The coordinates we returned to the Earth were on the edge of a deserted desert road, and it was evening. Obviously, although the time flow between the two worlds is relatively consistent, we still lost a part of time during the space jump.
The first question we need to determine is, what day is it now?
Since I returned to Earth, in order not to attract the attention of ordinary people with a certain Lolita's weird name, I also changed the name of Pandora: "Lily, look at what day it is today."
Pandora nodded, then looked up at the sun.
"What are you doing?" I expressed my confusion about Pandora's behavior.
"Observe the status of stars, sense the current rotation position of the earth and the angle of sunlight, and analyze the current time to calculate the date..."
"Gu - acridine -" Little Bubble, who was not very good at talking, made an incomprehensible cry while tugging on my sleeve, and then pointed with his little finger to a huge screen hanging not far away that displayed the current time and date.
Electronic street signs.
"Oh, it turns out that three days have passed..."
I nodded and said.
In the first confrontation between Pandora and Little Bubble after coming to Earth, Pandora was completely defeated.
Sanwu Loli, who was accurately calculating the time and date through various sophisticated equipment, was stunned for a moment, then lowered her head calmly, but an imperceptible blush still flashed across her nonchalant little face.
With a "pop" sound, Pandora lightly stomped her feet on the ground, and then all of us felt the ground shaking...
Is the legendary thunder strike still an internal force? Could it be that Pandora's hidden identity is actually an outsider who practices peerless martial arts to rejuvenate her youth? Does such complaints really make sense?
In addition, although Pandora is weird, the way Pandora is a little awkward is unexpectedly cute!
I smiled, pinched Pandora's little face, and then touched her head to express comfort - the effect was obvious, a certain Lolita who was quite easily satisfied immediately turned from cloudy to sunny.
"The halo of a dad full of fatherly love!" Lin Xue made a sharp complaint that instantly petrified me. 555, I thought this was my masculine charm. Have I aged to the point where I only have the halo of a dad?
Is it buffed?
Little Paopao, the only one among the people who didn't understand the situation, noticed that I was suddenly depressed, and immediately tugged on my sleeves, stared at me with pure eyes at a 45° angle, and stammered the first thing she had said since she was born.
A meaningful word: "Dad...Dad..."
...Lin Xue, if you dare to say that this is not what you taught her, I will worry about you!
"Okay, okay, you guys!" Qianqian couldn't help crying and laughing as she watched us playing tricks, pretending to be angry, "Stop making trouble, let's look at the current situation. Let's think about how to get back first - this is a desert.
ah!"
Little Bubble thought Qian Qian was really angry, so he immediately walked a few steps to Qian Qian's side, tugged on Qian Qian's sleeve, and stammered: "Mom...Mom..."
Lin Xue showed me a credit-seeking smile, and I gave her a thumbs up—Lin Xue, good job!
Qian Qian's face suddenly turned red, and her look of half shyness and half joy was particularly pleasing to the eye. Then she bent down, pinched Little Bubble's cheeks unceremoniously, and rubbed them hard...
Amidst Little Bubble's puzzled "Woo-Woo" moans, we began to formulate a plan to go back smoothly.
The first plan was proposed by Pandora, which was to summon a "Blindman" class troop carrier to transport everyone directly to the nearest town. Of course, I passed it because of my brain failure.
The initiator of the second plan was Sandora. The emperor was more domineering than the general. Sandora's suggestion was to dispatch the "expedition-class"... but it still made me lose my mind.
Asida and Asidora's idea of building a legion teleporter was also rejected by me for obvious reasons...
We suddenly discovered that the extremely powerful Xiling Technology was of no use at this time - unless you think that there are calm emperors everywhere in the human race who can still remain indifferent when they see UFOs streaking across the sky or teleportation appearing on the street.
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Think about it, we were playing the role of savior in a fierce battle with the power of the abyss in different time and space just now to save the world. How long has passed but a few powerful figures who move the wind and rain are now trying to think of a way to go back next to a certain desert road on the earth?
The girls all said that this matter was so nonsense...
"Cicaro, can you turn into a car or something?"
It suddenly occurred to me that Pandora once introduced to me that Sicaro's full combat form is a fortress-style super-heavy tank, although I can't imagine how this black super uncle could complete this difficulty level of tens to zero.
Transformed, but this does not prevent me from thinking of the scene when Sicaro transformed into Xia Li.
Sicaro raised his head, his sunglasses reflected a burst of dazzling white light, and then said coolly: "I am the Terminator, not Optimus Prime...ah!"
Pandora kicked this knight-faced handsome uncle more than twenty meters away, and then returned to me as if nothing had happened.
It seems that Sicaro has carried forward the spirit of piracy to the point where he will not let himself go. I am afraid that one day in the future, I will not be surprised if he stands in front of me with a hammer in his left hand and a dictionary in his right hand, calling himself Uther.
I really envy Alaya. Angel sister can fly and be invisible. These are really necessary skills for speculation, smuggling and housebreaking. More importantly, as a special Xiling apostle who controls mysterious and unknown powers, she can also
Transform yourself into a pure energy body, and then hide in the spiritual world of your boss to rest. Now this girl is hiding in my spiritual power and sleeping in the dark, leaving us unlucky guys to bask in the sun on a certain kilometer in the Sahara.
The only good thing is that Pandora's own cooling system and photon interference device can also play the role of air conditioning at this time, so that we will not die of dehydration before encountering a passing vehicle.
After waiting for an unknown amount of time, when it was almost completely dark, we finally saw the lights of cars appearing in the distance.
At this moment, we all burst into tears.
"What if they don't stop?" I asked a little worriedly, because anyway, we are hitchhiking in the Sahara Desert at this time, and it doesn't look like we have experienced any wind and sand. What do we think?
It is full of all kinds of suspicious points. If you think about it for a moment, you can come up with an incident such as a mysterious man leading a group of female robbers who pretended to be travelers in the Sahara to stop a car, rob and kill people.
Sandora still maintained a calm and decent smile and said: "I have 277 ways to make the driver obey us."
Qian Qian, who had already seriously lost her patience, chuckled: "How dare they not stop the car!"
The slightly darkened sister's mouth had a suspicious curve as she continued: "I don't believe that anyone can step on the accelerator under my curse!"
Lin Xue didn't know where to take out a psionic heavy sniper that was defrauded from a certain Xiling soldier, and said with gestures: "I have systematically learned how to drive various vehicles, and it will be fine without a driver..."
Pandora nodded vigorously in agreement, but I was stunned.
Asida and Asidora were about to speak, but when they saw their immediate boss was hit by a bullet in the head, he was covering his head with a look of grievance, so they wisely chose to shut up.
There is no doubt that the two of them didn't want to say anything nice...
Although I knew they were basically joking, I still broke out in a cold sweat - if I didn't know better, I would have thought that I was leading a terrorist gang to the Sahara to rob people.
We chatted boredly, and the slowly passing car finally came to us.
Qianqian, sister, Lin Xue: "Wow——"
It turned out to be a luxurious RV!
Rich people have a pain in the ass! This was my first thought after finishing my exclamation.
How boring do you have to be to drive around the Sahara in an RV?
But what the people in the car are thinking means nothing to me. What matters now is that we can finally hitch a ride back to human society.
In front of us, the special sand-proof car door slid open lightly, and then a person appeared in front of us.
The moment I saw him, I could only sigh, life is always full of coincidences!