On the wide balcony, four eyes faced each other three meters apart, and there was a low pressure zone within a radius of five meters.
On one side was Ilya, who came to receive a physical examination as planned today and came to play with his "big brother", and on the other side was the mercury lamp, who had just been released without anger by a certain head of state and was rudely treated as a doll. Two of them.
The silver-haired "little lolita" stared at each other point-to-point. The atmosphere was probably the same as when Sasaki met Miyamoto Musashi. Sorry, I was liar.
"Hey, who are you? Why are you hiding in the arms of big brother? Don't you know that place is exclusive to Ilya?"
Silver-haired "Loli" A was the first to attack with Ling Ran's aura.
Sorry to interrupt, but in fact, as long as any one of Pandora, Viska, and Little Bubble is present, you have never succeeded in monopolizing it, right?
"Who cares about that position!!" The mercury lamp was full of evil spirits, and at this time it happened to detonate the gun barrel, "It's just that idiot who is rude! It's you, where did you come from?
"
"Ahem, let me say a few words..."
I coughed twice and planned to break up the fight and let this metal storm and magic bomb (incomplete) strike here. Although the house may not collapse, the potted plants that Lilina left behind during her lifetime will definitely be destroyed.
Hey, did I just mention my lifetime?
"Shut up!" "Brother, stop talking!"
Okay, you two can quarrel, I'll watch.
But thanks to the blessing of our Lord Dingdang, these two evils did not quarrel in the end, because my sister suddenly opened the balcony door and came in: "Arjun, have you seen Elijah? She said she wanted to check her body first and ran away alone.
Oh...ah, it turns out that it is here, and the mercury lamp is also here..."
It is quite obvious that the moment the elder sister appeared, the 92.3cm and 133cm figures each shivered, and then changed their expressions at an alarming speed. The two little guys approached each other, and Ilya stretched out his hand towards the mercury lamp with a kind smile on his face.
He took action and said, "Ah, my name is Illya Sufer von Einzbern. I am my elder brother's favorite sister. Please take good care of me when we meet for the first time."
"Uh... first meeting, mercury lamp, yes... yes..."
"The new-generation artificial intelligence prototype that Paopao recently researched is code-named Machine No. 1. It is good at collecting Dragon Balls and tying feather dusters. It is a dream to be more than one meter tall tomorrow spring." He found an opportunity to counterattack, taking advantage of the mercury lamp that could not resist under the aura of his sister.
Being in an honest state, I did not hesitate to speak out.
Then I watched the two little girls gnashing their teeth at each other from an angle that my elder sister could not see, and the mercury lamp even secretly gnashed their teeth at me. From this angle, I could complete such a difficult facial expression. I really want to know how Luo Zhen did it, what the Lord!
Study polymer materials?
"It seems that we have a very good relationship," my elder sister, who is always a bit rude in unexpected places, didn't know it. She just looked at the two "little girls" in front of her with a warm smile, "Then let's make friends, Mercury Lamp
, especially you. You are usually too withdrawn. This time you have met new friends. You must get rid of the bad habit of posting barrages everywhere. If you get into a fight... I will punish you, sister~~~hehe~~~"
Appeared! That black breath!
I take back what I just said. Onee-sama is not rude at all. When it comes to dealing with awkward children, onee-sama has honed unimaginable skills on me since I was a child. No matter how good the acting skills of Mercury Lantern and Ilya are, they can't escape it.
Onee-sama’s piercing eyes...
Mercury Lamp and Ilya shivered neatly. The two most troublesome little ones wisely chose to accept their fate at this moment, and then respectfully watched their elder sister leave.
"Well, it's over now. Although I don't know why, I instinctively feel that I have provoked a very powerful big sister. I always feel that I will be riddled with all kinds of diseases, poor and helpless. After lighting up the last match, at eleven at night
I froze to death on the third step of a mansion at half past midnight!" Ilya said with a bitter expression on his face, almost incoherently.
Uh, sister, has your curse developed to a high level? And Ilya, what a ferocious visual ability you have! You are not the disciple secretly taught by that girl Lin Xue, are you?
"Huh, at worst, you just have to be obedient in the next few days."
Mercury Lamp glanced at Ilya disdainfully, and the two girls, who couldn't deal with each other when they met, never forgot to fight, "It's you, idiot! I will remember those words you just said! No matter what your reasons are! I'm already angry.
!”
Pat, pat, pat.
I slapped the stubborn mercury lamp twice on the head in a funny way. I already knew how the other party would react when she said those words. Naturally, I wouldn't mind her rudeness. In fact, mercury lamp only looked angry but didn't.
I lost my mind on the spot, which surprised me. If I guessed correctly, it was just a sign of panic: what a certain rose girl had always believed in as the only goal of survival suddenly proved to be just wishful thinking.
The huge panic caused by the mercury lamp paranoidly chose to ignore the facts and just wanted to find someone to spread the flames. This reaction proved one thing: the daddy halo had found the soil to take root and sprout, and he was just waiting for an opportunity to show off his power.
.
Ahem, I'm not a lolita fan - that's the theory.
"Pa!" Mercury Lamp immediately slapped my hand away, turned around and flew away. Due to the ban just made by her sister, she didn't dare to unleash Metal Storm for the time being, but she still said a vicious word: "Don't touch me! I
I already hate you now! So don’t even think about touching me again!”
"boom!"
This idiot...is this the first time today that he fell because he hit the barrier?
"Brother, where did that big doll come from?" Ilya looked dissatisfied at the direction where the mercury lamp fell, "It's so rude to brother! Ilya just kill her!"
"Hey!" I pressed Ilya's little head, "Forgot how I taught you before? Don't talk about killing people. You want to be an ordinary girl. First, establish normalcy for me.
Let’s talk about your outlook on life!”
"Well... big brother is so strict..." Ilya pursed his lips in dissatisfaction, "Ilya doesn't think there is anything wrong with this. It's just what big brother wants, so just obey it."
Alas, what else can I say?
She has been a "manufactured" tool since she was a child. Ilya's heartless parents never gave her the slightest care. Everything this little girl accepted was preparation for the coming of the Holy Grail, including endless transformations.
Magic experiments, endurance training, this kind of inhumane thing has been with her for more than ten years since she can remember. If it hadn't been like this since she was a baby, and made Ilya take everything for granted, I would probably be a special soldier.
None of them could accept this kind of torture, but on the contrary, no one cared about Ilya's inner shaping - tools can only be tools, anyway, they are disposable consumables that will die in their teens. Instead of investing their energy
Instead of unnecessary waste, it is better to make this "Little Holy Grail" more perfect. This is the logic of those magicians.
After such a childhood, where did Ilya get a normal outlook on life?
She can kill someone with a smile just because she feels slightly unhappy, because she doesn't even know that killing someone is wrong!
The most cruel people in the world are babies as white as paper, because they are indifferent to everything. Ilya is also so pure. Although she seems to be much normal now, I guess it will still take a long time to establish a perfect and normal outlook on life.
Very long time.
Facing her like this, what else can I say?
"Go and check the body," I pressed lightly on the little girl's head, "Tavel has prepared a new body for you, exactly the same as your current form, Dingdang also helped, I believe you
I will definitely be very satisfied with that body.”
"No!" Contrary to my expectations, Ilya shook his head resolutely, "Ilya doesn't like his current body at all!"
"Eh?"
"Ilya doesn't want to be a child who won't grow up!" The silver-haired "little loli" shook her head firmly, "It would be great if she could grow up! Ilya wants to have an adult body like Sister Sandora!
"
"But I think it's pretty good now." I looked at Ilya and said with 120,000 sincerity. I need to reiterate here that I am not a lolita fan.
That’s not a guilty conscience!
"But if you are just a child like this..." Ilya still looked depressed, lowering his head and drawing circles with his fingers, "then there is no way to marry the elder brother..."
Two seconds later.
"What did you say?!" I was overjoyed...ahem, shocked, "Who told you about this mess?"
"It's Tohsaka," Ilya called a certain eldest lady by her last name unceremoniously. "She asked Ilya to memorize this sentence before going to England, and said that as long as she said this in front of her elder brother, she would be able to see
The change of expression on the eldest brother’s face, first overjoyed and then shocked, must be very interesting, it seems she didn’t lie to me!”
Tohsaka...you are a black-blooded young lady! You deserve to be poor all your life and have to live by calculating rents from aliens!
Deep in my heart, I resented Tosaka, so I semi-forcefully sent Ilya, who wanted to grow up and get married, to the Shadow City for a physical examination.
Everything is so expensive these days. Changing a body, especially a body created by the goddess of life, is different from changing into big pants. Why can you return it if you don't like it?
"Wow!!!"
It was completely as expected. Ilya, who came to the Shadow City for the first time, was yelling like this almost all the way, causing passers-by to bend over. A girl with a completely childish mentality simply doesn't understand her (psychological) age.
People should be reserved and hypocritical, but wantonly expressed the excitement deep in their hearts, "It's so big! What a big spaceship has passed! Big brother, there is a big spaceship over there... Ah, there is also
A big, big giant has also passed by! Big brother, is this city your capital? It’s so amazing... Wow! It’s an army, it’s an army, and is that the legendary power armor? A man wearing power armor
Armored tauren! Big brother is indeed the most powerful!"
Hey, is there an inevitable connection between the Minotaur Marine and the most powerful brother?
But seeing the innocent smile that comes from the heart all over Elijah's face now, I don't care about the girl's ambiguous way of speaking. Maybe she has never experienced real happiness since she was a child, and some of it is just the distortion.
The joy... well, let her play for a while.
"Brother, who are those people over there?"
"That's Avatar, a bunch of poor people who have been forcibly demolished and have no way to appeal."
"Brother, what is that? It's glowing!"
"That one is a Super Saiyan. He calls himself a heretic, but it is said that he came from a space-time disorder. He doesn't know the story of the Dragon Balls."
"Brother, there's a strange person coming over there. His right hand is red and locked!"
"Oh, that's the ghost swordsman from the Arad continent. He seems to be called Niu Zaitian Shenma. His name is too vulgar..."
How many strange people have come to Shadow City recently?
"Eh? Big brother, is that an animal from the Xi...Xiling empire? It's so cute, like a fusion of a rabbit and a cat, and there are two gold rings on the ears!"
"Oh, that thing is called qb..."
After three seconds of sudden silence, under Elijah's puzzled gaze, I turned around and called: "Royal Guards! Imperial Soldiers! Directors of the Women's Federation of the Urban Management and Subdistrict Offices, come here!"
A swarm of Terminators immediately blocked the way.
"Grab that qb! Then send it to Sandora - just say it's a snack for her! If something like this comes over in the future, don't say anything and throw it directly into the reactor. In the Shadow City of the Empire, qb and
Long Aotian is not allowed to enter!"
A group of violent men agreed with a bang, and the expressions on their faces were as comfortable as those of a otaku who had kept his virginity for thirty years and then suddenly encountered Icarus from the sky. Only after asking me did I find out, it turned out that the bastard cat in the Shadow City is now interested.
I'm not the only one who has a grudge against the rabbit bastard. Since he was sent here, that weird thing that is neither a cat nor a rabbit has been conscientiously running a pyramid scheme throughout the Shadow City, claiming that he can transform into a magical girl as long as he signs a raoshizi agreement.
, not only can he instantly master the art of large-scale fire suppression and precise point blasting skills, but he can also fly at Mach 3.5 in high altitudes regardless of the laws of physics. He will also become a regular employee upon signing the agreement and will receive a sexy and cool cutie overalls as a gift - on the condition that every time
When wearing it, you must change it in public in a manner that will kill you. To use the words of the director of the Imperial Street Office and an unknown subordinate commander here, he is an instigator who is even more bastard than Cicaro, but no one knows what to do.
How to deal with Ya: Under the current situation where the inhabitants of various worlds are all kinds of strange, we have to define Ya as a highly intelligent creature even if it is a rabbit. No one knows whether this guy named QB should receive "cross-world protection"
of asylum.
But now it's better, everyone can confirm that qb has no ***, just like Long Aotian has no ***.
"Well, in this case, Dingdang will have to work overtime again to repair the world deviation..."
A small and cute head came out of my jacket pocket, looked at a certain nine-turn rabbit monster that was thrown into the phase cage, and said depressedly.
"Little guy, remember one thing," I took out the little one from my pocket, held it in front of my eyes and said seriously, "For love and peace, for girls and for healing, and for the resentment of the vast number of otakus, more importantly, for the sake of Headless Senior Sister.
Head, QB must die!"
The little guy nodded half-underlyingly, and then said firmly: "Since it's Ajun's intention, it must be a very important matter! Dingdang will inform his former classmates that qb will be listed as a prohibited creature!"
Humph, the evil QB clan, let the gods and Buddhas of the Nine Heavens focus on you, let me see how long you can keep dancing!
"Brother, is that little animal just now dangerous?"
Only then did Ilya find the opportunity to interrupt, and said with regret.
"Ilya, you can't just look at things on the surface," I said earnestly, patting Ilya's little head. I felt that the touch was a bit worse than Pandora. Is it because I was not used to the height? "That creature just now was a kind of yin."
The beast specializes in deceiving girls with its cute appearance, tricking them into signing a magical girl contract, and then doing this and that which is very enviable... ahem, things that are filled with righteous indignation, so remember to cherish life no matter what.
Stay away from magical girls—that so-and-so just now, you said QB was preaching in the city? Did it cause any harm?"
"Your Majesty, that creature has not made any progress!"
The imperial official whom I called so-and-so gave me a general introduction to QB's missionary experience here, and I felt convinced. To be honest, I felt a little sympathy for that bastard rabbit.
The first time the sales pitch went to Lianna - she gave her an uppercut on the spot. The second time she found Miss Misaka, who said she would first hold a meeting with her more than 10,000 sisters to discuss it. That damn rabbit was on the spot.
After sifting the chaff, he left, and came to Laura Stewart's door for the third time - when he left, he was dizzy holding twenty hardcover Bibles, looking like he was being rebelled. The fourth time
It met Sylvia, who was theoretically the most deceived person in the entire Shadow City.
Here's what happened:
qb: "Hello."
Sylvia: "..."
qb: "...Come and sign a contract with me and become a magical girl..."
Sylvia: "..."
qb: "No matter what your wish is, I can help you realize it."
Sylvia: "..."
QB left with a very hurt expression.
Sylvia: "Ah - hello, ah? There is no one -"
The fifth time... qb still met Sylvia - at least it thought so. This time the other party responded to its greeting, and then without saying any nonsense, it turned around and flew away at a speed of Mach 5:
That's a raven, an original from the Empire - a magical girl.
Rabbit Cat was so excited by the magical girl born and raised in this world that he didn't go out to do sales for a whole day.
The sixth time... I really admire the perseverance of a professional salesman. It actually carried out the sixth time... Well, it seems that the situation is different. It did not carry out the sixth sales, the fifth time of Raven Magic.
The girl had already frustrated the qb. The sixth time it encountered counter-sales: a mysterious man wearing a black suit, sunglasses and a small satchel in his hand intercepted the qb...
This is the only thing that Cicaro has ever done in the piracy business that makes me sit up and take notice. He can actually let those female artists with both virtue and art enter the heart of a rabbit!
The above is the experience of the most dedicated and bastard salesman in history, qb? Comrade William James, in Shadow City and in the last few days of his entire life journey, which makes people cry.