After waiting for half a minute, we still didn't hear any response. I couldn't help but start to wonder if Lin Xue had made a mistake.
"...How dare you underestimate my strength!" Lin Xue immediately reacted like a cat whose tail was stepped on, "I am not a dead wood like you who can only see significant figures with an IQ accurate to ten decimal places, hum.
Huh, let me tell you, even if there is something wrong, it is a problem with this big machine! This lady’s judgment is absolutely correct! Well, by the way, this machine must be broken, so this lady is reluctant to do anything.
Please help you repair it, so and so, bring me the pliers, I want to dismantle... ahem, I have to repair this machine..."
This is such a mouth-itching statement! Do you need to accurately describe my intelligence to gain a sense of superiority in your own IQ? Do you really dare to use pliers on this futuristic device that is full of precision?
Come for repair? No, no, no! This is not the point. The point is, how did you come to the conclusion that my IQ needs to be accurate to ten decimal places in order to see significant figures!
In fact, none of us know that the reason why there was no response for so long was not that there was a problem with Lin Xue's spatial positioning, but that Jaina didn't respond at all...
World Management Center...this bluffing name is indeed a bit too bluffing...
It's as if an alien suddenly fell from the sky one day, stood in front of you, claimed to be a member of a certain galactic protection organization, and asked you to hand over this year's protection fee. It was full of bizarre style and nonsense...
Therefore, it took Jaina thirty seconds to get her nerves back to normal after being stunned, and she began to analyze which strong person was using this method to kill her super boring time...
"Last contact..." At this moment, Jaina suddenly felt that such a piece of information appeared in her mind...
That’s right, it just emerges!
Different from the "voice" that sounded in my mind like an hallucination just now, this time the information actually appeared directly in my mind! It was like an idea that came out of my mind, or in other words,
It's like a memory that suddenly appears in my mind. This method is so terrifying!
Jaina believed that she did not have such an ability - even the Lich King would probably not be able to project his will directly into the mind of a magician like this.
It seems like a long time has passed, but these things are just thoughts that flashed through Jaina's mind for a moment, and that piece of information still keeps popping up in her mind: "Last contact, this is the World Management Center
, please respond to all planets that have received the message, and now start contacting in sequence——
Argus, Argus... No return signal found, confirm logout from Argus...
Draenor, Draenor... No return signal found, confirm the cancellation of Draenor...
Star Vannoker... Star Vannoker responded, confirming that Star Vannoker still exists... Dantuin Star, Dantuin Star... No return signal was found, confirming the cancellation of Dantuin Star...
Azeroth, Azeroth... No return signal found, confirm to log out of Azeroth..."
"Wait a minute! This is Azeroth..."
Shandora transferred the communication port to me, and then gave me a silly smile asking for credit.
"I didn't expect you to be a psychologist..." I stared at Shandora dumbfounded, feeling deeply that compared to her, my deception skills were as weak as a paramecium facing the Pleiades star cluster...
Ahem, isn’t this way of describing it a bit weird?
In any case, Sandora's whimsical deception fooled Jaina very well. Although Jaina certainly didn't fully understand these words, what she wanted was to make her seem to understand!
Argus and Draenor, these two words may be a bit unfamiliar to ordinary people, but as a knowledgeable Archmage, Jaina certainly knows what these two worlds mean.
Destroyed planet!
This is not quite right, because the planet Argus is the hometown of the Eredar people. Rather than being destroyed by the demons, it is better to say that it has become the rear camp of the Burning Legion, and Draenor was really burned.
The planet destroyed by the Legion had these two names in front of it. Naturally, Jaina couldn't help but associate with this weird information. Then, the appearance of the word Azeroth was just right - if it were me, I would probably be able to bear it.
Can’t help but respond to that mysterious message?
"Received response from the world of Azeroth and established a two-way connection..."
I rectified my emotions and tried to imagine that I was now a superman wearing shorts, standing on the Eiffel Tower and telling the story of "I have a dream"... Ahem, in short, I just tried to look as serious as possible: "You
Okay, this is the World Management Center."
"...Uh, this is...Azeroth..." A nice female voice echoed in the hall, with a little hesitation and caution.
I quickly turned off the power of the microphone, then turned on the spot and did a three-and-a-half-circle jump, followed by two backflips, and shouted: "Yeah--"
OK, after venting, turn on the microphone and continue to pretend to be the savior.
A gust of cold wind swept through the R&D hall. Everyone, including the busy Xiling technicians, couldn't help but shiver. Sandora, who was closest to me, had a petrified expression.
"Even for the most experienced wower," Qian Qian endured the twitching of the corner of her mouth, "this is too exaggerated..."
Lin Xue, who was still in the control cabin, immediately snorted and said in a vicissitude: "Oh, how can you understand the wow feelings in our hearts... Of course, I also think that those who do not seek progress, are slow to react, and have zero IQ
Dead wood is not normal..."
Hehehe, you can tell yourselves, this great man is busy with business now!
I cleared my throat and started to follow the previously planned deception plan...well, communicate...
"Hello, representative of Azeroth, since you can receive this message, it proves that you are qualified enough to talk to us. We are the managers of all worlds. The main purpose of this contact is to collect information from various planets.
——Well, according to your understanding, it should be the so-called current situation of the world. According to our observations, the seventeenth batch of worlds has undergone unknown changes in the past period of time, including Argus and Draenor.
Many worlds within have lost contact with their creators, and observers have been sent out. Before they arrive, I hope to learn about the current situation of Azeroth through you."
"You are... Titans?!"
"Titans? No, our name is not Titan. Perhaps the passage of time and the changes in the world have caused errors in your knowledge inheritance, but this is not the key issue. You only need to know that we are now responsible for the guardianship of the world."
That's it, there is truth among lies, lies among lies... Ahem, I won't discuss the details. In short, it is to use these things that are familiar to the intellectual community of Azeroth, combined with the communication method that they cannot understand, to achieve deception.
Of course, I don’t think such deception can make someone as sharp and intelligent as Jaina completely believe in us. It’s not important. What I want is just for her to be dubious.
That's enough.
Jaina fell silent, and I didn't say anything, giving her time to think.
Suspicious, quite suspicious, this is the biggest feeling that Jaina has now. Although the opponent obviously has great strength and can use the unheard-of ability to directly imprint information into the opponent's memory, but these two points alone claim to be a god...
...There are only two possibilities in this way. First, the other party is really a god, so there is no need or bother to prove his identity to a mortal like himself. Second, the other party is just a person with powerful power but not a normal mentality.
An arrogant maniac, or an old monster who specializes in partial magic who is bored to the point of madness. Obviously, the second option may be more reliable. There is no shortage of mages in this world who study magic and go too far and burn out their brains.
Thinking of this, Jaina couldn't help but feel a little playful - yes, just playful. She had had enough of being entangled in the messy territorial chores all day long, plus all kinds of pressure from the human kingdom. Now
It was a rare opportunity for a "person" to appear that she didn't have to wear a false mask to face - no matter whether the person was a god or a madman, Jaina felt that she could finally speak without wearing a mask.
So, she responded: "Hello, distinguished..."
"Apostle, this is our unified title."
It's quite formal, can it be true? Jaina thought so, but she was not slow at all in replying: "Master Apostle, if you want to know the current situation of Azeroth, I can only say that it is very bad.
…”
"Preparing records - please specify."
No matter what Jaina thinks, she at least seriously reported to us what happened in the world of Azeroth - even if she was just playing along with the prank.
Through Jaina's narration, we finally realized the difference between the projected information and the actual situation.
Although there is no difference in the big world view, there is still a huge difference between what happens in the real world of Azeroth and the plot of Warcraft on Earth - to take the most obvious example, the undead disaster begins and the Burning Legion invades.
The Blood Elf Rebellion, and the moments when a lot of key events happened, were completely different from the "plot" we are familiar with!
Fortunately, we listened to Lin Xue's suggestion and contacted Jaina. Otherwise, if we entered Azeroth rashly and made an action plan according to the description in the Warcraft plot, we would definitely take many detours!
On Azeroth, when Jaina had just finished talking about the invasion of the Burning Legion, the mysterious voice immediately interrupted her description: "According to your story, the Burning Legion has now invaded your world.
, and you are completely in a passive situation now?"
"Yes," Jaina no longer considered whether the other party was playing a prank at this moment, but really started talking to us seriously, "the army of demons has set foot on the land of Kalimdor and has created a conflict with us.
In the fierce battle, we...were completely at a disadvantage, not only because of the strength of the other party, but also because..."
"Internal divisions, or rather - civil war."
"Yes, even under this situation, there are still huge differences between the various races. Although we have reached an alliance with the orcs and night elves, more humans still have a negative attitude towards such a union. Our
The situation...is very bad."
"Understood, the world of Azeroth is a priority rescue target, and the rescue team will arrive near Theramore within 48 hours. Please be prepared to receive it."
Then, the communication was interrupted, leaving only a stunned Jaina.