I don’t know how many three-inch life goddesses there are in the room. Anyway, they are countless. These little guys occupy almost all the places where they can stay, including the beams on the ceiling and the top of the wall clock. This room
The room was relatively empty, with not much furniture. It was originally a guest room that was temporarily unused - so Dingdang naturally regarded it as a living room to entertain the sisters. ※※
My sudden appearance naturally disturbed these little ones who were timid and accustomed to being startled. They were silent for a few seconds, and then all of a sudden, all the three-inch little ones in the room began to scream in surprise!
I closed my eyes and felt that I had arrived at the vegetable market. My previous worries finally came true: once the number of creatures like Ding Dong exceeds a thousand, you will not be far away from neurasthenia. They are so noisy...
"Quiet, quiet, quiet -" I waved my arms in vain to try to quiet these little ones. In the past, when there was only one Ding Dong around me, this was easy to do. The little guy's voice was no louder than that of a bird.
Yelling, but now there are thousands of jingle bells in the house, my efforts are as insignificant as a sneeze in the storm, and I also discovered an even more troublesome thing: these little ones soon discovered
The visitor was one of our own, so instead of being afraid, they came over very affectionately. I vaguely saw a few familiar faces among them - maybe they were the ones who accidentally broke into the gathering of the Goddess of Life when I went to the God Realm.
Of course, I wasn't sure about the little ones I met when I was there. After all, these little guys' faces were only as big as peanuts. In such a mess, I didn't have time to distinguish who they were one by one. I waited until I realized what was going on.
At that time, I was completely surrounded by these three-inch liberal goddesses. I found that there was only green in my sight, and there were these little girls hanging on my head, shoulders, clothes, even pants and feet.
She said that it was lucky that they looked cute, otherwise I would have died on the spot if I had suffered a light attack...
"Then what... just listen to me quietly..." I was still trying in vain, and a few little things lying on my shoulders and above my head started chirping. Because they were relatively close, I could stand out from the noise.
Hearing their voices: "Wow! It's the big man who came to the God Realm last time!" "He's Dingdang's big friend!" "Father God said he would call him His Majesty the Emperor." "What does His Majesty the Emperor do?" "No.
I know, it's probably a nickname." "I ate the candy he brought last time. He had a lot of candy in his pocket!" "But it's not good to go through other people's pockets, right?" "Your Majesty, do you have any candy? I want it.
The candy you ate last time that made you blow bubbles!”
At this moment, there were so many chirping sounds in my ears.
At this time, I heard Sandora's voice coming from downstairs: "Arjun? What's going on up there? I heard a sudden loud noise."
I turned around stiffly like an old-fashioned robot, barely daring to move my arms and legs - because if I was not careful, I would get caught in these little ones. I knew they were far "sturdier" than they looked, but these little ones
The guy's delicate appearance made people treat them like porcelain. I turned to the direction of the stairs and answered loudly: "It's okay - Dingdang's guests are here, you have to be mentally prepared."
With that said, I walked towards the stairs with difficulty. Finally, those little ones were still sensible. The little ones hanging on my legs quickly flew away. Only then did I dare to walk forward, but there were still two people standing on either side of my feet.
The little ones were sitting on my slippers quite symmetrically. They were raised and lowered with their footsteps, and they were stunned for a while. I heard a strange voice on my shoulder shouting: "Lily, why don't you come up?"
"
Lily should be the name of a certain three-inch girl on my foot.
Then another voice in my head replied: "Lily has obsessive-compulsive disorder, she must be symmetrical with Mona!"
"What is obsessive-compulsive disorder?"
"It's like every species you make must have an even number of bones, and you never go out when the ivy at the door has an odd number of leaves. This is obsessive-compulsive disorder - Lulu knows a lot!"
Then I learned that the name of the other three-inch cat on the foot was Mona. She and the three-inch cat named Lily both had symmetry obsessive-compulsive disorder; I knew that these little guys would never be able to calm down, as long as they thought they found it.
Topics; I know they will always have new topics. So I may have a nervous breakdown soon; I know my current look must be very weird, because...
Because when she went downstairs to the living room, Shandora was so calm that she was dumbfounded.
"Arjun, you look like a tree man," Sandora stuck out her tongue, "covered in leaves."
"I said, when are you going to come down?" I tilted my head and said to the little one on my shoulder, dumbfounded. In fact, I knew that these little three-inch boys were not completely ignorant and fooling around - they were still standing up to the goddess after all.
Name, how could they not understand any rules? This situation is just the result of the playful nature of these little guys. They are almost noisy now, so I shrugged and said, "I have to find a place
Sit down, aren't you afraid of being squeezed by the two little things hanging on my belt?"
Then the little ones on my body dispersed in a swarm of laughter, except for the two three-inch girls with symmetrical obsessive-compulsive disorder on my feet: their eyes were shocked by the bumps along the way, and they are probably still immersed in optimism.
In a four-four shooting environment.
I felt so happy when I looked at it that I happily bent down to pick up the two little guys and put them on the coffee table. Then they took turns jumping up on the spot, first and then me: Facts have proved that even gods can’t sit on the train for a long time.
Also confused.
However, I estimate that Dingdang’s resistance to trapping is higher than that of her sisters, because every once in a while, I would put that little thing in a big water cup and shake it vigorously... wash it once, and initially have to turn it around on the table after being released.
It took one minute to find Bei, but now she can pounce on someone and bite someone after just two or three seconds of wandering. Apparently, the little thing has been tempered to the point where she can stay in the center of a storm for two days without changing her expression, and Ma Zhe scored 80% on the exam... Hmm
, this is off topic.
Speaking of Ding Dong, I started looking for that familiar little figure among a group of three-inch men, because I just seemed to have heard Ding Dong’s chirping voice among a group of slap goddesses. But this task turned out to be quite difficult, because these little guys were really
Too small. And they especially like to get together, even stacking arhats on top of each other. Each little one also likes the same color of clothes. Dingdang instantly disappears among her sisters - so I just
You can take off the little ones on your body and call out the name of your own figure goddess at the same time: "Dingdang, where are you?"
I felt my fingers being hugged hard: "Dingdang is in your hand! Why did you throw Dingdang out, Jun!"
I lowered my head and discovered that the familiar diced bean on my hand was my own Ding Dong - the little guy I had picked off my head a second ago and was about to put aside: "...I didn't pay attention!"
"Pay attention to order, pay attention to politeness, and pay attention to what the goddess sister explained before departure!"
At this time, someone finally came out to maintain the situation. A little guy who looked a little more stable than the other three-inch cubs flew to the top and said loudly to the other cubs, and the gang of cubs quickly flew to my house.
It fell down on the sofa, coffee table, floor and cabinet not far away, and slowly returned to silence. San Cun Ding, who was flying at the top, had neat shoulder-length hair and big eyes - compared to her overall appearance
Size——Looking majestic, she looked at her sisters. She nodded with satisfaction: "Very good, it's your first time to be guests at Dingdang's new home. You must not cause trouble to others. Don't keep eating other people's fruits, Lingdang, yours."
You need to control your appetite!”
"Uh, it's okay," I quickly waved my hand to the majestic San Cun Ding in the air. "In this family, appetite is the only thing that we don't have to control." After saying that, I glanced at Sandra next to me, and thought to myself, the main reason
This type of topic will cause great psychological harm to Her Majesty the Queen, and when her psychological harm reaches a certain level, it will cause physical harm to you...
"Hello, Your Majesty, the Emperor!" A group of three-inch girls greeted me chaotically with the cheerfulness of a festival, and then turned to Sandora, "Hello, Your Majesty, Sister Emperor!"
"Should I call my sister Your Majesty the Emperor?"
"Mona thinks she should just call her Your Majesty."
"What about the emperor's sister? It seems reasonable..."
"Lingdang thinks that my sister should be called Your Majesty the Emperor!"
"Lingdang, you are too stupid. Don't speak. Rachel thinks she should be called your majesty's sister! Anyway, she is the big sister! She is very, very big!"
I also discovered one thing, this group of three-inch guys like to discuss issues very much when they gather together - they can discuss any topic enthusiastically and forget about the matter in front of them in an instant.
But I don't find this annoying at all. Sandora also looked at the group of little ones with a very happy smile: The irritability we accumulated in Shadow City seemed to have disappeared under the healing of these groups of pistachios.
A jingle bell is enough to keep the whole family happy. Now we have...have...
I held Dingdang in front of me: "How many people are here? I think it's tens of thousands, right?"
"No way," Dingdang proudly held out her small breasts, which were well-developed for her proportions, "It looks like a lot, but it's actually only over a thousand. This is the first batch to arrive. The other sisters
Heading this way..."
When I think about it, many times the intuitive judgment of quantity will be wrong - especially when such a large group of three-inch men are gathered together, it is even harder to say how accurate they are. I grabbed Ding Dong and looked around.
, and found that all the little ones were now staying about one meter away from themselves: for them, it was a quite far distance. The little ones were standing or sitting, and many of them were sitting behind the sofa with only their little ones exposed.
My head came out, and countless pairs of curious big eyes looked here. The majestic three-inch ding just fell on the coffee table in front of me, and bowed in a very popular manner: "Doudou says hello to you! Doudou is the oldest sister here.
, so I am the leader! I am very happy to be a guest of His Majesty the Emperor. Sister Goddess asked Doudou to convey some greetings to you, but I forgot them so I lost them!"
I think the majesty of Sancun Ding is limited to this.
"Well, no need to be polite, just treat it as your own home and play as you like." I looked at these little ones. Some of them could no longer bear their temper and started to fly around the living room curiously. They were so interested in these little guys.
Speaking of which, going for a walk under the sofa is probably like an adventure. I had some serious thoughts about "the goddess of life's collective mission to the capital of the empire" before (really only a little bit), but now this
Seriously, there are no scum left: these little guys are here to play. You can think of them as naughty kids who come to play at home. They are Ding Dong’s friends first. They are the goddess of life second. What I want to do
, just to entertain thousands of naughty children, "Well, there may not be enough space here. After you all get together, there will probably be no room. I will open a portal for you to go to the shadow space later, and Dingdang's temple will also
over there……"
According to Dingdang's habits, I know that when a clingy little guy like the Goddess of Life teleports directly to his friends, they call this a "humanoid beacon". Looking at the battle in front of him, Dingdang should be in
The family accepted the teleportation application, so a large group of little ones were all crammed into this house. They probably haven't seen the magnificent sight of the Shadow City yet.
However, I soon discovered that not many people in this group of little ones seemed to be listening to what I was saying: they were already minding their own sightseeing in this big house, and the largest group followed Dingdang, who was giving
My sisters introduced the situation here:
"This is a TV. Although I don't know how it works, it's very powerful!"
"This is a clock. I don't know what it's used for, but it's very powerful!"
"This is an air conditioner. I don't know what it does, but it's very powerful!"
"This is Jun's coat and where Dingdang sleeps!"
Surrounded by a group of sisters, the three-inch boy introduced his living environment with great interest. Although I couldn't see the little guy's expression, I could imagine that the guy looked arrogant and proud now, with a group of three-inch boys following him.
Behind Dingdang, exclamations of oh oh oh ah kept coming out. They were full of curiosity about everything here, including the family’s slippers and the wastepaper basket placed in the corner. Sandora and I looked at each other and looked at each other at the same time.
I saw deep powerlessness in my eyes, and at this time, the only three San Cun Dings who were still staying with us were running around on the coffee table. I suddenly remembered that I hadn’t had time to ask about the whereabouts of the rest of the family.
, so he grabbed a little kid and asked, "Do you know where your family members have gone?"
"Go out to catch the other sisters!" The little one who was lifted up by my wings continued to step in the air for several seconds before reacting. He said in a daze, "Because the window was open when I came here, Ding Dong
If I didn’t tell everyone clearly in time, a few sisters ran out!”
I suddenly had white hair on my forehead and said, "Why didn't you tell me earlier?"
"Because you didn't ask." The strange goddess San Cun Ding said confidently.
I thought to myself that what I was most worried about at the beginning happened so easily: the liberalism and super high mobility of these little goddesses are hard to guard against! But just when I got up and planned to go out to find others, there was a sudden burst of sound in the yard.
The familiar sound of laughing and joking - those guys who went out to catch the goddess are back.
The first person to run in was Qian Qian. She was wearing a big sun hat and carrying a huge net bag on her shoulders: the kind of thing children use to catch butterflies and dragonflies. She was dressed as if she had returned from a spring outing.
.Behind Qianqian were a bunch of little girls from the family, followed by Xiaoxue and Lin Xue, then the five members of the God Clan and the elder sister - everyone was carrying a huge net bag on their shoulders, it was like a whole family group.
Looking like they were going out for a spring outing. The fox and the nanny Jill followed at the end of the team. The fox was also disguised: the big tails were probably hidden by magic, and he wore a big sunhat like Qianqian's on his head.
, as soon as he entered the door, the fox threw his hat aside, and the ears on his head trembled, as if he was holding back his breath.
I noticed that the fox had several patches of gray and black on his face, which made him look a little embarrassed.
"I've caught them all, I've caught them all!" Xiaoxue shouted, throwing off her shoes and running over with her bare feet, scaring away countless insects along the way. She placed a huge insect box in the
On the coffee table, after opening the door of the box, I saw a dozen green figures rushing out of it, and then the thunderous applause of countless figurine goddesses sounded in the living room...well, buzzing applause.
I looked at the insect trap bags Qian Qian and others carried on their shoulders, and the insect box on the coffee table, and felt that my three views in the past twenty years were over today...
"Ah, dad, are you back?" Only then did Xiaoxue notice her father sitting on the sofa, and Shandora sitting on the other side. The naughty child happily rushed over and nuzzled me in my arms.
Next, "Dad, your daughter has made a meritorious service. All the goddess sisters who ran away have been captured, and there has been no incident that would cause the collapse of ordinary people's outlook on life!"
"Actually, it caused a bit of a breakdown." My sister put on her shoes and walked over with a troubled smile on her face. As soon as she sat on the sofa, several little goddesses curiously landed on her head and started chattering: It looks like
Sister-in-law's affinity is indeed quite obvious, "This season, a group of people ran into the city park in full gear to catch dragonflies - although the little ones were not seen, the commotion we caused was already considerable."
Lin Xue sat next to me holding a bottle of fresh orange and said, "It's okay. I've already explained to the two reporters that these are performance art enthusiasts experiencing life..."
I wiped the cold sweat from my forehead: "You might as well not explain."
The eldest lady gave me a roll of her eyes, and suddenly felt something under her body, so she quickly took out a dizzy little person from under her butt: "Ah! Oops - I feel like I fainted from sitting down!"