"I know you don't like to be disturbed, but this time I need to explain."
In the sea view villa, a strange guest was welcomed, the director of S.H.I.E.L.D. Fury who wore an eyepatch.
Fury was wearing a black leather coat, and his only remaining eye was looking forward to the enemy's death. He stared at Wu Ming sitting on the sofa and said: "This morning, you took away the Rubik's Cube and let our enemies run away. You
We should be given an explanation."
"First of all, you can't keep the Cosmic Cube, so you might as well leave it to me for safekeeping. This is much better than leaving it to the enemy. Also, you said that I let Loki go. I don't think you are right, because I can't stop him.
"Wu Ming was lying on the sofa with a relaxed look on his face. He was not afraid of the SHIELD brand at all.
After getting the two gems, Wu Ming and others went their separate ways. It didn't take long for Fury to come to the door.
Wu Ming didn't feel that he needed to explain to SHIELD. He was not a member of the Avengers and SHIELD had nothing to do with him.
"Don't fool me. My people clearly saw that you had the upper hand, but you didn't pursue Loki when he ran away. If you chased him, Loki wouldn't be able to escape at all, but you didn't do that."
Fury's face was furious, especially Wu Ming's calm look, which made him extremely angry. He whispered: "Do you know that when Loki took away the Rubik's Cube, he killed at least dozens of my people. Did they just kill me?"
Don’t you have parents, wives and children? Tell me, how should I explain to their families and how should I face those widows with tears on their faces? "
"That's enough. You have something to talk about. Why are you talking about useless things? Do you want to kidnap me with morality?" Wu Ming waved his hands impatiently. He hates people who stand on the commanding heights of morality and think they have the truth.
You talk to him about interests, and he talks to you about morality.
You talk to him about morality, and he talks to you about truth.
After telling the truth, he can also talk about dreams, human rights, and laws.
Wu Ming is annoyed by this kind of people the most. Even if these people say everything, he still talks nonsense.
Hearing Wu Ming's accusation, Fury sat down unwillingly and said earnestly: "This is not a moral kidnapping, but since you have power, you should shoulder your own responsibilities. Spider-Man said that the more powerful you are, the more powerful you are.
With great responsibility comes great responsibility for us”
"Let Spider-Man eat shit. Call him now and ask him to go immediately." Wu Ming had a sneer on his face. The greater the ability of shit, the greater the responsibility.
If he were so leisurely, he would join an environmental organization.
People on earth are destroying nature in this way, and the first people who should be purified are the humans who are destroying the earth by killing animals indiscriminately.
If nothing else, when you eat beef, do you think about the slaughtered cows?
When eating the lamb, I thought about the lamb's mother.
Since Spider-Man said that with great power comes great responsibility, why didn't he overthrow the U.S. government? Doesn't he know that the U.S. sent troops to Iraq and Afghanistan, causing the displacement of countless families, and is the villain who deserves the most punishment?
If he really had this consciousness, he should not join S.H.I.E.L.D., but should join the Taliban.
When the time comes, it would be great to lead the bearded men in a holy war to overthrow the rule of the five gangsters and establish a Datong society.
"When the Buddha was not enlightened, he encountered a goshawk preying on a hare. He felt that the hare was very innocent, so he persuaded the goshawk to become a vegetarian. Of course, the eagle was not happy, so it made a bet with the Buddha. This is the story of cutting meat to feed the eagle. Fury
, do you know what the ending of the story is?"
Faced with Wu Ming's question, Fury, a Westerner, of course shook his head.
Wu Ming smiled and didn't care, and replied: "The Buddha cut off the meat for three days, but the scale was still tilted towards the rabbit, and it couldn't be equalized. Finally, the Buddha sat on it himself and reached a balance with the rabbit.
.So, all living beings are equal. If you eat two fried eggs for lunch today, it is equivalent to eating two human placentas. Next time you stand on the moral high ground, ask yourself what you have eaten."
After a few words, Fury's morals could no longer be maintained in the face of Wu Ming's pressing steps.
It's okay for newcomers like Spider-Man and Daredevil to deceive their morality, but facing the old fox will only bring humiliation to themselves.
Everyone has been practicing cultivation for thousands of years. If you say anything bad, you have to talk about Liaozhai. You really think you are not a fairy.
"Okay, let's keep it simple and talk about something practical." Fury stretched out his hand and tapped on the table, whispering: "We used the energy of the Cosmic Rubik's Cube to develop a super weapon, specially used to check and balance
Superhero. If you call the devil out, I will let you have a hand in it and give you the position of deputy director."
For the Cosmic Cube or new weapons, Fury would work hard enough.
If an ordinary person could become the deputy director of S.H.I.E.L.D., even if the position was just a mascot, there would be a lot of people willing to accept it.
It's a pity that Wu Ming is not an ordinary person. He is more useful with the Cosmic Cube. Not to mention he is just an honorary deputy director. Even if Fury hands over his position, Wu Ming will not be moved at all.
"Fury, you are very sincere in your response, but I still can't agree. Go back and let go of the so-called Cosmic Rubik's Cube. If you are not willing to fail, I welcome you to ask for advice at any time." Wu Ming said on the word "ask for advice"
To put it very seriously, the choice is entirely up to Fury himself.
In the movie, after Fury lost the Rubik's Cube, he was crazy about getting it back.
In the end, it was the Chitauri army that came from another space that made Fury understand that the Cosmic Cube was really not something that people on earth could get their hands on, so he gave up the idea of taking the Cube as his own.
Now, before Loki could summon the Kiritas, the Cosmic Cube was snatched away by Wu Ming.
There are pros and cons to doing this. The good thing is that without the Rubik's Cube, the Chiritans cannot come across space, and the earth avoids the risk of being invaded.
The disadvantages are also obvious. Without the cosmic Rubik's Cube to break open space, people on earth would not know the dangers of the Rubik's Cube, and simply thought that they had found an inexhaustible energy source.
"Since you are so determined, let's talk about it next time." Without saying any harsh words, Fury shook his leather jacket and left.
Wu Ming watched the other party walk out the door, knowing that Fury was not someone who gave up easily, and he would not give up until he gave it a try.
"Zhi Nao, monitor the 800 meters around the villa 24 hours a day. If a thief comes in, remember to notify me." Wu Ming quickly issued an order and asked Zhi Nao to start monitoring the villa.
Holding the Mind Stone will give birth to the inner demon, and holding the Space Stone will send coordinates to Thanos.
Before Wu Ming found a solution, he was very cautious and did not carry these things with him.
However, he is not afraid of losing things, because the basement where the gems are stored has been magically sealed by him. In addition, the intelligent brain connected to the laboratory is also calling satellites to monitor the surroundings of the villa at all times, and any disturbance cannot be hidden from him.
If there is an emergency, Wu Ming can come across space as soon as the alarm sounds.
As far as the current Avengers are concerned, no one can compete with him unless
"Ding dong"
In the evening, I remembered the doorbell and heard someone shouting: "Hello, express company!"
"Unless unconventional means are used, the Avengers can't do anything to me." A blue light flashed in Wu Ming's eyes, and he saw through the door of the villa, and also saw through the disguise of the courier boy.
There's nothing wrong with my clothes, my tool box is fine, and my ID is also legal.
The only problem is that there is another person lying on top of this person, a weirdo the size of a bacteria.
"Smaller than a bacterium. If my eyes hadn't been blessed with the magic of seeing through illusions, I probably wouldn't have been able to tell that they were two people." This bacterium man Wu Ming is no stranger to him, because he is the Ant-Man who can shrink infinitely.
.
The equipment on Ant-Man can shrink him infinitely, even to space and latitude, which are full of loopholes for him.
The inventor of the Ant-Man suit, Dr. Pym's wife, went to another time and space because she shrunk too small when testing the limits of the suit.
In other words, shrinking down to the point where space and latitude are full of loopholes, this kind of technology is also quite dark.
It can even be deduced that Dr. Pym is developing an infinitely increasing suit of armor that can explode the universe.
"I hate black technology. These things don't make sense at all and are more fantasy than magic." Wu Ming lightly snapped his fingers, pointed at the courier boy outside the door, and shouted: "Strong wind!"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuu"
The wind was howling, the force of the wind was at least ten levels.
The courier boy standing outside the door took a few steps back as he was unsteady and hugged the street lamp at the door to prevent it from being blown away.
In comparison, Ant-Man is much unlucky.
Become Ant-Man, who is smaller than bacteria and weighs less than dust.
A gust of wind blew past, and Ant-Man simply disappeared. As for where he was blown, only he knew.
"The operation failed, Ant-Man was blown to Washington, let's find a second plan." After finding the unlucky Ant-Man, Fury still did not give up.
That night, Natasha came to talk to him. With her black stockings and high heels, she was definitely a goddess who could kneel and lick dicks.
Moreover, Natasha is a female agent, very good at seduction and other things, and there is also something wrong with the perfume on her body.
"Natasha, we haven't seen each other for a long time. The last time we were in Stark's headquarters building. I didn't expect that you actually joined the Avengers and became Fury's lobbyist." Smelling the faint fragrance, Wu
Ming looked at the black widow who was bowing her head and posing.
Seriously, the Black Widow is not his cup of tea, and this meeting was too purposeful.
Wu Ming couldn't help but wonder which idiot told Fury that he was a pervert.
Well, Tony is highly suspicious. This guy likes to set him up for nothing. He has a lot of tidbits about himself, which he said were done by Wu Ming.
"Tony told me that there is a lonely old man here who really needs a little love. Tell me."
Before Black Widow finished speaking, Wu Ming stood up and pushed her out. He only had one parting message: "I'm not born tough. You blind man is lighting the lamp in vain. You'd better go home and sleep."
"Director, I failed and was kicked out directly." Once outside, Black Widow quickly contacted Fury.
Furui was silent for a moment and then asked: "What do you think we should do?"
"I think if a woman can't do it, she might as well try a man."