"That is to say, in fact, the two of you are old friends whom Emiya Kiritsugu met when he was traveling around the country in his early years. Now my sister has come to Fuyuki City to study martial arts, and my brother has also come with me. Originally, I wanted to visit my old friend, but I found that he has passed away.
Since I haven’t found a suitable place to live, I’m planning to stay at Emiya’s residence for the time being... Phew... It’s killing me, isn’t it?”
Did you say it suffocated you to death? I think so...
The woman who finished recounting the excuses I and Saiko came up with in one breath in front of me has amazing lung capacity, and the words and deeds of a complete tomboy. She is the former friend of Emiya Shirou's adoptive father, Emiya Kiritsugu, and she is currently serving as Emiya Shirou's guardian.
Taiga Fujimura, who came to this mansion to eat and drink, was obviously a girl, and she was Shirou Emiya's English teacher and homeroom teacher, but she had such a masculine name and a rough personality. This made Saiko have a strong affection for her.
Due to their interest in each other, and the familiar personalities of both of them, within just a few minutes of conversation, Fujimura, who has a bold nature, fell in love with the lively, outgoing and polite Ruizi, and patted his chest with confidence.
: "Don't worry! I'll protect you! No one in Fuyuki City will dare to bully you! But is it really okay for you brothers and sisters to live next to this unreliable guy? The gas explosion here last night seemed to have destroyed the yard.
Has it all exploded into a big crater?”
Is this really what a teacher should say and do? And the gas explosion...does this Fujimura sister really have any common sense? Even if the underground gas pipeline explodes, can such a sinkhole be formed in the yard?
Emiya Shirou's reason is idiotic, and you are even more idiotic for believing it!
"If the gas explodes, it probably has nothing to do with my unreliability..." Emiya Shirou scratched his cheek with an embarrassed look on his face and said, "By the way, I didn't see Sakura today..."
"You kid, you won't start to miss me after just one day, right?" Fujimura had finished his rice at an alarming speed, and then asked for another bowl without politeness. From his words and deeds to his behavior, he perfectly subverted the expectations of a middle school teacher.
All standards.
"Sister Fujimura, you should think more about your own life events."
A blue vein flashed across Wei Gong's brow, and then he hit the Achilles' heel of a vicious teacher nicknamed "Tiger" who couldn't get married.
Ah, what a happy day, Emiya-san, you have been working really hard.
Matou Sakura...the girl who had a tragic fate in the original plot?
Leizi and I looked at each other and realized that certain things could be decided without any discussion at all.
While searching for anomalies in the world, it is completely effortless to save one or two people. After Shandora and the others safely pass through the turbulence of time, they will completely smash the trend of events in this world. That should
It won't take long.
While Ruizi and I were using our mental connection to figure out how to twist the plot of this world, an exclamation from Fujimura suddenly startled us: "Ah! Oh no, no, no! It's already this time. I'm going to be late. I'm going to be late."
Got it!!"
Seeing the Fujimura Taihe disappearing away, his ears echoed with the other party's distant exclamation. Emiya Shirou could only grin innocently at us, with a dumbfounded expression on his face.
"If you put it this way, is the identity of the brother and sister you used as a disguise to come to study really reliable?" Although Emiya Shirou gave people the first impression of a person with unrealistic "*** dreams"
He is an idiot, but he also has a thoughtful side, and his natural habit of thinking about others made him worry about our temporarily made-up identity so quickly.
"You don't need to worry about this," I patted Leizi on the head, "This girl's admission procedures will be completed soon. For us, everything is not a problem."
That's right, because behind us we have the most powerful counterfeiting gang and senior counterfeiters in history. Although it hurts to say this, at this moment I suddenly felt that that old bastard Cicaro can really do it occasionally.
Something good.
Emiya Shirou was still a student at school. After breakfast, he hurriedly explained something and went out to school. During this period, Saber, of course, out of standard safety considerations, raised questions about him, an enemy target, leaving the house so brazenly.
However, due to Emiya's half-hearted level of magic, it was impossible for Saber to spiritualize herself and guard him, and Emiya's occasional stubbornness made Saber helpless. In the end, after a period of reassurance, Emiya Shirou
He left the house anyway, leaving a heroic spirit and two "alien friends" behind to look after the house.
Okay, I know that being able to spend a day with the famous stupid king without any interference must be a supreme happiness in the eyes of many people, but...
This Artoria is too serious! You have to have a limit to your seriousness, right? With a character like this, you have to take every word seriously to the end. How do you ask me to find options to increase my favorability in daily conversations?
!
Saber, or Arturia, is unsmiling and taciturn, but she is not the silent type like Sanwu. Ruizi and I did chat with this upright girl for a while at first.
But maybe because they were not familiar with each other, and the worlds they came into contact with were so different, even Ruizi, who had social skills level 6, quickly fell into a boring situation. Then, there were three seemingly inhuman guys guarding her.
I spent the whole day sunbathing my back in the appallingly large courtyard of the palace...
In this way, after being bored for a whole day, I decisively decided to go to school tomorrow with tears in my eyes - although the latter showed quite dissatisfaction with my decision, but I knew a few key points
All the incidents will happen at school or nearby. The girl who promised to obey orders before coming here still pouted and agreed.
It seems to have become a habit for the owner of this mansion to return home late every day. Basically, Emiya is left behind for various reasons every day. Helping his classmates to repair things or doing things like duty has almost become his signature
, when Saber, who was left at home, was almost so hungry that she went berserk, we heard the creak of the courtyard door opening. It was already nightfall.
Congratulations, young man, you can see in advance the fighting power of the hungry King Da Mao.
Saber's ability to destroy four people's meals at an indescribable speed almost made Emiya Shirou's jaw cramp, while Saiko and I just watched indifferently. The reason is very simple. Saber failed to finish the plate in the end.
This determines the distance between the two blonde queens, the distance between heaven and earth, well, the distance between the dinner table.
However, Saber herself did not have any awareness of her amazing appetite. Noticing Emiya's horrified gaze, she just checked her clothes strangely, then sat upright and asked meticulously: "What's the matter, Shirou? What's wrong with me?"
Place?"
"Ah...hey, that's not..." Wei Gong was finally not stupid enough to tell a girl that his food intake was too large, and just as he finished speaking, another voice came from the yard.
There was a sound outside: "Ah, it seems that you are back, Emiya."
It's Tohsaka Rin's voice. According to yesterday's agreement, she will take Emiya to Kotomine Church today to find the NPC there to take the mission... But she chose such a perfect time to come. It is said that Miss Rin has been investigating Wei Miyazaki.
What are the living habits of Mr. Gong?
With such malicious suspicions in mind, Emiya and I went out to meet Tohsaka, and Saber immediately prepared her weapons. Although it was no longer a meeting to fight, strictly speaking, Tohsaka Rin is still
It is the enemy. A half-assed Emiya can be unaware of it, but the King of Knights who fights on the battlefield will not be careless.
"Why, do you want to go too?"
Noticing that Saiko and I were also welcomed out, Tohsaka Rin couldn't help but frowned, "I say, strictly speaking, you should be outsiders. Although the situation is a bit special, you have rashly interfered in the affairs between us humans.
, it doesn’t seem appropriate.”
"In fact, this is the case, because we are photography enthusiasts from the Alex Centauri star cluster, and this time we want to be immersed in the scene..."
Tohsaka Rin was decisively confused: "Wait a minute, aren't you from the A star cluster?"
"Because of the recent administrative division of A Star Cluster, our household register has been changed to Alex Star Cluster." I said without changing my expression.
Then...then Tohsaka Rin believed it!! She actually believed it!
But Miss Rin, who seemed to be deceived by the alien administrative divisions, was not a fool. She immediately discovered my intention to divert attention and said loudly: "Star clusters and the like are not important at all, are they?! What is important is that you are not
You have to get involved in our affairs, right?”
"Hey, Rin, this is a bit rude." The servant in red trench coat reminded the master who was a little embarrassed, and showed a helpless and slightly apologetic look to us.
Finally, after agreeing to just wait outside the church and not go in, Tohsaka Rin finally reluctantly agreed to take us with him. This competitive girl who likes to let things develop under her control can do such a thing
It was not easy to give in, so I did not continue to force it. Anyway, there would be many opportunities to deal with a certain fake priest in the future.
Kotomine Church, this is the place where Kirei Kotomine is located, who is sent by both the Magus Association and the Church to serve as the supervisor of this Holy Grail War and the protector of the losing side. The latter is a priest.
, but at the same time he is a magician who is considered a heretic in the eyes of religious people. It is no wonder that Tohsaka Rin calls him a false priest. It is said that Kotomine Kirei is Tohsaka Rin's senior brother in magic, and he is also the latter's current brother.
Guardian, but in my opinion, Miss Rin's respect for her guardian is really limited. This can be seen just from the fact that Miss Rin opened the door with her feet instead of her hands.
"Are you deceiving us about your identity?" The taciturn blond girl, who was waiting idle outside the church with Saber, suddenly took the initiative to break the silence, "The loophole is too obvious."
"Bullshit," I admitted without hesitation. Anyway, this funny "photography enthusiast identity" has already conveyed the message of "identity confidentiality". The people we deal with are all smart people, and it won't take long for them to understand this.
It's normal to have doubts about your identity, "You can also see that my sister Leizi is wearing a military uniform in battle."
"So that's a military uniform?" Saber immediately asked curiously.
...Well, it turns out you didn’t see it.
They were chatting without a word, and it sounded like a very serious topic, but because each other tacitly understood it or simply said that we were heartless, the sensitive topic of finding out one party's true identity could also be used for small talk, until
Shirou Emiya, who had a complex look on his face, walked out of the church door.
I raised my hand and said hello from a distance: "Hey! Boy, you seem to be very confused. Do you need guidance in life?"
"The director's brother and Lilina have been together for too long." Ruizi immediately made a judgment.
Tsk, why are you mentioning that stupid and evil Priestess at this time?
Emiya Shirou was diverted by my unusual greeting, and the tangled expression on his face seemed to have calmed down a lot. It could be seen that although he might have difficulty accepting some cruel facts for a while, he was not very confused in his heart. I
Should it be said that the single-minded spirit of a good old man is indeed invincible?
"Let's go, we'll talk about it when we get back."
I patted Emiya on the shoulder, still pretending to be a life mentor in an old-fashioned way, but the other party rolled his eyes unceremoniously and walked forward first.
It was late at night, and the road back to Wei Palace was quiet, with only the dim streetlights for company. Perhaps everyone had their own thoughts, so we didn’t talk much - at least that’s what it seemed, because we were mentally connected.
On one level, Ruizi has already talked about her personal history from the third grade of elementary school to the entry level of junior high school. This girl really talks to me about everything.
"Shirou!"
"cold!"
When we arrived outside the courtyard wall of Emiya Residence and were about to separate, the two servants suddenly broke the silence along the way by shouting. In an instant, the man in red trench coat who was protecting Tohsaka Rin had already left.
The spirit body manifested its true form, the black and white swords were tightly held in both hands, reflecting a cold light, while Saber held her hands in front of her, obviously having drawn the invisible sword.
In the slight mist at night, two figures, one nearly three meters tall and the other petite only one Pandora (it seems that this has become a unit of height?), are strutting towards this side with almost uncontrollable surging magic power.
"We meet again, big brother~~~"
The figure of the visitor emerged from the mist. The person who spoke was a petite, cute girl with silver-white shawl hair and blood-red eyes. In sharp contrast to this girl, standing beside her, was a tall girl.
A giant who is at least two and a half meters tall, with an upper body, muscles like light gray metal, and flying hair.
The oppressive magic power stirred in the surrounding air, and the hostility of the visitor broke out without concealment at this moment.
It's not the first time they've met - these words immediately focused everyone's attention on Shirou Emiya, and the trace of confusion and solemn look on the latter's face confirmed this.
"Illyasviel von Einzbern," Tohsaka Rin said the identity of the other party at once. It seemed that she had conducted a very thorough research on the enemies she might encounter in this war.
Investigation, "I didn't expect you to show up so soon, facing two masters and two servants alone, and..." Tohsaka Rin glanced at us when he said this, but he was a little conflicted and didn't know whether he should
We also rashly counted them in our own combat power, and then continued: "There are two opponents whose details you may not even know. It's really a risky move."
"Because I want to meet my big brother as soon as possible," the silver-haired girl's eyes were always focused on Shirou Emiya. Although she had a very sweet smile on her face, the words she spoke did not make people feel warm at all.
"Then, kill you."
As the little girl finished speaking, the huge "creature" more than two meters tall let out an irrational roar at the same time, just... like a monster that only knew the instinct to kill.
"And Ilya doesn't think it's risky at all. Berserker is the most powerful monster and can kill you easily, so don't resist and just let Berserker kill you."
"Are you kidding me?" Tohsaka Rin had just said this angrily when the attack from the giant "man" on the opposite side had already arrived in an instant.
Like a huge irregular stone slab, it turned out to be Berserker's weapon. The huge stone slab, which might be heavy enough to crush a person to death, was as light as a feather in the hands of the giant, effortlessly sweeping away the man in red trench coat who stepped forward to attack him.
Flying, and Tohsaka Rin's face showed a look of shock immediately after she narrowly escaped. It was obvious that she could not accept the fact that her servant was instantly killed by the attack of the monster in front of her.
At this moment, Saber, who was already ready to attack, rushed towards the giant wielding the stone ax like an arrow. This was supposed to be a sure blow, but the huge giant actually had a completely foul agility, soaring high.
The raised stone ax directly hit Saber's weapon. The girl managed to block it, and then there was a lightning-like second blow. The blond girl, who did not have the advantage in strength, was also directly knocked away, in a silver-white arc.
, sprinkled with shocking traces of blood.
"Saber!" Shirou Emiya rushed forward immediately, but there was a figure faster than him.
At this moment, I really wanted to say "Holy Shield Tear, transform and set off!", but that girl's teeth were even more ruthless than Qian Qian's, so I didn't dare to say it.
That's right, the person who rushed forward to block Berserker's fatal combo and saved the seriously injured Saber was none other than a typical action person, Miss Saten Ruiko - sometimes also called Holy Shield Ruiko, Striker Ruiko
Godzilla, Godzilla, Godzilla...
It really suits her character, she acts immediately when she sees others in danger.
But to be honest, with Leizi's half-assed sword skills, even with the ability to jump in space, it is impossible to block berserker's attack with fighting skills. Therefore, the current situation is that the stupid girl doesn't even have time to use the sword.
Instead, she squatted on the ground holding her head. The giant's heavy stone ax was hovering less than half a meter above her head: it was blocked by a light blue energy shield that was constantly emitting ripples.
against the opponent's attack.
What an amazing power. Just brute force can cause damage to the psionic shield of an officer-level Xiling apostle. Even if it does not break the defense, this is already more than ordinary Xiling warriors. It seems that in this world of low magic and low energy,