This was truly a wonderful victory. The enemy troops were completely wiped out, the enemy generals were captured, and a landing point on the edge of the Ghost Land was captured with minimal casualties. Such a result was truly satisfying.
Of course, the one who is most satisfied with today's battle is our eternal little war madman Pandora. As a senior commander, this little guy is always enthusiastic about charging into battle. Today he finally satisfied his rather troublesome little guy.
Personal hobby, this girl even ordered a second bowl for the first time during dinner in the evening - this is a miracle for Pandora, whose daily routine is almost like a robot.
Also, let me tell you a little bit, when Pandora came over with a bowl, Shandora was finishing the third roasted whole beef in front of her. Watching a certain queen eat it with bones and plates together was simply spectacular.
The description of the dining scene makes me sweat...
Of course, not everyone can be as heartless as Sandora. In fact, at today's celebration banquet, at least three people were in a state of complete loss of appetite. The first was Qian Qian and her sister who finally transformed into normal personalities.
, two "gentle and kind" "ordinary girls" undoubtedly recalled what they had done before after changing back to their original forms, and then started to vomit as I expected, especially after Qian Qian turned dark.
She almost dismembered those demons with brutal killing methods. There were almost hundreds of enemies that rotted into mud or were torn apart in her hands. Such a fierce fighting method and the slight look on her face now nestled in my arms.
There was a sharp contrast in the appearance inside - just now, this girl almost vomited out the dinner she had three days ago...
Apart from Qian Qian and her sister, the third person who has no appetite is me who watched the whole battle scene with Qian Qian.
That scene was so disgusting...
"Oh, as heartless Xiling apostles, they are really happy..."
Looking at the group of emperors eating and drinking in front of us, Qianqian, my sister, I, and I were nesting in a corner like wretches abandoned by the world, sighing like this.
"That's because your mental endurance is too low."
Needless to say, the source of this voice is my mortal enemy of ten thousand years, my eternal rival, the so-called dark, evil, sinister and cunning devil...
"boom!"
Qianqian helped me up with distress, and while rubbing the big bump on my head, she scolded: "Ajun, don't think about these things on public channels in the future."
"...Well, I deserve it."
Although Lin Xue's tone was very unpleasant, what she said was true. Let's not talk about Qian Qian and my sister for now. Even I was just an ordinary high school student a year ago who was just waiting to die. Although now
I bear the name of Emperor Xiling, but from the bottom of my heart, my biggest goal in life is still to eat and die... When it comes to vision, knowledge and character, I think I can't compare to Lin Xue, who started from ten years old.
It's nothing to be ashamed of just joining an organization and participating in various life and death missions, that's the fact.
But this definitely cannot be the reason for Lin Xue to be arrogant in front of me!
This insidious, cunning, violent, shady, and troublesome young lady prophet, wants to rely on her pitiful life experience to make this emperor surrender. That is really a wishful thinking! I want her to know that a otaku is waiting to die.
The heart is absolutely unshakable!
When I thought of this, I immediately became high-spirited, and then looked at Lin Xue challengingly with firm eyes.
Our prophet was busy comforting Qian Qian, who was in a serious depression period, but he was suddenly startled by my sight. He immediately leaned over to Qian Qian’s ear and said: "Hey, Qian Qian, that bastard
Did you finish some messy things in your mind again? Why did it suddenly burst into flames for no apparent reason? You should be careful when sleeping tonight."
...You damn girl, can you stop pretending to be whispering like this at a volume that can be heard by everyone in the room?
"Ah——Jun——" Just when Lin Xue and I were about to enter the battle state, a high-pitched, thin but extremely penetrating cry suddenly came. I turned my head and saw an unknown green figure.
The flying object was rushing towards me at an astonishing super speed.
I was in a state of preparation for battle and immediately entered the legendary realm of innate selflessness. I looked at my eyes, my nose, my mouth, my mouth and my heart. The hallucinatory green shadow showed a clear trajectory in my eyes. At this moment, my soul
Possession.
"There is a hidden weapon!" I yelled, then I arched my left leg, kicked my right leg, twisted my waist, stepped forward, grabbed the green flying object in my hand, then turned around and accelerated.
"Whoosh——"
The hidden weapon came out.
A high-pitched exclamation gradually faded away: "Ah——"
The whole audience was shocked.
Two seconds later, I calmly asked my sister next to me: "Sister, what did I throw out just now?"
"Ding Dong." My sister answered briefly but firmly.
"Our goddess." Qian Qian answered briefly but firmly.
"The current God." Lin Xue looked at me with the eyes of a dead person and answered briefly but firmly.
Three seconds later, with an exasperated scream of "Ding Dong bites you!", the little bean curd that I threw into the ice cream bucket in front of Little Bubble came back and was almost eaten again (why do I say again?).
It clicked on my finger without hesitation.
"Ah...you little thing really bites!" I immediately threw up my hands in pain, but this seemingly weak little bean actually had amazing biting power, even though his small body was thrown in the air
Tossing it back and forth, Dingdang didn't show any intention of letting go. Instead, he bit harder and harder. Finally, he just hugged my finger and started chewing it.
Is this guy crazy with hunger!?
"It's so cute..." Just when we were gradually attracting the attention of the surrounding people due to too much movement, a delicate voice that made Dingdang's whole body tremble suddenly sounded behind me.
When I turned around, a certain purple-haired saltwater creature was staring at the little thing in my hand with its big shining eyes that could blind a dog, and at the same time glanced at me with pitiful and pleading eyes.
Come on, the fish tail flashing with pale golden light subconsciously flapped on the ground, as frequently as a triple Gatling gun with full firepower.
...Oops, I was infected by Pandora...
I shook my head vigorously, completely severing the strange connection between the mermaid and the Gatling Cannon, and then stretched my right hand forward with an unprecedented bright smile - of course, a little thing that refused to let go was still hanging on my waist.
on fingers.
"If you want it, take it back and keep it. Remember to bathe her every two days, feed her three times a day, take her to the garden often, pet her head when you have nothing to do, and remember to prepare more candies and small toys...
…”
Before I could finish speaking, Dingdang had already reacted and immediately exclaimed: "No!" Then he scurried behind Qian Qian, revealing a pair of frightened eyes and looking at the already eager mermaid princess, "Fish tail, you
Don't come here! Dingdang will bite you! Dingdang is really, really powerful!"
It seems that the somewhat off-line princess has really scared Dingdang these days. Isana seems to try to steal Dingdang back and raise her whenever she gets the chance. Although due to the alertness of Little Douding,
This saltwater creature has never succeeded, but she has succeeded in becoming the second most dangerous person in Dingdang's mind. As a friendly aside, the most dangerous person in Dingdang's mind is Yiyi, who is currently looking at the plate in front of her not far away.
Yeah, little chat bubble...
After spending so many days together, representatives of all races have discovered that we, the visitors from other worlds called "gods", are actually quite easy to get along with. Although there are many weird-tempered guys, we are not as aloof as the legend says.
, cold and harsh, so now the relationship between us and these natives of Azeroth has become more and more harmonious, and many Xiling commanders have even become good friends with those mortal generals. This is really a change in my life.
Unexpected gains - of course, I don't think this is the reason why Cicaro spends all day promoting pirated disks among a bunch of night elves.
Then again, despite this change in the way we get along, Isana's surprising moves will still make her followers so scared that they break out in cold sweat!