Dingdang's eloquence really needs to be improved, which can be seen from the fact that she didn't speak clearly even after talking for half an hour.
I'm really surprised why I asked her about the reason why she came to Earth this time. This little thing can bring up the topic of the 3600th Interdimensional Games held in the Divine Realm the day before yesterday...
Also, should I complain about the 3600th Interdimensional Games?
"In other words, Dingdang has returned to the God Realm..." The little thing didn't look bored at all. He knelt down and sat in my hand, shaking his head and talking again.
"You just said this..."
"Then Dingdang went to report to Sister Goddess. In order to celebrate Dingdang's safe return, Sister Goddess held a banquet..."
"She dragged you to drink, and you were drunk with 0.5 ml of fruit wine, right? You also said this..."
"Hmm, Dingdang was drunk, and then he met the big stupid lizard in the temple next door. The stupid lizard actually laughed at Dingdong for his small stature! That big stupid guy had nothing to be proud of except the muscles in his brain.
None of them, yet you dare to look down on Dingdang, who is known as the most icy and smart captain of the 12th and 12th squad of the 3rd regiment of the Eternal Legion under the Goddess of Life! He obviously lost to Dingdang in a bet two thousand years ago!"
"Ahem, let's not talk about what happened two thousand years ago..."
"Hmm! Dingdang doesn't know how to imitate the Dragon God. Father God said that the leader of the Dragon God clan is a talker, so don't imitate him... Later, Dingdang made a bet with the stupid lizard in the temple next door. If anyone loses the bet,
I want to be the god of management of a very distant world, because that world is too far away and desolate, and no one is willing to take this position!"
In fact, you have already told us about these things just now. What I want to know now is how drunk you were at that time before you decided to compete with a dragon god for arm wrestling!!!
"So Dingdang made a bet with the stupid lizard and competed with him in the interdimensional sports conference. Well...Dingdang lost..."
Why are you so frustrated! The arm-wrestling competition between a little palm-sized thing like you and the Dragon God was a tragedy from the beginning! Isn’t there no organization at all in the sports meeting in your God Realm? How did the members of the organizing committee agree?
You signed up!
In addition...the gods who are extremely powerful and wise in the legend...all my fantasies were shattered at this moment. I originally thought that only Dingdang was an alternative among the gods, but now it seems...
The gods are really in pain...
Dingdang kept talking for a long time, but we still didn't understand why she appeared here. Looking at the cheerful little girl who was still talking with her little face raised in my hand, I suddenly wanted to know what she said about being able to be loved by Father God.
To what extent can the chatty Dragon God King be so talkative...
Finally, the little one seemed to be getting to the point. She slapped her little hand and said happily: "Dingdang was very unhappy when he had to go to a distant and desolate world because the bet failed! But!
When Dingdang arrived in that world, he discovered... that world and the universe you are in are actually next to each other! "
I think, in fact, all the nonsense Dingdang said just now can be concentrated on this last sentence...
I raised my hand, held Dingdang in front of my eyes, and observed it carefully. I couldn't connect this little goddess with the attributes of a small pet to the ruler of a world.
Okay, I admit that it is difficult for others to connect our gang of guys waiting to die with the head of the empire...
Being stared at by me, Dingdang's little face immediately turned red, and then she suddenly rushed up and kicked me accurately on the forehead with her small bare feet.
...The strength of the Goddess of Life God Clan is the smallest among all the God Clan, but...that is when compared with strong men such as the Dragon God...
Alaya stared blankly at the big hole opposite her. She clearly remembered that she flew out of this hole just now. Why did the monarch also go out from here now?
The monarch must be affirming his behavior in this way!
Alaya came to a conclusion like this, and then showed a silly smile that no one could understand.
A few minutes later, I returned to everyone again after being thrown to pieces. The messy look I had on my head was just a replica of the angel sister just now. Everyone looked at me, their eyes full of all kinds of things.
smiles, there is one message in common: You deserve it!
...I am guilty and I repent. Even if the other person is a little person less than fifteen centimeters tall, I should not stare at a beautiful girl in such a rude way.
"Hmph!" Dingdang expressed that he was very angry, but he returned to my hand again, "Just have fun! As a punishment for blasphemy, being beaten away is already a very light punishment. In the world I rule
Here, you are going to be beheaded!"
"Yes, yes, my little goddess, then there is nothing wrong with you leaving your own world without permission?"
I am becoming more and more curious about the world of the gods. These extremely noble and powerful beings in legends now seem so humane. To be honest, this experience of squatting on the ground and discussing world domination with a goddess is really not the best.
What ordinary people can imagine...
"Dingdang did not leave his post without permission!" Xiao Dodian immediately retorted firmly. It seemed that she was still a person who valued her professional ethics very much. "Because the world assigned to Dingdang was too remote and desolate, Dingdang complained to Father God!
Father God later divided the two better worlds next to that world to Dingdang! This includes the universe you live in~~"
I was immediately in awe of Dingdang!
Observe the little guy in my hand carefully again... What I am holding now is the highest god in the universe?
This is too nonsense!
Okay, it’s bullshit, but the facts will not change. This is the current situation. The rulers of the most powerful empire in the universe are holding the highest-ranking goddess in the universe in their hands, squatting together in a haunted house and discussing each other.
Is there any problem with deserting while at work...
The more I think about this, the more nonsense it becomes!
Sometimes, when the bullshit reaches the extreme, I just need to be calm. Now I am calm...
At this time, I suddenly heard a low moan coming from next to me. It turned out that Anweina, who we had placed aside to rest, finally woke up.
We immediately gathered around this ghost maid who was probably the first in history to be unscathed by the angel's holy light. We looked at the other person and slowly opened her eyes.
"Tony..."
When Anweina woke up, the first thing she said was her brother who had been reduced to ashes. Then she suddenly remembered what she had done before she fell into coma, so she closed her eyes in pain and whispered: "Tony is no longer here..."
His closest sister killed..."
"No, you failed to kill him." Seeing Anweina's painful look, we unanimously decided to comfort her with a statement that was not a lie through a brief mental communication. "Your power is too weak.
It was not enough to purify Tony's soul, but he knocked him out. Finally, Alaya performed the purification ceremony himself. Don't worry, the angel's purifying light will not cause pain to the opponent even if it is used to attack. Tony is very
He left peacefully, and now he should have returned to the embrace of the goddess of life..."
I don't know whether it was peaceful or not, but at least I can be sure that Tony would not have suffered any pain during the impact of the holy light that lasted less than a microsecond.
"Yeah!" Dingdang jumped out immediately. Just now we have roughly shared Anweina's story with Dingdang through spiritual connection. Now she already knows the other party's misfortune, "Dingdang can testify to this!"
Our comfort and the cute little creatures that suddenly appeared in front of us finally made Anweina recover from her sadness. She looked at the little thing in front of her with a magical and reassuring atmosphere in confusion, and asked curiously: "What is this...
…”
"Dingdang is a goddess~~~" the little thing circled around the ghost maid's head, with a tone full of pride, "Dingdang is a goddess of life..."
We watched Anweina's head rotate a full 3600 degrees following Ding Dong's figure, and felt a chill on the back of her neck... Could this slow ghost please stop doing such a terrifying act?