Chapter five hundred and eighty-four the drunkard at the celebration
Chapter 584: Drunk Crazy at the Celebration Party
The Mother Ship, the racial monument of the Protos tribe, represents the proud soul of this ancient race and their long-standing mysterious worship. These huge fortresses known as mobile holy places in space are all burdened with countless glory.
And praise, the heroic warriors of the Protos tribe will all regard it as a high honor to board the Virgin Ship and fight for glory. For thousands of years, the Virgin Ship has been their most sacred place, and it remains so until now, except
Apart from the Xiling apostles, who are regarded as civilization mentors by them because of their extremely high technology and understanding of the origin of the universe, and the brotherly race Koprulu, who have jointly experienced the catastrophe of the galaxy and jointly created a new homeland, the Protoss are still not the same.
Any strange race is allowed to board their Mother Ship, and even the soldiers of the Gotak Free Kingdom, who are currently considered temporary allies of the Federation, can only stay in the connecting area between the Mother Ship and the Queen's flagship. Going forward is a forbidden area.
...sounds like cowhide, right?
But the True God Side Heroic Spirit, this violent gang with the largest background, the most mixed elements, the toughest backing, and the worst organization and discipline in history, has now become the most helpless group of guys among all the Protoss.
We all know that the Protoss have many ancient and mysterious beliefs. This extremely technologically advanced race also follows the path of religious belief. If possible, I would even like to complain about it as the path of cosmic cultivation. Therefore, there is no understanding of the origin of the world.
, the exploration and worship of nature such as the laws of the universe are also one of the things that the Protoss are concerned about. They try to merge themselves with the truth of the universe through spiritual tempering, and come into contact with the secrets of the origin of all things, and it seems to have good results.
, being able to master primary psionic energy by relying on mental power is a good example.
At present, there is an obvious proposition: Ding Dong’s heroic spirit is also called the guardian of the world. In other words, it is the security guard of the original power of the world.
Do you know how entangled the Protoss on the Elsword are now? Although the heroic spirits who represent the origin of the world and serve the true truth of the universe do not have a clear position in the religious system of Protos, they
The latter holds a very important emotional weight, just like a Christian who believes in God will be helpless when faced with a group of angels who rush into his house to eat and drink. His professional title is there.
, once the fetish for racial sacred objects and the reverence for the mysteries of the origin of the world collide, it is really not easy to figure it out.
and……
"One more! Sasaki! One more! You can't lose to a woman in terms of drinking ability! The boss has bet more than a hundred on you!"
"Hahaha! I am the strongest! No matter in terms of fighting power or drinking power!"
And since when did I get involved with these guys?
Hey, hey, hey! This is on a space battleship, right? Is it still on mission? You guys all know that we are on the march, right? What is this scene that looks like a luxurious banquet that must be held before the death of the villain?
The head of a bastard!
"Well, Arjun, just let them do whatever they want." My sister sat on the floor like everyone else, leaning on my arm and feeling confused, "These heroic spirits are used to this in Avalon, and you also need to adjust.
Take it easy, don’t be too nervous about the rebels... Pandora, Huesca, children are not allowed to drink!"
Since my sister has said so, let it be like this. But as the saying goes, you can’t slap someone in the face without exposing your shortcomings. Sister, please don’t irritate these two little lolita who haven’t grown up in hundreds of thousands of years. I dare to say,
Anyone here who can breathe can drink better than you...
This group of people are all familiar with each other. Apart from onee-sama, Sister Pandora and me, there are also familiar faces from Arturia, Sasaki, and Cu Chulainn, who he jokingly calls the "Heroic Spirit Labor Group". Well,
, there are also a few unknown ones, they should be other heroic spirits that Cu Chulainn and the others are familiar with in private. Normally, these heroic spirits are already used to it in Avalon. After completing the task or fighting, they will immediately gather their friends to eat.
Hai Sai passed through, and now watching them lively, I also have a side understanding of the daily life of this guy called the Dingdang Guards. It feels similar to Liangshan...
Sasaki was having a wine fight with Jin Pika. The former was a wine lover by nature, and the latter turned out to be an astonishing drinker, which I didn't expect. Red A was bragging to Cu Chulainn. One of the two was good at fishing and the other was good at cooking.
Wan Meng, who has gained the reputation of a golden partner in the Avalon Aquatic Club, chats and slaps together when they have nothing to do, they are a pair of good friends with great potential. Sister R is usually a person who likes wine, but has a calm personality.
She would go into a mouthless state when there are many people. Now she is hiding in a corner in a daze, next to her baby pxp. Medea, who is not in high spirits because her husband is not around, is sitting with her.
There was a thin black wire hanging from the ear - only then did I realize that they were listening to music together. Are the headphones connected to the pxp? This strangely harmonious scene must be taken as a souvenir!
Since the Pandora sisters were present, in order to avoid a tragedy, Hercules sat in the farthest seat directly opposite me and chatted with several heroic spirits that I didn't know but I heard were from the same age of mythology. These heroic spirits were all similar to him without exception.
They were all burly men, and another thing they had in common was that they all lowered their bodies very smartly, and the resentful gaze of the Pandora sisters here was really stressful.
Well, after talking about it in a circle, I seem to have missed someone...
Well, although I don’t want to ruin my image, the quivering hair sticking out from behind the pile of plates and cups next to me is my king.
Sandora is not here. If she were here, there would be no chance of being drowned in the dishes, Arturia!
As for Qian Qian, a guy who always has a sense of presence, she is not here. She has not come back since she announced ten minutes ago that she was going to someone else's place to have a meal. Now she doesn't know which unlucky heroic spirit she is harming. I hope she really
I just went to have a meal...
"Speaking of which, are the few who lost the lottery today all fine now?"
I said casually, but my eyes couldn't help but cast my eyes on Jin Pika. In terms of failure, she was the one who suffered the worst today. She killed almost one-third of the enemies killed by all other heroic spirits by herself. In the end, she still used
Guilijian resisted the joint bombardment of Baimen Xinghe. At that time, her armor was shattered and her whole body was bleeding like a watering can. Although she was treated by me personally later, only a few hours later, she was still alive and well.
To the point where he can compete with Sasaki for drinks, isn't his ferocious recovery ability too exaggerated?
"It's just a minor injury, it's nothing to me!" Jin Pika waved his hand grandly, and his shiny golden armor looked like it had just been polished and waxed. This fool was really full of momentum all the time, and he didn't know he was hurting me at that time.
Who is the guy who can't stand straight with his arms on his shoulders?
With this thought in my mind, I suddenly felt something moving in my chest. When I lowered my head, I saw Dingdang's head popping out of the collar. His little head looked around intelligently. I immediately figured out what these heroic spirits were.
What's going on with these brutal recovery abilities?
...Their biggest backstage is right here.
As expected, the little thing came out just to proudly announce this: "With Ding Dong here, the heroic spirit can fully recover within three hours as long as it is not sent back to the World Tree!"
Dingdang’s secret skill? Real? Group Holy Healing Technique!
I was filled with all kinds of envy, jealousy, and hatred stimulated by the little thing's ferocious divine aura, but the latter just walked up and down my arm curiously, marveling at the lively scene around me, and then - just like what often happened before
Likewise, the sole of his foot slipped and he fell down with a scream.
But what happened this time was something she had never encountered before: she fell directly into the wine jar.
And after just fluttering for a while, the little thing was immediately hit by the strong smell of alcohol, causing cramps and sinking straight to the bottom.
"Ding dong!"
"My lord!"
"Lord Kami!"
"Oh, my god!"
"Big dragonfly... click! Boom!"
In the midst of my busy schedule, I still took the time to glance at Cú Chulainn, who was always being hacked away and never remembered. Then I quickly reached out to fish out the little thing that had sunk to the bottom. The wine jar was bubbling, and every bubble represented a symbol.
Dingdang drank as much high-strength alcohol as possible, and the surrounding Heroic Spirits sweated from their feet. After all, it was his current source of life. Every move of this little thing would make the Heroic Spirits tremble. This is no exaggeration -
——Of course, except for Cú Chulainn who was chopped away over there and my king who was drowned in a pile of plates and still chewing at his desk.
Fortunately, it didn't take much time for me to fish out Dingdang, who was full of the aroma of wine. The soaked little thing curled up into a comma in my hand, and when my wings trembled, I felt the strong fragrance of the 1950s. I held it in my arms in a daze.
After rubbing my thumb, the little thing came up with a sentence: "Pfft, sister goddess, Dingdang is really full..."
Damn it, completely drunk.
"Ajun, I feel...the situation around us is not quite right."
My sister poked my arm and said with a slightly confused look. Only then did I notice that her expression was wrong, and I was shocked: "Sister, don't you drink the bar?"
"No, sister knows that she can't drink well," she said, her face flushed as she lay on my shoulder, her words already deepening, "The smell here is so strong..."
Just smelling alcohol makes you feel confused?
"But boss, the situation around us seems to be really not right," Sasaki had already stood up and looked around with a serious tone, "The ground seems to be shaking..."
"Ajun! Ajun, Ajun!" A shallow voice suddenly came from a distance, shouting all the way, "These are amazing horses!"
When I looked at the direction Qian Qian was running in, I was suddenly frightened by the scene behind her and broke into a cold sweat on my forehead. Then I looked at the drunken goddess who was completely curled up into a full stop with her hands filled with the fragrance of fifty years.
He yelled out a sentence that would make the heroic spirits remember this day forever in the future: "Everyone, run away!! Dingdang is drunk and crazy!!"
As a result, thousands of armies galloped forward, and the earth trembled and the mountains shook.
No matter you are a prince or general, no matter how powerful you are, no matter how arrogant a heroic spirit is, you can only pee in the face of a drunken and crazy goddess. When the overwhelming life energy sweeps across the entire Holy Mother Ship, even Jin Pika can only cry.
She yelled "Mom" and ran with us.
"Chen, what happened?! This is so rude!" Saber's voice suddenly came from behind. Suddenly, the whole person was completely surrounded by the mountains of plates created by herself. The girl named Artoria was
There were only a few guys at the scene who couldn't figure out the situation. They were holding half a chicken leg in their mouths and holding a salad plate in one hand. My queen was dragged by me into a semi-floating state. It was really hard for her. The situation was so critical.
Not forgetting your own food, you can always maintain an elegant posture while chewing chicken legs in mid-air, and it does not affect your normal speech at all - how ferocious multi-line operation ability is this?
"If you have time to look back, just look behind you... Oh shit! There's one in front of you too!!"
Following my exclamation, the heroic spirits who had no escape started shouting one after another.
"We are surrounded!"
"Reinforcements! Where are the reinforcements?! They have cut off the main road!"
"Hey! I, Changshan Zhao Zilong, am here, whoever dares to... come and get me down!"
"In the name of the Sun King! Raid westward!"
"The enemy is in the power furnace... Wow!"
"Sparta!!"
"Lord! What's going on!?" An unknown heroic spirit next to him held up a giant sword in his hand, but he didn't know how to start. Cu Chulainn next to him complained unceremoniously: "Excuse me.
Come on, Paladin, this is what our family does!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the unlucky spearman was caught off guard by a wild vine that suddenly rushed over. Before he could even raise his spear, Cu Chulainn was tied into a rice dumpling by the vines that had already covered the sky.
This is still good. There are two more ones swallowed by the piranha. Although they won't die, I guess they won't be able to smell them after they come out.
"Damn... how dare a mere plant offend me!" Jin Shining, who was also forced here, had a hint of drunkenness on her face, and now she was even more dizzy because of anger. Taking advantage of her petite body, Sister Jill
She dodged the nearest few vines twice, and then jumped into the air. Suddenly, everything she saw was plastic ducks and teddy bears - does she still have stock? "Go! Wang Zhicai...ah? Why doesn't it work?"
Woo hoo..."
The overwhelming toys appeared for a moment and then disappeared without a trace. Before Jinpika could react, he was tied up tightly in the next second, with his hands tied behind his back and dangling above everyone's heads.
It's a pity, this girl is so flat, she doesn't feel anything no matter how much she is tied up... What am I thinking?
"The heroic spirits still want to take action against their masters?" I saw that all the heroic spirits around me had been almost wiped out, and I stuffed Dingdang into my pocket, "Just wait, I can attack these vines... Pandora, give it to me.
Put away the cannons, this is our own spaceship!"
"Ajun! Use this!" Qianqian suddenly took out an artifact from her pocket and fell to the ground with a crash, "This won't hurt the spacecraft!"
...This girl carries a gasoline saw with her! Is my Qianqian about to turn into some kind of terrifying creature due to frequent use of her abilities recently?
"Wow, haha, brother, this is so fun!" Viska bent down and picked up the gasoline saw, which was too big compared to her size. She turned it into a chain saw lolita and screamed.
I rushed forward, and when I reacted, Pandora, Qianqian, and even my sister, who was still not quite sober, had transformed into chainsaw maniacs and started cutting through the thorns and thorns in the wild vine + piranha forest spawned by Ding Dong.
The whole scene was like The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
All in all, after about thirty minutes...
"Hey, Arjun, Arjun, how long are we going to hang here?"
"Wait for Dingdang to wake up..."
"Hehe, Jun, don't move around, it's so itchy~~~"
"We can't help it, we are tied together... Uh, Qianqian, can you be awkward? This... rubbing against each other makes me angry."
The girl who was tied to him in his arms kept twisting and turning because she couldn't take any time off, and she was burning with pain. Fortunately, the sudden voice from behind calmed us down: "Ahem, Ajun,
Sister is watching you from behind."
It looked like at least one person was sober.
Looking around, it was a bleak place, with emperors from the past, heroes and heroes, tied up and hung in various ways. Although there were washboards like Niang Shining who couldn't get any results no matter how they were tied, there were also all kinds of pleasing and powerful people like Sister R - I
Try not to look at Uncle B twenty meters away.
From this point of view, the few of us who were just tied into rice dumplings seemed pretty good.
I really have some free time... There is nothing I can do. All the heroic spirits fainted due to the torment of the magical power on the wild vines. Even Niang Shining, who was full of energy and scolded for a long time, only lasted ten minutes longer than the others. Now except
I really can't find anything to do besides my random thoughts.
"Brother, your idiot sister grabbed my hair!"
"I want to tear the vines off."
As soon as this end calmed down, the little sisters on the other side who were also tied together started to make a fuss again. Even though they were tied up by these vines with divinity and amazing toughness, one hundred thousand horsepower is one hundred thousand horsepower. Pandora and Weiss
Ka still had time to have a small fight - forget it, I just watched it as a lily movie, two identical pretty lolita were tightly bound and entangled together, you see, after a little brainstorming, it was quite a relief.
of.
Where to start? From when Ding Dong fell into the wine jar and got drunk, or from when a group of heroic spirits holding a celebration party were hung on the wild vines that spread over a third of the Mother Ship, or from when
Starting from the five chain saws made of interstellar alloy that broke together on the small green vine, I always feel that today is really an inexplicable tragedy. A bunch of high-ranking officials of the empire and the entire Legion of Heroic Spirits were killed by a drunken nine.
The goddess was brought down.
The strength of these vines is simply incredible, and the light intensity is nothing. They are actually divinely created creatures, and conventional means cannot be destroyed. Of course, if we use a few amplification moves, we can still burn these plants, but
That way Dingdang will definitely get hurt. After thinking about it, after all, it is idle time, so let’s just hang out here for a while and have fun, it’s a rare life experience.
The celebration party for the hard-fought victory ended in a painful way in a five-hour group hanging activity. The only thing to be thankful for was that Dingdang did not follow the schedule of the gods and sleep for three to five hundred hours.
When I went out during the year and the little thing came out of my pocket in a daze, I almost cried with excitement - this girl Qianqian was really irritating with her tossing back and forth, but she didn't understand it at all!
"Hey? Everyone is having so much fun!"
This was the first thing Dingdang said when he woke up. I almost put this little thing into a bottle and made it into a canned goddess. You idiot, you really lost all your responsibilities after a sleep, right?!
"Eh? Is it related to Ding Dong?" Faced with the joint resentment of my sister and I, the little thing just knocked his head stupidly, while looking at the people in the square who were flexing their muscles or covered in piranha mucus and wanted to cry.
The heroic spirits who cried, "Ah hahaha, Dingdang was drunk at the time and didn't know it at all!"
Is this considered a fool's errand?
"Please rest assured that what happened today will be kept top secret," Zeratul appeared out of nowhere. This hero of Protos is really not good at comforting people. One sentence made the surrounding heroes cry.
, "The fleet has left the hyperspace state, and is still 70 million kilometers away from the planet Jetas. We have received contact from the First Exploration Force, and they have discovered traces of Archbishop Lilina..."