Only the huge floor-standing clock opposite made a mechanical sound of "clack-clack-clack".
"Pandora, Huesca, stop playing! Go and inform Bubble that the empire needs her!"
In an instant, the two young men put away the weapons that filled the living room, and then disappeared from everyone's sight.
"You...say it again?" I pressed my left hand on the huge ornate suitcase and asked Ding Ling for confirmation with a serious expression.
"If I remember correctly, this is what the doll in the box called itself. At 12:30 in the evening, it suddenly broke through the glass of the room and fell next to me. It was so big that it didn't even want to say a word, and it had a bad temper.
Stinky guy."
Ding Ling also knew that things were weird, but she was even more convinced that the weirder group of guys in front of her could handle any similar thing. So, with a face full of resentment, this young lady who never went to the Three Treasures Palace for nothing began to pour out her bitterness to us.
.
"And I also have severe paranoia. From the first day I came to my house, I tried to find my father all over the world. I didn't realize how shocking I was as a moving doll.
Things, I almost broke my heart in order to hide her. I originally thought I could make a fortune by getting a rare treasure, but in the end I had to pay for x.o’s treatment for his hind legs that were damaged by mercury lamps... Uh.
"Can you just pretend that I didn't say that?"
It's okay, compared with a young lady who relies on calculating alien rents to revitalize her family, your greed for money is far from qualified.
Moreover, speaking of
He wasn't kidnapped and taken to a dog meat restaurant.
Mercury Lamp - If my guess is correct and the setting of this world is correct, this should be the name of the first doll in "Rose Maiden".
"Rose Girl", I didn't watch this animation in its entirety, but after the mother of a veteran otaku came to this house, she was force-fed about 40GB of relevant information, and she cleared it and went to sleep.
I skipped the ones that I didn’t understand, swallowed them with rice when eating, and finally forgot about them. I still retained about 30% of the relevant plot. It seemed that what it was about was the seven living dolls in the God of Light Genji.
Under the glorious guidance of Taoist Master Luo Zhen, they fought with each other and collected the seven dragon balls that can realize wishes, so as to complete the doll plan, and finally gave birth to the perfect level 6 girl. Such a post-modern urban alien full of love and warmth.
Can story...
I always feel that once the child’s mother finds out about the idea I just made, I will appear in the spare fuel tanks of every battleship in the Imperial fleet the next day. Is it my imagination?
Okay, okay, I know I remembered something wrong, but in the story of the Rose Maiden, there is indeed such a doll called Mercury Lamp. Yes, she is the first doll created by the Miracle Puppet Master Luo Zhen.
, but failed to obtain a complete body because the latter suddenly gave up in the middle of production. Despite this, he still respected and admired his creator, and wanted to fight with his sisters at all costs.
Win the battle and become the ultimate perfect individual: lev who obeys God's will in a human body... Ahem, the perfect girl named Alice finally proves in front of her "father" that she is no worse than any of her sisters and proves herself
It's not a "defective product", that's probably it. So, what Ding Ling mentioned...
"Looking all over the world for my father who has gone to nowhere", it probably refers to the mercury lamp's attempt to find Luo Zhen, right?
Having a pair of sisters who always want to plant crystal cross flags all over the world and have to comfort them all the time, I understand Ding Ling's headache a little bit.
Being able to successfully keep mercury lamps in a room until now, Ding Ling, in a sense, you have won.
"The child's father, are you looking for me?"
The sudden voice behind me interrupted my analysis of whether the Rose Girls were collecting Dragon Balls or Chapter 42. The bubble that had just slipped back to play games had been dragged over by Pandora and the others.
"We got a box. If you have red hands, you can open it."
As I said this, I bent down, picked up the mother, who was only one meter tall, and placed her on the table, which was a bit grand for her.
"In this treasure box, the girl who traveled through time and space is sealed, the mercury lamp."
The sound of needle dropping could be heard again in the living room - Oops, the series just now made it difficult for me to get back on track.
Paopao was stunned for a long time, then tilted his head cutely: "Huh?"
"Anyway, let's open this box first... Ding Ling, how do you open this thing?"
I have long noticed that the suitcase is different from the one in my impression. In cartoons or comics, the suitcase the Rose Girls live in looks very similar to an ordinary suitcase, and the lock on it is set to allow anyone to enter.
The guy in custody looked like he could poke it open with a stick of celery, but the box Ding Ling brought looked seamless. In fact, except for its handle and the complicated pattern on the surface, there wasn't even a single gap in the whole box.
, I guess I can cut it open with a saber, but whether I will be chased by the bad-tempered doll inside is another question.
"Well, the person inside needs to be willing to open it," Ding Ling touched the box and said, "It can't be opened from the outside. She was put to sleep by the mercury lamp before she came here, but she should wake up now, right?
"
If you carry the box and swing it all the way over, is it possible that the people inside can still fall asleep!?
"Now, now, I said -" When all our attention was focused on the box, Paopao, who had been called over and left to dry, finally got excited. The one-meter-tall little "loli" was in
The table occupies a huge altitude advantage, and it is banging my head at the moment, "Dad, do you think this is a mercury lamp? Rose Maiden?"
I noticed that the other person's eyes were shining with the same light as when Little Bubble bravely captured Jin Shining, and I immediately felt a shiver in my heart: The fetishistic paranoia of the Xiling host is going to go crazy?
"That's what she calls herself, well, a silver-haired girl wearing a black Gothic dress." Ding Ling answered Bubble next to her.
With this confirmation, the eyes of a certain otaku suddenly burst out, and then she suddenly picked up the big black box, turned around and ran away: "Then I'm not welcome!"
"Hey! You crazy girl, stop here!" I quickly grabbed the edge of the suitcase and pulled it back hard. Bubbles was running down there carrying the suitcase while yelling: "Oh, let go, let go.
Come on, daddy! This is an absolutely limited collection of out-of-print 1:1 fully simulated figures! No matter what, you have to keep them in the storage room three times a day and burn the incense! A mercury lamp, a genuine mercury lamp! It feels like my mercury lamp
Once the child’s father comes into contact, he will be trapped forever! Lolita control, as long as the child’s father has me, it’s fine. No matter what, please let go of the mercury lamp!!”
You bastard, you are so incoherent and you give me some limits!!
"Bang!" A huge bang hit Paopao's head directly, causing this dead otaku girl who was already behaving in a disordered manner due to the rampage of her otaku spirit to cover her head and enter a state of crouching on guard. Huh, fight me, I won't be a good husband.
You're rebelling... Hey, why did I suddenly admit the setting of this child's father! And the figurines are awesome. Even if the mercury lamp is a doll, you should not associate it with weird things like model figurines.
Good!
"Click——"
Just when I was having a fuss with my family and everyone was in awe, a slight clicking sound suddenly sounded, whether it was the mother herself who was teaching the child a lesson or Paopao who was holding his head and squatting on guard.
Following the crisp sound, he turned his head and stared at the source of the sound:
The huge suitcase that fell on the table as Bubbles and I were playing around - it fell from a height of one meter. Inside was Alaya, who should have woken up at this time.
So, when a gap appeared out of thin air on the gorgeous black leather suitcase, and it was slowly opened, the first thing a certain 92.3cm doll faced was a large circle of onlookers, and a particularly shiny pair in front of the crowd.
of passionate eyes.
"Wow! The baby's father is indeed a mercury lamp! 1:1! It's movable! And it can blink... Oh my God, I love it so much. I absolutely must buy this, I absolutely must buy it... Ah, it hurts!"
I stabbed the back of Paopao's head with my hand knife, causing the latter to enter the defensive state again: "You're talking nonsense! This is alive...then what, mercury lamp, right? It's our first time meeting..."
"leave me alone!"
The smile that I thought was warm and friendly had just bloomed halfway, when the doll girl in front of me, who had recovered from the slight panic, had opened my daddy's hand without politeness, and then suddenly flew into the air, a few meters away from us.
From a safe position, I looked at the strange strangers in front of me with great vigilance.
Well, it's really hard to get close.
During the confrontation, I also had the opportunity to take a good look at the doll girl in mid-air.
If you remove the height of 92.3cm and the black feathers on her back, she looks just like a normal human girl.
Her long silver-white hair, which is like mercury falling to the ground, flickers slightly as the girl floats in the air. She has a pair of purple-red eyes that are like gems. The eyes are as hard and alienated as gems. Her slightly pale skin is delicate and indifferent.
Her facial features formed Mercury Lamp’s beautiful and inaccessible distant face. She wore a black hairband on her head, and she wore a black t-shirt with a cross pattern on the hem and decorations of roses and bows.
Special dress.
Beauty, nobility, alienation, indifference, these feelings are intertwined in a doll. Although I know that the girl in front of me is an artificial life born from alchemy (to be identified), I have to admit that the mercury lamp is 92.3cm tall.
It contains such a rich and distinctive temperament that you must have noticed that the number I mentioned many times in a row is 92.3 - because Pandora and Viska next to it have already started to burn: the two young people finally found a person who has the best temperament.
They are more mature in appearance but not as tall as their goals. The huge force field called "self-esteem" surrounding them made me have to focus on the height of Mercury Lamp!
The puppet named Mercury Lamp flew in the air, its purple-red eyes narrowed slightly, and it looked at the people below with vigilance. There was a cold and alienated expression on its face, well, it also looked a little confused.
The reason for the confusion was naturally a certain otaku girl who was jumping and shouting below.
"Hey! Hey! Mr. Chairman (Note)! Come down! Come down and let me hug you! We are your loyal fans! Hey! Hey~~"
"Don't come here!" Seeing the strange little girl below jumping higher and higher, and in the end she even jumped more than two meters and almost caught the hem of her own skirt. Mercury Lamp, who was already a little dazed, immediately raised her body again, "Damn it, you guys
Who is he! What do you want to do... Wait, that human woman, is this your conspiracy?! You deceived me and said you were looking for someone who could help me find my father, but it turned out to be such a trap?!"
Hey, you can eat randomly but don't talk nonsense. Have you ever seen anyone in an ambush with a bunch of doll heads?
At the same time, the bubbles were still bouncing around relentlessly. The Xiling host, whose soul was already burning, had completely forgotten the basic skills of the Xiling apostle including space jump and anti-gravity flight, and just used the simplest skills to care for itself.
Trying to catch the flying dolls, trampling on the floor of the living room at home while jumping... Hey! Do you want to demolish the house?
"Well, well, it seems that today I finally found a guy who is as unlucky as me. Although he is just a weird little guy, I am very satisfied, very satisfied!" The equipment that has always been bound to Little Bubble has not
Sister Jill, who had the right to speak, also found an opportunity to interject at this time. Looking at the black-clad goth loli who was jumping up and down in the living room being chased by Bubbles, a certain blond tragedy, poor breasts, idiot heroic spirit nodded her head repeatedly, while habitually
He let Little Paopao hug his waist, "As expected, they are sisters. They both have the same bad interests, tbh."
Did this guy always think that Bubble and Little Bubble were sisters?
"Damn it! Don't get too carried away!"
The puppet, who had been chased for a long time, finally recovered from the initial panic. At this moment, her face was filled with anger that could not be concealed. How could the mercury lamp, which already had a high self-esteem, endure such a predicament? After calming down for a moment, she
The target of the attack was the only male in the room.
"So you are the commander - turn me into trash!"
Accompanied by such a loud shout, what hit us was an overwhelming black feather.
"Wow! I was shot even while I was lying down!"
God knows how the mercury lamp figured out that I have a special status here. In short, the puppet, which should have been stabilized by the bubbles, directly targeted me with its attack, and poured rain down on me without any warning.
Stormy black feathers.
The seemingly weak Kuroyu has an edge sharper than a sharp knife and a speed no less than that of a bullet. The attack power of the mercury lamp is like a metal storm at full blast. Before I could react, I was already hacked.
The feathers are all covered.
Then there was a crackling sound.
Everyone was watching very calmly, and no one came to the rescue. By the way, even if you are watching a movie, don't show that kind of pity expression that is unique to a person who is lying down and shot! Qianqian, where is your time standing still? Sister, you
What about the reversal of misfortune? At least Sandora, you can give me a paw!
The storm-like attack lasted for about three seconds, but a surprised look gradually appeared on Mercury Lamp's face: Why not only did the accomplices around the man not look panicked, but there was no trace of blood even on the areas covered by his own attack.
Splash?
During this hesitation, the attack of the mercury lamp gradually stopped, and the black feather storm dissipated, revealing the true situation below.
He was sitting upright holding a tea cup with no bottom. Under him was a pile of sofa remnants with only wooden blocks left. The floor was covered with broken wood chips and terrazzo blocks. Some belonged to the sofa and some belonged to the coffee table. Let
The whole picture looks like a performance artist sitting in the ruins and thinking.
Damn, this is considered performance art!
With a head of "chicken feathers" on my head, the teacup that was originally filled with Anweina's deep love now had a big hole in it, and as my fingers shook slightly, the teacup with a big hole in it fell to the ground with a "click"
, all that is left in his hand is a handle.
I don't need a mirror to know how postmodern my current look is.
"Bah, bah..." They spat out the feathers in their mouths, which they had accidentally swallowed when they raised their heads in astonishment. "Uncle, aunt can't bear it anymore! Grab this for me... Hey! Give me the two of you.
Put away the ground to air!"
"Don't use your abilities, don't hurt her! It's all about physical combat!"
"Sandora, put your claws away! I saw the sewer pipe behind the wall when you slapped me!"
"Sister, I beg you to stop drawing circles. Our family cannot afford the Mammoth Streaking Group!"
"Anweina, don't just run, use your agility advantage...Gill! You idiot, put away the Sword of Disobedience! Watch your little ancestor, let her come out with a rocket launcher, and you can give it to me tonight
Go sleep on the street! Who is going to block the windows and doors? Turn on the protective force field, and the empire headquarters is now under martial law!"
For a moment, the whole living room was buzzing with excitement and the earth was shaking.
I don't know if it's because there are too many guns to be used, or because the agility of the mercury lamp is too high, or because Qianqian and the others are just looking at it for fun, and the little puppet they thought they could catch in one go actually caused a lot of trouble.
Small confusion.
Fortunately, since Ding Ling was frightened by Anweina when she visited for the first time, a scream demolished the entire living room. Pandora has since reinforced the house with super interstellar alloy and psychic energy field, so the chaos that broke out now will not destroy it.
My unlucky house - at least not for the time being.
"Brother Jun! Get out of the way!"
I was busy jumping high to catch the doll girl in the air, but suddenly there was a shout from a certain silly cat angel behind me. I turned my head in surprise, and saw a barrage of large white feathers coming overwhelmingly.
...You idiot, don't remind others to get out of the way after attacking!
I barely escaped Alaya's barrage attack and landed with a bang.
The angel sister, who is playful by nature, actually used her holy light feathers to form a similar barrage after seeing the mercury lamp's black feather attack. She started shooting at each other with great interest, and the spacious living room immediately changed.
It became the stage for the barrage, with black and white feathers sweeping through the air like a storm. While releasing massive attacks, Alaya and Mercury Lantern also continued to dodge vertically and horizontally in the barrage - strictly speaking, Alaya's ability to dodge the barrage
She was really bad, she relied entirely on her buggy apostle physique to resist the attacks, while Mercury Lamp relied on her agility and the opponent's rookie barrage skills to perform a series of dodges without any risk, giving
From a human perspective, Alaya is like a boss that has a lot of health and attacks high-skilled dishes, and Mercury Lamp is like a player machine that has less life and attacks low-skill monsters, and the latter is happily beating the final level named Alaya. If Mercury Lamp
If there really is a manipulator behind it, it will undoubtedly be a tentacle-level ghost house.
Next to me, Paopao looked up at the two people engaged in a barrage battle in mid-air, and murmured to himself: "What a good barrage, so good at wiping the bullets...Young hero is really good at it..."
Bubble's mumbling made me wake up suddenly, and I immediately looked up to the sky and shouted:
"Alaya, you idiot! Our home is not the Scarlet Devil Mansion, don't play Oriental here!"
"Boom!" Almost as soon as I roared, the house finally leaked...
Lined with flagship-grade super interstellar alloy, and protected by psionic energy at all times, the roof, which was originally thought to be absolutely unbreakable on Earth, finally leaked under Alaya's unrestrained attack.
And as Alaya screamed "We're in trouble", the barrage also stopped. The idiot Angel knew he was in trouble and braked urgently, but Mercury Lamp froze on the spot in shock.
Those seemingly harmless feathers just now... turned out to be so... powerful!
Even though I tried my best, I couldn't leave a single trace on the strange walls and ceilings here, but the other party actually blasted a big hole in the roof?!
While the mercury lamp was stunned, a group of violent men, large and small, finally found an opportunity, swarmed up, and pinned the doll girl who had caused huge chaos at the foot of Luohan Mountain.
(Note: The name of the chairman of Mercury Lamp: "Lamp" in Japanese is homophonic to the word "party" in Chinese, so fans of Mercury Lamp call themselves the Mercury Party, and our Mr. Mercury Lamp is naturally the chairman of the Mercury Party——