"Congratulations, you passed the seventh level. You can randomly select a secret treasure from the master's treasure house."
2.8 million years later, Wu Ming followed his inner decision and finally walked out of the long river of time.
Looking at the familiar yet unfamiliar Nuo Nuo and listening to the laughter in his ears, Wu Ming gently closed his eyes and sighed: "It's good to be back."
"Hehe, do you want me to help you control it and make some clearance videos of beautiful girls to help you relieve the emptiness in your heart?"
After not seeing each other for a long time, Nuo Nuo also became obscene, which made Wu Ming speechless.
In the end, he gave up this tempting idea. After all, he was not that salty and had the hobby of masturbating in front of others.
"If you don't like it, then okay, now comes the lottery." After Nuo Nuo said this, a giant compass fell from the sky, with a reward written on each square.
There are various kinds of secret treasures, including martial arts secret treasures, mechanical secret treasures, and soul secret treasures.
Wu Ming put his hand on the wheel and pulled it down hard, causing the compass to spin immediately.
Ten seconds later, the compass needle slowed down and stopped on a pair of wings.
"This is the electro-optical feather wing, a secret treasure of mechanical flow flight. It is composed of one hundred and eight thousand mechanical feathers. It can increase the flight speed by 80% for those of the Universe Venerable and below. The double feathers are folded and have extremely strong defensive capabilities, weakening the incoming hundreds of enemies.
Eighty-point attack, with special ability of lightning flash." Faced with Wu Ming's prize, Nuonuo explained it in great detail.
Wu Ming nodded with satisfaction. He was completely broke now, but with a secret treasure lying around, he could be said to have exchanged a shotgun for a cannon.
What's more, according to the introduction, this secret treasure is enough for him to use it up to the Galaxy level, and its value is definitely not low. It seems that Lanshan Hou is relatively wealthy among the lords of the universe, otherwise he would not be able to make such a big deal.
"What is the eighth level?" Wu Ming equipped Nuo Nuo with the electro-optical wings on his back.
Nuo Nuo flew in mid-air and replied: "It's a fantasy test. You will lose yourself in the fantasy and forget who you are. Only after you find yourself can you pass the eighth level. After passing, you can draw another one."
A secret treasure, do you want to accept it?"
"Of course." Wu Ming didn't mind having too many treasures, so he agreed directly.
The next second, the surrounding scenery began to change, and when I opened my eyes again, I had already appeared in a small fishing village.
Behind him is a dilapidated thatched cottage, a vegetable patch at his feet, a broken fishing net hanging not far away, and two dried salted fish.
Wu Ming frowned and looked around. Is this an illusion? It should be.
But he was not lost. He knew very well that his name was Wu Ming and he came to Linglong Tower to take advantage. Now it was the eighth level of the illusion test.
Could it be that the test hasn't started yet, or perhaps Nuo Nuo forgot to do anything.
"Da Niu, Da Niu" the thatched hut was pushed open, and a little girl of thirteen or fourteen years old walked out of it.
This little lolita called her Daniel when she saw Wu Ming. With a virtuous look on her green face, she trotted up and said, "This is the peace blessing I embroidered for you. My mother said, after we get married,
It’s time to go fishing by yourself. It’s your first time going out to sea by yourself today, so be careful.”
"Who are you?" Wu Ming lowered his head slightly and asked in confusion.
Upon hearing this, the little Loli looked at him stupidly and cried in the blink of an eye: "Daniu, I am Tangtang, we just got married yesterday, what's wrong with you?"
"Don't cry, don't cry"
Wu Ming has a big head. This is his fantasy test. He should sink into a fisherman named Daniel until he finds himself again.
But the plot is wrong now. He is not lost at all. It feels like everyone is drunk and I am sober alone. The one who is sober can no longer be sober.
"Daniu, are you sick?" His wife, Tangtang, hugged Wu Ming's arm and asked with concern on her face.
In an instant, Wu Ming felt a soft feeling on his arm, and there were two hard spots in it.
This girl is not wearing any underwear, Wu Ming thought subconsciously.
Then he smiled bitterly, this illusion was quite real, even the touch was so real.
Facing such a little lolita, if he really lost his way and became a big cow, he would probably die of exhaustion in the fields within a month.
"Sure enough, Lolita has plasticity and can be cultivated into beautiful girls, royal sisters, and young wives. Ancient people were so happy." Wu Ming opened his little wife's arm, suppressed the random thoughts in his heart, and looked up at the sky.
In the sky, thousands of miles of blue sky look magnificent.
Wu Ming was not in the mood to appreciate it, so he shouted loudly: "Come out, Nuonuo, what are you doing?"
In an instant, Nuo Nuo, who was just a dot of light, appeared in front of Wu Ming and asked in surprise: "You have found yourself again so quickly?"
Wu Ming had helplessness on his face and shrugged: "I'm not lost at all. Are you mistaken?"
"It's a mistake, shouldn't it be?"
As soon as Nuo Nuo appeared, the surrounding scenery froze, and she said to herself: "I have arranged a new identity for you. You should become a big cow, and all the memories of the past have been sealed. How could this happen?"
According to Nuo Nuo's arrangement, Wu Ming should lose his mind and become a big man, living a small life with his little wife without shame.
Until one day, Daniel went out to sea to fish and rescued the Red Fish Princess, and was immediately fascinated by the Red Fish Princess.
From then on, the little wife shed tears all day long, while the big cow became rich and wealthy, and was with the red fish princess who repaid her kindness.
Finally, one day, Princess Red Fish thought she was repaying her kindness and left the sick Daniel to return to the Dragon Palace.
At that time, Daniel was seriously ill in bed, and his abandoned little wife came to take care of him. Only then did he realize that the person who loved him was always the one who was ignored.
"No, you have the nerve to arrange such a bloody plot for me?" After hearing Nuo Nuo's explanation, Wu Ming almost vomited blood in anger.
Fortunately, I didn't get lost, otherwise I would have acted in a sad drama if I was played like this.
Could it be that Nuo Nuo also likes to watch soap operas? Otherwise, how could such a routine be designed so that he would become Chen Shimei in any minute, and the ending would be the prodigal son's comeback that everyone loves to see?
"Why is it so ridiculous? There's something wrong with your level of appreciation." Nuonuo was not very happy to be told that the plot was ridiculous.
But soon, the unhappiness turned into depression. Nuo Nuo muttered in a low voice: "That's right, your data is normal. You should have become a big shot by now and don't know who you are anymore. Strange, how could this happen?"
, with perfect data, you are not lost?"
"How about we try again." Wu Ming was not sure whether the problem was with him, so he could only urge.
Nuo Nuo had no choice but to nod and said, "Okay, try again."
Swish
"Big cow, big cow"
Time went back, the unfortunate thatched cottage was pushed open again, and the little lolita wife Tangtang walked out of it again.
"Stop!" Before the little wife could say anything, Wu Ming said: "You are my wife, my name is Daniel, and your name is Tangtang. You embroidered a peace blessing for me, and now you have to take it out for me, because I
We are going fishing today, right?"
"You, how do you know?" Tangtang was only in the second grade of junior high school on earth. His confused look was so cute, and he had the urge to forcefully kiss her.
Wu Ming is not a lolicon, but he is still very embarrassed because this time he is not lost and even knows the plot in advance.
"Tangtang, dear, go back and put on your underwear. Go quickly."
Wu Ming coaxed his little wife away like a child, and shouted to the sky again: "Nuo Nuo come out, can you do it?"
"No, you're still not lost?" Nuo Nuo came out again, tinkered with it, and said again: "Try again, there will be no problem this time."
"Is it really okay?"
"Of course, you have to believe me. I am the tower spirit of Linglong Tower. There is nothing I can't do here."
Swish
"Big cow, big cow"
Ten seconds later, standing outside the thatched house, Wu Ming looked behind him with a bored expression, where a little loli was running out.
Yeah, it's a little lolita without underwear, crispy and smells like chicken.