Wu Ming was very happy to receive news from the Hunter Guild unexpectedly.
It's a pity that the secret joy could not last, and the hostile probing, which turned red to black, taught him a good lesson.
After returning home, Wu Ming fell into thinking, recalling everything he had done in this world.
Buy a house, treat Nobita and his friends to dinner, get props from Fatty Blue, adventure in the magical world, and go shopping in time and space.
These five things basically represent Wu Ming’s trajectory in this regard.
When I think about it carefully, I see that there is nothing particularly out of the ordinary, nor does it provoke any powerful enemies.
No matter how you look at it, there is no reason for him to be surrounded by hostility, and there is no reason for Pooh's warning.
"Let me think about it, what have I overlooked? Is it the essence of this world?"
Wu Ming looked thoughtful and whispered: "The world of Doraemon is essentially animation, and it is Nobita's playground. The purpose of this world is to have fun with Nobita, one story every day, and forever.
Extension. Then, there should be no foul play in what I did, right? After all, my intervention was only for a short period of time, so it is unlikely to cause too much reaction!"
After thinking about it again and again, I still have no answer.
Wu Ming stood up from the sofa and made himself a cup of coffee.
Instant coffee, with the addition of hot water, quickly blends with the hot water.
Wu Ming glanced at it carelessly, and when he saw that the coffee particles and hot water were indistinguishable from each other, his eyes suddenly froze.
"Coffee, blended in water!"
With a sudden force in his hand, he crushed the coffee cup. Wu Ming exclaimed: "I am integrated into the world of Doraemon!"
"Shit, shit, shit! The purpose and meaning of existence of the world of Doraemon is to play with Nobita. When I came to this world, it was equivalent to adding extra toys to Nobita. I am outside the plot.
Existence, this world wants to assimilate me, this is the meaning of sinking if I don’t transcend. The more I play with Nobita, the more involved I am in the plot, the faster I am assimilated. That’s why Pooh said, if I
If you’re smart, it’s better to do nothing!”
I understand, I really want to understand.
Wu Ming slapped his forehead hard. He only saw what he might gain from being around Fatty Lan, but ignored what he had to pay.
When he thought about how complacent he was when he got several props from Fatty Lan, Wu Ming felt like he wanted to cry without tears.
What if I were assimilated into this world and became an anime plot character.
Not to mention a few props, just to turn him into a blue fat man, this transaction will lose money.
Fortunately, the time monitor was brought out, and the other party reminded him from the side.
Otherwise, according to Wu Ming's own ideas, he would not give up until Fatty Lan squeezed out the oil. At that time, despite the many props he had obtained, it seemed that he had made money. The real situation was exactly the opposite.
The more things there are, the deeper they appear. It's like being trapped in an invisible spider's web. You are the prey and you don't know it, thinking you are the winner.
"You're careless. If you are greedy, it will blind you!" Wu Ming calmed down and thought about how he could break the situation.
Judging from the current situation, waiting for Pooh to appear and taking himself away from this world should be the best way.
Wu Ming's only concern was when Pooh would show up and whether he could hold on if it took too long to seal the wormhole.
"It seems that we can't get involved with Nobita and the others, otherwise we won't know how we will die!"
Wu Ming thought so, took out a pen and paper, wrote a "No Interference" sign, and hung it at his door.
After doing all this, he still felt that it was not safe, so he set up a magic barrier outside the room to officially hide his house.
"Huh!" Sitting on the sofa, looking at the light blue barrier outside, Wu Ming breathed a sigh of relief.
This was the first time he encountered such a bizarre world.
Sure enough, the world of comedy animation, which seems ordinary, is actually the scariest place.
I really don’t know what kind of bizarre scenes there would be in the world of Tom and Jerry, the world of Crayon Shinchan, the world of Chibi Maruko-chan, these worlds where IQ is lost.
If we really go there, I am afraid that these supreme beings in the world of idiots will be able to turn the intruders into mentally retarded people, and then be defeated by the characters in the plot with their rich experience.
This is not a fantasy, but a real scene that could happen.
At the very least, the world of Doraemon is not so nonsensical, and there are still traces of it to be found.
Unlike those few who are purely funny, ranging from ninety-nine to just walking, all of them have a failing IQ after watching it.
"Damn it, I will never come to the anime world again. This place is simply not a place for good people!" Lying on the sofa, Wu Ming repaired his coffee cup and was ready to resist to the end.
the next day...
"Brother Wu, I'm here to play with you!"
Outside, Nobita's call came, but Wu Ming in the room remained unmoved.
Standing by the window sill, Wu Ming held a glass of beer and looked at Nobita like a headless fly, unable to get in outside.
The magic barrier outside the door is a double barrier of chaos and concealment.
The Chaos Barrier can trap intruders in a maze, and no matter how they go, they will return to their original position.
The hidden barrier also hides Wu Ming's residence. Looking from the outside in, you can't see the building at all, let alone walk in.
"Strange, why is the house missing?" Nobita scratched his head, with confusion on his face, and he obviously felt that he was not intelligent enough.
After searching around for a while, Daxiong couldn't find Wu Ming's residence.
I had obviously been here yesterday, but today I found that this place was an open space. This feeling is very strange, and it feels like I have seen a ghost in the daytime.
"You won't really encounter a ghost, right?"
Thinking of this possibility, Nobita ran away quickly and called for help: "Doraemon, it's not good, I saw a ghost!"
Nobi's house, second floor...
Nobita ran home quickly and told Fatty Lan about the ghost story.
Upon hearing this, Fatty Lan immediately didn't believe it and shook his head: "What? There are no ghosts in this world. Are you in the wrong place?"
"Doraemon, you have to believe me, okay? There really is a ghost!"
Nobita gestured with his hands and said out of breath: "How could I not see such a big house if I hadn't encountered a ghost? Doraemon, come with me quickly.
We need to rescue Brother Wu!"
"Stop making trouble. Brother Wu is a magician. Maybe he hid the house. No need to..."
Before Fatty Blue finished speaking, Nobita became angry and punched him on the head, and said angrily: "Doraemon, don't change the subject, come with me quickly!"
"Okay, I'm really scared of you!"
Fatty Lan rubbed his head, took something out of his pocket, and asked doubtfully: "Hey, where is my portal?"
The space-time gate that can be freely teleported in the same time and space has been given to Wu Ming by Fatty Lan.
After a while, Fatty Lan, who thought about this fact, patted his head gently, shook his head and said: "Looking at my memory, the portal has been given away, so we should use other methods."
"Ruyi phone booth!" Fatty Lan took out a yellow phone booth from his pocket.
Nobita didn't know why, his eyes were full of doubts.
Fatty Lan picked up the phone and explained without looking back: "This is a technology that converts real and fake. Just pick up the Ruyi phone and say your wish, and it will come true immediately!"
"Ruyi Telephone Booth, please help me realize my wish. I want to see Brother Wu!"
...whoosh...
The next second, Wu Ming, holding a beer, appeared in the room.
"Brother Wu!"
"puff!"
Seeing Nobita and Fatty Lan, Wu Ming spat out a mouthful of beer, and his whole body felt bad. (To be continued.)