Chapter 1601 You can't learn the thinking of a female man
Bingtis was still holding a bamboo stick in her mouth. When she talked to me, her expression and tone were as natural as talking about the weather, but the content of her words was like a thunder: "Shall we get married?"
My first reaction was... no response, because the amount of information was too much to respond to! I was completely stunned at that time, and only a few words were scrolling in my mind: Let's get married... Let's get married.
Let’s get married… Let’s get married… The result of these words flashing across the screen in my brain was that when Bingtis stabbed me with a bamboo stick to remind me not to be in a daze, what I opened my mouth to say was: “Let’s get married.
."
"Oh, you agreed? Okay, I'll go tell my dad." Bingtis nodded with satisfaction, clapped his hands and was about to stand up. At this time, I reacted from the thunder and quickly grabbed him.
Her: "Wait a minute!! What did you just say?!"
"Let's get married," Bingtis stood up and dusted off the non-existent dust on his body. He looked up and glanced at me strangely, "Didn't you agree just now? Oh, it seems a bit too hasty to get married so soon. Then
We can start by falling in love first..."
I finally recovered from my dizziness and noticed that the eyes of everyone around me had been focused here. Obviously, it was not just my auditory hallucination. What I heard was true! I jumped back instantly.
He walked out nearly five meters, holding two strings of big kidneys in his hands and making a defensive posture. He looked at Bingtis as if he were looking at something indescribable: "What kind of monster! How did he become like Bingtis?!"
Bingtis frowned and looked puzzled: "Are you crazy? This matter is very serious, okay!"
The problem is that you don’t have a serious look yourself! Shouldn’t this kind of topic be brought up seriously during the last month of the month when the atmosphere is getting thicker? Why is this female hooligan grabbing a barbecue bamboo skewer and discussing what to eat tonight?
Just say this sentence at the same time? How can this make me believe that this is a very serious matter... No, the key is not here. The key is which nerve of this female gangster is short-circuited and suddenly appears like this!
Does she really know what she's talking about?
I feel that my state of confusion continues with no signs of easing. At this time, others have gathered around: everyone present is either a god king or a true god. The bottom is all demigods. How can their hearing be blocked?
? Not to mention that Bingtis always speaks with a loud voice and she didn't cover it up just now. Even if she came over and whispered softly, I'm sure everyone in the square could hear it. Those guys at the edge of the square in the distance didn't come over, but look around.
From the complete silence, I knew everyone had heard what was going on!
Bingtis, the famous female man in the three worlds, the mobile violence among the gods, the walking meteor hammer. In hundreds of millions of years, no man has dared to kill the rogue goddess. Just now, right here, while biting
Proposed to someone while holding a bamboo stick!
Shandora, Qian Qian and Lin Xue were all present at the scene, along with a large group of people watching the fun at home and a bunch of idlers from the God Clan. In an instant, I was surrounded by a tight crowd. Qian Qian was the first one.
It jumped over and bit me on my arm instantly. I could almost hear the sound of bone wear. I immediately screamed: "Hey, don't bite! It's none of my business! I didn't say anything just now."
!”
"No matter who started this situation, it's right to bite you first." Lin Xue walked up from behind with her arms crossed and a strange smile on her face. She looked at Qian Qian who was still hanging on my arm and shook her head slightly.
"I just ate the hot sauce, so I won't bite you for the time being because I'm afraid you might get angry."
I nodded: "Oh, thank you... No, please listen to my explanation! In fact, just now..."
"We were just listening," Shandora waved her hand, handed me a large piece of barbecue and blocked my mouth, then looked at Bingtis with a strange expression, "You finally took action against the owner's dry food.
, I was still thinking about when you would come around."
"Aren't you surprised?" Bingtis scratched his hair, "I thought you would come over immediately to fight. I have all my weapons ready."
Bingtis was surprised, I was even more surprised than her! Because I found that almost everyone around me looked like it was natural, including Qianqian who hung on my arm for half a minute. After the girl finished biting, she went back to look through the shelves.
I went to eat roasted vegetables, as if this bite was just a statement. Others in the family were chatting, eating, exchanging glances to show that there was something good to watch today, and some just came here to take a look.
He turned around and went back to sleep. The naughty child Xiaoxue stood out the most. She waved to Bingtis with a smile and raised her fist in a cheering gesture... This atmosphere was not right.
Everyone did gather around, but most of them seemed to just come here to watch with the attitude of "Oh, it finally appeared? Hurry up and have a look." Some of them were curious and some joined in the fun, but they didn't say anything.
Surprising and incredible!
At this time, he noticed that there were many eyes in the square focused on this side. Lin Xue suddenly raised his head and shouted around: "What are you looking at! I have never seen other people's parents being short-lived. I'm really curious to go back and find a partner myself!"
As a result, the sights around the square finally decreased a lot, and by this time Sandora had been looking at Bingtis for half a minute. Her Majesty the Queen looked up and down her long-time friend with great interest, as if she was discovering a new world.
Even though the latter's determination as a female man was a bit unbearable: "Hey, what are you looking at? My orientation is very normal. Let me tell you, don't think that messing with me will stop me from having sex with your family.
Together, my world view is beyond your imagination..."
I think this world view is indeed beyond the imagination of anyone.
"I just didn't expect you to be able to figure it out on your own without being reminded by others," Sandora was not surprised at all by the situation in front of her. In other words, the only thing she was surprised about was that Bingtis would "figure out" something today.
"Why did you wake up suddenly?"
Bingtis himself finally realized that the situation in front of him did not develop in the direction he imagined, and finally showed an awkward look: "This... I didn't know this! I just suddenly found out that I like your dry food. What's wrong?
!If you don’t accept it, do it!”
"Wait a minute! The person involved hasn't expressed his opinion yet." I suddenly found that I had become the one ignored by everyone. I felt that if I didn't speak, I would be forgotten. "What's your reaction? What the hell?"
It’s like it was expected?”
"Because I had expected such a day," Lin Xue suddenly sighed quietly behind me, but there was no hint of disappointment, more like she couldn't laugh or cry, "Forget it, that guy Bingtis...
...Everything else is pretty strong, but she is like an idiot when it comes to relationships. Since last year, we have been making private bets on when she would discover her feelings, but we didn't expect that her acting style is really...no one else can copy it.
Come."
I looked around dumbfounded. I confirmed that Lin Xue was not crazy. The others were not joking in a group, but it was still difficult to accept this development method: "But your attitude shouldn't be like this. Why do I feel like I am the only one who is being kept in the dark?"
Here, it seems like you have all discussed it?"
Lin Xue patted me on the shoulder: "What else can you do? Don't forget how you deceived me. Sometimes fate can't be avoided at all. More importantly... look at the behavior of a certain naughty kid at the scene.
Attitude. We knew it earlier than you. That naughty kid has already confessed."
I subconsciously looked up, and at a glance I saw Xiaoxue who was about to get into the crowd and escape!
Then I understood everything in an instant: this girl comes from the future, and she has long known what Bingtis will be like in the future. Now it seems that except for the two of us, this naughty kid has already confessed to everyone in the family?!
In other words...everything that happened before my eyes was true?
Why didn't I notice any signs before?
"Then what are you going to do?" I realized for the first time that not having a normal person around me would bring so much pressure to myself, "Hey, why are you all leaving when I ask you questions... Sandora, you still want to do this now?
Are you busy eating?"
"Keep eating, keep eating, it's not a big deal, just do whatever you have to do." As expected, the person who popped up at this time was Xiaoxue, a professional troublemaker. She didn't take her own father's emotional turmoil seriously.
The biggest thing in the world is the Big BBQ. "Isn't this how it has been all these years? At best, my Bing mother chose to make things clear today - Dad, you can settle the rest."
Me: "..." I'm just smoothing it out! I'm still confused!
But the others really dispersed like this. Even Shandora and the others just gave me a roll of their eyes and went back, leaving only Bingtis and me here messy in the wind, oh, too
Not only the two of us, but also my sister and the two big bosses from the God Clan didn't leave, but I thought they seemed to be staying here specifically to watch me having fun.
By the way... what about the bloody storm that was promised? What about the grudges and hatreds that were promised? What about the Shura field that was promised to be inhumane inside and outside? With your attitude like this, will you be able to play well in the future - apart from the rest, what is happening before you?
The plot can’t continue, okay!
The current situation is obvious, that is, everyone in the family has actually known for a long time (a shocking year ago!) that Bingtis will have such an incident sooner or later, and because it was a naughty kid in the future who laid the foundation,
The family has no doubts at all and has been watching the progress of the situation between us with great interest, but I still find it difficult to understand... How could Shandora and the others accept it so calmly? Even if it is the "established fact" revealed by the naughty child in the future.
, from a normal perspective, this must be a major event on the level of family turmoil, right?
"Habits come naturally, so Bingtis is the real master," my sister suddenly said softly beside her. She saw it more clearly than anyone else. "Although he is an emotional fool, he is surprisingly very capable of fighting."
. She used four years of getting along with her to make herself a natural part of the family. Although she didn’t say anything, she had already become a family member with a strong attitude. Even though everyone was surprised when Xiaoxue gave us the details.
But she immediately felt that everything was quite normal. She was in this state with you and everyone a long time ago, and the only difference now is that she reacted to it herself."
At the end of the sentence, my sister sighed faintly: "He has a terrifying fighting spirit, but he is also a real emotional fool. How come we have such a treasure-level person in our family..."
"Is that so?" I scratched the back of my head, barely reorganizing my three views, while Bingtis across from me listened to us and blinked in confusion: "What did your sister say? Why did I listen to you?
Don’t you understand? Does this have anything to do with combat ability? Do you need to fight to fall in love?”
"Wait a minute!" At this moment, I suddenly felt blessed and finally realized the most important thing. I immediately loudly interrupted Bingtis's nonsense, "Don't say anything yet, let me think about it!"
"
Maybe my voice was too loud, and other people who had already turned around turned their heads. Dozens of curious eyes were all focused on me at once, which was very stressful, but I still said the second half of the sentence with a serious expression.
The words came out: "Bingtis, I'm sorry I have to sort it out and can't reply to you yet - give me some time, I'll be back soon."
Bingtis finally showed some girlish reserve at this time: "Oh, it's okay. If you don't agree, I can just push you forward at your own opportunity."
Me: "..." As long as the expression is more reserved, it doesn't matter! How come this female gangster can't speak without some sand in her words?
But my attitude was still very serious, and I actually went to a quiet place to the side and bowed my head in deep thought. Now many people at the scene were confused. After a while, Ilson was forced to come over to inquire about the situation, and he sat next to me.
. bumped me hard twice with his shoulder: "They sent me over to confirm... You really don't agree?"
"I don't know. Isn't this proper thinking?" I replied without looking back, "Let me think about it."
"My sister said that you are either being pretentious or sincere." Yiersen had no intention of leaving, but sat even more calmly, "The eldest sister is actually a good woman... Don't glare, if I wasn't like this
I would definitely say that she would be killed instantly by the eldest sister. But no matter what, it is undeniable that the eldest sister is a flower in the world. I am a junior, so I don’t know much about her, but even if I don’t know much, I know that this is the first time someone has heard of her.
Confessing your love to others is such a precious opportunity, why are you hesitating? Didn’t the people in your family say anything?"
When I heard the words "the most beautiful flower in the world of gods", I wanted to ask if piranha could be considered a flower - but it would ruin the atmosphere so I didn't say it. When I opened my mouth, I said more seriously: "I'm not
Hypocritical, I am cautious, it has nothing to do with whether Qianqian and the others agree. Bingtis is not joking, I have known her for several years, of course I can see it, so I have to take it seriously. If a beautiful girl shows kindness to me, I will immediately
It’s a fool’s errand, and I don’t want to fool her—nor myself.”
Erson's expression was a little surprised: "Yeah, my sister really got it right: she said that although you have several partners, you are actually a good person. A normal man would have nodded happily when he encountered this situation.
, but you definitely need to compete with yourself for a long time."
Me: "...Thank you sister, but what happened to sending a good person card remotely? Did I offend her?"
Erson just giggled and said nothing, while I looked at Bingtis not far away. I felt that looking at her should make my mentality clearer, but soon I realized that it was better not to look at it: This
The heroine of the incident is fighting for meat with a bunch of naughty children with her irreproducible heartless attitude. She seems to have forgotten what she just confessed...
"Have you figured it out?" Erson saw the expression on my face and deliberately teased me.
I didn't say anything, I just silently recalled all the days I spent with Bingtis, trying to control my mood little by little.
Nodding also requires courage, and you have to confirm your sincerity. If you can't respond sincerely, you would rather shake your head and walk away. This matter requires responsibility. But I found a problem: before I confirmed my relationship with Sandora and the others, it went well, but in person
When it came to Bingtis, the situation became more subtle. No matter how I recalled it, Bingtis always had the image of an iron buddy in my mind.
I understand why this female gangster has been unable to find a partner for hundreds of millions of years. Everyone she knew eventually became friends with her!
But as I slowly calmed down, no longer thinking about what Bingtis was, and concentrating on thinking about how I felt about her, the impression of that tough guy finally began to fade away, and finally... settled into a
Although her temper is a little weird, she has been with her through thick and thin for so many years, and she can be called a mentor and friend, a woman who has made a lot of contributions without being famous.
I feel like I can't be pretentious anymore.
So I strode to Bingtis, stretched out my hand to pull up the female gangster who was squatting on the ground grabbing meat skewers with Xiaopao: "I have figured it out, and I will treat you well in the future..."
As a result, Bingtis turned his head and looked at me: "What did you say? Oh, the matter just now has been settled, isn't it? So there are so many follow-up steps to find a partner?"
I:"……"
Can't this female hooligan make the atmosphere romantic? And there is a limit to her lack of emotional experience and slow response. Can you be so cute and cute like you?
"What an unprecedented confession," Sandora's voice came from behind. I turned around and saw Her Majesty the Queen looking at me with a meaningful smile. The pressure on me suddenly increased, "In front of Xi Ling,
Star Territory, all the leaders of the Huron Trilogy and a bunch of high-level gods confessed to each other, and then ran to eat without any consciousness. The whole process was in my presence... Ahjun, Ahjun, I'm with you.
It’s inevitable to encounter strange and weird things together.”
"Hey," I couldn't help but say, "right..."
"Don't apologize, don't apologize, otherwise it will look really bad," Sandora shook her head, "He is an acceptable guy, otherwise, do you think Lin Xue and I would nod? Bingtis is really amazing too.
, knowing the truth that wealth should not go to outsiders, just let yourself become one of your own before confessing... Tsk tsk. But I still have to say, I am not heartless, things depend on the situation, Bingtis
I and others can accept it, but that doesn’t mean you can continue to mess around, do you understand?”
What else can I say at this time? I can do nothing but nod.
Speaking of which, why does such a serious matter seem like a farce now! (To be continued...)