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Chapter four hundred and seventy seventh picnic

Chapter 477 Let’s have a picnic

"Your original purpose should be to help the girl named Matou Sakura, right?"

After hiding Rider and the temporary treatment platform she was on in the phase space again, Saber, who had always had a thoughtful expression, suddenly broke the silence and spoke straight to the point.

"Why do you think so?"

I looked at the blond girl curiously, and the other girl looked straight at me with her lake-green eyes without any impurities, her face showing unwavering confidence in her guess.

"Rider mentioned your motives and it just gave me some thoughts." Saber turned her head and looked at the back of Ruizi who was about to go to the kitchen to prepare lunch. "As for those seemingly random actions, you have always explained that they are

My own interest or curiosity, but at least what happened today, I don’t think it was accidental that you wanted to help the girl named Matou Sakura.”

"Yes, that was planned. For some reason, I learned a little about that girl's experience, and then I sympathized. It's that simple."

It was a very vague answer. If we really wanted to investigate it seriously, it would lead to even greater doubts. However, the King of Knights just nodded and gave up on pursuing it.

"Are you helping ordinary people in distress? You have the same personality as Shirou," the dull hair on Saber's head jumped up and down as she nodded seriously, "Although you are a non-human being, you are an upright person."

Great, an upright person finally didn't directly say that I am a good person.

I was feeling touched that I hadn't been given the good guy card this time, when a subtle grunting sound suddenly sounded from around me.

"Ah," Saber covered her stomach in embarrassment, "I wasn't too full for breakfast."

I understand that because of the sometimes scrutinizing and sometimes pitiful gazes of Sister Fujimura and Matou Sakura, as well as the two 1.2-meter-tall winter melons who fight from time to time at the dining table, basically anyone who is not lacking in foresight will not be able to eat well.

What is worth mentioning here is that it seems that the heartless bosses in the family are able to take advantage of Hesse's words no matter what the circumstances.

"It sounds like I'm a little hungry." It's not good for a girl to be embarrassed by her stomach growling, so I quickly licked my stomach. "Hunger is a big enemy. It may be difficult for Leizi to cook alone. We

Come over and help."

"Yeah!" King Daimao nodded heavily, "I agree with you, hunger is the enemy!"

Wow, she actually really thinks so!

How should I put it? It sounds like a wonderful thing to prepare lunch with Daimao Wang and Leizi's sister as a happy family of three, but the reality is extremely cruel. When Leizi heard that I was going to help in the kitchen, she almost raised her hand.

The shovel was in a fight to the death, and after seeing Saber spend ten minutes studying the direction of the gas stove switch, Laizi, who had entered the weird housewife mode, also unceremoniously blasted out our Majesty the King of Great Britain.

, as a result, a king of the human world and a head of state in all realms was defeated by a cook, and was reduced to fighting for a TV with two 12-meter-tall men in the living room.

I'm quite confident about Leizi's craftsmanship. Although it's not as good as Anweina's bug-level cook who is clearly outside the norm and is almost at the legal level, Leizi is from a very ordinary background and is very diligent.

Her level of housekeeping is definitely not bad. She also learned a few tricks from Anweina with great interest. After tasting her craftsmanship, even Anweina, a teacher, highly praised Leizi's cooking skills.

Talent, and even wanted to teach Ruizi "100 skills necessary to become a gold medal maid" on a whim. Of course, after hearing that the first skills were maid outfit ribbon tentacle attack and heavy firearms disassembly and assembly guide, Ruizi

Decisively chose to retreat.

Once again, a friendly reminder, students whose combat power has not reached 1 million must not challenge Anweina's "Maid's Manual", otherwise even the imperial commander will die.

The time passed minute by second in the boring but joyful watching of TV and the occasional growling sound of a certain silly king's stomach. Finally, the smell of food came from the direction of the kitchen. This smell seemed to be a signal. Just now

Saber, who was still watching TV nearby, decisively sat down in front of the dining table in the next second. Although her sitting posture was upright enough to be compared to a sculpture, the series of afterimages from the TV to the dining table really made me think.

Complaining, Pandora and Huesca looked at each other, and at the same time felt that they had found an opportunity to express themselves in front of everyone, and ran towards the kitchen in a gust of wind. After a while, the two little guys each held a big

The tray quickly walked into the living room.

By the way, are you putting the dinner plate on your head to strengthen your image of a short winter melon, you little fools?!

"What I'm cooking today is the director's favorite Chinese food," said Leizi, who was still wearing an apron, and brought the last soup to the table with a smile that asked for credit, and then opened her eyes in anticipation.

He looked at me with his eyes, "This soup is Ruizi's confident work. Onii-sama, you must drink it well!"

Great, is this the legendary love soup from a soft girl? I am so lucky to be Ruizi's brother.

However, it seems that God is not willing to let me drink the soup so happily. Just when everyone is about to start, bursts of sharp air screams from the sky outside suddenly interrupt everyone's movements. That's right.

, is the kind of scream produced by the friction of something with huge mass in the air.

This voice was so familiar that Saber, who had already experienced it twice, almost immediately... rushed toward the door with the rice cooker beside her.

"Vesca put away the pots and pans! Pandora stood on the table! Leizi helped me carry the food, and evacuate quickly!!"

At this critical moment, I was able to calm down and organize the rescue work for today's lunch in an orderly manner. Such a commanding attitude made Saber, who had already run to the door, couldn't help but hesitate, and then turned around and praised: "You must

He’s a good leader!”

Hey hey hey! Isn’t this the time to think about leadership style!? How the hell am I going to explain to Emiya what’s going to happen next? Damn it!

Almost at the same time that we had just escaped from the danger zone carrying the rescued meals and gathered in the front yard where half of the ground was still in a destroyed state, a dazzling light ball had already cut through the sky with thunderous force, and then went straight.

The ground hit the roof of the main house where we were standing just a second ago.

In an instant, the earth collapsed, walls collapsed, and billowing smoke erupted from every window of the main house. The walls supporting those windows also began to collapse two seconds later.

The shock wave from the extraterrestrial object destroyed the main residence of Emiya Mansion without any accident. This building with a long history was quickly shrouded in a spreading smoke while we were stunned, and then collapsed at an alarming speed, with flying rubble.

The steel bars hit the psionic shield, causing ripples, but they couldn't make any waves in my already calm heart.

Because something suddenly occurred to me just now: if Pandora and Visca, two superhuman girls, were in charge, maybe this landing capsule could be intercepted in mid-air.

Emiya-san, I...I will really help you repair your house!

"Is this one of yours again?" Saber held the rice cooker that she regarded as a treasure and suddenly said in a very resigned tone, "Then, please at least tell me how many of you are planning to come over?"

"Don't worry, this is the last one! It's definitely the last one!" I said quickly and firmly, "And I will definitely be responsible for helping to repair the house!"

"I believe in your character." King Daimao nodded, as if he wanted to say something, but was immediately interrupted by a voice coming from the thick smoke on the opposite side:

"Wow! Arjun! I finally came out of the turbulence! It seems I missed a lot of interesting things! And I'm starving to death! Is there anything to eat?"

Accompanied by such cheerful shouts, a sky-blue figure with a bright gold color broke through the thick smoke and dust. From a distance of more than ten meters, I felt that the plate in my hand was about to be ruined.

Sure enough, one minute later, the lunch we had just rescued had already been reduced by one-third at a speed visible to the naked eye at Sandora's eating speed that could throw out afterimages.

At least, at least leave a pair of chopsticks, so that I can eat instant noodles later!

Such a shocking eating scene even amazed Saber, who has a big stomach. She even cast a horrified look at me: "This is really an amazing amount of food! Even the knight with the biggest appetite cannot compare with her, and... how can she even use chopsticks?"

All bitten off?"

Come on, my Sandora's eating range can directly sweep across the periodic table of elements, so mere chopsticks are not worth mentioning!

"Huh, let's eat half full."

After a few minutes of restlessness, she put down half of the plate in her hand without feeling satisfied. Sandora gently patted her stomach, which had not changed at all, and said to us.

"In terms of food intake, I am willing to give up."

Saber said this abruptly, and then bowed to Sandora sincerely.

I looked at the still smoking house behind Sandora with a confused look on my face, wondering if Emiya-san would simply faint after returning.

"Sandora, prepare to ask Avalon to send some engineers over, construction workers disguised as humans. We have to repair other people's houses."

But the top priority now is how to prevent Emiya from looking for us to fight for his life after he comes back - although whether the good old man has the concept of looking for someone to fight for his life is still a question.

Seeing that it was getting late, I quickly ran out of the gate of Emiya's residence. I happened to see Emiya Shirou and Tohsaka Rin walking from the other end of the path. Judging from the relaxed expressions of both of them, it was obvious that they were in school.

They were all very happy that the internal matter was resolved so quickly, and that another hostile magician surfaced quickly, but one of them might not be able to laugh anymore soon.

"Yo! Emiya!"

When I was still more than ten meters away from the other party, I said hello loudly, and the boy opposite also waved from a distance. Then Miss Tohsaka suddenly took two steps and came to me menacingly.

: "Hey, it seems like you ignored me just now, right!?"

Sorry, because the other thing is too serious.

"Why are you waiting at the door? It would be the host's dereliction of duty to let the guests go out to greet them." Emiya said as he opened the door to enter the courtyard, but I grabbed him.

"How can I put it, there is one thing I want to tell you... We have used our own means to contact the construction workers, and they will start to help you repair the sinkhole in the backyard and the outer wall in two days."

"Ah, that's great. I've been having a headache about this problem." Emiya immediately patted his head and showed a cheerful smile.

"One more thing," I struggled for a moment, then straightened my face, "we also plan to help you flip the main house."

After I finished speaking, I reached out and pushed open the courtyard door, revealing the ruins inside.

"So I broke it first and then established it..."

"Ah! Emiya fainted!"

Looking at the Emiya residence that had been almost completely destroyed, a certain hyena looked like he was about to cry, while Tohsaka Rin nodded in agreement and came to an irresponsible conclusion: "I think before the Holy Grail War ends,

, you will die in their hands."

Even Archer, who had turned into a spirit body, couldn't help but show his physical form. Looking at the desolate scene in front of him like a demolition site under the setting sun, the corners of the man in red's eyes twitched: "Three-fifths of the backyard was destroyed, the main house collapsed, and the courtyard

Half of the wall collapsed and a third of the front yard was destroyed. Sure enough, you are here to invade the earth!"

That's too much. We are obviously here to save the world!

"Anyway, how are you going to prepare your dinner today?" Tohsaka Rin looked around the dilapidated courtyard, then raised his eyebrows, "The kitchen is gone."

"It seems that my sister has solved this problem."

I coughed awkwardly and pointed to a corner of the yard.

Leizi set up a grill there, and a lot of tools collected from God knows where, and happily played jungle barbecue on the reinforced concrete ruins. Next to her, Pandora and Huesca were

During the meat-cutting competition, Saber was helping to prepare the charcoal fire, while another beautiful girl with long hair like a golden waterfall was in charge of drooling.

"We can have a picnic."

Compared to Emiya Shirou's expression of pain, Tohsaka Rin immediately showed interest: "Oh? It looks very interesting. It seems to have found a bit of a desperate survival game feeling, but that blond girl

Looks like a strange face, right?"

Sandora's ear power is of course amazing. As soon as Tohsaka Rin finished speaking, she immediately flashed in front of everyone, and then nodded to Tohsaka Rin with textbook aristocratic etiquette and noble temperament, her expression was like a king who reigns among the common people.

: "Hello, I am a photography enthusiast from the Delta Centauri star cluster. I failed to make an emergency landing here because I was trying to avoid a passing wild Ultraman."

This girl remembered the wrong word, so I quickly corrected it: "Ah, the administrative division on our end has changed again. The current household registration book is changed to Delta Star Cluster."

Rin Tosaka was stunned, and then faced me with a look of sorrow and anger: "At least you should change your profession! Apart from photography enthusiasts, don't you Centaurs have anything else?"

Tsk, everyone knows it’s a scammer anyway, so you’ll lose if you take it seriously.

The sky gradually dimmed until the lanterns came on and the dark stars twinkled. We set up a grill among the ruins of reinforced concrete and chatted with each other by the flickering light of the campfire. This experience was absolutely unimaginable to most people, even Emiya Shirou himself.

They all appear to be in high spirits.

Well, this guy is indeed an incredible good man. When ordinary people encounter such a situation, it would be a sign of restraint not to come to us for help, but he can actually think of caring about whether we will not get used to it after falling on the earth.

, although this is related to our promise to help repair the house in a short time, but this guy's temper is really hopeless, right?

"Anyway, you didn't do it on purpose," Shirou Emiya just waved his hand generously in response to my question, "and you are living on a strange planet. You should be in more need of help than me, and you also help rebuild the house.

So I shouldn’t be angry at all, right?”

Facing such a weird guy, I was completely speechless.

"Wow, this barbecue is great!" Leizi suddenly exclaimed, and then Saber on the opposite side immediately puffed up her chest proudly: "Using any kind of fuel to roast any edible meat in large quantities is a must during a march and war.

I have very few skills, and although I’m not very good at using modern kitchen utensils, I’m quite confident in this traditional barbecue technique!”

"You are really a bunch of incredible guys," Tohsaka Rin quietly came over and whispered, "You have really made a mess of our lives, but... now, it makes people feel more relaxed.

few."

"Really," I said noncommittally.

"Tohsaka, can I ask you something?"

After a moment of silence, this voice suddenly sounded in the other person's mind. The girl who was slowly finishing the barbecue in front of her was startled, almost choked, and then looked at me with surprised eyes.

"Psychic dialogue is just our ability. Now you can try to respond."

Rin Tosaka lowered his head and waited for a few seconds. Sure enough, the other person's probing voice sounded in my mind: "Well, is that so?"

"Well done, I just want to ask, what is the meaning of the Holy Grail in your heart?"

I didn't expect that I would suddenly ask such a question. Tohsaka Rin was stunned for a moment, and then answered: "Holy Grail? It doesn't mean anything to me. All I want is the result of victory in the Holy Grail War, and that's it. As for the

The Holy Grail can grant wishes or something, if Archer wants it, just leave it to him."

"Do you just want to use this to prove your strength as the heir to the Tohsaka family and comfort your father?"

This time, there was a longer silence.

"You seem to know everything."

"As a high school student in the new century, you must understand one thing: voyeurism, that is the nature of aliens!"


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