Chapter 1051 Concerning the priesthood and family education
Teaching a child who knows nothing how to live is a very laborious task, but sometimes it is also full of fun. Innocent and simple children are never constrained by the word "common sense", and the things they usually do make people laugh.
It's both ridiculous and novel and interesting - well, actually I just want to give myself some comfort, to prove that spending several days with that stupid crow in a life of hesitation is not such a terrible thing.
When the little crow was still a bird, Anweina tried to get her to remember the names of the whole family. But at that time, maybe because her personality and intelligence had not caught up, the little guy remembered everything in a mess. But now she finally remembered the names of her family members.
She has memorized all the names, and calls her family members in her own way: she calls her mother Anweina, she calls me master, she calls uncle Kense, she calls brother Erson, and the rest, no matter how big or small, are all sisters, up to Shandora
, down to Ding Dong, without exception. We couldn't figure out why this little guy called it like that at first, but then Xiaoxue finally couldn't help but reveal the answer in advance: if you call it more, the bird will not be able to tell the difference.
In the morning, Anweina told me the good news happily. Medivh finally remembered to get dressed before going out. She even put on a sweater after getting up this time. Of course, she tied herself up because of this.
But this is always a great improvement. The chance of stupid birds running out naked has been reduced a lot. Next, Anweina wants to teach Medivh to brush her teeth and wash her face - I think the little ghost is a bit too impatient. As a person who has never grown up
As a toothless bird, Medivh can now eat and know how to chew it before swallowing, which is a great improvement. At this time, you hope that she can understand why her teeth still need to be brushed. Isn’t this forcing others to do something difficult? If nothing else, Dingdang can just brush his teeth now.
He swallowed all the toothpaste with water. So far I have not been able to correct the little thing's bad habit...
Regarding the extra little sisters in the family, Xiaopao is the happiest because she feels that she finally has a playmate: and they are at the same level. Until now, Xiaopao has never been able to find someone to play with at home.
Of the children, Pandora and Huesca are often classified as children, but that only counts when sharing sweets and cakes with the little ones. Those two short winter melons are out-and-out adults, and Lilina is even less so.
Having said that, it is impossible for her to play with Little Bubble in her bones: in fact, I don’t dare to let her be alone with Little Bubble, for fear that the girl will spoil the child; the mercury lamp looks even more frustrating than Little Bubble, but it’s a pity that it only has
Sometimes she looks like an awkward child, but most of the time she thinks of herself as a mature doll girl with hundreds of years of experience; in the end, only Ji Xianshan and Xiaobu Bubble are left who are very close. Unfortunately, the nanny is not a playmate either, you can't
I hope that idiot king who goes on strike every three to five will have fun with the teddy bear. To sum up, Little Bubble has always played alone at home. All the children are older than her or smarter than her. Even if she doesn't bully her, she can't play.
One piece, and now we have an additional Medivh. Firstly, in terms of intelligence, the two of them are on par, and secondly, in terms of... well, let's just say that in terms of intelligence, the two of them are quite suitable to be sisters.
In just a few days, Little Bubble and Medivh have become very close. The two little guys who can't speak clearly always seem to find ways to play that interest them, including playing with sand at the door and going to the "Ghost Empire" in the basement.
Adventure. Yesterday afternoon, I even saw the former take out his most precious shiny collection from the room to share with the latter. This is simply incredible. You must know that those shiny things are the treasures of Little Bubbles.
Many of them were even obtained by her through battles - Sister Jill was in tears at that time. I found that among the small gifts that Little Bubble gave to Medivh, there were three ancient scepters inlaid with gems and two golden bull statues. These
It’s self-evident where things come from.
I'm glad that Little Bubble didn't take out the Holy Grail: there really is a Holy Grail in her collection, and it's not the kind of plastic material that costs two and a half dollars. It's a real exquisite artifact inlaid with fine gold and fluorite. That was last time
When Paopao was out wandering around, he bought it for his daughter from the Holy Grail store in front of the Great Temple of Avalon. The factory number is 12590. That store is jointly run by Lilina and little Artemis, and it claims to sell all genuine goods.
, when the store first opened, it caused a violent response among the heroic spirits. A dozen heroic spirits who were seriously harmed by the Holy Grail War were said to have bought more than 20 kilograms each, took them home and smashed them for fun. From then on, the word "Holy Grail" became a part of Jill's heart.
It hurts forever. It hurts more than when I first knew that there is still a Holy Grail priced at $2.50 a piece in the world: after all, the $2.50 version of the Holy Grail still needs Dingdang to take a bath before it can be made, and the output is limited. But those in the Holy Grail store are made by
The Holy Grail made by the Goddess Priest is available on the counter, and there are even instructions. This is just cumin sprinkled on Chi Guoguo's wound. If Little Bubble really gives Little Crow a Holy Grail, I'm very worried about that poor man.
The washboard will go crazy.
Facing Little Bubble's gift, Silly Bird was also very happy, and took out his most precious thing as a return gift: her half eggshell, yes, the eggshell that was left after she was hatched. She kept it
Half of it, and half of Little Bubble. The two little girls swore on eggshells that they would always be good sisters in this life. After knowing this, our whole family was basically stupid...
It’s actually quite an interesting scene with Little Paopao and Medivh. It’s not as easy for them to communicate as you think. In fact, these two little guys basically don’t understand each other’s language. Little Paopao’s unique Goo language and Medivh’s
After the collision of confusing bird songs, both of them were confused. However, the amazing thing is that the two little guys understood each other from the bottom of their hearts, and they were able to play happily in the same confused situation, and even shouted at the same time.
She only understands things herself, while still being able to put together blocks in close proximity. This magical scene is puzzling. Lilina is ready to elevate this phenomenon to the level of a research project. The name of the project is On Two People's Inability to Hear Each Other.
How can a little guy who understands what the other person is talking about be able to talk all afternoon? The subtitle is the possibility of interracial lily - I think it is necessary to kill this subject in advance.
Now Little Bubble is reading textbooks with Madi Wen. The two little girls are lying on the coffee table, with their little heads pressed together, looking very attentive. If the textbook hadn't been put down, this scene would be really gratifying. Then
This book was brought back by Little Paopao from school. Now the little girl is already a glorious primary school student at the Imperial Military Academy Affiliated Primary School. In the primary school, because it is considered that children from other low-tech worlds will not be able to read this book in a short time
The technological products adapted to the empire, such as personal information terminals, so they are still using very old but sufficient "textbooks". Today, Little Paopao just received a new book and couldn't wait to take it back to share with Medivh. They turned the book upside down
Put it down and guess what is painted on it...
The scene was so loving that I couldn't help but burst into tears. I felt a sense of happiness as a father: Damn, this is a normal child! Those naughty kids at home usually drive people crazy...
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"Dad, I was quite cute when I was a kid. But you're good," Xiaoxue appeared out of nowhere, chewing snacks in her mouth, lying next to my ear and blowing into it playfully. "
By the way, I'm quite cute now. Don't be curious. I already know that you plan to educate me. You don't need to open your eyes to know it. By the way, Dad, do you want to eat this? This is beans fried with vanilla. That child can also
As for this little craft, she said that she sometimes fry some plant seeds to eat, and the beans in this world are very similar to the grass seeds in her world."
Xiaoxue put a handful of golden fried beans into my hand, and I threw one into my mouth. It was actually just fried soybeans, but it was quite fragrant. "Girl, you should know Vanilla, right? Will she be there in the future?"
"
I began to inquire about the future again. Xiaoxue generally would not mention to us those people or things that have not yet appeared in front of us, so as not to affect my judgment. For example, before Vanilla appeared, she asked Medivh about the future.
The person didn't mention it a word, but if the person had appeared, she would not hesitate to talk about it.
"Of course, vanilla. Only a few people dare to call her by her name." Xiaoxue stuffed a handful of beans into each of the two little girls who were looking at the picture album. Little Paopao started talking to the beans, and Mai Diwen
She swallowed the food directly again: seeing small things like beans, she still couldn't restrain the eating habits of birds, "The Crow God Pope. Sharp blade, lightning. Flame, and the agent of all the wrath of nature, the magician."
With assassins, thieves, and summoner mentors, they are very popular. Dad, you don’t have to doubt that no one around you will be fuel-efficient in the future - you can see that I consume a lot of fuel..."
I was stunned: "How powerful is it?"
"Of course, but maybe it's because I grew up in that environment. I don't think it's that great." Xiaoxue turned over from the back of the sofa, threw herself on the sofa with a plop, lay down without any image, and
Putting her legs on my belly, you can tell from her movements that she was indeed led by Jean Bingtis when she was a child. "Do you know my mother's title? Prophet, wise man, future manager, part magician, and
I am the patron saint of most prophets, businessmen, leaders, inventors and gamblers, and my mother’s portrait is hung in all the major casinos in the macro world. Qianqian’s mother is the manager of time, the god of evolution and decline, the symbol of youth and
The protector of young girls. At the same time, some small esoteric sects also believe that the God of Evolution will provide protection to any evolving species. Some old people who like to engage in scientific research or magic research often accept the baptism of the God of Decline in their old age, hoping to gain
The opportunity to complete my own career, but I don’t know if these small sects can really connect with Qianqian’s mother’s divine power. Sandora’s mother is the soul shepherd, the god of spiritual and spiritual control, basically all magicians
They all believe in her at the same time, because they need to control their spiritual power the most. In addition, I saw a religious pamphlet, which said that Sandora’s mother also provided protection to warriors and scholars, and was responsible for loyalty, trustworthiness, etc. Five or six
She provides rewards for her virtues, and scientists will also wear her badges, because it can ensure their concentration and avoid being misled by academic loopholes and heresies. I heard it is quite effective..."
I was fascinated by the wonderful future described by Xiaoxue, and then asked with great expectation: "Hey, tell me, what aspect is my father responsible for? I should be considered a God King, right?"
Xiaoxue smiled coquettishly, and then said with a straight face: "Women's friend, the protector of children. Pregnant women wear father's badges. Prenatal prayers can keep the mother and child safe. In addition, if the child does not eat, he will
You can pray and take care of things, or pray to Aunt Anweina, she is the protector of household chores... Wow! Don't scratch the soles of your feet! With you as a father... Ahaha, it's so itchy, I surrender, I surrender!"
I patted this naughty kid’s feet and said, “Can’t you talk seriously?”
Xiaoxue stood up and looked directly into my eyes: "Originally, you can think about the situation of Father God. Do you think he will be a definite god in this world?"
I opened my mouth and suddenly remembered that when I was chatting with Father God before, he mentioned these things. In addition, when I talked with Bingtis, I also mentioned the issue of Father God's "priesthood". According to Bingtis, Father God is not a god.
, in the entire star field, the only one without a priesthood happens to be God the Father - in any religion in the world, there is no sect that believes in God the Father as an exact god. There are only a few special mortals who believe in God the Father, but
Their way of belief is very interesting. They have no sects or doctrines. They believe in God the Father without giving any definition to God the Father, unlike gods of light or darkness. They will have a specific characteristic: either representing light or darkness,
Or it represents war. On the contrary, among the very few believers who believe in God the Father, what they believe in is a "god" that does not have any attributes. This is not so much a belief as it is a fan group...
"Void creatures cannot be the target of faith for mortals, because you are not a god at all, and your symbolic power is effective for gods. Mortals will not be able to enjoy it - if there is a lucky person who is rare in a thousand years and just relies on belief in void creatures,
Once he gains power, he will become a god directly. If I have to say it, people like you should be called the treasure of the country. They are the kind of characters who are awesome in all aspects but no one can use them."
I felt quite depressed, thinking that after a long time, I and Father God are considered mascots in the entire pantheon, but then I thought about it and it seemed good, at least I don’t have to worry about trivial prayers and the like, in Bingtis’ words
He said that most of the prayers of believers are like complaint calls. Being a hard-working god is basically equivalent to working at the customer service hotline and property center at the same time. By the way, you also have to be a community security guard...
At this time, Paopao came down from the second floor. It looked like he might have just finished sweeping all the house information in the entire macro world in the past 24 hours. With a satisfied smile on his face, Paopao was very happy when he saw his mother and cheered.
Paopao rushed over. Then Paopao started to hold the little girl and ask her about things at school. It seemed that he was quite concerned about his daughter's academic performance.
"It's quite rare. You occasionally act like a mother." After I waited for Paopao to sit across from me, holding Little Paopao in my arms, I complained in a low voice. The other party immediately raised his ears: "Of course, her father, you usually
I didn’t pay attention, but I am actually a good wife and mother.”
I'm too lazy to complain about her now, so I just asked casually: "How is Little Bubble doing in school?"
In fact, I also wanted to ask the child myself, but unfortunately I couldn’t understand what Little Bubble was saying...
"Of course," said Paopao with a proud look on his face, "You don't even know who gave birth to her. She is currently in grades one to six at school, and her grades..."
"Wait a minute!" I waved my hand quickly, "Going to grades one to six? How can I still go on like this?"
"No way, she didn't come there to learn knowledge," Paopao spread his hands, "and there's no way you can fix her in a classroom." Then Paopao told me what happened to the little guy in school.
After talking about it, I finally knew the story of this child in the elementary school: Xiaobubu couldn't figure out his grade, and he didn't understand why he had to listen to the teacher in the classroom about things that could be easily found in the database.
knowledge, so she basically just played in school, and then learned how to communicate with others. When she signed up, Paopao once told her that as soon as the school bell rang, she should go back to the classroom quickly. As a result, the child really remembered the school bell.
As soon as the bell rang, she randomly found a classroom and ran into it, then took a seat where no one was and listened to the class properly. After going back and forth for more than a dozen times, the teacher ignored her and let her go back and forth in the teaching area for grades 1 to 6.
Well, this child is well behaved anyway. She never causes trouble in class, and she tries not to snore when she sleeps... In short, it will not affect the teaching order.
According to Pao Pao, the little girl's elusive way of going to school soon became a legend in the elementary school. Not only did all the teachers know that there was a little princess running around in the school in a daze, but also all the students in the school knew about it.
Now. It is now a custom in the primary school of the Military Academy to guess which classroom the little princess will go to attend the class one minute before the bell rings. The class that is lucky enough to win the bid will be very happy from top to bottom, as if it is an honor.
Paopao commented with emotion: "Now our daughter is like a rare elite in the world in school. Every forty minutes there are people who form a group to squat down. When the bell rings, the teachers and students act like they are acting strangely.
excited……"
"Guacridine!" Little Bubble raised her hands happily, indicating that she had regarded this as some kind of achievement of hers. Little Devin also raised her hands happily: "Gah?"
"The good news is that our goal seems to have been achieved. Little Paopao's personality growth has accelerated significantly recently," Paopao smiled and stroked his daughter's long hair, "Communicating with more people will increase the personality maturity rate. This will
As expected, the child develops completely according to the laws of carbon-based organisms. And her abilities are much more stable than before. I tested it several times and added her to the host network. The work efficiency of the entire network will be greatly improved, almost
All the hosts are showing signs of flexible operation. I don’t know if it is related to the maturity of personality. Now this child also has a few acquaintances who are like playmates in school. In addition, there is an additional crow sister at home. Our child can finally
As a mother of a child, I am very happy to avoid being a stay-at-home guy..."
I looked at her calmly: "As the most severe squatter here after Anweina, are you qualified to say this?"
"I won't talk nonsense to you. I teach my daughter to read." Paopao rolled his eyes at me, pulled Xiaopaopao's textbook in front of him, pointed at a line in the textbook and explained to Xiaobupa cordially, "Come on,
My daughter, look here and recite after your mother: A skinny camel is bigger than a horse. This is a proverb, and there is another sentence with a similar meaning, which is 'the one who suffers death is better than the one who is attacked'..."
Little Bubble: "Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
I almost didn't catch my breath, so I stretched out my hand and pulled Bubbleg aside: "Dingdang, you really can't let this guy take care of the child! (To be continued) rq!~!
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