Chapter Thirteen Advanced Counterfeiting Technology of Aliens (2.0)
How likely is it that a high school student with no income will be able to support 300 adults?
From a legal perspective, it is basically impossible...
Let’s not talk about the food problem of these 300 people. Even if they have special health and can go without food or drink for a short period of time, they still need to be clothed and housed, right? I can’t do the feat of letting 300 high-ranking imperial generals live in the open and beg on the street...
Of course, as mentioned before, we can also let them dig coal in Shanxi. If they are lucky, they might be able to dig out a tunnel from Shanxi to Brazil. Then I will make money by reselling tickets at the entrance of the tunnel, five yuan a piece.
, half price for children - but this plan seems even less reliable.
Thus, the highest-level group of alien workers in history was born.
In order to prevent being discovered by accidental soy sauce gangsters or extremely bored high-altitude reconnaissance aircraft (is this really possible?), Pandora uses an optical camouflage force field to cover the entire radius of 1 kilometer, unless it accidentally breaks into this force.
Otherwise, no one would notice that there are so many suspicious people in strange clothes gathered here.
I watched with great interest as these unknown beings from the Xiling home planet were busy making final preparations for their integration into this world.
I stopped curiously in front of an old man with a Chinese character face who had his hands clasped together and an upright look on his face.
"What are you doing?" I asked puzzled.
With his Chinese character face, heavy eyebrows, firm lines, and an upright look, this uncle's appearance has perfectly matched the image of a cannon fodder paladin in an orthodox novel. Now he is sitting on the ground with his eyes closed and his hands clasped together. Is this image like this?
Is it the legendary meditation?
As soon as I finished speaking, the uncle's hand in front of me suddenly flashed with golden light. Then he opened his eyes and showed me what he had in his hand.
a small card
ID card……
Me: "..." I know where Pandora's ID card and household registration book came from!
I smiled coquettishly and said: "You are busy, you are busy..."
The uncle nodded and continued to speak with an upright face...
Leaving the fake witness, I came to a beautiful long-haired woman with a serious expression. In front of her was a floating screen emitting a faint blue light. The pictures flashing across it quickly dazzled me.
"What's this?"
The beauty froze the picture and said respectfully: "Looking for a job."
The static screen displayed something similar to a personal archive. It seemed that the elder sister planned to arrange a new identity for herself by directly modifying the citizen archives - it was obvious that she did not understand the differences between humans and them, thinking that
As long as you modify the recorded data, everything can be done. Unfortunately, humans are not machines. You cannot change the memory by modifying a program. Even if you add your name to the archives, those people will not remember you as a colleague.
of.
Just when I was about to tell her that this method was not advisable, the other party took the initiative to speak.
"Emperor," the long-haired beauty asked respectfully, "what does the president do?"
...I calmly turned off the screen in front of the long-haired beauty and squeezed out a few words: "Look for jobs with a monthly income of less than 2,000..."
It is very necessary for me to ask these guys what they are doing! To prepare them to integrate into human society, I did not expect that they would adopt such a creative method - although the efficiency of their method is indeed quite high.
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After 30 minutes, I was finally shocked.
The one who issued false certificates, the one who hacked into the government database, and the two who were hiding in the corner to print invoices. Judging from this work efficiency, within half a year these guys will become the first to collapse in society.
As I asked later, there is absolutely no unjust, false or wrongful conviction by grabbing someone on the ground and firing two shots.
That's not all, more commanders gathered on the other side, around Pandora.
Two hundred Imperial Army commanders sat neatly in a circle. In the middle of them was a large three-dimensional projection. The petite Pandora was pointing something on it with a pointer that was almost as tall as her.
"Everyone, pay attention," Pandora said, waving the pointer in her hand, "Look here!"
My eyes, like everyone else's, were focused on where the pointer was pointing.
"This is where the largest trench on the planet is located," Pandora said seriously, "It is also where the planet's crust is weak, and here - this red circle, this is the best launch location for our space cannon.
If we want to conquer the most territory for the empire at the minimum cost, we must add a Paswell psionic energy recharge system interface at this location, this location marked by the red line, otherwise the long supply line will..."
"Stop it!" I finally couldn't bear it anymore and yelled.
My roar had a great effect. The alien terrorists present immediately formed a formation at an astonishing speed and stood in front of me.
I guess there is only one such well-trained criminal gang in the world.
Looking at a group of motionless and well-disciplined soldiers in front of me, it is really hard for me to imagine that ten seconds ago they were not only planning to conquer the world, but they were also studying advanced Indian technology while planning to conquer the world.
"See for yourselves what you are doing!" I scolded sternly, "Making money, printing money, issuing false certificates, invading banks and transferring black money... What on earth are you thinking? These are still good, and you are still here
Planning a conquest..."
"Brother," I felt someone tugging at the corner of my clothes, "this is an indispensable means if you want to smoothly integrate into this world without being discovered by humans - are you also lying if you forget my identity?"
"Okay, ** can be an exception - the one who just **, you continue to print **." I waved my hand and asked the man with the Chinese character face just now to go back and continue his work.
"To survive successfully in this world, a start-up capital is essential," Pandora continued, "And you don't have to worry, when we create those currencies, we have already fine-tuned the world through the human banking network.
The financial structure transfers the possible economic loopholes to the illegal income of some people, and will not have an impact on the existing economy of society."
"...Okay, you can barely pass the printing, but even if you have a way not to have an impact on the existing economic market, you are not allowed to print too many!"
With my consent, the two Indian Imperial officers immediately went back to continue their great cause of providing startup funds for the Imperial Expeditionary Force.
"Although there is a new identity certificate, the sudden increase of 300 people may still be noticed by the relevant departments. Therefore, it is still necessary to make appropriate corrections in the human citizenship system."
"...It won't happen again! Go to work!"
Several commanders who were busy hacking into the citizen identity card system gave a military salute and turned to leave.
"Hey, that long-haired beauty just now didn't mention you! You should just follow the normal procedures when looking for a job!"
"In addition, considering the interests of the empire..." Pandora paused and continued.
"You want to say that taking into account the interests of the empire, it is necessary to simulate a world war in advance?" I asked the Loli in front of me with my mouth twitching, who seemed innocent but was actually a war madman.
"It's really good news for the empire that my brother has this kind of consciousness." Pandora said quietly.
"Good news!" I finally broke out, "This place has been peaceful for decades, and it is not your front line! Can't you just let me be clean for a few days? Do you have to start a world war? Do you still want it?
How much trouble will it cause me?"
Pandora looked at me steadily with her unfocused gray eyes, as if to determine if I was joking, and then finally nodded and turned off the projection behind her.
I turned around and found that the more than 200 commanders who had been undergoing war mobilization were still standing there waiting for orders, and I couldn't help but feel a headache again.
"Okay, okay, let's all disperse. Let's go back to do some serious business and talk about life or something. If there's really nothing else to do, go over and help the brother who just teleported into the tree trunk pick the burrs."
The commanders all saluted a military salute and dispersed.
It seems that there is still a long way to go to settle these warmongers from the Xiling Empire.
"Pandora, are you okay?" I found Pandora still standing behind me and asked a little strangely.
"Can't I stand behind my brother?" Pandora raised her head slightly and asked.
"Oh, that's not the case, it's just that I thought you were going to be with those subordinates. After all, you are their commander, so you should have something to deal with."
Pandora's voice carried a hint of resentment: "I was dealing with it just now - but I was interrupted by my brother."
"Then it's better not to deal with it... By the way, Pandora, what time is it now?"
"It's 2:12 in the morning, it's time to go back."
"There shouldn't be any problems if you leave them here, right?" I looked at the busy officers with some worry - I was really worried about what trouble these dangerous elements would cause.
"They are all well-trained soldiers," Pandora replied, "you don't have to worry about their safety at all."
Little guy, you don’t understand what I’m worried about at all!
Forget it, let's go back first, otherwise it will be a lot of fun if my sister finds out.
"Pandora, take me back. Also, let everyone stay out of trouble."
Pandora nodded, then carried me on her shoulders with ease...