Chapter five hundred and sixty-four can be considered to find you
Chapter 564: I finally found you
Our initial plan was very simple, and the smart people must have already guessed it.
She was just pretending to be a ghost to scare the little girl who deceived our feelings (is this serious?). There was absolutely no malicious intention. The first step of this plan was to create the atmosphere of an empty mansion, so when the mercury lamp came, we all set it to vibrate.
...Uh, invisible.
The second step...well, the first step is over.
It stands to reason that Anweina should have gotten out of the TV at this time. Although this idea is very old-fashioned and may not be a big deal to a master like mercury lamp who can use secret methods to get through the mirror space, but it is still a
Not a good opening, but my carefully planned appetizer turned into combustible garbage before it was even served - the mercury lamp fell asleep on the sofa carelessly.
This made the empire's senior officials scratching their heads and gasping for breath in a living room waiting to see the midnight ring.
And I thought again, why is there an exception like the mercury lamp that supports a universal power bank in Rose Girl, which can theoretically only be charged in the original packaging box? Sleeping on my shoulder can be seen as relying on my giant battery to charge.
But if you can just find any sofa and fall asleep, isn’t that cheating your father? Isn’t this cheating the biological father of all Rose Girls?
"I'm going to wake her up."
They stared at each other around the sofa for a long time. The expressions of the empire leaders became more and more subtle. At this time, Qian Qian put forward the above constructive suggestions, and at the same time took out a constructive tool: a large hammer weighing at least more than 100 kilograms.
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The tiger is about to smash it down when it gets angry.
This girl can actually bring out such a thing with her. What on earth was she planning to do with this?
"Take it back!" I immediately stuffed the big hammer back into Qian Qian's pocket, "Do you think everyone is as invulnerable as the rest of us?"
"Hey wait, she seems to be waking up soon!"
Lin Xue's reminder suddenly appeared in the mental connection, and a large circle of people immediately became nervous, and then backed away for more than two meters.
Sure enough, just as we were retreating, the eyelashes of the mercury lamp lying on the sofa suddenly trembled slightly twice, and then he opened his rose-colored eyes as expected and sat up in a daze.
"Huh?" It seemed that something was wrong. The little doll girl frowned and looked around. I quickly checked whether anyone had dropped anything on the ground just now, but soon I found that the mercury lamp was paying attention to others.
s things.
She suddenly ran to the window and stared blankly at the dim sky outside where dawn was approaching but there was no rising sun. After a long time, she ran back and looked at the wall clock on the wall that was still at 4:30 in the morning.
Qian Qian is still standing still... Well, I think I understand why Qian Qian just took out a huge hammer without hesitation. Now Qian Qian is the transformed version of the devil with full energy. Although now
This girl can already suppress most of the huge psychological changes in the transformed state, but just like fifty steps to a hundred steps, Zhang Fei is weakened into Li Kui and he is also a killing god when you throw him in front of his neighbor Uncle Wang.
Personal weapons are always off-standard weapons that should be used with caution.
"Anweina, it's up to you now!"
The mercury lamp had woken up, and no time was lost. The plan continued naturally. I quickly called a certain little ghost who had reserved Sadako's place through the spiritual connection.
He responded with a series of slight purring sounds.
The guy fell asleep directly in the LCD screen.
"This bad girl!" I almost spit out bile, then waved to everyone, "Cancel the original plan, implement plan B!"
"Do we have a plan B?" Qianqian looked at me with confusion.
I blushed: "Isn't this just to enhance the atmosphere? Lin Xue, go and turn on the light!"
Here I would like to express my current experience. Pretending to be a ghost is indeed a very unskilled thing, especially after you gain the ability to become invisible. Being able to visually deceive others means that you can almost do it at any time.
In recent years, with the increasing spiritual and cultural level of the general public, many seniors who are enthusiastic about YY delusional ghost love movies have created a large number of examples for us to learn from in this fantasy field, such as invisible XX.
Works are springing up like mushrooms after a rain... What am I thinking?
However, by leading a room full of beauties to tease a 92.3cm doll, I might be considered the first of its kind.
With a soft "pop" sound, the chandelier in the living room lit up without warning. Even the mercury lamp was frightened and ran to the switch of the chandelier. The doll girl, who was already a little serious, stared closely.
Looking at the small protrusion on the wall in front of her, Lin Xue was so excited that she immediately pressed against the wall. Her muscles tensed up as we watched inhumanely, and she didn't dare to breathe. She stood on tiptoes and moved sideways inch by inch.
On the other side, we were a group of theatergoers with a lingering gaze. It seemed quite difficult to complete this series of actions ten centimeters in front of the mercury lamp. The prophet who usually remained calm even when Mount Tai collapsed in front of his eyes was now blushing. He was about to succeed.
After leaving, something unexpected happened suddenly: the mercury lamp raised its hand without warning to poke the switch: Miss Lin's c*** was blocked in front of the switch.
In an instant, Miss Lin leaned against the wall and formed an S-shape - I almost laughed out loud.
"If you idiot, you continue to think of ways to help me, I will expose your forced kiss on me tomorrow!"
Such an unreasonable threat from Miss Lin came through the mental connection. It was you who forcibly kissed others, right? Although if you analyze it carefully, it was me who took advantage...
Considering that Lin Xue was a troublesome person in moving aggregates, I didn't hesitate and turned off the TV at hand. Sure enough, the mercury lamp's attention was attracted.
This scene reminded me of the days when I was playing hide and seek when I was a kid. Back then, I and Qian Qian were invincible when we teamed up. Our usual tactics were: let the unlucky guy blindfold his eyes first, and then I would be responsible for throwing a stone far away.
, and finally went home to have dinner with Qianqian.
No one has played with me since fourth grade.
Now, I seem to have found the shadow of my childhood in Lin Xue. Is this a cheating fate?
Continuous encounters with strange things have made Mercury Lamp's face serious, but unfortunately, this girl did not show any panic at all. Her previous worries came true: against a person who can skillfully launch barrages and has fought with angels.
For Rose Maid, ordinary Midnight Bells and Ghost Streets are just nothing.
The mercury lamp was still running around in the empty living room, trying to find the source of the abnormality. She began to try to open the door and leave. Of course, it failed. After pushing the door out, she walked through the other wall of the living room in the next second.
When I walked in, the entire house had entered a state of space warping and closed itself off. After trying this several times in succession, the mercury lamp seemed to understand the futility of the attempt and began to stand at the door and enter a state of thinking.
Still no look of panic at all.
"I discovered one thing," my sister suddenly sighed and said through mental connection, "this girl Mercury Lamp has taken everything that happens in this house for granted."
Needless to say, I have also discovered this.
Xi Ling's omnipotent thoughts penetrate deeply into Mercury Lantern's heart. Even if we stir up the atmosphere of Silent Hill, she will only be confused about "What are those guys doing at home?" and there will definitely not be the slightest bit of panic. Under this premise
, our efforts for most of the night were just enough to sustain us.
And there is another point. Essentially, if the mercury lamp, a doll that can move independently, is thrown into the real world, it can be classified as a supernatural event. Although it looks cute, if the conditions are right, this girl may also scare people in the middle of the night.
Qualifications, for such a master, it is debatable how functional the haunted house we designed is. Just like the Resident Evil series, I almost vomited out my New Year’s Eve dinner when I watched it for the first time, but Sylvanas
After watching it, she rated it as a life movie - she felt a strong sense of intimacy.
Therefore, throwing mercury lamps at ordinary supernatural ghost houses is really nothing. Correspondingly, except for An Weina, who has some practical experience, no one in our group is an expert or scholar in supernatural events. Our level
That’s it…
"Girl Lin, why don't I hang you up on the chandelier and try to say a corpse appears out of thin air?" Seeing that the mercury lamp and the bloody handprints that suddenly appeared on the wall were regarded as very interesting graffiti, and he started jumping around with the graffiti.
Go, I said with my mental connection a little uninterested.
"Go away!" Great Prophet Lin was not in a good mood, "What a mistake. I spent most of the night studying how to scare this girl, but I forgot to see what effect those plans would have..."
Alas, you are not turned on 24 hours a day, and to be honest, it is really a shame for us to spend most of the night studying how to bully a puppet.
Just when I had given up and was about to show up early, an accident happened. The TV in the living room suddenly lit up out of thin air, attracting the attention of the mercury lamp.
Chaotic snowflakes flashed erratically on the gradually brightening screen. The magnetic interference patterns that should not appear on the LCD TV gradually intertwined into strange and twisted blood-colored symbols. Under the dim light, a man with long hair covered the screen.
The woman whose face was completely covered suddenly poked her head out from the bottom of the screen, then stuck her head out of the screen, and slowly crawled out...
The little ghost with a very weird biological clock slept for twenty minutes, entered the waking period again, and started her work. She woke up at the wrong time.
And after confirming the mercury lamp's ability to accept supernatural events in this family, I was ready to see how the little ghost would be unlucky. Sandora and her elder sister both turned their heads, looking like they couldn't bear to witness it.
"Master, there won't be any problems, right?" Next to me, Busujima Saeko, who stubbornly wore a maid outfit and had been working as a full-time maid in this house for two days, said a little worriedly. What does everyone know about the title of "master"?
The meaning cannot be explained.
I shrugged expressionlessly: "She got stuck in front of the TV three times. She was often frozen when she came out of the refrigerator. Occasionally she would happily drill the water pipe, but she would become slender within an hour after she came out.
Looks like, there was another time when this guy read two horror novels in an effort to become a qualified possessed ghost, but accidentally got into the body of a fly, so he went on a hunger strike for seven days..."
"I won't be afraid of supernatural movies anymore..." Busudao said very seriously.
In fact, I usually watch it as a comedy.
And while we were having a heart-to-heart conversation, Anweina had lived up to expectations—she was stuck.
A certain undead soul that had brewed the atmosphere just emerged from the TV to the chest level, and let out a mournful scream. The snowflakes on the screen caused by energy interference immediately returned to pitch black, while Anweina held on to the TV.
She tried her best to pull herself out from the edge of the machine. Less than three meters in front of her, the mercury lamp watched all this with a dull expression.
At this point, all the empire leaders, the ruling class with the greatest authority and wisdom (?) in the universe, the "Naughty Doll Punishment Plan" that they had put together for one night completely collapsed, and everything finally changed from screaming to screaming.
laugh.
Anweina is still trying to pull herself out...
"Remove the invisibility, and turn off the space warp by the way. Qianqian, you free up time, and I will help my sister cook." I waved my hand and announced that this operation was a complete failure. A group of universe emperors and generals were involved in horror movies.
His talent is so appalling that he can't even scare a 92.3cm doll, "Hey, little lamp~!~!"
I was waiting for the other party to say hello to me, when a tornado kick came over me.
"You stupid human being!!!"
There was a sense of grievance in her voice that she didn't know if it was an illusion - eh? Didn't she look like she wasn't panicking at all just now?
I grabbed the mercury lamp's petite body and clamped it under my armpit. I flicked her head gently: "I originally planned to punish you, but you are such a troublesome girl. I thought that such a stupid method would be enough."
Can you hide it from the world's best with their piercing eyes?"
Mercury Lamp protested and danced around trying to attack me: "I originally wanted to hide it for one night and scare you the next morning, but I didn't expect that even for one night...ah, I forgot about that prophet!"
You just said it wrong. The prophet didn't turn on the phone this time. It was me who saw through your idiotic little trick.
"Master... Anweina is still stuck..."
Anweina, who had been deliberately forgotten by everyone, finally cried out in grievance. While holding the TV frame with both hands, she suddenly pressed the switch, and the originally dark screen trembled twice.
A middle-aged man suddenly appeared above the ghost's back, holding a small box and shouting: "Strep throat, stubborn inflammation..."
With a "poof" sound, while still holding the mercury lamp, I stepped forward and pulled Anweina out: Damn, this uncle has such a wrinkled face that he dares to get behind my maid?
"This log is hopeless."
Lin Xue immediately muttered, and the confused people beside him nodded. The former is always shrewd and scary, and the latter is always confused. Why is my family so weird? I said Lin Xue, you could die if you were a little bit stupid.
ah?
Qian Qian has released time and quickly returned to the main time river. The living room has experienced the transition from night to early morning in a few minutes. Due to lack of funds, the screen has to go black and write that the night has passed (of course, sometimes I type this line
(It doesn't necessarily mean lack of funds...). Just like the abrupt switch, the Chen family compound where the midnight bell was ringing just a moment ago is now preparing breakfast in the warm sunshine.
"Qianqian, please help watch Sandora and don't let her sneak into the kitchen!"
I turned around and confessed, then turned my gaze back to the sofa. The little doll was sitting there obediently, showing an unprecedented sensible expression. It was obvious that all the plans failed and he was caught in the act, which made this god not afraid.
Those who are not afraid of earth are a little embarrassed. Your Highness Mercury Lamp, who used to be as noble and cold as a princess, has now completely turned into a little werewolf, Mercury Lamp? Her teeth have been broken.
"Do you know it's wrong?"
I spoke earnestly and carefully (is the grammar wrong?).
"Isn't it just a joke?" Mercury Lamp tilted his head like a child, "I just wanted to see if you, a stupid human being... would feel that you had thrown away a burden..."
"Idiot!" I stepped forward and my mind went crazy, "Is the matter resolved?"
I am referring to the human girl with congenital heart disease. The main reason why Mercury Lamp insists on going back this time is for her.
"Well, now Xiaohui can live a normal life... Foolish human being, can I go back and see her occasionally?"
"Of course - have you ever gone back to see your sisters?" I was suddenly a little curious. I didn't know what kind of sensation it would cause when this earth-shaking mercury lamp appeared in front of them, who were facing a formidable enemy.
It's probably not inferior to Aizen singing Dongfanghong all the way and storming the Serenity Courtyard - if Master Lan dares to do that, maybe something big will happen. People are always in awe of twisted things.
"I didn't plan to go see them at first," Mercury Lamp lay down on the coffee table a little tiredly, "but I accidentally got touched by Zhen Hong..."
Would you have been touched if you hadn't done it on purpose?
"Then what? Fist of Fury or Call of Duty?"
This means that in head-to-head combat, you still have to fight with barrages. Mercury Lamp and Zhenhong, the most awkward lily friends in history (I respect myself), have nothing wrong with each other.
"I scared her!" Mercury Lamp said dullly, with a joyful feeling that the prank was successful that I couldn't believe, "I called her sister, and then teleported it back in front of her~~"
I:"……"
It is absolutely certain that this doll has been completely dyed black by us.
But, well, this is not bad. After going back, the mercury lamp seems to have finally let go of some baggage. We have been insinuating it for so long, and the quantitative change finally produced a qualitative change at this moment. Someone has one foot stuck in the quagmire of the empire's immorality. Look
Come on, don't even think about climbing out.
Then came the breakfast time, which was not sure whether it counted as the welcome party. Everyone seemed to have reached a tacit understanding and chose to ignore the mischievous "separation farce" of the mercury lamp. They had breakfast, chatted and watched Sandora lick as usual.
They sat around and drank yogurt under the mercury lamp, enjoying themselves as if nothing had happened in the past twenty-four hours. Only after breakfast was over, my sister said: "I would like to make two comments about the phenomenon of people staying home at home at night...
"
Then a certain unlucky person was dragged to receive criticism and education.
"Congratulations." After breakfast, Miss Lin lay on the sofa without any grace at all. She watched her elder sister take the dejected mercury lamp upstairs while teasing me, "The aura of being a nanny finally defeated the lower limit of moral integrity.
, you can actually let a guy like Mercury Lamp fall - I don't even understand how you can do it."
Not to mention you, I don’t understand either—Chairman Tangtangshui, why did you let us become polluted like this?
"Mumu, let me tell you something." Looking at my sleepy look, Miss Lin, who was still full of energy, suddenly snapped her fingers, "Do you still remember Lilina by the Santu River?"
Immediately, a picture of a certain natural black and peaceful face shaded by Bana flowers appeared in my mind.
That girl is now almost classified as a missing person in the war. There is also a saying that she is uncertainly killed in action.
Seeing that everyone in the living room except Qian Qian, who was playing with the Rubik's Cube, and Little Bubble, who was looking at the Rubik's Cube that was taken away with tears in his eyes, were looking at him with raised ears, Lin Banxian said proudly: "Intelligence Department
Latest news, the lost little witch has been found."