The first thousand three hundred and seventy-seventh chapters of a night of tossing people
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This is the first night I have spent in the God Realm this time. Maybe I am a little too familiar with my bed. I always feel uneasy when I go to bed at night. I am always tossing between being half asleep and half awake, as if there is always something in my mind.
Things were spinning, and I couldn't calm down at all. But I really wanted to dig into what I was thinking, but I couldn't sum it up. I just lay there half-drowsed and half-confused, vaguely feeling that the night was almost over.
, and I vaguely felt that the door seemed to be moving, and I felt that someone was walking around in the room - but this should be all an illusion. With my current perception and alertness, if someone approached, I would definitely be able to wake up from the dazed state in an instant.
It's time to wake up.
But soon, I really felt that someone was in the room, and that person circled half a circle around the bed and was now standing in front of me.
I opened my eyes slightly, and dimly saw a figure standing next to the bed. This figure was tall and elegant, with its back to the window. I couldn't see the figure's face clearly in the backlight. I could only see a few wisps of silvery white faintly in the night.
Floating, his eyes moved upward, and a pair of blood-red eyes met his own in the darkness, lifeless, cold and lifeless.
I was completely awake this time, and I exclaimed: "Hey, I'm going!", and then subconsciously jumped up from the bed. But maybe I was used to the layout of my room at home, and I forgot about the ice cube.
The bedroom of the Si family has a lot of messy high-end and foreign-style furnishings: I knocked over a tall crystal table next to the bed, and there was a loud crash.
Bingtis's soul also woke up this time, and shouted in confusion: "What a fool! I have been insomnia for most of the night and just fell asleep. What the hell are you doing! Why do you have so many things to do with me...
…Oh shit, why is my body standing there! You, a beast, finally couldn’t hold back and wanted to pull my ignorant body over and destroy it?!”
"Girls, be careful what you say." I really admired myself for still having the energy to argue with Bingtis at this time, and then activated the crystal lamp in the room, and the soft light suddenly filled the room. "I don't know what's going on.
When I opened my eyes, she was standing there—it shocked me!”
The person standing beside the bed with her back to the window was Bingtis's soul-departed body. Thinking about it, it must be her who just opened the door and walked around the room for a long time. I was very surprised why I was so alert this time.
My sexual and sensory abilities are so slow. I thought about it for a while and then I realized: Bingtis’s soul is now one with mine, so her body is not an “outsider” to me at all, just like you wouldn’t be to yourself.
Her hands and feet were on alert. I guess even if her body was trying to rush towards me and assassinate me, I might not be able to react - this is so amazing.
"Is it possible that she still remembers the words I told her to 'keep up' before setting off?" I calmed down and walked forward dumbfounded. Bingtis's body just stared at me as I approached.
It took a long time for her eyes to blink. She was wearing a pure white pajamas, her expression was calm and peaceful, and her silver hair fell to the ground like a waterfall. This image was completely different from her usual appearance of running around in a black dress, but
I don't care about appreciating the figure of this enchanting lady. I'm thinking about one thing right now: How to get this cerebral palsy version of Sister Bing out?
She has arms and legs and can move around. Even if she is sent back to the room, she will most likely run over again. Now it is certain that the sentence "follow the man in front of you" has become an indispensable rule in her mind.
The death order has been changed, unless she is tied up in her own room... Even tying her up may not work. This female gangster is so powerful! She is the only freak other than the Dragon God who can beat the Flying Dragon God with her fists. I have witnessed it with my own eyes.
I have seen the horrifying sight of her throwing Lin away.
When someone is unlucky enough to drink water, their teeth are stuck. I just grabbed Bingtis’s arm to send her back to the room when I heard the sound I least wanted to hear coming from outside the door. Before I could react,
Uncle Kuvain and his wife broke in: "What's going on? Just now a patrol guard reported that this..."
Daddy Bing and Mama Bing faced each other face to face, and time stopped at this moment. Then Daddy Bing saw her precious daughter standing behind me in pajamas, with a face that looked like she had just woken up (actually she had dead fish eyes), and behind us
, the big bed is messy (I don’t sleep well).
My precious treasure is solemn: "Actually, this is a mistake..."
Daddy Bing rushed up to me and interrupted me. I thought he was going to fight me, but he grabbed my hand and looked excited like he was in the late stages of Parkinson's disease: "Have you decided what to name your child?"
I quickly asked the old man to calm down: "Actually, this is really a mistake..."
Bing's mother also came up and grabbed the a little excited Bing's father: "Look at what you look like. When you get older, you can't be steady. Is now the time to consider this matter?"
I sighed, Aunt Aishali was indeed much more reliable than Bingtis's fickle father. But before I could be moved for a while, Bing's mother also grabbed my arm: "Where is the child?"
Have you thought about going to school?"
I almost cried. We are indeed a family. Bing’s mother thinks further than Bing’s father...
"Dad! Mom! You two, please don't cause any trouble!" At this time, Bingtis couldn't help but speak, "My body just ran in for no reason! Chen was just startled by her,
How far do you want to go!"
Taking advantage of the moment when the Couine and his wife were slightly dazed, I finally found a chance to intervene and quickly explained the whole situation in one breath. This misunderstanding is not a matter of a few words. Once I can't explain it clearly, I don't think I can think of it for a long time.
Qingxian, especially Uncle Kuvain, is super mobile. What if he and (that’s the right word) Bingma ran to the Shadow City carrying three or four tons of children’s clothes and announced that they would help their daughter take care of the children? Don’t say it yet.
As soon as the news spreads about whether Shandora and the others will kill each other out of righteousness, you won't be able to find a scandal with higher ratings than this one in the entire empire for at least three years...
I don’t know how credible what I said is. Anyway, the two parents looked dubious. Of course, the greater possibility is that they would rather not believe it than to let me admit it. The more I think about this possibility, the more likely it is.
high.
But at the critical moment, Bingtis was still the most powerful one. She said something faintly, and Bing's father and mother were silent: "Mom and dad, imagine having sex with yourself from a first-person perspective - do you think I can allow this?"
Did something happen?"
Uncle Kuvayin's expression was tangled for a while, and he looked here with great regret: "Really?"
I nodded vigorously. Then I nodded vigorously while pressing the dead fish-eyed Bingtis next to me. Finally, I looked at the two parents dumbfounded: "What, you guys have a bit of a mentality... Bingtis is your daughter, what's the big deal in your life?"
I can do whatever I want. Especially in today's situation, I think it's normal development for you to summon all the temple guards to hunt me down..."
Uncle Kuvain had returned to his usual calm and indifferent appearance as an old nobleman. Hearing this, he suddenly showed a meaningful smile: "Of course we know."
I was creeped out by his smile, and quickly took half a step back: "Well, that's good...actually, I think so. Bingtis doesn't have any ideas about this yet. Anyway, God has unlimited lifespan, so you don't need to give her too much."
A lot of pressure, right? In fact, she usually has a headache about this, and she complains to me not once or twice. As an outsider, I shouldn’t... Why are your eyes so strange?"
Kuvain and Aisali looked at each other ambiguously, as if they had reached some tacit understanding, and then the former looked over with a meaningful smile: "Okay then. You guys should rest first, there will be trouble tonight.
It’s awesome enough.”
Then the couple turned around and asked mysteriously. I was still confused, so I subconsciously said hello. Uncle Kuvain didn't look back, but just said the last sentence leisurely: "You are according to me."
The only person I know who is special to Bingtis is that girl who never takes the initiative to complain about her private affairs to other people, including me and her mother."
The room finally became quiet, and this ridiculous oooo finally ended safely. Only Bingtis’ soul-departed body and I were left looking at each other, well. I also looked at each other spiritually with Bingtis’s soul.
"What did your dad mean in the end?" I pondered for a moment, "Hey, Bingtis, is what he said true? You have never..."
"Don't ask, I'm upset," Bingtis replied angrily, "I can't even sleep well - just put me on the bed."
Me: "...Huh?"
"What are you still doing? She will come running over again!" Bingtis shouted loudly in my mind, "She must only remember one thing now. That is to follow you at all times. The longer the soul is out of the body, the longer the body is.
The weaker your thinking ability is, children should know this. You promised my dad to take good care of my body, so let’s start now: take me to bed and go to bed, unless you are embarrassed to see a girl dressed in
I'll stand in front of your bed like this for half the night."
"Yes, my goddess," I sighed, knowing that Bingtis would be arrogant like ordinary girls, and her arrogance was even more powerful. It was best not to expect to be able to reason with her.
"Then you stay on the bed and I'll make the floor."
Bingtis was silent for a while, and then spoke in a low voice: "No, I'm stuck with you. Do you think your floor still belongs to one person?"
You think this is such a complicated problem!
I went through tons of thoughts in an instant, and my thoughts were so complicated that I didn’t even know what I was thinking. But in the end, those chaotic thoughts slowly receded, and I suddenly felt that I might have figured something out, and I suddenly felt relaxed.
"Huh? Chen, what were you thinking about just now?" Bingtis must have been able to feel the movement of the other half of his soul, and immediately asked curiously, "Why do I feel... a chill?"
"It's nothing, your illusion." I chuckled, and then I hugged Bingtis's body sideways with ease. It was really strange. Now I realized that I wouldn't feel any awkwardness even if I hugged her. You said
When did this become like this?
I carefully put her on the bed and helped her arrange her hair. After doing it for a long time, my obsessive-compulsive disorder was forced out: "Why is your hair so difficult to take care of!"
"Why are you bothering me? My hair won't be messy."
"...I have obsessive-compulsive disorder. What do you do with your hair when you sleep? Do you keep it under your body or hang it outside the bed? Or do you get a special hairstyle for sleeping in advance?"
After hearing my question, Bingtis suddenly fell silent and remained silent for half a minute. Finally, she shouted angrily: "Look at your unlucky question! I'm so confused! How do I usually sleep?"
Coming-"
I was dumbfounded: "...I seem to have remembered a joke..."
"Shut up."
"Okay, I won't talk anymore." I shrugged and carefully arranged Bingtis's hair, which was almost as long as her body, outside the bed, making it into a silver waterfall. Then when I saw her eyes still open, I
He stretched out his hand to help her close her eyelids: "Sleep well. Don't run around this time."
It took a second for my hair to stand on end: Why does this scene look so like Bingtis's death with eyes open?
Holding back the thought of "die with eyes closed", I carefully lay down on the other side of the bed - after all, it was quite embarrassing. Fortunately, the Bingtis family is rich, or in other words, every protoss is rich, so this bed requires
If it were stretched any longer, it would be enough to park a tank. I carefully sat down on this large bed that could be described as vast, keeping a sufficient distance from the graceful body next to me. Bingtis has always been tough.
As expected, the female gangster shrank when she met the real one. She remained silent for a long time before she tremblingly choked out a sentence: "You beast, you are absolutely not allowed to do anything. I have no ability to resist now, so you have to take advantage of me while I'm sleeping."
Try..."
Me: "Aren't you afraid of the sky and the earth? Just now I said you were not willing to lay the floor."
"Stop talking nonsense, I am a girl after all. It would be so heartless to not have a sense of crisis at this time. Damn it, I don't want to sleep on the floor. I have to worry all the time when I wake up and find that I am pushing myself from the first perspective, you know
How entangled is this goddess now?"
A woman's heart is like a needle in the sea. Sister Bing's heart is probably equivalent to a needle melted into a lump of titanium alloy. Anyway, I can't figure it out. The corners of my mouth turned up and I smiled: Of course, Bingtis will definitely not be able to see it.
Then I turned my back to her body: This is a must. In any case, the goddess has a surprisingly good figure. Even perfect is not enough to describe it. Even with a thin quilt, it is difficult to conceal Sister Bing's stunning figure.
The figure, coupled with the beautiful side face that adds a sense of holiness and serenity in the night, even if I have no problem with my concentration, I may still keep my eyes open until dawn. Isn't this just causing trouble for myself?
But I don’t know if I care too much and have an illusion. Although I am far away, I still feel the warm body temperature and the unique fragrance of Bingdis coming from close at hand. I feel my soul.
There was another source of restlessness in the book, and I couldn't help but ask, "Aren't you asleep yet?"
"...Forget it, I'm still thinking about how to put my hair down when sleeping..."
My heart suddenly calmed down and I no longer struggled. I played the voices and smiles of Sandra and the others dozens of times in my mind, and fell into a deep sleep.
The short second half of the night finally passed safely.
I felt like I had just slept for a short while. The sky became bright outside the window. I opened my eyes and saw a strange ceiling. It took me a moment to react before I remembered that I was at Bingtis's house. Then I recalled everything that happened last night.
She got up and quickly looked to her side: Fortunately, Sister Bing's body didn't move around in the middle of the night. She was still lying in the same position. She didn't come around in an ambiguous manner, nor did she sleep in a bad state.
**Welfare broadcaster: I am very worried that if this thing really happens, Bing Daddy and Bingma will immediately dare to kidnap me with a stroller and take me to the Father's Temple to have Father God witness the marriage...
Fortunately, she caused such a big trouble yesterday, but now she is sleeping soundly: being brainless is indeed a happy thing.
I got up, went to the ground, and changed clothes - at the beginning, Sandora was quite entangled with me and Bingtis, what should I do when changing clothes, but within two days, she no longer bothered with such minutiae.
, it turns out that people are not accustomed to it because they are not forced to do that. Bingtis's lazy voice also sounded in his mind at the right time: "Oh, morning."
"You're awake, why don't you sleep a little longer?" I greeted her naturally. After being stuck together for so many days, I have almost developed the habit of getting up early and saying good morning to Bingtis. It won't be the same as before.
For the first two or three days, I would be startled when I suddenly heard her greeting me in the morning.
"Ah, I didn't sleep at all," Bingtis's voice sounded particularly weak, "I'm so tired."
"You didn't sleep for the rest of the night?!" I was shocked, "How could you be so heartless and still have insomnia?"
"...Go away, where do you put your hair when you are trying to sleep? Don't talk to me. If I get angry, I will annoy you to death by singing."
I:"……"
My sister Da Bing is actually so cute sometimes - her obsessive-compulsive disorder must have reached the point of being incurable, right?
"Wait, something suddenly occurred to me," I couldn't help but talk to Bingtis, because her body had woken up, and in accordance with the "highest order", she stood behind me with a blank expression, wearing light clothes.
pajamas, "How to dress her?"
"...Don't think about taking advantage. Close your eyes, turn around, block your perception, and let me wear it myself."
I obeyed obediently, but only after I turned around did I realize: "What's the point!"
"Oh, I forgot that I am stuck with you. You can't see me and I can't see you either."
So the two of us struggled over this simple question until Mo's voice sounded outside the door: The housekeeper came to see if the guests had gotten up and informed us that breakfast was ready.
I immediately felt that my brain was ruined: How many maids are there in the temple! Even worse, there is a housekeeper! Who changed Bingtis’s pajamas last night! Why do we suddenly have such intelligence?
Not enough?
Bingtis and I had a discussion. In the end, Sister Bing felt that the two of them had been stuck together for too long, and one of them had lowered the average IQ. Then until we got to the dining room, we both tried our best to deny that he had lowered the IQ.
That person is myself... (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendations and monthly votes. Your support is my biggest motivation.)