After finally pulling off the little thing that was stuck to my face like a gummy candy, I tapped the other person's little head with a helpless expression, and then took out the candy I had prepared from my pocket. The little one immediately cheered and held up his hand.
The "huge" candy bag disappeared in front of us with a chirp.
...Look, what she welcomed was candy, right?
"Welcome back, Master, is everything going well?"
A gentle and ethereal greeting sounded from the side, with a deep concern of six plus signs of healing. Ah, sure enough, having such an understanding and gentle and considerate maid is really the happiest thing for a homebody...
With the most happy smile a homeboy can show, I turned my head.
"...Anweina, don't lean out half of your body from the wall to say hello to others..."
As you can see, strictly speaking, I have just experienced two sister-like welcomes that would make every otaku jealous to death, but why do I feel a little bit uncomfortable instead?
After taking a comfortable hot shower, I leaned comfortably on the sofa in the living room and watched the daily confrontation between Little Bubbles and Pandora over the ownership of the last lollipop, but I always felt that something was missing.
After thinking hard about what to order for a long time, I suddenly realized that Alaya, who usually always sat at my feet on time at this time, put a pair of big wings on my legs and asked to comb his feathers, was missing.
"Speaking of which, where is Alaya?"
"I don't know," on the coffee table in front of me, little Dingdang was lying on an oversized apple, gnawing quickly like a small animal, while answering vaguely, "Alaya said in the morning that he was going for a ride in the stratosphere.
, those who haven’t come back yet..."
Ding Dong said, his voice getting duller and duller - the little thing gnawed out a huge hole in the apple, and now it has almost got into it...
Is IQ really related to brain size?
Anweina, who was preparing dinner for everyone, suddenly poked her head out of the kitchen door with a worried look on her face: "Will Sister Alaya be okay?"
I walked to the kitchen door expressionlessly, pushed the little ghost's head back, and said blankly: "Do you think there is anything on earth that can threaten an angel?"
The next second, the little ghost's head passed through my palm and reappeared firmly in front of me: "But Sister Alaya is the type who will get herself into trouble even if the world is peaceful..."
...I never thought that this point light source, which has always regarded itself as "the most obedient, sensible, gentle and courteous elite maid", would also have such unexpected moments of complaining. Could it be that our dangerous gang is equivalent to various complaining R&D centers about the pollution ability?
Is it really that powerful?
However, even though I know that with Alaya's strength, the chance of this silly cat angel encountering an accident on earth is no greater than that of Ding Dong suddenly giving up the lollipop or Lin Xue no longer being a violent maniac, I am still disappointed that she didn't show up until dinner time.
I was very curious when I got home. After concentrating for a while, I sent out a wide-area soul search: "Alaya! It's time to go home for dinner!"
Half a minute later, a dull and anxious voice echoed in my mind: "Brother Jun... I'm lost..."
Uh... forget it, it's not the first time it's happened anyway...
I am not surprised that Alaya got lost when he went for a drive. Although he is also a member of the Xiling Apostle, this pure and stupid angel does not seem to have a complete pathfinding function and memory module.
As a result, we often have to look for Alaya's headless figure in every corner of the world, such as the Himalayas, a penguin island in the Antarctic Circle, and the Arctic Ocean.
On the nameless ice floe in there... To be honest, now I'm so used to this guy getting lost that it's like seeing her wrestling on the flat ground.
"Okay, tell me about the situation around you, and we'll go find you..."
Probably due to nature, Alaya is not used to using technological items, so she has never had a navigation device or other things on her that can accurately locate herself. Moreover, as an energy creature formed from pure light elements, her own interference is enough to prevent
Any kind of remote positioning is impossible, so every time this girl gets lost, we can only choose this stupid way to find her back.
"Well... the sky is very dark and there are many stars..."
Oh, it seems that we have crossed time zones.
I turned to look outside at the sky where the sun had just set, and my expression gradually became subtle.
"Also, there is very fine sand and dust all around..."
Desert? This is a very important clue. I immediately ordered Pandora to start searching for desert places on the earth that are currently at night and have high air visibility.
"There are also many large pits, large circular pits, and there are also many stones on the ground."
...This...where would this be? Where in the desert would such a place appear?
"Brother Jun, what's more, I feel so light here..."
……ah?
"There seems to be a vacuum around..."
……What!?
"Moreover, the moon in the sky has turned blue and white, and its size has become many times larger!"
I-fuck!
"How did you end up on the moon, you damn girl!"
No, no! This is not the point! No matter how stupid Alaya is, as a Xiling person, it is impossible for her not to realize that she is on the moon, right? This should be common sense that everyone on earth has, right? A person born in high
The leader-level apostle of the Technological Empire should not have such an accident happen at this time, right? Alaya should at least have this knowledge in his mind, right?!
This dead girl makes me feel so embarrassed!
But after listening to my description, Pandora nodded calmly: "This is normal."
Very normal?
Is it normal to go out for a drive and get lost on the moon, and as a Xiling apostle not even aware of such a simple fact? In other words, the lower limit of "normal" is too broad for Alaya!?
"Because Alaya is an idiot," Pandora said matter-of-factly, and... the words she said that were so rude to Alaya sounded even more natural to us... This is really a subtle feeling, "
She often does this..."
Well, I won't investigate the rationality of this topic, which is a mess based on basic logic. As long as you know that Alaya is a fool, all problems will be solved.
For someone who is so natural, how reasonable do you expect her behavior to be?
A few minutes later, Alaya, who got lost and wandered to the moon, was finally picked up by the twin sisters who came to help after hearing the news. Looking at the stupid angel whose head and face were gray and whose expression was still dull, we...
I really can't hold it in any longer...
"I always feel... pfft... I always feel that it would be very rude to laugh at this time... pfft..."
"Qianqian... Just stop saying that while smiling... Pfft..."
"Brother Jun, I'm back..." The embarrassed Alaya blinked in confusion, seemingly unaware of how much trouble he had made this time, and then bowed slightly, just like he did after going home for a ride every day.
The ground said to me, and at the same time, a layer of moon dust fell on the ground again.
So... So Alaya like this is really the funniest thing!
"Okay, please clean yourself up first..."
After finally suppressing my laughter, I pointed at Alaya with a corner of my lips, indicating that the other party should also pay attention to my current appearance.
Qian Qian sighed with embarrassment from the side: "It's all moon dust... How much does it cost to sell it to the Central Academy of Sciences..."
"Oh." Alaya nodded, then spread his wings...
"Don't--"
Thank God, the expected smoke did not happen. After Alaya spread his wings, he did not flap as usual, but instantly turned into specks of golden light and disappeared into the living room.
Suddenly, the whole living room became bright, and a cloud of dust fell on the ground in front of us.
After a few seconds, the living room gradually returned to normal lighting, and Alaya appeared in front of us again with a shiny new look.
"No one can pollute the purest light in the world." Sandora shrugged, "But why do I think that for Alaya, all this is just equivalent to saving the trouble of taking a bath?"