To a certain extent, Professor Shikoku's theory is correct.
Many times, intelligence cannot solve all problems, and an IQ of 290 cannot allow you to master a foreign language that you have never been exposed to. But - note, this is a word full of all kinds of drama, I am too
I like to use this word - but Pandora doesn't just have a super genius little brain.
She also has a data sharing system that is always connected to a real-time updated database, and hundreds of subordinate commanders who continuously upload various knowledge materials to it.
This leads to…
In the meantime, the little Loli stood up expressionlessly, and gave a two-minute speech in standard Berlin accent, speaking at a speed of three words per second, amidst the looks of people around her who either watched the show or expressed sympathy.
Then I saw Professor Shikoku's face suddenly turned dark and oily.
Although my not-so-outstanding IQ and my poor German scores made it impossible for me to understand what the little girl just said, one thing is for sure, Pandora definitely didn’t say anything nice.
By asking the enthusiastic audience member A sitting in front of us, I roughly understood the meaning of the tongue twister just now.
To put it implicitly, it means using various methods to evaluate the other person’s intelligence and thereby gain a sense of superiority in one’s own IQ...
To put it bluntly, it means: You are mentally retarded!
Such words are really in line with the arrogant Pandoraha...
The old face of Professor Shikoku in front of him was darkened for a long time, and then he finally broke out. With a very fluent English and a righteous expression, he hit the arrogant little loli opposite him.
Pandora remained expressionless and responded in a more fluent London accent for three minutes.
Then Professor Shikoku became even more furious, and a loud Japanese sentence brought the atmosphere of the entire class to a climax - but I could already see an uneasy expression on Shikoku's dark face.
Pandora once again evaluated the opponent's intelligence with a three-minute impromptu speech in Japanese.
Then Mr. Shikoku said something again, and he was completely dumbfounded - this is easy to understand. When the other party keeps scolding you in various languages, as a person who is proud to master four foreign languages
Awesome man, if you turn around and reply in a foreign language that you just used, it will definitely be a very embarrassing thing. Since it is also embarrassing, it is better to remain silent and save energy.
In the next thirty minutes until the end of get out of class, we really saw what real international curses are. The little girl continued to use English, German, Japanese, French, Russian, Korean, Yugoslavian, Egyptian, and even Shiling in a non-stop and unfluctuating tone. The language of the world, the language of the demons, the language of the elves of a certain world, the language of the dwarves, and the dialects from God knows that corner of the world have dealt a cruel and inhumane saturation blow to Mr. Shikoku. I guess if the bell doesn’t ring after class, this girl can talk until tomorrow without repeating the same story. It's going to be dawn - this has to be a conservative estimate.
The moment the bell rang, I clearly saw Professor Shikoku's whole body hunched over.
It is estimated that he will not be able to escape the shadow of today during his lifetime.
This time, people around her really looked at Pandora like a monster. A twelve-year-old lolita who could curse the professor in dozens of languages in class was like a blind dog no matter where she was thrown.
The pearl of the eye!
I stretched out my hand and pinched Pandora's face, which felt so good, and kneaded it like dough. I whispered in a low voice: "Okay, damn girl, this time the limelight will be big..."
Pandora looked up at me, then lowered her head and launched a headbutt attack on my chest.
"If I have such a great IQ, why worry about the credits..." Liu Feng, a tragic man who has been diligent for thousands of years, was shocked by Pandora, but his tone was full of sour feeling. It was obvious that this diligent man wanted to kill himself
The tragic man who was tied up in the library but ranked last in the school for a long time was full of jealousy in front of this talented girl who was late every day, ate snacks, hid in her brother's arms and acted coquettishly, and besides being jealous, she kept making love to herself.
To have such a powerful brain.
You can continue the tragedy. If you think about it with hemorrhoids, you will know that it is impossible for the human brain to keep up with the quantum computing core...
After successfully defeating a professor, Pandora was obviously in a good mood. I could almost feel the little girl cheering deep in her heart, as if a naughty girl had found her favorite toy.
Since spending a lot of time with Lin Xue, the source of infection, Pandora likes to tease people more and more - well, this is a good thing, it is much better than thinking about how to destroy the Pacific Fleet all day long.
As a result, the next two classes became a hell for those awesome professors who wanted to have degree certificates and honorary medals all over their bodies.
The mental pressure brought by an expert in all fields who can use fifty-eight foreign languages to discuss with you any theory that has been studied by humans is definitely more than these professors can bear. They must be secretly cursing in their hearts. They are obviously two
Special students who have been told to attend classes freely come here to cause trouble. Isn't this clearly looking for trouble?
God is my witness, I just want to experience the legendary college life. It is Pandora who is causing trouble, okay?
So in the end, we, brother and sister, were ordered not to take a step closer to the classroom.
Don't wonder why I was also strictly prohibited from approaching the classroom, because Pandora said this: "I am with my brother. Wherever my brother is, I will be there."
In the end, the poor big-backed professor sent the two of us out with almost tears in his eyes. I clearly remember that surrounded by students from all directions who shocked Pandora to heaven, that professor's face suddenly looked as old as his twilight years.
Since Pandora and I had to go back, Qian Qian was naturally too lazy to stay in class and listen to the Bible, so she found an excuse and asked for leave to leave.
By the way, this girl's reason turned out to be "My pet at home is afraid of being lonely, so I have to go back and stay with it for half a month...". Thinking of the professor gritting his teeth and nodding with a smile, I really felt that Lin Xue's power was so exaggerated.
Extremely admired.
Listening to classes at school is not as accurate and efficient as going home and sharing the database with Pandora, so we chose to go home directly.
Speaking of going home, because of schooling, we have now found a house outside, and my sister has also moved here. Of course, the money has to be reimbursed by Lin Xue, the man who has been wronged for thousands of years. Since it has been demolished continuously, it is equivalent to two people.
A combatant-class landing ship, Miss Lin is still happy to pay for this amount of money...
Now Qianqian is also living with us. My relationship with her was originally approved by Uncle Xu, and since we are both adults who have almost entered society, Uncle Xu also acquiesced in our being together - and tragically speaking
In a word, although we have two lovers, Shandora and Qianqian, our relationship between men and women is still pure...
When we got home, we found that Sandora had already arrived home.
She yawned and leaned on the sofa in the living room, looking lazy as if she was not going to get up even if the world came to an end. Not far away, Anweina, dressed as a maid, was humming a ditty and cleaning, looking like she was enjoying herself.
Look.
I feel that bringing Anweina here was the wisest decision I have ever made in my life. As a maid who has received orthodox maid training since she was twelve years old, Anweina has brought her work to an almost magical level.
I really can't understand how she can clean the entire villa in one afternoon and afford the food for the whole family without any pressure, and she also has a well-educated and gentle temper.
Hard-working character and other qualities that a perfect maid must possess, even the most picky person cannot find any fault in her as a servant - she is not one of those cosplayers who only have empty airs.
But a real professional maid who can take care of people.
It is no exaggeration to say that if she goes out to work as a nanny, she will definitely be able to dominate the domestic service industry in Asia, Africa and Europe within half a year, and become the dream of all home-based creatures in the world... Ahem, my mouth is floating.
But according to Anweina's description, it was nothing. Each of the sisters who worked with her at the time could do as well as her. Even in the Kingdom of Lordaeron at that time, people like her who had not received higher education
The maid can only be regarded as second-rate - damn, the people of Azeroth are so good at enjoying themselves, they deserve to be targeted by Sargeras.
To sum up, I think it was a very wise thing for me to bring Anweina back at that time. Of course, it was not only because I got a nanny who could do all the housework and had unlimited energy for free, but also because this fully satisfied a certain person.
The soul of a house that people dream of having a private maid...
But there is one thing that needs to be explained. Although Anweina is very good, it would be more perfect if she could pay a little attention to her usual amazing moves...
I glanced at Anweina speechlessly, who was floating in the air and put her head through the wall to check whether the room opposite was clean. I felt like I was experiencing the midnight ring every day.
"You also skipped class? Where are the little guys? Why isn't sister here?" I pulled Sandora, who was occupying the entire sofa by herself, upright, and then looked around, but I didn't find that she was usually the most noisy and the best at stopping it.
of several people.
"Can you ask separately?" Sandora shook her blond hair, then threw herself on the thick carpet specially prepared for her with a roar and started rolling - why is this girl looking more and more like a cat?
"I skipped class because the old bald man's lecture was really boring and he kept looking at me lustfully, so I asked him to take off his clothes and sing 'My Sun' in front of the administration building for two hours, and then I left.
came back……"
...Sister, your way of skipping class is even better than Pandora's...
Sandora lay on the ground without grace, and then clapped her fingers and said: "It's time for Little Paopao to buy new clothes, so Chen Qian took her out on the street. Paopao was playing games in the study on the second floor.
People are paying bills at the age of 25 and brushing mountains and seas. Dingdang is in his room, maybe sleeping, maybe planting flowers, or maybe studying stones..."
"Studying stones?" I expressed surprise. The first two are understandable, but why is Dingdang interested in stones?
At this moment, we suddenly heard a loud "bang" sound from upstairs, as if something exploded.
Sandora sat up, nodded and said, "It seems that she is studying stones."