I was lying in the yard basking in the sun, happily playing boring games with the fox dog, when I suddenly heard a sound of brakes outside the yard door, and I was startled by the sound.
The eldest lady did not come over for lunch today, and the meal has passed now, so theoretically Lin Xue will not appear at this time: her biological clock is basically synchronized with our family's meal, and there have been no exceptions in the past few years. But it will
Who is coming to my home? Sandora has deployed a wide-area spiritual interference in this area. Unless we take the initiative to invite, no one will notice that there is a house here, or even come close to it, but listen to what just happened
The braking noise was obviously at the entrance of the courtyard, and it was obvious that a visitor was coming.
"Fox, curl up your tail." I turned over and grabbed a handful of Fox Fairy's tail. As a result, my hands were covered with oil. "You can't eat with your hands properly!? Washing your tail is no better than washing your hands."
Trouble?"
Lady Fox Fairy rolled on the ground, not even trying to tuck up her tail and ears. She shrugged her nose in the air, and then looked at me lazily: "It's okay, I smelled it was an acquaintance, go and open the door. Also.
Using my tail to do things is my special skill. I just like this. You want to bite me if you have the ability? I’m afraid you can’t bite me either..."
Me: "..." Who would have the brains to compete with a canine and how could he bite him?
I went to open the door with a black thread, and when the door opened, there were familiar faces outside: Ding Ling and Lin Feng were standing outside, Ding Ling was holding the magical Chinese pastoral dog named XO in her arms, and Lin Feng was stretching out his hand to find the doorbell.
Lin Feng suddenly laughed when he saw me opening the door a step ahead: "Brother Chen, why is your doorbell gone?"
"It was dismantled a few days ago. Who can install the doorbell?" I rolled my eyes. I didn't expect it to be these two people visiting. Come to think of it, Ding Ling and Lin Feng are on the mental interference exemption list. They can find them.
This is not surprising, "No one may visit this place for a year or so. Sometimes Father God comes to visit, and he always stands directly at the door and shouts at the top of his lungs."
The two of them were shocked by the majestic name "Father God", and their faces were immediately filled with leisurely fascination. Ding Ling politely suggested that she would like to see what the divine world is like when she has time. I didn't have the nerve to remind them: In fact, the Shadow City is also in the void.
One of the gods...
I asked the two of them to come in quickly. Lin Feng agreed and turned to the side to press the car key. Immediately I heard two "chirps" of the anti-theft alarm. Ding Ling gave Lin Feng a strange look: "You are here.
Why did you lock the car? Do you think someone stole the car at the gate of heaven?"
I pointed to my big house and said, "What do you think there are security doors in heaven?"
I welcomed the two of them into the courtyard, and when I turned around to close the courtyard door, Master Fox Fairy walked over. This girl with a bunch of big tails had an amazing presence no matter where she went. Ding Ling and Lin Feng immediately became very enthusiastic.
The ground greeted the fox, and Lin Feng continued to mutter: "The last time I saw her in the park, I never imagined that she would look like a bunch of tails. How could she disguise it so well?"
Ding Ling stepped forward and wanted to touch Master Fox Fairy's ears: "It's fluffy... no matter how many times I see it, I feel so envious! These are real ears! You said nothing this morning and didn't let me see your ears. Now it's okay
Bar?"
Lord Fox Fairy turned to one side and easily avoided Ding Ling's claws: "You can look at it but you are not allowed to touch it. I am Lord Fox Fairy. You must respect me! Let the dog you are holding talk to me!"
The little black dog xo immediately jumped from Ding Ling's arms to the ground, and then stood in front of Lord Fox Fairy with his head hanging down. The latter squatted down and held xo's paws. He said seriously: "I haven't said anything about what I talked to you about this morning.
Finished, next I want to tell you about the professional ethics of canines. In addition, there are several tips for self-cultivation and enlightenment. If you want to become an immortal like me, you must first learn to control your animal nature...
Come on, call me first and let me listen."
xo looked up at his master pitifully, and found that no one could help him, so he had to bark obediently.
Master Fox Fairy nodded with satisfaction: "Well, this is animal nature. You see, I don't bark. Because I have forgotten how to speak in the past without barking for thousands of years. This is to control your animal nature, so you have to cultivate your body and attain Taoism."
To transform into an immortal, the first step is to live for thousands of years and forget what your usual name is... When you first become successful, I will accept you as my disciple and teach you how to grow a second tail... Hey! Who can catch you?
My tail... Master, please let go, please let me go! I am Master Fox Fairy, you can’t be so rude, I am accepting a disciple!"
I pulled the fox's tail, ignoring her scratching and scratching all the way, and finally threw this guy away who was a little bored recently and almost took the wrong medicine. When I came back, xo rubbed me affectionately, obviously.
Thanks to me for helping it drive away that terrible evangelist.
"To be honest, did she eat the wrong thing?" Ding Ling looked dumbfounded at the Fox Fairy who was grinding her teeth and flicking her tail not far away. "When I was shopping with Lin Xue in the morning, she talked to xo about life for a long time.
This unlucky dog of mine almost made her vomit."
I let out a long sigh: "Forget it, she watched Liao Zhai and Journey to the West a few days ago. She felt that her life as a fox in the past thousands of years was wasted. Now she wants to open a new life and build a family and then go on the road of youth. Last night she still
She happily came to me holding Journey to the West and asked me to find a Tang monk for her. She wanted to cosplay as a jade-faced fox—where can I find a Tang monk for her! There was a Master Xuanzang who came to Shadow City, but there were no monkeys around him!"
Ding Ling and Lin Feng stared at me dumbfounded, and after a while they said in unison: "It's not easy for you either..."
"Okay, anyway, I've gotten used to all these little creatures at home." I waved my hands exhausted, and led them towards the house. "It's only the foxes and crows that are making so much noise these days. I really shouldn't
Let them watch too much TV and novels."
After entering the room, Lin Feng and Ding Ling realized what the real excitement was: a bunch of wild jingle bells and little crows were fighting on the chandelier, fighting for the commanding heights. The crystal chandelier with a diameter of more than one meter was creaking and shaking.
People are frightened; Medivh is squatting on the sofa and learning to sing along with the TV, and the lyrics are all kinds of ups and downs of "ga"; Qianqian is playing poker with Monina and sticking stickers. At this time, they are basically mummies; God Clan
The remaining four members of the Tiaozi Five were playing mahjong, using dragon scale mahjong extracted from Lin's body. The expression on the face of the person involved seemed to be about to cry.
The most lively thing is over the stairs. The little dolls and the little bubbles are running up and down the stairs, waving their little lightsabers and playing the role of supreme warriors. They are humming and haha, and I know there must be someone who wants to go there.
He said, "Isn't this a very childlike scene? We had such fun when we were kids." But the swords used by normal people to pretend to be super warriors when they were children were all made of plastic——
But the lightsabers used by these two naughty kids are damn real! When they hit the superalloy stair railings, sparks fly out! And the superpowers they use are also real, Little Bubbles and Little Dolls
When it hits, it's like ball lightning flying everywhere. All it takes is a miniature black hole in the living room: I'm deeply glad that I have replaced all the building materials that can be replaced at home with starship alloy and star gold stone, and there are also ice on the furniture and furnishings.
The sacred protection provided by Tis, otherwise the brawling children would be enough to rebuild K City every week.
This is why after eating, I have to go to the yard to bask in the sun like a retired cadre - I can't stay at home. I don't know what the situation is, why other people's children are sleepy after eating.
He was sleeping peacefully, but his naughty child was jumping up and down after eating... While he was talking, the little bubble made an RPG!
"Fuck..." Lin Feng and Ding Ling said in unison, and then the two of them suddenly rushed behind me. At the same time, Xiao Bubu's RPG was ignited and launched. With a bang, it hit the stairway on the second floor, and a light golden holy light hit the stairs on the second floor.
The light barrier instantly wrapped up the explosion cloud. This was Bingtis's special protective magic for the naughty children. But even with the holy light barrier, the sound when the rocket-propelled grenade exploded was still quite big, "Boom"
"The whole living room fell silent with a sound. Then the little doll waved a special mini lightsaber and yelled: "You are cheating! There are no RPGs in Star Wars!"
Little Bubble's voice became louder: "Guacridine!"
The little puppet immediately put his hands on his hips and said, "You're so shameless! You're talking on your own and others can't understand you!"
At this time, my elder sister finally couldn't stand it any longer, and there was a clear cough at the bottom of the stairs. When the two naughty children heard this sound, their necks suddenly shrank, and they slipped down obediently to show their acceptance of education - this is the allusion of the elder sister warming the wine and killing the naughty children.
"Brother Chen..." Lin Feng's eyes were almost straight, and he glanced at me blankly. "I usually don't believe it when my sister tells you about the situation here... I haven't been here for a while, and your place is already busy.
Is it like this?”
Ding Ling had a strange expression, but she still tried to say politely: "The children of the fairy family... are actually quite energetic, right?"
"Give it to you to raise for two days?" I glanced at Ding Ling sideways, "Or you can just pick one from this house and take it home to raise."
Although she knew I was joking, Ding Ling still looked around the living room with interest. Then she suddenly saw a few little crows holding eggshells and queuing up on the coffee table to receive juice (An Weina was holding a cup of juice).
A large glass of freshly squeezed orange juice was given to these little guys). The cute look of these little figurine girls holding eggshells in line immediately made Ding Ling's heart grow fonder: "Can you give me one of these?"
A crow god holding a small half piece of broken ping pong ball in her arms (you must still remember that little crows hatched schizoites from ping pong balls) immediately noticed someone pointing at her, and she jumped in this direction.
He clicked twice, chirped, then opened his mouth and spit out a small shadow arrow - this was just an act of greeting, but the shadow arrow still exploded into a dark magic ball with a diameter of nearly one meter in the air...
Ding Ling broke out in cold sweat on her forehead at a speed visible to the naked eye: "Forget it, no one in your family is safe..."
I pushed aside the figure crow gods and wild jingle bells on the sofa. I asked Lin Feng and Ding Ling to sit down and said, "Okay, let's get down to business. The look in your eyes just now shows that we are not just here as guests today."
Are you in trouble? Is it the Empire’s non-burnable garbage again?”
"Uh..." Lin Feng suddenly felt a little embarrassed, because he usually only comes here when he encounters "trouble". Although he is usually too busy and doesn't have much chance to visit, this time it still saves his face.
The one who is more difficult to deal with is Ding Ling. She is indeed a magical girl who has been able to play with Lin Xue since she was a child. There is no embarrassed look on this older legal loli's face: "I really encountered some troubles. I thought you should
You should know. I originally wanted to discuss it with Lin Xue, but she disappeared at noon today."
"Tell me about it." I said smoothly. At this time, Anweina brought the brewed tea and snacks over. I pushed them to the two guests, "Try Anweina's craftsmanship. The tea leaves are from the World Tree.
The picked buds are mixed with the sacred grass in front of the Great Temple of Avalon. The snacks are made with craftsmanship from another world, and even the raw materials are brought by the Void Consortium."
"If I have the chance, I really want to go to another world and see you. It's really not my style not to take advantage of you," Ding Ling said while carefully keeping a distance from Anweina. "Let's talk about business then -
We did dig out something that might be related to you from somewhere two days ago, and then it was activated on the spot... Of course, this is not important. What is important is that your sister appeared in a projection-like thing, wearing your emperor's clothes.
The outfit, the temperament and the expression are almost different from the Sister Chen Qian I know... This makes me a bit messy."
"Pfft -" I spit out a sip of tea, "What did you say?"
"Your sister has appeared," Ding Ling said calmly as she watched the tea I popped out forming a rainbow in the air, as if she had already expected this reaction from me. "By the way, didn't your sister get connected with the empire later on?
Why do the empire ruins we dug include..."
"All in all, this is a very complicated issue," I quickly stretched out my hand to interrupt Ding Ling. "It takes time to explain, so to make a long story short, in short, my sister was the emperor of the empire in her previous life, and I was sleeping in the void in the dark sky, and then something happened to the empire.
My sister ran to the crib and called me out to save the world. At that time, we were young and ignorant, so we readily agreed, so we ran in front of the abyss shock wave and turned it on. But at that time, the level was too low and I was dressed in white and had no skills, so I died with a "ah" sound. Then I followed
The souls of my sister, Qianqian, and Lin Xue floated through the void and fell to the earth. They had been recuperating on this planet for more than 70,000 years, and they probably even wandered around and watched human beings evolve for a round.
Recover in the modern era and be born as a human being. Now, some of us have forgotten what happened back then, and my sister is not interested in her original career as emperor. But what is certain is that you must have discovered the things that we brought with us when we were living on Earth.
A certain relic - Mom, luckily I can't die without breathing, are you fainted?"
Ding Ling looked into my eyes calmly: "Can you say it again?"
Me: "My sister was the emperor of the empire in her previous life and I was in the void in my previous life..."
"Stop, stop, stop!" Ding Ling quickly stretched out her hand to interrupt, "Okay, okay, I believe it. Everything you said is true...this amount of information. I didn't hear Xiaoxue mention this to me at all! You
Are you really kidding me? Did Xiaoxue have such a magnificent past life?"
I looked at Ding Ling in surprise: "Did you understand what I just said so quickly?"
"Nonsense, we all received special training. If you speak Greek ten times faster, I can write it backwards for you," Ding Ling waved her hand, "Okay, take your non-burnable garbage away quickly.
That thing was discovered by my team, and I have properly controlled the news, but I feel uneasy if it is left in our place for a day. Everything you build is crazy, and I am worried that it will explode and kill me.
All the branches were blown up to Mars."
My smile suddenly became awkward: the impression left by the imperial ruins on the other party was not very good. Of course, this is understandable. Due to some "historical issues", there are quite a few imperial ruins on the earth, and things like supernatural powers
Dark world groups like this organization usually deal with strange phenomena on the earth. The most dangerous and difficult to deal with among these strange phenomena are the ruins of the empire. Before the emergence of the new empire, various organizations on the earth have been dealing with these dangerous things for a long time.
Historically recorded information can even be traced back hundreds of years, with paintings of church knights or exorcists fighting berserk robots found on fragmented parchment scrolls and petroglyphs: these things may be somewhat distorted and "embellished"
"The real situation is probably just a scene of an unlucky religious group accidentally getting into the ruins of the Empire hundreds of years ago and being instantly wiped out. But in any case, these things reveal that the Empire's non-burnable garbage has been torturing the earth for many years.
fact……
Strictly speaking, they have been torturing this planet since the time of Atlantis 700,000 years ago.
People in the past didn't know what these ruins were. People hundreds of thousands of years ago thought they were the holy tombs of angels or Shura halls. People one or two hundred years ago thought they were Frankenstein's laboratory. Ten or twenty years ago, people thought they were Frankenstein's laboratory.
There have been rumors in the world about "aliens visiting the earth" and "human civilization in the last season" (fortunately, this time it is finally more reliable), but it was not until the past two years that a small number of people in a human supernatural organization knew about these
The things are actually just non-burnable garbage thrown everywhere by a bunch of guys who didn't pay attention to environmental protection...
Regarding these relics, the New Empire also has a specialized processing agency, and each world (if there are imperial relics in this world) has a dedicated branch aftermath department. These departments are basically the responsibility of the local censors, and the corresponding aftermath departments on Earth.
It is Love Without Borders (the only aftermath department directly under the royal family). In view of the fact that there are enough ruins on the earth, and Huesca's big fuss that year made them fragmented and complicated, some of them even went from the mantle to the crust.
Along the way, there are still some ruins that have been discovered by humans. It is a very troublesome project to clean up these ruins without affecting human life. Therefore, in addition to recycling most of the dangerous excavated ruins,
We didn't touch the rest of the things, but handed them over to Great Love and the Superpower Team to deal with them slowly: Anyway, these things are safe before they are dug out. We have already conducted an energy level scan of the entire planet.
Everything that could be huge has been cleaned up, and the undiscovered items are all "safety items" that have been completely asleep and have intact security systems.
Now it seems that the people from the supernatural team accidentally discovered the most special of them, and it is also a type of relic that we have never found before:
Seventy thousand years ago, after I failed to open the Grand Crossing Tower and fell to earth with a few remaining souls, I brought... well, the coffin board.