(On the occasion of Double Eleven, I would like to stop updating to celebrate...)
After dinner in the evening, Qianqian couldn't sit still at home anymore, so she dragged me out to go shopping. It was still early, and at 8:30 pm, it was the time to go out for a walk and visit the night market, so I followed
She came out together.
Although cities on earth cannot be compared with places like Shadow City, looking at Qianqian's cheerful appearance along the way, I guess as long as I accompany her, this girl can feel the excitement of the Amazon even in the park in the middle of the street.
Bar.
Speaking of which, I run around all day long, and the distance I walk every day has been extended to an incredible extent. I even went to the God Realm just now, but I haven’t walked around my home for a long time. I just walked around today.
I even felt strange for a moment as soon as I went out. The small owner of the street supermarket greeted me warmly: "Hey, I haven't seen you for a while. Are you back from a business trip?"
...Actually, the truth was revealed in one sentence.
Just like every time we go shopping in the past, Qian Qian is always running in front. Our goal must always follow this girl's shifting attention. She may linger at a roadside food stall for half an hour, or
I might suddenly get the idea to go to the park to count stars, or in the middle of counting stars I might run to see those colorfully-dressed bearded men selling Tibetan knives. Anyway, no matter where I go, I just follow them cheerfully, and follow them happily.
Just push back when you make suggestions like "How about we go to the White House to scare Obama?"
This girl has a magical power. People around her can't help but feel as if they have been trapped in a small world with a rhythm that is completely different from the surrounding environment. Qianqian and I walked on the commercial street where people were busy and bustling.
, but our world only has a radius of two meters. This is probably why since childhood, only the two of us have been able to play with each other: there are no primates in this world who can keep up with Qian Qian's rhythm.
Qianqian is very happy. But there is one thing that makes her feel awkward even if she is heartless: we also have a light bulb...
Sister Bing's body was still following behind her step by step, her expression blank and silent. Anyway, no matter where Qianqian and I went, we would always look back and see a pair of dead fish eyes staring at us unblinkingly from behind.
Sometimes I can even scare myself if I turn around so fast. At first, I was worried that I would lose this unintelligent version of Sister Bing if I walked too fast. Now I even doubt that even if I and Qian Qian ran to Brazil in an instant, this person would
The body can dig a hole in place through the center of the earth and continue to follow us.
So the two of them taking a walk turned into a threesome.
As I walked, I felt something was wrong with the atmosphere around me, because there were a lot of curious eyes around me. Moreover, the number of passers-by behind me and Qian Qian was obviously increasing. Although these passers-by were not very close, they were obviously following me out of curiosity.
of.
My first reaction was that there was something wrong with Bingtis's look, but I quickly remembered that there was no need to worry: of course, the distinctive image of the Dark Goddess cannot appear directly in front of ordinary people: ankle-length silver hair and blood-red eyes.
This look will easily attract the police if she appears on the street after 8:30 in the evening. Especially since her expression is still stiff and her steps are erratic. If I lead her out directly, I can probably follow her and spread realgar wine along the way - so ice
There is a layer of long-lasting illusion disguise on my body. Her image to ordinary people is that of an ordinary young woman with long hair reaching her waist. In order to reduce her presence, she also covers her face with her hair. So there is no problem with her style.
But soon I realized what the problem was: in the eyes of others, I was probably leading my girlfriend out for a stroll, and there was a resentful woman like Sadako walking half a meter behind me... I suddenly figured this out.
Suddenly, his whole body was shocked, and he understood why even though Bingtis was wearing a disguise, he was still followed by the crowd of onlookers.
So I quickly communicated with Qianqian, and the two of them grabbed Bingtis's arm one by one. Leading her slowly forward, Qianqian also guided her carefully: "Slow down, okay, left
Foot...right foot...that's it. Don't panic, we'll be home in a minute..."
I smiled to the people around me and said, "My brain was damaged by drug poisoning when I was a child. Take her out to breathe fresh air..."
The onlookers dispersed one after another, and Bingtis' soul thundered in the spiritual connection: "Your brain is broken! Both of your brains are broken! Can't you come up with a reliable explanation?!"
Qianqian and I finally led Bingtis to the park in the middle of the street where there was no one around. Listening to the soul of this gangster goddess still roaring continuously, we suddenly burst into laughter. It took a long time for me to be the first to stabilize.
, looked seriously at Bingtis's golden body with dead fish eyes: "Forget it, with her by our side, it's better for us not to go out. Meeting a group of aunts watching Korean dramas is a trivial matter. What if we meet some righteous people?
It’s a huge misunderstanding that it won’t be fun if we kidnap a disabled girl.”
Bingtis continued to rage: "You are the one with a disability! You are both disabled!"
The night trip with Qian Qian ended in an anticlimactic manner. After returning home, we shared this little episode that happened on the road with our family. Amidst Sister Bing’s furious protest, Sandora remembered it.
In the General History of the Empire, it was almost time to go to sleep, and then...then something very extraordinary happened.
Just like before I set off, Qianqian and Sandora came to the room holding pillows to conduct "surveillance". I lay between the two of them, thinking that I was actually a great and innocent young man, and then... like many
As people had guessed, the bedroom door was pushed open.
The fish-eyed Sister Bing came to the bed in her pajamas (which Anweina helped her put on) without looking away. She climbed onto the bed openly and openly under the stunned gazes of Sandora and Qian Qian - and also put Qian Qian on the bed by the way.
It squeezed down slightly.
After all, no matter how big the bed is, it is limited. It is already overloaded with three people lying on it. Now that there is an extra Bingdis, it will not be enough. Qian Qian stood on the ground and looked at Bingdis stupidly.
Si lay where she was, her face slowly darkening.
"Actually, there are very complicated reasons..." I sat up with the realization that I would die with my moral integrity, and slapped Sister Bing (body) who was sitting up with me and laid her down, "She has been completely bound now.
By my side: including when sleeping..."
Shandora and Qianqian sat across from each other holding pillows with serious expressions, while lying next to them was the dead fish-eyed Bingtis who had no expression at all. I want to see two girls with over 100 million fighting power decide to kill each other in a righteous way.
I explained to them why there was an extra person on the bed, and made them believe that nothing happened to them even if they slept with this sister with a 36e bust every day in the past few days. There is a sport in this world called extreme survival, in which
The projects include giving birth on the Xizhimen Overpass, robbing a bank on the day the police are paid, going to a gay bar for a night, and staying here at this moment.
The only thing I feel lucky about now is that I have a clear conscience, so I wiped the cold sweat on my forehead and told Sandora and Qianqian about the situation I encountered in the God Realm, including Bingtis's magical parents...
Fifteen minutes later, I looked at Shandora and Qianqian as if they were dead: "Can you put down the pillows?"
I was really worried that they would suddenly hit the pillow at forty times the speed of sound: with their arm strength, this was not impossible.
Qian Qian raised her face and looked at the ceiling at a 45-degree angle, with a very sad expression: "But there is no room for four people to sleep!"
Shandora and I were dumbfounded at the same time. We never expected that this girl, who had been melancholy and entangled, was actually planning how four people should sleep on the same bed. With such a daughter-in-law, what can you say? Anyway, I suddenly
I ran the words "sleeping with a big quilt", "arrogance and licentiousness" and "moral corruption" in my mind several times. Of course, I just scrolled the screen, because I know that Qianqian is not completely heartless, she is just convinced
There are some things that you don’t have to worry about, so you don’t have to worry about it anymore. This girl seems to have a simple mind, but in fact she may be a bit wise and foolish - she knew from the beginning that nothing could happen between me and Bingtis
Anything that requires mosaic.
The two of us grew up together. Qian Qian probably knows me better than I do myself. This is the fighting power of childhood sweethearts.
So the crisis in front of me has finally passed. Sandora certainly knows that nothing can happen to me and Bingtis, especially this brainless version of Bingtis. However, she still couldn't help but muttered: "That's right.
That said, but I have to watch from here, right?"
What happened next was particularly incredible: the three of us gathered around the corpse-like Bingtis and began to discuss how to let four people sleep on the same bed. Bingtis’s soul was still making suggestions in the spiritual connection. No one felt that this topic
Is there anything wrong? Although under normal standards, just bringing up this topic is morally bankrupt. We discuss it enthusiastically and with great interest. If we don’t consider the causes and consequences, just saying what we are talking about is enough to get us detained.
A dissolute hat...
Finally, Qian Qian took out a piece of paper and used her level of geometric composition to design the distribution of the four people. Finally, she found an arrangement that allowed everyone to squeeze into the bed. This was simply a genius plan.
The only flaw is that this plan requires me to be cut into four pieces and filled in the empty spaces at the four corners of the bed...
At this time, the black leather suitcase under the window sill suddenly opened. A 923 cm tall little girl stood up from inside, clenched her fists and yelled at this side: "Are you going to sleep or not? Don't do this at night!"
If you talk a lot, if you don’t sleep, someone else will!”
I was stunned, shrugged, and went down to the ground holding the pillow and quilt in frustration: "Forget it, I'll make a bed on the floor..."
Bingtis' body immediately jumped down and lay down straight on the ground like a zombie.
I saw that Qianqian and Sandora still wanted to say something. They seemed to have not had enough trouble, and their faces were embarrassed and smiling. Obviously, they had no intention of discussing the issue seriously from the beginning: they were just playing.
But it's really late now. I waved my hands to the two girls: "You guys go to bed quickly and don't make any noise. We'll play tomorrow."
Qian Qian stuck out her tongue in this direction stupidly, and suddenly leaned down from the bed and gave her a kiss. Sandora did the same, and then the two girls said good night to each other and went to sleep in bed.
, leaving me blankly watching them occupying my bed, while I was holding the quilt and preparing to make the floor like a vegetative woman - why did it become like this?
Bingtis also reacted for a while, and then muttered weirdly: "Fuck, do you know what you just did?"
While I took out the mat from the portable space to prepare the floor, I patted Sister Bing's body awake and asked her to wait nearby. I was confused: "What are you doing? Isn't it just to kiss my wife goodnight?"
"...My orientation is normal. That was the first point of view just now. So powerful..." Bingtis murmured, "During the time when I am stuck with you, you are strictly prohibited from being intimate with any of my girls. Do you hear me?"
, think about what it feels like to kiss a man!"
Bingtis fell asleep quickly after complaining. I laid down on the floor and tossed and turned for more than half an hour... This time it was my turn to fall asleep! Master Bing, look at how many things you just lifted that made people shiver.
example!
After a lot of tossing like this, I finally fell asleep in a daze at almost twelve o'clock. In a daze, I had a dream. I dreamed that I was wandering in the lively streets of Shadow City, and there was a Bingtis standing next to me.
One Bingtis. Three Bingtis, a group of Bingtis...I was surrounded by the ocean of Bingtis. There were only 36e in my sight. I was so shocked by the turbulent scenery that I could hardly think. Then these women
The man suddenly dragged up a real man with a big waist, a round waist and a height of eight feet. A carefree voice shouted in his ear:
"Think about what it feels like to kiss a man!"
I was finally frightened awake at this moment. When I opened my eyes, I saw that it was already bright in the room. It turned out that I was sleeping deeply. The night passed as soon as I opened and closed my eyes. I rubbed my eyes and was about to clear my mind.
I suddenly felt the groggy feeling in my ears, and suddenly felt a gust of wind coming from my ears - I had no time to react, and I was violently knocked away by a strong force. At the moment of taking off, I vaguely saw,
What seemed to be a glistening white bare foot was kicking on him.
After an instant of earth-shaking, I found that I was lying head down on the wall, and on the floor where I was originally lying. Bingtis sat up, covering his chest with one hand, while looking at this side in a daze.
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After a while, the other party raised his hand to greet me: "Hey, Chen, are you awake?"
I was stunned for a moment. Only then did I realize that Bingtis in front of me was no longer in a vegetative state. Then I quickly checked my soul. Sure enough - I could no longer feel the sense of disobedience caused by another consciousness in my soul. Sister Bing was completely
, completely separated from his own soul. The woman in front of her with her hands covering her chest, still frightened, is Bingtis who has fully recovered!
"I don't know what happened to me. Anyway, I returned to my own body as soon as I woke up." Bingtis scratched her hair, her expression confused, and then she showed a bright smile, "But anyway, I returned to my original body.
It’s so good, I’ve almost forgotten what touch is.”
I kept my head down and supported the ground with my hands: "Recover, recover, recover, what do you mean by kicking me!"
"Oh, I was shocked when I opened my eyes and saw a man lying next to me - I got up and had low blood pressure."
Me: "...How did you, a god, get your low blood pressure?"
"Shh-" Bingtis suddenly raised her index finger in front of her mouth to make a silent gesture, and pointed at the bed with her finger, "They haven't woken up yet. If you are not afraid of waking up your sister, continue."
I blinked, and then I recalled last night's "four people in the same room" that was not sexy at all. I felt a little incredible: There was such a big movement just now, it's just that Qianqian didn't wake up, why is Sandora so sharp in her six senses?
No one is awake yet?
Of course, I was not interested in delving into this issue, so I got up from the ground out of curiosity, and cautiously came to the bed to wake up the two girls. But as soon as I got closer, I couldn’t hold myself back: the two enchanting girls were hugging each other on the bed.
Together, the lilies are blooming. Qian Qian is pillowing one of Shandora's arms, and Shandora's hand is resting on Qian Qian's chest. Their pajamas are somewhat messy, although they are not completely happy.
It's a leak, but it's enough to arouse people's imagination - I can imagine that Qian Qian's tragic and brutal sleeping appearance last night played a decisive role.
I stood there stunned for a while, then Bingtis came over and handed over a camera: "I know you need this..."
As soon as I subconsciously took over the thing, Sandora and Qianqian woke up together...
It took me five minutes to explain what happened to this sinful camera in my hand, and put all the responsibility on Bingtis. Then Sandora finally noticed that Bingtis had come back to life, and the two good girls
The friends greeted each other cordially, and then a fight broke out without any surprise: Bingtis still remembered who was the one who took the lead in causing harm to his body, and the female gangster said that the first thing she did when she came back to life was to seek revenge on Sandora.
I quickly pulled Qianqian out of the war zone. I washed my face, brushed my teeth, changed clothes, and put everything away. Then I breathed out in a very comfortable and relaxed manner: After so many days, I finally separated from that female gangster. You said the pressure on me these days is
How big!
Moreover, the lively female gangster finally regained her strength, and her familiar daily life was back on track. I felt that the whole world was becoming brighter.
Soon Sandora and Bingtis also packed up and appeared in front of us. At this time, everyone in the family also woke up. Sister Bing Shi Shiran, who had been mentally disabled for many days and finally returned to normal, came down from upstairs, just as she had just done.
The national leaders on the plane waved frequently to any primate in the living room while walking. Sandora and I walked behind, watching and shaking our heads: "Look at her!"
Of course, Bingtis's successful resurrection made the family lively again. In fact, we often get lively like this for some strange reasons. Sometimes it is to celebrate the national football team's goal, sometimes it is to celebrate the national football team's failure to score, and sometimes it is to celebrate the national football team's failure to score.
To celebrate the sale of eggs, sometimes it is to celebrate the sale of eggs yesterday - anyway, we have an extremely large family, and there are all kinds of family members. These guys can always find a reason to make a fuss, and this time the eldest sister's triumphant resurrection is even more special.
This gave the five-man group of gods a sufficient reason to celebrate: Yiersen came up with the idea to sweep across Erli Bridge, and the other gods suddenly agreed.
It's a pity that these gods have been influenced by the special atmosphere of the first family for so long, and they have been tempered to the point where they have only this little ambition left.
But I didn't have time to join in the fun with them, because I still had work to do: after wandering outside for several days, it was time to go to Shadow City to have a look. Tavel's newly developed spaceship was still waiting for acceptance.