Dingdang, who was lifted up in the air and interrogated by three courts, saw that he could no longer hide it, and finally said loudly: "Okay, okay! Dingdang is an idiot! Dingdang can't do anything well!! Dingdang just took the make-up exam.
A hopelessly poor student who failed to pass the junior certificate of creation fourteen times!!! Wow..."
At the end, probably because he felt too wronged, Dingdang burst into tears with a loud "Wow".
Ding Dong’s cry was so powerful that I instantly changed from a just official to an enemy of the people. I was bruised and bruised under the sharp eyes of a group of sympathetic girls...
"Look at you, you made Dingdang cry with anger."
She rolled her eyes at me rudely, then snatched the crying little thing from my hand, held it in her hand to comfort her with shining eyes - why did her eyes shine?
"I always feel like..." I twisted my neck stiffly and said to Sandora, who was also a little dull next to me, "I always feel like I heard something very subtle and full of complaints..."
Sandora bit off the chopsticks in her hand with a "click", and the corners of her mouth twitched slightly.
"I swear...Dingdang is definitely the most unreliable god I have ever seen..."
This is no longer a question of unreliability! In other words, the primary creation certificate should be the most worthy of ridicule, right? What kind of speechless social state is the world of gods? Is it possible that those gods are aloof and powerful?
Do you usually deal with such messy things?
With a little comfort, Dingdang finally calmed down, and then without any memory or lesson, he returned to my shoulder, which was the evil person just a second ago, and hit my head without pain or itch.
He said angrily: "Dingdang is preparing for the Level 4 exam of God of Creation, but Dingdang has not even passed the primary creation certificate. Without the primary creation certificate, he can't even get the admission ticket for the level 4 exam."
!Dingdang has retaken the exam fourteen times. If he still fails this retake...Dingdang will definitely be laughed at by those hateful juniors, especially that big stupid lizard with a brain full of muscles. Even that big idiot
Those who passed the exam once said... 555, it's really unfair. Why does the Creation God's qualification certification have to use the Creation Certificate as the basic qualification! Energy Creation, Introduction to Laws, Soul Creation and Space Creation are all very relevant.
Good at it! Why can’t they become basic documents!”
I... Where should I start to complain, you bastard!
Looking around, sure enough, not only me, but also Qian Qian and the others have collectively turned into pale plaster statues in the wind.
Dingdang continued to complain without realizing it, and then suddenly took out a thick gold-covered book from another space, and then proudly held up the huge book that was enough to hold more than a dozen of her and said:
"But Dingdang has hope now! It's this book. Dingdang spent a lot of effort to borrow the collector's edition from a senior sister. As long as he can complete several key experiments mentioned in this book, Dingdang will definitely succeed.
You can pass it in the fifteenth make-up exam!”
The family members who had evolved into Emperor Calm in the rolling thunder glanced at the mysterious runes on the cover of the book, and then raised their heads blankly: "This... can someone translate it?"
Shandora came over to take a look, took the gorgeous big book, pointed to the book cover and read: ""Little Dr. Q teaches you about creation - twenty-two classic experiments to create the world", signed "God Realm"
Creation Research Association, 386th revised edition..."
"Boom——"
The last thunderbolt fell, and we finally...became Buddhas...
"Keep working hard," I tapped Dingdang's little head with tears in my eyes, and then solemnly handed over the big gold-covered book that recorded the ultimate secret of the world, but for some reason it always made people burst into tears.
Handing the book to Dingdang, "You will definitely become a great creator god..."
Dingdang held up the huge book with both hands and nodded his little head: "Yeah! Dingdang will definitely succeed! Dingdang's written test score is very good! As long as he can pass the experimental class, there will be no problem at all! And Dingdang has decided,
This time, even if I have to bribe the invigilator, I have to pass! So there is no problem at all!"
I am already... unable to complain...
In that depressing underground base only 300 meters away, we found Lin Banxian, whom we had not seen for several days. Compared with us idlers, the latter was obviously much busier.
You can see the faint dark circles under the other party's eyes.
"You're just looking for a fight, right!? Eye shadow! Eye shadow!"
"... Just admit that you have dark circles under your eyes. It would be even more tragic for girls to wear eye shadow to this extent."
It was a routine meeting to quarrel, and then my sister had already habitually tried to persuade her: "Why do you two always quarrel every time you meet?"
Lin Xue gritted her teeth and glanced at me, then sat back behind her extremely luxurious desk and crossed her arms: "Tell me, what are you two brothers doing here today? Have you finally realized your enlightenment and decided to help us?
Got that damn criminal gang taken care of?"
At this moment, Ding Ling happened to open the door and come in. After listening to Lin Xue's words, she immediately complained helplessly: "Please, please have some moral integrity as a senior cadre of the special ability team! Just earn some face for the organization."
Bar!"
"I don't feel ashamed at all to ask for help from this piece of wood. Well, as a coolie, you should have the consciousness of a coolie, right?"
Right, your sister! Can you figure out who is asking for help now?!
Already aware of the character of her close friend, Ding Ling decisively chose to ignore Lin Xue's unconscious remarks. Instead, she walked straight to the latter's desk and placed something she had been holding in her arms on the table.
A black-looking puppy, with the words "I am a local dog" written all over its face. It is the most common domestic breed. Although it is not deformed to the point of missing eyes and nose, it does not have any
A brilliant place.
It is indeed a sense of violation for such a puppy from head to toe to appear in such a high-level place...
It seemed that this was not the first time that the puppy had been brought here by an unscrupulous owner. After the puppy was placed on the table, not only did he not look timid, but he immediately began to look around curiously. Finally, he drooped his ears and picked up the dripping
His little eyes turned to my side, and his tail began to sway like a twitch.
"A guy who has nothing but affinity..."
Lin Xue pouted, and then began to toss the unscrupulous little black dog who decisively expressed his affection for strangers.
"This is..." I ignored Lin Xue's comments, but turned my curious eyes to Ding Ling. Are all the people in the superpower group like this? Are they bringing their pets to work during working hours? Or is it just because the other party belongs to Lin Xue?
Friend such a subtle fact?
"My pet," Ding Ling didn't think anything was wrong at all, but admitted openly, "the name is x.o."
My sister, who has an extremely low resistance to cute things, went up to tease the unscrupulous little black dog that seemed to be extremely kind to everyone, and then turned back: "x.o? Why is this name so weird..."
Ding Ling pointed to her pet dog and introduced it to us: "The name has a lot of origins. You see, its front legs are X-shaped, but its hind legs are O-shaped..."
Just say that you abused this dog as a child and made it disabled...
Lin Xue fiddled with her friend's pet for a while, and then finally raised her head as if remembering something: "Speaking of which, how come you, a wretched man with no limits, have time to come over today? It seems like you are still at home waiting for mold at this time, right?"
By the way, do you need to add so many modal particles in front of you every time you address me?!
"A life of eating and waiting for death is indeed my goal in life, but some people insist on causing trouble."
As I said this, I casually took out a ball of colorful "jelly" from my pocket and threw it on Lin Xue's desk.
"We had a mail bomb attack. It was initially determined that the mysterious organization A, which is looking for trouble for people with supernatural powers everywhere, is causing trouble. Therefore, this head of state feels a little unhappy and is planning to retaliate. So let's take a look at you, the largest mutant in Asia.
Can we organize to find any trace of the other party?"
"Woof! Woof woof!!"
The brave x.o immediately challenged the mysterious props that suddenly appeared.
"What is this? It's quite beautiful." Ding Ling came over curiously and stretched out her hand to touch the magnificent post-modern "jelly".
"This is the mail bomb." My sister pointed and said.
Ding Ling's hand retracted with a "swish", "Bomb? Don't tell me, it looks really...eh? This...how is this bomb..."
I explained on the side: "Because it has been detonated, but was stagnated for a while, so it is safe now."
After hearing this, Ding Ling's eyes immediately opened wide. After a while, she said with her lips raised: "It's so outrageous..."
"Woof! Woof woof!!"
x.o is still bravely provoking.
Then, I roughly told the origin of this mail bomb - in fact, there is not much to say. Except that the final solution is quite fantasy, the way this thing appears is completely consistent with the most normal home delivery process. For a very powerful person,
It is not difficult for a supernatural organization to prepare such a mail bomb and mix it into a normal mail package.
"You guys are really careless." After listening to my story, Lin Xue could only sigh helplessly, "How many professional soldiers do you have, you actually let a bomb sneak into the base camp... Okay, okay, for Sister Chen Qian's sake
I won’t educate you anymore, so in other words, you are feeling unhappy now and want to take revenge, so you come to me for clues? When did the superpower team become a handyman... But it’s okay, it’s rare that you finally have it
If you have some consciousness as a coolie, then play the glorious role of this young lady as a gold-medal thug!"