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The useless fox and the little crow—God knows how these two came together. Is it because they were once wild animals?
I originally thought that I would just go out with the eldest lady to relax for a day today, but now it seems that I have to bring two oil bottles. Although the little crow looks so big, he has the heart of a child at heart. When he meets someone who goes out to play
There is no way to stop the opportunity. The second-rate fox is an adult with a normal mind. Unfortunately, she is a little stubborn. And more importantly, she has been pampered and pampered in this family for so long. Now she has completely degenerated to the point where she can do nothing but eat, drink and have fun.
Already...
"You first put away your pile of tails," I first showed an apologetic smile to the eldest lady beside me, and then pinched the fuzzy fox's furry ears.
I tell you, you are not allowed to sniff other people, you are not allowed to scare cats and dogs, and you are not allowed to suddenly jump on the wall to catch birds - especially you are not allowed to jump on the wall in front of ordinary people."
"I know, I know," the fox muttered while using magic to hide his animalistic features, "I usually go out to play often, and I have never had any problems..."
I grabbed her ear and said, "You usually go out to play with Wangcai and the others on the street, but today we are going shopping!"
"Master, master, do you want me to pretend?" the little crow excitedly grabbed my sleeve and shouted, with a look of anticipation on his face: It's true that I haven't taken her out for a long time, and the little crow seemed to be in high spirits.
I looked at her appearance: Little Crow is not much different from ordinary humans, because when she first chose her appearance, she changed it to look like a human girl vanilla. If I have to say, her hair is more attractive.
Attention: She has long purple-black hair with a weird metallic luster. But I usually don’t let her disguise it when I take her out on the street. There are so many people dyeing their hair these days. With the appearance of a junior high school girl like Little Crow
Figure. Even if she goes out with a colorful chicken coop on her head, she will at most be regarded as a fashionable girl from the urban-rural fringe - much safer than a bunch of tails like a cheap fox.
"That's it. When people ask you, just say that you are non-mainstream. Also, if you see an egg seller on the street, don't grab it. When you pass by KFC, don't smash people's billboards. There is nothing else to pay attention to," I
He pinched the little crow's nose, then stretched out his hand to summon his BMW, Qi Qian Yi, and waved to the eldest lady, "Let's go, you can show us where we want to go."
Lin Xue looked at the magical private car with a rather unkind expression: "I've told you so many times. Although you don't drive often...can't you at least let those engineers redesign the shape of this car? This car keeps crashing every time it goes out.
You're all going around in circles, people are afraid you won't be able to stop, okay?"
I patted the 700 Billion car roof carelessly: "I think it's okay. In fact, this car has been modified. Didn't you notice that its four wheels are now the same size? On the left
The roof is higher because the newly installed radar with fire control chain takes up more space..."
The eldest lady got into the car and muttered: "Okay, okay. As soon as I heard it, I knew that Pandora had a random idea when the transformation was at the last step... Accompany me to the old city artificial lake, we haven't been there for a long time.
Relaxed."
I got into the car and started the automatic navigation, setting it to the low-speed driving mode in the atmosphere without additional functions. I turned around and told the birds and beasts not to move around in the back seat, and then lowered my head to check the vehicle-mounted missile launchers and satellite rays one by one.
Is the guider and the safety of the plasma three-dimensional bomb turned off? It must be checked properly. There can be naughty children sitting in the car. As far as I know, there are several missile control buttons on the seat of Little Crow... You said Pandora gave this
What is the purpose of installing all these things on the car? It’s almost like a space battleship flying close to the ground!
"I think the most important modification this car needs is to add a set of optical camouflage on the outside." After Qiqianyi started driving on its own, I turned to the young lady on the co-pilot and said, "Look at us turning around while driving on the road.
What a high rate... Theoretically, the only ones who dare to walk side by side with our car are tanks."
Lin Xue rolled her eyes: "Next time, you'd better drive my car out. Although it can't break the speed of the third universe, at least it's not illegal to drive it in the atmosphere. If you throw this car on the highway, its appearance will be enough to revoke your driver's license.
of."
I just smiled and said nothing, but my mood gradually relaxed. I looked at the ordinary street scenes passing by outside the car window, and listened to the eldest lady beside me talking about something that I could never get tired of listening to. Occasionally, there were
The silly bird in the back seat made an unexplained "Gah!", this was the life I was familiar with. Thinking about it carefully, I was indeed a little too focused on the so-called "national events" during this period, and instead neglected to enjoy life.
, Apart from anything else... How long has it been since you quarreled with the eldest lady and went on a date like this?
Um...even though I brought two oil bottles with me on the date, I think it would be fine as long as the two girls in the back seat are treated as little domestic animals that are taken out for a walk, a duo of birds and beasts.
By the way, I discovered one thing: Although the 700 billion car looks ugly when driven on the street, it is quite a deterrent as long as you are not chased by the traffic police. Basically, as long as people who cherish life, love the world and are full of hope in life will consciously drive with this car.
Keep your distance. When we drove through an intersection just now, we happened to encounter an accident scene. There was an old lady ten meters away who seemed to have been hit by a pedestrian and bicycle. She was lying there and humming. As soon as Qi Qian Yi appeared, the old lady
The wife jumped up to a height of more than half a meter, flipped one leg over the guardrail and ran away...
Is the artificial lake in the old city a place where our family often comes? - Although Shadow City and Avalon are enough for us to visit most of the time, Qianqian and I spend a lot of time in the old city of K city to relax.
As a habit, Lin Xue has been with me for a long time, and now I often go to this area to relax. This artificial lake is said to be a subsidence area caused by coal mining in the past. Later, K City was transformed from a mining town to a modern city.
These "historical issues" in the old city have also been transformed one after another. One of the very successful projects is this artificial lake and the large surrounding park area.
This area is a bustling area, and today is the weekend, so the park is full of people. I want to put 700 billion in my pocket and have to go through the trouble of looking for nooks and crannies, so I simply found a place that is less intrusive.
Lin Xue parked his BMW in a city appearance and locked it carefully. Lin Xue rolled his eyes and complained: "Don't lock your car. Who else but an archaeological expert who turned to stealing cars would like it?"
, just because someone dares to steal it doesn’t necessarily mean someone dares to open it.”
By the way, why is the eldest lady so sharp in her complaints today?
I shrugged: "I am here for world peace. If some naughty kid gets into the car and presses everywhere, we will have to rebuild human civilization from the Triassic - my sister just drove this car two days ago, I am worried
Even things made by the Empire are in trouble."
Lin Xue looked around and suddenly pointed to the side: "Is it the naughty kid in our family who is in the worst condition?"
I turned around and looked, and suddenly I stumbled: Little Crow and Fox Dog were squatting in front of a pitiful little black dog. The Fox Fairy was still poking and prodding at the latter with great interest. The black dog
The dog looks only about a foot long. Judging from the coat color, it may be a cross between a Tibetan Mastiff and a Pekingese. Actually, I can’t tell that this is just a random guess. It may be that canines are naturally close to each other. The black dog who was molested is in Erguo
The fox's subordinates seemed to be very honest, and they only had to pay homage and say long live. The little crow curiously pulled the black dog's tail: "Sister Fox, what do you think it would be like if this dog also had nine tails?"
Wouldn’t he become a human like you?”
The Lord Fox Fairy thought for a while and nodded with determination: "The master of the house said that the nine-tailed fox fairy is like the nine-tailed husky, so maybe the native dog can transform into a human form after cultivating nine tails..." Then this idiot with a mess of logic
The fox lowered his head, carefully held up the little black dog's paw and discussed with it: "If you are sincere, come to the top of Nanfu Street Clothing City next full moon, and I will accept you as my disciple..."
Since the Forbidden City is more than 800 kilometers away from here, you just make do with the Clothing City, right? After living as a rice insect at home for a few years, does this fox plan to return its intelligence to before walking upright?
Lin Xue gently touched my arm to indicate that there was someone else next to me. As a result, I turned around and saw the owner of the little black dog standing not far away: an old man who looked like he was out for a walk after retirement.
The old man was holding a cane in his hand and stared dumbly at the two young girls squatting on the ground chatting with their pet dogs. His eyes were almost straight...
Lin Xue and I hurried forward and pulled up the little crow and the little fox one by one, and then ran to apologize to the old man. The old man was very kind, but it seemed that his outlook on life had not recovered yet. He looked at the fox fairy and the little fox in confusion.
Crow: "These two girls look so nice, why..."
I covered the fox's mouth hard and explained wittily: "These two are my sisters. They were born more than half a year prematurely..." Before I finished speaking, Lin Xue stomped on my feet: "They were born half a year prematurely.
Month! What is born after being born half a year prematurely is the placenta!”
The old man finally led the little black dog away gradually, and before leaving, he forced me to give me the phone number of an old Chinese medicine doctor...
"Didn't we agree not to cause trouble when we come out?" I pulled Master Fox Fairy's ears to teach her, "Can't you change your habit of going up to say hello to cats and dogs when you see them when you go out?"
The fox was stunned for a long time with unresponsiveness, and then touched his ear: "Oh, it turns out you are tugging on my ear... I don't usually use this position. Just now I was wondering where this feeling came from..."
I bet she didn't listen to anything I said!
"Today's date will be to take the children out to play..." Lin Xue sighed helplessly, "It's actually not bad. It's better than taking Xiaoxue shopping."
The little crow had nothing to say, but the fox muttered dissatisfiedly: "What does it mean to take care of a child? Please understand. I am a fox fairy who has lived for thousands of years. I am mature, stable, sophisticated, and good at calculations..."
I couldn't stand listening anymore, so... I ran decisively to buy drinks for the girls, so I could take a break for a while.
Now it is early spring, the cold winter is gradually receding, and the lakeside park, which has been deserted for several months, is gradually becoming lively. Although the grass and trees around the winding path around the lake that have just survived the cold winter have not yet turned green, the gradually increasing number of tourists around it have also given rise to the excitement.
This place has added a bit of vitality. Naturally, the increase in tourists has brought about the increase in the number of small vendors who do not have many stalls in winter. You can often see people selling handicrafts in this area of the artificial lake. It is considered a "famous attraction" in K City.
"(Except for this park, you can't find anything to see in the city - the central theme public toilet in the city's No. 2 Middle School is also prohibited from visiting by outsiders). As an "attraction", it is indispensable for the three treasures of the scenic spot: Tibetan medicine.
, beads, and fake watches. I bought a few bottles of drinks and passed by a handicraft stall where the stall owner was dressed like a Middle Eastern terrorist. I wanted to buy some gadgets for the three girls on a whim: Although I usually give them random things.
It's already a lot. But after all, buying some gifts when you go out is considered as a good idea. Girls all like these gadgets.
What's more important - apart from Cicaro and his gang of imperial soldiers dressing up in disguise, I still have a good impression of these small vendors selling strange gadgets. My life before junior high school basically depended on these vendors.
Come rich.
But before me, there was already a man and a woman who were selecting goods at the stall. They seemed to be a couple who came out to relax. The girl looked like a foreigner from the back. She fell in love with a bracelet on the stall and spoke in Chinese that was not very fluent.
I asked the stall owner about the price. The stall owner, who was dressed like a terrorist, said a price, and then started selling with clasped hands: "The things I have here are all ordained by Tibetan monks. This emerald green agate piece of great wisdom
After wearing the bracelet, you can protect your ears and eyesight, and be protected from false disasters. The divine power of the Great Freedom..."
The young man in the couple couldn't help it: "Uncle, what you are wearing is a Muslim headscarf... and the agate chain sells for seven yuan and a half, which is not enough for your advertising slogan, right?"
The stall owner was stunned and took off his headscarf: "Hey, the cat at home scratched the outfit I was using a while ago. I don't know where the new one came from... Then may Allah bless you two.
Anyway, if you can make your girlfriend happy with seven and a half bucks, you won’t suffer any loss, right?”
I watched from behind for a long time, and by this time I had already recognized the identity of the young couple. Seeing that they were almost talking, I went up and took a picture: "Lin Feng!"
These two are none other than Lin Feng and Sally. It seems that I haven’t seen them for a long time. These days, I am either saving the world or being dragged down by a lot of official duties in the Shadow City. In short,
He has been running around for a long time and doesn't have much time at home. Not to mention that Lin Feng also has official duties on weekdays. It seems that the last time we met was two months ago.
"Ah, Brother Chen?" Lin Feng turned around and saw that it was me, and was immediately surprised. "You went to war... and came back from a business trip?"
"It's been two days since you came back, and your sister didn't tell you?" I smiled cheerfully. The young couple in front of me were two of the only people in the world who knew about the existence of the empire. They also visited the Shadow City as guests.
Naturally, you don’t have to be too scrupulous about what you say.
Several years have passed, and Lin Feng still looks like a sunny boy all over his body, and the vitality in his smile seems to be contagious. He turned to look at his lover next to him, with a smile on his face: "
Sally and I just came back today and we haven't gone home yet."
I nodded in understanding, and then started chatting with them. As soon as I said a few words, Lin Xue led the fox and crow to see the situation. The eldest lady's voice rang out from more than ten meters away: "Wood
! It takes a long journey to buy a few bottles of water... Hey, where is Xiaofeng?"
"Sister?" Lin Feng didn't expect to meet his sister here, so he greeted him with some surprise. Then he saw the fox fairy and the little crow walking behind Lin Xue, and turned to bump into each other.
Touching my arm, "Brother Chen, your spare time life is too rich, I can't give my sister a hug..."
Lin Xue looked at Lin Feng with an unkind expression: "I haven't beaten you for three days. Do you think my sister's skills have deteriorated?"
"Guys..." A weak voice suddenly came from behind Lin Feng and Sally. It turned out to be the stall owner who had not interrupted for a long time, "Do you still want this thing? Besides, this girl is one of your gang."
Right? Does she have to buy all these things?"
Lin Feng then remembered that he hadn’t paid anyone yet, so he quickly apologized and took out his wallet to pay. But I stretched out my head and saw “this girl” in the stall owner’s mouth, and my blood suddenly surged: This time it’s that bird’s turn again.
The stupid bird is in trouble!
While the little crow was mumbling to herself, she quickly pulled all the beaded bracelets on the stall and piled them in front of her. And she didn't just take them casually. This girl had some common sense. Every time she
When picking something, she would first point with her fingers and then nod to the stall owner, as if she was planning to buy everything. However, the number of things she picked was so large that she was a little unsure of the situation.
I suddenly remembered something: crows like shiny things, like little bubbles...
At this time, it was impossible to take away the pile of treasures in front of Silly Bird. It would easily cause the Crow God to change his color in anger, so I had to buy almost twenty kilograms of plastic and glass beads while the stall owner looked at the taken advantage of him.
Thanks to Little Crow, this vendor became the first to close his stall in the park today...
Since we haven’t seen each other for a long time, of course we wanted to have a little chat with Lin Feng this time. It happened that Lin Feng and Sally were also very interested in our daily life of running around saving the world, so we found a secluded little place.
We started chatting in the tea room. During the conversation, I learned that Lin Feng had just completed a mission - to go to a small European country to help local "special people" deal with a disappearance. Of course, given that he came back with Sally in the end
, so we have reason to believe that this guy traveled at his own expense for at least half a month after completing his mission.
"This is all a trivial matter for us. It sounds thrilling to others, but it is definitely incomparable to what you have experienced." After Lin Feng finished talking about his own affairs, he looked at me and Lin Xue with a smile, "I have seen the video my sister brought back.
After that I even quit movies - where did you go to fight again this time?"
"You are the only one who thinks that going out to fight is fun," Lin Xue knocked on the table dissatisfied, "I came out with Mu Mu today to let him relax, so you can't let him have a moment.
Don’t think about these disturbing things?”
I smiled and was about to say something when I suddenly saw the scenery outside the window was blurry. (To be continued...)