zhongju shrank back and became a dull gourd.
Bai Suzhen's eyes were full of disbelief. The Fan Zhongju in front of her looked like a coward, and she was as good as Jian when they met. She couldn't believe that such an unfaithful and unfilial man had actually won her favor. She thought she had met him.
The beloved has arrived.
"Fan Zhongju, didn't you tell me that that person was your aunt?" Bai Suzhen was disheartened, and her glassy heart had been shattered.
Fan Zhongyan lowered his head, not daring to look into Bai Suzhen's eyes, and muttered, "We have a habit here. It is said that calling the mother aunt is easier to raise the child. I was born in old age, and I have been called aunt since I was a child.
,I did not lie to you!"
Bai Suzhen felt dizzy and her heart felt cold.
Xiaoqing walked up worriedly, held her sister's arm, and said softly: "Sister, you still have me!"
"Xiao Qing, let's go. I don't want to stay here for a minute. I'm so blind!" Bai Suzhen looked pale as she held Xiao Qing's hand.
Fan Zhongju's eyes were dull, and he quickly stopped in front of the door and begged: "Miss Bai, I really like you, please give me a chance!"
"Get away!" Xiao Qing flew up and landed on Fan Zhongju's body, kicking him until he was bitten by the dog.
The two sisters supported each other and left this sad place.
No one noticed that the dwarf second uncle standing behind looked at the backs of everyone with a playful smile on his lips.
"Don't look, the lovebirds have flown away."
"Why is this voice different from my second uncle's?"
Fan Zhongju turned around stupidly and saw his second uncle laughing, and said with a smile: "Who is your second uncle? Look who I am!"
...shua...
With a sudden change, the dwarf suddenly changed his appearance and turned into Wu Ming.
Fan Zhongju was stunned. Just when he was about to say something, Wu Ming picked up the pig intestines on the table and threw it over: "You still want to pursue Bai Suzhen, so eat your shit!"
The unwashed pig intestines, with their pungent smell, stuck to Fan Zhongju's face.
Wu Ming laughed and walked out of the door. He said without looking back: "Old lady, go find your brother. He will let you spend your old age peacefully. As for this son, just treat him as dead. I will scold him."