On that day, the sun was clear, there were thin clouds, the wind was strong but there was no blowing sand, the weather was cool and dry, and the intensity of ultraviolet rays was low, making it suitable for traveling.
Because we have placed cumulonimbus clouds halfway 300 kilometers away from K city.
Let those meteorologists struggle! Today is the day for mercury lamps to go out for fun! I don’t believe it can rain when the weather controller and Ding Dong are on at the same time!
And in such fine weather conditions that are suitable for traveling, walking on the streets with a huge travel bag on your back shouldn't...well, it shouldn't be too eye-catching, right?
I'm just an urban climber! That's right, an urban climber!
It was Mercury Lamp who finally coaxed and coaxed her into a big bag. There were quite a lot of requirements. Not only did she have to carry a bunch of snacks, but she also had to have lighting in the bag, an air circulation system, surround sound, a periscope, and a mobile phone.
, literary masterpieces, electric toys, a full set of kitchenware, a refrigerator filled with yogurt, a comfortable single bed, a massage chair, a parasol and a deck chair for cooling off (!?), a private yacht and two obedient servants, and finally
And a traveling band...
I made a rough estimate and found that I would have to dig out the foundation of the house and then drag the house out.
This nasty doll is totally cheating.
But even excluding those air-circulation surround speakers, household refrigerators and color TVs, a giant hiking bag used to hold mercury lamps and picnic food is really exaggerated.
"There is no way, the mercury lamp cannot be exposed to ordinary people," my elder sister comforted me in a low voice, "Even if she is dressed as a doll, she is too eye-catching."
"To be honest, I should have listened to Lin Xue's advice when I came out," I grabbed the strap of the big backpack with a confused look on my face, "No matter how much this guy protests, he will just stuff 700 billion in the trunk."
"Then I'll smash the car window and run out!"
Someone's muffled voice came from the hiking bag.
I rolled my eyes, then reached out to cover the periscope on my shoulder. Immediately, there was a noise of 92.3cm behind me.
"I can't see it! I can't see anything!"
This guy can really mess with people.
You don’t want to ride in a car, carry a cloaking device, or carry out space teleportation. You have to carry it all the way, even if you have to get into your travel bag and get bored. Just say it clearly if you want to torment people. There is no reason to lose your temper.
guy.
However, whether it is me, my sister, or Qianqian who is always offline... all of us have acquiesced to the willfulness of the mercury lamp this time. Today, all the wishes of this little doll will be fulfilled. She is the empire today.
darling.
Of course, except for the resurrection of Luo Zhen.
Well, although I would also like to add that no matter how you acquiesce to her willfulness today, it seems that the only unlucky person in the end is myself? In fact, you are all just watching me having fun with a 92.3cm little man.
Just making trouble, right?
Even though I tried hard to choose a less crowded route, this road is still very confusing. You have to understand, whether it is an army of beauties of all ages dominating from Lolita to Yujie, or carrying a long, wide and tall girl.
The unknown man xxx who trudged along the curb like a giant French snail with a giant package of rice is something that deserves people's attention, especially in this country where high-quality loli resources and high-quality escort resources are scarce and the population is imbalanced.
In the age of singles, looking at girls on the street has become a popular entertainment activity for the general public. Between girl groups and snail men, passers-by A, B, B, and D admire the former with the mentality of winning the lottery, and with the eyes of watching performance art.
Looking up at the latter, they all seemed happy.
Whenever our large and eye-catching team attracts too many onlookers, Sister-in-law will smile and greet everyone around her. Every touching smile will always make the person involved feel a rush of heat from the soles of her feet to the spring.
acupoint, and then pour it back from the Yongquan acupoint back to the lower Dantian. After two rounds of the lower Dantian, it will turn into an uncontrollable sense of fullness - commonly known as urgent urination.
Sister, your smile is really a diuretic - Head of the Empire, written in the park on xx, xx, 20xx.
Under my sister's curse, it usually only takes ten seconds for everyone to disperse. If you can still hold on, you are out of luck. The best option for the guy who is targeted by your sister is to have sex in the nearest public toilet.
, it is the easiest way to pack a golden stall with a bedding roll and don’t move.
It is said that this day was later listed as a difficult case by a sociologist. The unlucky scholar finished writing a painful article titled "Group Tendency of Human Concentration Behavior - Excretion" on the toilet, using surprise and humor
The style of writing expresses the epiphany that occurred after occupying the toilet at home for a month, and puts forward an astonishing conjecture: In the past two years, a large number of citizens have concentrated on going to the toilet, which has led to the explosion of the public toilet industry.
With an average of one public toilet sandwiched between every five shops, human beings may have entered the preparatory period for the next step of evolution: mind fusion, wooden mistakes, and the explosive increase in group behavior tendencies may mean that the human brain has initially developed the ability to communicate with each other.
Conditions for mental synchronization...
Anyway, the man who claimed that it was imperative for human beings to eliminate mental barriers and achieve group completion later divorced due to marital discord. The reason was the non-fatal diarrhea that month and the academic paper written on the toilet.
It caused a serious psychological disorder...
His wife cannot accept a man who needs to sit on the toilet to fall asleep.
He decisively went off topic and went thousands of miles away.
"Arjun, I think...is there something strange about us?"
When the crowd of onlookers who were surprised, curious, fresh, or anxious gradually disappeared, even Qian Qian, who had no muscle in his head, came to his senses and came forward mysteriously and said.
"Look at this bag behind me," I twisted my shoulders, "and look at this group of teams. If I were to replace you, wouldn't you watch?"
So I never dare to let a bunch of beauties at home go out in groups. One beauty is not scary, but a group of beauties is scary, especially this group of beauties also includes Pandora, Viska, Bubbles and Little Bubbles.
They are like two pairs of rare lolita from the same mold. They are moving focus interviews and walking news columns. They are extremely powerful in this era of collective pain.
"Okay, here we are!"
Finally, we arrived at our destination, the largest ecological park in K City, and where we are now is in the center of this ecological park built on the natural terrain, a deserted mountaintop clearing.
Although the journey was very difficult due to the high number of people turning back, there is a time when we have to come to the end of our journey to the West. Elder Tang, who took the bus to the West at 9:30 last night, left us a message on the ticket: "Although the road ahead is bumpy, our journey to the West will eventually end."
The warning quotes have benefited me a lot.
Of course, after writing such a seemingly inspirational quote, Elder Tang took an express train straight to Tianzhu to obtain Buddhist scriptures and go to the birds...
"Is this right here?"
The huge travel bag was placed on the ground. After a strange squirming, the white and tender hands pushed the zipper away from the inside. The mercury lamp's little head poked its head around and then said quite nonchalantly.
"It's no different from what I've seen before, and it's okay to be in vulgar taste."
"Ahem..." Miss Lin, who strongly recommended this ecological park as a destination, immediately coughed in embarrassment, "At least the environment here is not bad, there is a European-style garden over there..."
"Hey," Mercury Lamp looked at the direction indicated by Lin Xue, "I have seen real European aristocratic gardens before, and they are better than this..."
"Okay, okay, you still expect a medieval pastoral scene to appear in this modern city that is shrouded in industrial waste gas and dusty weather all year round. If you really want to find a royal garden, the Scarlet Plains of Avalon are almost full to the brim.
The fallen heroic spirits have created Afang Palace. You have to play in the city by yourself." I tapped the mercury lamp on my head, and suddenly discovered something interesting. "Little guy, what is this on your head?
"
"Don't call me little one!" Mercury Lamp immediately jumped up like a cat whose tail was stepped on and jumped out of the travel bag. The moment the 92.3cm height appeared, Pandora and Viska raised their little ones visibly.
Head - For these two thousand-year-old dwarf winter melons, there is no creature in the world that is more amiable than the mercury lamp, even Bubbles and Little Bubbles are slightly inferior.
"potato chips!"
Shandora's eyes lit up the moment the mercury lamp took off, and with a wave of her paw, the mysterious object on the mercury lamp's head - half a potato chip - disappeared into Her Majesty the Queen's mouth.
Then... I started to twitch at the corner of my mouth to observe how many things this little doll brought out.
There are two shrimp crackers on the shoulders, white sugar granules on the face, half a sprig of spicy silk hanging next to the rose decoration on the chest, the lace on the cuffs is stained with spots of green by the jam, and the skirt is full of sweet potatoes.
The remnants of the strips, and a small piece of fresh shellfish stuck in the belt, could this be the legendary snack warrior?!
Under our gaze, Mercury Lamp turned away unnaturally: "It's boring to be bored in a big bag..."
Sandora next to me suddenly rushed out like a swift shadow, set off a gust of wind around the mercury lamp, and then returned to me as if nothing was wrong. She licked her lips gently and gave a cute little burp: It was not a burp.
I ate too much just now.
The mercury lamp covered with snack residues on his body suddenly returned to a spotless state. At this moment, he was staring blankly ahead. His whole body was clean. I even maliciously wondered if Sandora was still helping this doll.
A dusting and sterilization was performed - with the tongue.
Although I couldn't see clearly, I knew the living habits of my queen lover and I guessed that in less than a second, Sandora, who was in a hungry state, had probably wiped the little doll that was eating snacks all over her body.
The top and bottom were "cleaned". I wonder if the mercury lamp will leave any psychological shadow in the future.
"Wow! It's all torn apart!"
The thick-headed Qianqian didn't care what Sandora had just done. At this moment, she was lying next to the travel bag on the ground, taking out the torn food bags one by one, screaming while she was doing it, "
My potato chips...my French fries...Arjun's fresh scallops...my sister's shredded squid...little bubble's cake...all were torn apart except Sandora's snacks..."
That is, you might be able to eat something in Shandora's snacks. The mercury lamp has half of its teeth broken, and she has to protect her remaining tiger tooth.
"And not a single packet has been fully eaten."
With a smile of unknown meaning on her face, my sister looked at the mercury lamp that still forcefully expressed "I don't care" approaching step by step, "It's a waste, mercury lamp."
"Humph, I just wanted to...just wanted to eat a little bit in advance...it was too dark inside and I couldn't see clearly, so I tore it open a lot!"
I can’t see your sister clearly! Is there no light in the bag?
Speaking of which, I am too busy to install lighting fixtures in my travel bag!
"Hmph! Who told you, a stupid human being, to stuff me into a travel bag!" In the end, she was stared at for a long time by our three judges. Even the mercury lamp couldn't help but blush slightly on her face, but soon she found the best one.
Suitable for a certain head of state who was shot in this situation, "It's all your fault! It's so boring in there!"
Well, it's all my fault. I shouldn't have put the mercury lamp and snacks in a package - but who knew that the legendary Chairman Shui would do such a thing that only a little girl would do? I said mercury lamp, you are now
Are you too domesticated? If you just want to show your true feelings when you are around us, please first find the gentleness and kindness of your old self instead of the arrogance of a child!
And it seems that you were the one who said from the beginning that you would rather get into the travel bag than let me carry it?
It's a pity that the awkward mercury lamp is immune to any reasonable behavior. My protest was as meaningless to her ears as last night's weather forecast. As soon as 92.3 turned around, she got into the travel bag again and waited for it to come out.
He was holding a large, thick, black-covered book in his hand.
"What are you doing?"
Watching the mercury lamp holding the book and walking towards a big tree, I shouted curiously.
"Find a place where no one is around and finish reading this book," the mercury lamp flew lightly up to the treetops and looked at us condescendingly, "and then go home."
"Is this the play you asked for?" I suddenly felt like I had punched cotton. If I had known that hanging the mercury lamp by the door for a day and letting her read a book would have a different effect. "Don't you want to play something interesting? Why don't you?
Let a bunch of the best, second and third best people in the world gather around an old crooked tree to watch you read?"
"Don't you want me to be seen?" Mercury Lamp said lightly, "On the last day, I won't cause you any more trouble... This is already good."
"No, you don't need to worry at all." Knowing the intention of the mercury lamp, I felt a little touched somehow, as if my daughter, who had always made me anxious and naughty, finally gently touched me a glass.
Hot tea brings tears to the eyes, but in the next second this emotion turns into naked envy, jealousy and hatred towards a certain evil capitalist, "because there won't be anyone in this park."
"Eh?" Mercury Lamp was very curious, "The outside world shouldn't be your territory, right?"
"But this is the territory of the Lin Xue family." I slapped a knife on the head of a great prophet who had almost raised his Tianling Cap to the back of his head. "Capitalists are all evil, never forget this!"
Lin Xue immediately gave me a blow: "I own the entire empire but I envy a rich country man. The members of the royal family are really greedy!"
"Is this the early conflict between the feudal royal family and the capitalist businessmen?" Sister looked at the sky a little speechlessly, and then Qianqian and I, two history idiots, looked at her blankly.
Capitalists are evil, but their capital can often bring us benefits. Lin Xue, a heroine-like guy, has proved this to us very well. Under her arrangement, the huge city central ecological park and
In the name of temporary rectification, it was closed to all visitors. She even ordered all the staff of the entire park to be dismissed. This move caused the property under her name to lose at least two three-bedroom units in one day.
, but the purpose is just to make a certain doll happy.
Even the mercury lamp cannot remain indifferent. Under the influence of Qian Qian, a super atmosphere adjuster, the doll girl who was supposed to be indifferent finally became one with us and played lively all day long.
Well, I have to say, this is a real mingling, and it was going well at first, but after Pandora and Viska expressed their euphemistic superiority to the mercury lamp regarding their height (that's how good these two imperial generals were)
), we reenacted the scene when the mercury lamp first came to this big family.
Barrage, explosion, roar, and demolition.
"Look, at least now you don't have to explain to Mr. Lin why you lied about closing the park." When Lin Xue felt dejected in front of a large area of park facilities that had been turned into ruins, I felt that I should say something, "This
The place really needs a few days of sprucing up.”
"It's okay, I had expected this scene." Lin Xue stood on a piece of construction debris and sighed, "You can pay for the repair costs. Your sister has agreed just now."
... There are two types of natural black. One is like Lirina, who picked it up and cut it home only to find it was black inside. The other is like Lin Xue, who knows it is completely black from the inside out even if you don't cut it open.
I really want to record everything today in words. The mercury lamp, which has always been serious and indifferent, was dragged around by us to play wildly, showing joy and laughter. It flew around in the air with Pandora and the others, firing barrages and training bombs at each other.
It’s a happy scene (the last two sentences are purely cheating), but the stiff words are worthless. When the sunset finally sets slowly, it’s time to go home.
Time for the mercury lamp to go home.
To be honest, with the technology to travel through the world at will, and with institutions like the Space-Time Management Bureau, I have almost no sense of separation such as separation in another world, just like Ilya and Tohsaka Rin, even though they now span two worlds,
I can also go to them at any time. There is almost no sadness in this separation, but the mercury lamp is completely different.
When she leaves us and returns to that world, will she still be the mercury lantern we know who is always angry, always bad-mouthed, always unlucky, but also always awkward, temperamental and coquettish?
Ilya and I are now separated by a plane, but I know that whenever I appear in front of her, the other party will cheer and rush to find her "big brother". However, after the mercury lamp returns to her world, I am very disappointed.
I was worried that I would never see her smiling side again. When Mercury Lamp insisted on returning to her own world no matter what, I had such a premonition.
Once we are separated, the distance between her and us will not be a barrier of space, but another even more insurmountable gap.
I am well aware of Rose Girl's awkward character, so I firmly believe in this.