Is the man in front of me crazy or am I hallucinating? What kind of random and unreasonable reason is this?
But when I saw that no one around me looked questioning, and even a few women who didn't know the truth looked like they were nymphomaniacs who were fascinated by Tosca's pretentious expression, I could only sigh in silence, what a strange world.
The customs and customs are really not something that normal people like us can understand, and we can even bring up such a nonsense duel. Maybe the spectators don't care at all whether the duel is meaningful or not. Who is right and who is wrong on both sides of the duel? What they want to see is
It's just lively. In this turbulent and chaotic era, people no longer have many normal and suitable entertainment projects.
Tosca's wishful thinking was now ringing in his mind. He firmly believed that the country boy in front of him did not dare to accept his challenge. Then he would be able to humiliate him. In this world where everything is respected by strength, a coward will never
It is possible to gain the respect of others, and his wife and fiancée will definitely abandon this poor guy and fall into the arms of his more attractive self. If the other party accepts his challenge without knowing it, that would be even better. It is impossible for civilians
He has acquired systematic combat skills, but he is a high-level warrior. In the duel field, he can bully and humiliate the opponent to his heart's content. As long as he acts like a master in the end and lets go of the half-dead bumpkin, before him
These beauties will naturally know who is more reliable.
Naturally, it was impossible for me to understand the calculation formula based on the values of another world that was running rapidly in Tosca's head, but I had already guessed the general idea of his long-term experience in various popular novels, although I felt very uncomfortable.
It's hard to agree, but considering the current situation of the world, Tosca's actions are somewhat reasonable.
It's a pity, not to mention that Qianqian and the others will never have the slightest affection for Tosca because of this boring reason. Even I will never be able to handle it as easily as Tosca expected.
Looking at Tosca's arrogant expression, I couldn't help but feel unhappy, so I came up with the idea of giving this guy a hard time.
"Duel? Okay!"
I replied simply and neatly, as if what the other party had just proposed was not a life-and-death duel, but a proposal to spend the afternoon in a certain bar.
Tosca obviously didn't expect that I would really dare to challenge and agree so easily, but he was just stunned for a moment, and then took my reaction as a sign of being a hero, so he showed a relaxed smile, his eyes
His ruthless expression flashed past, and then he said magnanimously: "Your bravery is worthy of praise. Although I am a well-educated knight, and you are a gambler who uses small means to deceive others, but I am still willing to
Your bravery gives you the right to choose the place and time of the duel."
Damn it, if this guy were thrown to the earth, he would definitely be the one to win the statuette at the Oscars every year! Listening to his sonorous and powerful words and looking at his righteous expression, even I have to say, Yatai
It can be installed!
It's a pity that I have a pirate dealer Cicaro who always wears a knightly face. I have developed a good habit of never judging people by their appearance. Tosca's pretended righteous face is different from Cicaro's knightly face.
In comparison, it is basically the difference between Little Monster and Ultraman...
"Then tomorrow evening," I pretended to think for a moment, as if I didn't understand how dangerous the upcoming duel was, "it will take place on a small plain twenty miles outside the city."
Tosca was stunned for a moment when he heard my answer. He already knew that there would be a strength exchange between the Xiling Apostles and the Royal Knights on the small plain outside the city at noon tomorrow. However, even with his status, it was very difficult for him to do so.
It is difficult to get more information. The visit of Apostle Xiling has been classified as top secret. Tosca also heard the relevant information "accidentally" from his father.
They should just be a group of foreigners with some strength. Although it is hard to understand that the Pope and the Emperor attach so much importance to a group of heretics this time, it doesn't matter much to them. Moreover, the duel is set in the evening, so it doesn't matter.
I missed the noon time, so there is nothing to worry about.
Tosca thought so and did not pay attention to the sudden appearance of the Xiling Apostle, but the fact that the duel was set on the plain outside the city made him involuntarily think of those foreigners.
"Okay, then the duel location will be set on the plain outside the city. I will wait for you there tomorrow evening - I hope you will not break the contract."
Tosca smiled gentlemanly, as if he had seen several beauties throwing themselves into his arms as the winner.
"However," I thought for a while and decided to give the other party a chance, so I said, "Actually, from my point of view, I am not very interested in duels, especially this kind of duel that makes no sense and sense..."
"Are you afraid?" A contemptuous smile appeared on Tosca's lips, as if he had already expected that the other party would not dare to accept his challenge. As for the reason and meaning of the so-called duel, he had no concept at all. A nobleman, using such a formal
This is a very honorable thing. Only cowards will use various reasons to question the sanctity of the duel. "You can just admit defeat and I will give you the most fair trial - several beautiful ladies."
, I hope my behavior will not leave a bad impression on you, after all, as the guardian of this city, I must do this."
"It's up to you - as long as you can afford the consequences."
Qian Qian seemed to be talking indifferently, but no one noticed that the wooden floor under her feet was rotting and recovering at a rapid speed.
"..." My sister didn't speak. She just looked at Tosca up and down with malicious eyes, as if she was calculating what curse to use to make this guy suffer so much but still survive until the duel.
"Although my brother is a fool," Lin Xue continued to use subtle ways to personally attack me, "but it's still very easy to deal with you."
Damn girl! How long do you plan to play?!
Finally, Sandora said in a more condescending manner than Tosca: "So, now you can disappear."
"You..." Tosca was choked by each of the four beauties. However, considering his own image problem, he suppressed his anger and said stiffly, "Very good, then I look forward to seeing you in the duel field tomorrow."
you……"
"Chen Jun, my name." I replied with a harmless smile.
"Chen Jun, I have remembered this name!"
Tosca said this and then cast his greedy eyes on several girls.
Unfortunately, before he could admire the beauty's pleasing face again, something no one could have imagined happened.
In full view of everyone, Tosca's clothes suddenly fell apart and turned into falling rags...
I used my strengthened eyes that can be used as telescopes to clearly see that there are quite obvious traces of corrosion and weathering on the edges of those rags.
"What a shameless creature," Qian Qian sarcastically said, "acting in public..."
Amidst the screams, Tosca, who was wearing only a pair of shorts and stood stunned like a white and tender pig, finally reacted. After exclaiming, he hurriedly covered his body with his hands. The guards around him also reacted, although they didn't know
Whatever the reason for the situation in front of him, he still surrounded the human wall as quickly as possible to protect his master. However, the pranks of several girls were obviously not over yet. After a few seconds, a stench formed from the guards.
came out from the wall, and it was also accompanied by Tosca's high-pitched singing...
"Really..." The blackened sister stroked her forehead and looked helpless, "Even if you are in a hurry to go to the toilet, you don't have to use such a thrilling way to solve it on the spot, right?"
After Sandora's three-part Queen's laugh, she also sarcastically said: "Even if it's exciting, there's no need to sing loudly, right?"
...Someone once said: The most terrifying creature in the world is not Godzilla, but women, especially beautiful women.
The ancients don’t deceive me - the three girls around me have bad personalities that have reached the level of the final boss. As for Lin Xue who didn’t take action, meow, don’t think her personality is that good, it’s just because this girl happens to be
Just don’t have the right ability!
Because we didn’t want to cause more unnecessary trouble, a few girls and I took advantage of the chaos and left here, leaving only the most tragic man in the history to continue running around naked, having diarrhea, and singing loudly in front of everyone...