After saving the world, he immediately returned to Earth and plunged into the turbulent life of senior high school. This thing is really funny...
Although we were very uncomfortable, we still had to devote ourselves to the intense review immediately, because the short vacation of the senior year of high school was coming to an end soon, and our homework was not done at all.
"Simple and primitive, rough and crude, self-contradictory and full of loopholes!"
Sandora lay half-dead on the table, using a series of wonderful parallel sentences to express her current intense emotions.
I hit the other party on the small head with a "dong" sound, and put a stack of questions into her hand while the latter grinned and pretended to be fierce.
"I know that Xiling Technology has reached its peak, but please at least save some face for Einstein and the others. It's not easy with so many pioneers..."
"But it's really boring..." Sandora screamed and fell to the sky, starting to roll around on the floor.
If this scene were seen by the idle princess guards in the school, I don’t know how sensational it would be...
Speaking of the Princess Guards, I couldn't help but think of the paparazzi who were fucked by Sandora.
It is said that the paparazzi is the third most powerful force in the world after the Navy SEALs and urban management. Many celebrities and big names have been chased and intercepted by the paparazzi and unfortunately died. Facing this group, they can regard everything you say and do as a weakness.
The special forces attack and are not afraid of any moral attack at all. Even if Saint Kong reincarnates, they will have to find the shadow of Sansu, so when Sandora was chased and intercepted by the so-called media, I really had a headache.
But I didn't expect that Sandora was more ruthless than the paparazzi.
When three tabloid reporters were accused of espionage by Riska and issued a worldwide wanted order in the name of the country, I was impressed by Shandora's brainwashing ability.
When the two entertainment hosts' all-round three-dimensional photos starting from the age of three, including being peeed by adults, were exposed with overwhelming momentum on everything that could be used for publicity in the world, I was under the jurisdiction of the Revenge Army.
I was deeply impressed by the terrifying strength of the information collectors.
When several so-called private photographers who tried to track and secretly photograph Sandora not only gained nothing, but instead received 2,700 "life photos" of their entire family from various angles and exposures every day for a month,
I have the highest respect for the shameless spirit of the Xiling intelligence personnel.
Then, everything was peaceful...
It's just that there are suddenly a lot of former entertainment media staff in the surrounding mental hospitals who are either really scared crazy or pretending to be crazy to avoid being wanted.
Although I don't agree with Sandora's somewhat extreme approach, but from a sociological point of view, this is still a better way to relieve hatred!
It stands to reason that Sandra's identity would not be serious with such a small character, but in Sandra's view, she is not serious at all, it is just a little game at most, just for her.
Small games would be a disaster for ordinary people, and if she were serious, she would have sent special forces to slaughter all the paparazzi and related personnel in the world...
Of course, I will not allow such disharmonious things!
After a while, Shandora suddenly got up from the ground, then jumped on me with a "wow" sound, and said excitedly: "Chen Jun, let's go out and play!"
"...Can't you just be quiet for a while?" I looked at the snow-covered land outside, and barely suppressed the urge in my heart to rush out and have some wild fun, saying that I was a person who didn't hear what was going on outside the window.
Xin students.
Shandora's face immediately put on a look of disappointment and grievance, and whispered: "But you went out with Qianqian yesterday..."
So that's it, I asked, why has Sandora been very restless since she and Qianqian went out for a walk yesterday, and occasionally showed an uneasy look? It turned out to be because she was worried that she would be left out.
Although there is no reason to worry, there is no word of blame.
I gently held Sandora's shoulders, pressed a kiss on her forehead, and asked with a smile: "Let me ask you, how long did I spend with Qianqian yesterday?"
"Three hours, twenty-five minutes and forty-eight seconds!" Sandora buried her head in my arms and replied in a muffled voice, without any hesitation in her tone.
I was touched, really.
"How long do I spend with you on average every day?"
"...That doesn't count. I live here, and you have to be with me! Otherwise, you will definitely stay far away from me...I don't know how to do housework, and I am not gentle. I work so hard to learn to do it.
But I got a comment that I can barely survive, I can't do anything except fight, you must be pitying me to stay with me...and..."
What kind of associative ability is this?
I couldn't help but flicked Sandora's forehead and said, "Okay, okay, let's change it tomorrow. I'll take Qianqian over to live with you. You move out, and then I'll go out with you every day. How about that?"
Sandora left a tooth mark on my arm to express her denial.
"So stop thinking about it." I rubbed Sandora's precious blond hair into a mess. "You and Qianqian are both my babies. I have not neglected any of you. Instead of thinking about it,
With all this mess, why not finish your homework first?"
"I won't write!" Sandora bared her teeth at me, "I'm fed up with these messy mental problems - do you really plan to go to university and be a good student?"
I shook my head firmly.
This is what we agreed upon after we came back. We have superpowers, and have messy identities such as Emperor Xiling and the mistress. We usually have to rescue those gangs who are invited to tea by relevant departments from time to time for disrupting social security and endangering a harmonious society.
Imperial commanders, and now that Xiling ruins are constantly surfacing on the earth, it is absolutely impossible for Sandora and I to just sit idly by. In this way, if we want to find a university to study safely and be ordinary people,
It is no longer possible to go to school, so in order to avoid trouble, I simply asked Lin Xue to help arrange it. After everyone graduates, they will be registered in a college controlled by her family, and then everyone will toil outside together... Ahem, yes
Handle the day-to-day affairs of the organization.
What is the organization? Needless to say! Of course it is to gather those commanders who are idle all day long! Is it possible to let them make a mess of pirated mutton skewers and plastic jade gold-plated chains all day long? Or is it to support the Xiling Empire?
Let them conquer the world in their name?
But speaking of it as an organization, the nature of our organization is quite exaggerated. In Lin Xue’s words, it is an organization that has spanned countless galaxies, destroyed thousands of planes, and can stop children crying at night in the endless void.
A terrorist group...
But although you don’t have to worry too much about the college entrance examination, at least you should calm down and finish your homework, you damn girl!
There is a saying that time is like the cake next to Sandora, if you don’t pay attention, it will disappear...
Finally got through the extremely frustrating time of the senior year of high school. On a hot summer day, our group of imperial heads of state were finally freed from the heavy mountain of books and sea of questions!
The moment I returned home after the college entrance examination, I felt that Sandora was going crazy with joy. This could be seen from the fact that she swallowed three people's meals and two pairs of bowls and chopsticks in a row.
While I was amazed by the amazing food intake and recipes, I was also deeply shocked by the power of China’s education.
What a terrifying thing it is to force a queen who has been fighting alone in the abyss world for countless years to this point!
After that, Lin Xue should be busy, using her family's power to arrange school for us and skipping classes for the next four years. It's easy for me to solve it here. After all, I only have one sister as a relative, and she still knows the truth of the matter.
If you know the basics, you don’t need to think too much about it, but Qianqian is a bit troublesome because she has been hiding things about the Xiling Empire from her family. Even Uncle Xu only knows about the existence of superpowers, but - anyway
I left all this troublesome work to Lin Xue, a super coolie. Two days ago, I gave her a latest model of subspace sensor for her to take apart and play with. She was so happy that snot bubbles almost came out of her nose. Now it’s just
When she ran errands and started talking, it was too late for her to be happy!
After nearly a year of noisy senior year in high school, I have finally truly relaxed. Next, we idle people should figure out how to make up for the problems that were disrupted by Lin Xue’s Sahara Golden Tour.