The first thousand two hundred and ninety-six chapters of the ultra-high-energy family
(Although I don’t know what day it is today, I decided to ask for a monthly pass! By the way, I want to ask for a subscription recommendation and reward...)
In most cases, Shandora is a perfect woman who is calm, serious and good at self-discipline. In the first family where every day is full of flaws, she is the one who least knows and doesn't like to complain. However,
There are always exceptions to everything. The calm queen will also lose her temper. Just like when she is with me, she will become a little silly and optimistic. When she is with Bingtis, Sandora is happy to reveal the bad side of her personality.
.These two can be said to be bad friends who have been fighting each other tens of millions of years ago. The two of them usually get together to bicker and cheat on each other. Of course, they also get together to chat and joke like normal friends.
situation, but usually this situation can only last a few minutes: Bingtis, a female hooligan who is evil from head to toe, can always find an opportunity to stir up the anger in Shandora's bones. Seventy million years ago, it was through Shandora's
They cheated and cheated on the territory, and today, 70 million years later, they robbed Shandora of his master's dry food.
Oh, by the way, I am the dry food.
It is not difficult to imagine that Shandora before meeting Bingtis must have been much more serious and calm than she is now. Even if you say that she was as heartless as Pandora is now, I will believe it. She is purely influenced by Bingdis now.
This female hooligan Si forced me to believe that the latter is too polluting.
You are a saint. If you stay face to face with Bingtis for two hours, you might get two hairtail tattoos on your arms and go out the next day...
Sandora and Bingtis walked around the living room for seventy or eighty times. The latter had no image at all. Even Sandora, who was always calm, didn't seem to care much about her image in this situation. When she
After the two finally calmed down, I couldn't help but become curious: "Let me tell you, how did you two become friends back then?"
In my opinion, their basic personalities are completely two extremes. One is dignified and calm, and the other... well, I can just find a prison and throw her in under any pretext without being unjust. I just can't figure it out.
How did they get together back then?
Of course, there is no difference in image between the two when they fight, and Shandora's noise is no less than that of Bingtis...
"She came to the Empire District to do business," Sandora pointed at Bingtis, "and smashed my outpost."
"That was a misunderstanding." Bingtis rolled his eyes, "I saw an abyss in the outpost and thought it was contaminated."
"That's an experimental station, you blind!" Sandora seemed to be deeply impressed by their first meeting that year, and now she gnashes her teeth when she mentions it. "And if you just smash the laboratory, wouldn't it be enough? Just smash the entire outpost.
What’s the matter with the two nails left!”
"When I first went to the Empire District, how could I have seen any of your weird equipment?" Bingtis waved his hand feebly, without denying Sandora's evaluation of her "blindness", "That outpost was still there at that time.
We are just doing some abyss diffusion simulation exercise. You know that I am a goddess who hates evil and is a chivalrous and righteous person, so my attack must be thunderous - and then you lead the entire fleet over and beat me like a thunderbolt."
I nodded with a dull expression, but I finally understood how Sandora and Bingtis, two people who should not be close friends in any way, became good friends. As expected, they are not acquainted without fighting: they can be regarded as the only two of them.
This is a possible way to get acquainted. In fact, if you think about it, it seems that I and Bingtis know each other this way. Maybe the first step for this female gangster to make friends with others is always to have a fight...
Shandora was lazily leaning on the sofa waiting for her meal. She has been tense every day since the battle in the past two days. The past half hour of fighting may have been the only time she relaxed in the past two days. She was very interested in Bingdi.
Si waved his hand: "That dead and helpless guy over there..."
Bingtis became furious: "Are you done yet?"
Shandora blinked: "Oh, I'm sorry. I haven't adjusted to my state. I want to say that it's actually good to meet you."
Bingtis slid off the sofa directly: "Although it's a little late for dinner today, you won't be starved to death, right?"
Sandora just smiled and said nothing, letting Bingtis jump up and down beside her to express her opinions. Looking at this pair of strange and irreconcilable friends, I may be able to understand more or less what Sandora's sudden emotion was.
What's going on. Behind the glamor of the name "War Song Princess" is the unavoidable loneliness of walking alone. A person who devotes his whole life to the war of conquest that opens up borders and rips the earth, how much time can he have to stop and make friends? This is
It is doubtful that perhaps only a guy like Bingtis could break into Sandora's social circle with a strong attitude. He was fiery, willful, and good at fighting: for Princess Zhange, he was a very suitable stop.
Take the time to deal with this bad friend.
"Speaking of which, where is that girl Xiaoxue?" I looked around, but the naughty kid who usually ran around in front of me at this hour was nowhere to be seen, which made me a little curious.
My sister poked her head out of the kitchen, with a rather strange expression on her face: "...I went out to buy something."
Immediately I had an ominous premonition. The eldest lady seemed to have mentioned before that the naughty kid with super mobility was going to buy something...
"I'm back!" Just as I was thinking this, an energetic voice happened to sound outside the door, and then there was a loud sound of opening the door. Needless to say, this crackling sound belonged to a naughty kid.
After a while, Xiaoxue ran into the living room with her slippers on. This girl was wearing a gauze shirt I bought for her a while ago, a short skirt, white knee-high socks, and a big hat on her head.
Sunhat: She has a very stylish way of dressing up, and she wears whatever she wants, showing that her spirits are at an all-time high. I can’t see her holding anything in her hand, but this girl is filled with the feeling of shopping.
She was so happy to be back. She casually took off her sunhat and threw it aside. Dingdang, who was running around pushing a grape on the coffee table, was caught: "What... something suddenly fell! Dingdang was trapped.
Stay!"
I easily freed Dingdang from the hat cage and helped the little one peel off the grapes (by the way, this little one is really spoiled by himself now. He even needs the help of the owner to peel the grapes when he eats them), while raising his eyelids to look at Xiao
Snow: "What did you buy?"
Xiaoxue giggled, but found that she couldn't get away with it, so she had to open the carry-on space and put things on the coffee table one by one: "High-calcium type. Nutritional type, immunity-enhancing type, probiotic type, flavor type...
…”
I covered my forehead and couldn't bear to look at the pile of things on the coffee table: bottles and cans, large and small packages, all kinds of nai powder - optimistically, she bought every kind of nai powder that could be found in the city.
As a result, Xiaoxue was not finished after taking out a lot of things. She continued to pour out: "There are also various nai bottles, those with automatic temperature measurement, automatic constant temperature, ones with timed reminders, and ones with GPS positioning, which can prevent
There are ones that prevent theft, and ones that automatically pop up a psionic shield when attacked... Oh, by the way. I bought these things from Shadow City."
Fortunately, Lin Xue and I stayed in Shadow City for a whole day without running into this girl, otherwise she would have been beat up by a mixed couple in the street - let me tell you, why did the Nai powder she bought have elves on the packaging?
!
"This is good stuff!" Xiaoxue pointed excitedly to the can of Nai powder with the ingredient list written in elves. There were two long-eared elf mothers and a unicorn on the packaging picture, "From the world of Chialudi
The imported high-grade elves’ full-formula natural nai powder for infants and young children is actually made from unicorn nai. You see, it says on the package that it can make the baby’s ears pointier... Dad, your expression is so scary.”
I looked at Xiaoxue's ears with a smile on my face, wondering if I could stretch her hair a little longer so that she could have some memory.
"You crazy girl, can't you do something wiser?" I poked Xiaoxue's forehead with my finger, "Did you buy any Nai powder for yourself?"
Xiaoxue rolled her eyes and said, "You can't use common sense to judge people in our family." Then she puffed up her chest and said, "Actually, from a biological point of view, as long as I can make up for it, I can feed myself nai, although
Maybe I won’t be able to eat…”
"Crash!" There was a loud noise, and everyone in the living room fell down. Bingtis struggled to climb up from under the coffee table. He waved his hand to me: "Don't look at me, I probably didn't teach you this.
The sand content is too high.”
I gritted my teeth and looked at Bingtis: "Sifting through the people Xiaoxue had contact with before she was sixteen years old, can you find someone with a lower sand content than you?! Even a sneeze from you is enough for those in the labor camp in Changping
It takes half a year to sift!”
Normal girls can use sugar content to describe their speech. Due to Bingtis's special attributes, I usually use sand content to measure her.
My sister finished her work, wiped her hands on her apron, came over and gave Xiaoxue a light blow on the forehead, and then bent down to help pick up the powder bottle and small toys on the coffee table. According to this pile of things, I
It is certain that Xiaoxue has made up her mind to take care of herself.
"Sister, won't you help suppress this naughty kid?" I rolled my eyes and looked at Xiaoxue. This girl's attributes are too high now and are beyond the control of Lin Xue and I. I can only place my hope on my sister.
The halo effect, the sister didn't even raise her head: "It's okay, children just like to play, as long as they don't cause trouble, you should take care of the little crow instead of this, she tore your coat to make a nest,
And now that bird is used to squatting on the bed to sleep, which scared me last time."
I looked at the window not far away. Little Crow was leading his handicraft girls in the yard to practice jumping down from the tree and digging rocks out of the soil. Seeing this scene, I couldn't help but sigh.
There are so many magical little girls in this family that we simply can’t manage them. In comparison, Xiaoxue, who only makes amazing words and out-of-character characters, seems to be the one with the least destructive power. At least she won’t compete with the little ones.
Like bubbles, little green men are painted on the ceiling...
At this time, something suddenly occurred to me and I turned to look at Xiaoxue: "By the way, girl, according to the general rule, it's still early for you to be born. Isn't it too early to buy these things?"
Xiaoxue suddenly looked over blankly: "...ah?"
Then the overly excited girl finally calmed down and realized that there was a qualitative difference between giving birth and making dumplings. The biggest difference was that the former was more time-consuming - she was stupid this time.
Ten minutes later, the family gathered together to prepare for dinner. Xiaoxue silently sat between me and Lin Xue holding a nai bottle. Three-quarters of the nai powder was brewed in the nai bottle. It can still be described as boiling hot.
But the naughty kid holding the bottle of nai didn't seem to notice the temperature of the bottle at all. He just looked ashen... biting the plastic nai mouth, making a sizzling sound.
Lin Xue looked at her daughter in surprise, and then at the people around who were suppressing laughter, and finally couldn't help it anymore: "What's wrong with this child? Is someone bullying her?"
"Who dares to bully her, you see for yourself." I shrugged, and the eldest lady squinted her eyes. A white light flashed in her eyes, and then she raised her hand decisively and gave her daughter a shudder: "No waste! In the future, you
Take at least one packet for three meals a day!”
Xiaoxue was holding a bottle of nai and sucking it. It was so fun that it was unbearable to watch. When she heard her mother’s decision, the naughty child felt like she was mourning for her heir. She held the bottle of nai and sucked down a third of it. In fact, before the eldest lady appeared,
I set a goal for this girl, which is to get rid of all the Nai fans I bought back. I don’t want to waste my energy. I’m afraid Xiaoxue will have to live with Nai bottles in the next few months.
"It tastes so good after sixteen years... It sucks." Xiaoxue felt sad. The seventeen-year-old girl looked at the new "rice bowl" in her hand, thinking that she would have to carry a bottle of nai everywhere for a long time in the future.
Even Xiaoxue's strange beauty couldn't help but tremble all over, "If outsiders see it, I won't be alive..."
I think she just brought it upon herself.
But what is different from our attitude is that there are several guys at home who have never seen a bottle of nai. When Xiaoxue was halfway through finishing her new meal, Mai Diwen across the table finally couldn't help it.
, putting down the sweet porridge in front of him, Little Crow stretched out his hand to Xiaoxue: "Gah! I want it too!"
Xiaoxue was stunned for a few seconds and hesitantly handed over the bottle of nai. Little Crow imitated Xiaoxue's example and took two sips as if he had found a treasure. Then, what happened took a turn for the worse. Xiaopao, who was sitting next to Little Crow,
Pao soon became interested, and then came the little dolls. Next came Lilina, who was just adding to the chaos. A few minutes later, a group of naughty children were all holding a bottle of nai, and Xiaoxue was overjoyed and went to the kitchen to pick it up.
A large pot of hot water was poured out, and while pouring out Nai powder, he muttered: "In the name of my father, I am saved now...Thank you so much to my sisters...Fortunately, I bought a lot of Nai bottles!"
Lin Xue and I watched dumbfounded as a group of naughty children quickly entertained themselves. Xiaoxue was still muttering and sighing. The general idea was that her sisters helped take care of her after she was born, and she was cared for by her sisters when she was a baby.
She fed Nai Fan, but she didn't expect to be fed back in this way today. As a staunch anti-logic person, she felt that fate was so fun.
Xiaoxue held up her own bottle of nai and looked seriously at her circle of sisters. She first faced Little Crow: "The first one to thank Sister Bird. Sister Bird often made me Nai powder when I was young. I sucked it first."
Out of respect!"
Then the girl who had already played hard was like holding 200ml of Erguotou, stuffing the nai into her mouth with great vigor...
The adults in the circle were stunned, and Lin Xue almost hid under the table: "This is definitely not born by me... This is definitely not born by me..."
Huesca held a nai bottle that Lilina had just put into her hand and looked at it carefully for a long time, then gently touched her sister with her elbow: "Hey, do we want to give it a try?"
Pandora said expressionlessly: "Shut up."
My sister, Uncle Kenser and other standard parents were always smiling at the scene in front of me. The scene of a bunch of little girls who were seriously past their Nai-drinking stage sitting neatly in a row holding bottles of Nai. Once word got out,
It's definitely an apocalyptic scene, but apart from that, you have to admit that this scene also makes people smile, especially among them there is a guy sitting on a chair with his legs crossed, biting his lips.
The king of naughty kids chewing on a cigar. If this scene were released, I would be entertained for a long time watching it without subtitles.
Paopao looked at his daughter with a thoughtful look on his face. As we all know, the birth process of little Paopao was a typical "Xiling style". The child was created and had the abilities set by the system as soon as he was born.
In terms of basic mobility and maturity, the Xiling Apostle family does not have the "infant and toddler development period" in the conventional sense, and the same goes for Little Bubble. She now directly regards the things biting in her mouth as some kind of edible new food.
Toy, and after thinking for a while, Paopao suddenly reached out and pressed his own small chest, and looked at me seriously: "Her father, I suddenly realized that I need to super evolve. I finally understand why you don't
Think of me as your wife! The part model I used is wrong!”
Me: "...poof!"
Can’t you understand something else?!
Sandora looked at Paopao curiously: "Only in this aspect, if you dare to reform yourself, I will put you in confinement for a year."
"Speaking of..." Qianqian had been dealing with the bun in front of her as if the world had nothing to do with her. At this time, she was thoughtful again, her eyes swept over Xiaoxue and Lin Xue one by one, "Xiaoxue
Why does she look like she was a child in childhood? She's not so hungry, right? Now it looks like she was often hungry when she was a child?" Finally, her eyes fell entirely on Lin Xue, who was full of intelligence, stood up and thought
Stop, but if Qian Qian's behavior can be stopped, then she will not be Qian Qian: "Could it be that Lin Xue, you..."
As soon as she was halfway through speaking, Lin Xue came over with chopsticks and tried her best. I stared at the chaotic scene in front of me with my mouth open, but in the end I still put my curious eyes on Xiaoxue.
Xiaoxue sighed, but looked at Sandora, and I immediately had an ominous premonition.
"A few days after I was born, Sandora's mother felt that she also needed an heir. Of course, more importantly, she felt that it would be good to have a biological daughter, so she used her own soul fragments and those of you, dad, to piece them together and gave birth to
Sister Xiaoshan," Xiaoxue bit her lips fiercely, as if recalling class enemies, "I can't rob her, not even the whole family and children can rob her..."