Chapter 597 Super ghost! Infinitely cruel mercury lamp toy army
Chapter 597 Super ghostly beasts! Infinitely cruel mercury lantern toy army
"What... exactly is this? Lin Xue, that girl, is always used to half-talking."
I muttered to myself, bent down and picked up a three-headed Q mercury lamp, turning it over and over to observe it.
The other party claims to be Kusanagi Kyo Mercury Lantern, and he is the closest to the normal version among the group of cross-dressing Mercury Lanterns. Except for the headband on his big head and the Kagerou crest on the back of the dress, this Mercury Lantern is basically the same as the normal version.
, of course, we have to ignore the cartoonish shape.
With their big heads, big eyes, and small bodies, there are probably thousands of these mercury lamps gathered at our feet, uniformly looking up at their compatriots who were lifted in the air, still chattering.
Stop, and the mercury lamp that I picked up cooperated with my movements very honestly, showing no signs of resistance at all. Even when I lifted her up, the latter even took the initiative to lift her skirt...
Totally wrong cooperation, Hundan!
"I feel like the boss is really a pervert."
Lilina complained mercilessly.
"Now I am very curious about what is going on. What are the two masters of alchemy doing after they have been struggling for so many days?"
Ignoring the venomous Priestess beside me, I just curiously played with the doll-like "mercury lamp" in my hand. The other party also looked at me with flashing eyes without saying a word. I had no way of telling whether she was intelligent or not.
I wonder if this is life, anyway... it's quite fun.
It’s really fun! Although the three-headed mercury lamp looks very weird, the Q version is really the way to go. This little doll is so interesting!
Grab, grab, grab.
The "Kyo Kusanagi Mercury Lamp" that was held up in the air suddenly started to tug on my sleeves. I moved my face curiously towards it, and the other party immediately aimed at my head, opened its small mouth, and let out a whoosh.
"Whoa! Fire! Fire! It's on fire!!"
This Q version of Xiaodeng opens her mouth to fuck! She can fuck just like Godzilla!
I hurriedly extinguished the flames on my head. I knew that my face should be completely black. I didn't need to look in the mirror. I could deduce how miserable I was by looking at the angular speed of Lilina rolling on the ground. I took out a bag from my pocket.
I poured a bucket of pure water and washed my face while muttering to myself: Although Kyo Kusanagi got a little curious from what he said, the attack power of the opponent just now was really exaggerated. If I guessed correctly, it might be elemental flames.
Yes, elemental flames, normal natural fire cannot have that much energy. The flames just now contained extremely strong fire element energy, almost as thick as the leader-level fire element bodies I saw in the world of Azeroth.
, ordinary steel will even vaporize directly under that kind of flame!
Of course, I don’t think that little doll wants to attack me. The flame is carefully controlled, just enough to blacken my face without causing any real harm. I have a deep understanding of energy control and can easily do it.
Feeling the other person's careful control before sex, she just wanted to protest.
Confused, I washed the black dust off my face amidst Lilina's heartless laughter. Next to me, a "big sword mercury lamp" wearing a weird light armor and carrying a big sword on his shoulder immediately came over with a towel.
, and also showed an expression of expectation of praise, which made people dumbfounded again.
"Okay, okay, everyone, stand in line! Don't mess around!"
After thinking about it for a long time, plus listening to the chirping conversations of these "mercury lamps", I had roughly guessed what these alchemy dolls were about, but I still needed to confirm it, so I started to command the mercury lamps here.
They were arranged neatly, and the latter was indeed very obedient. In less than five minutes, more than thirty square formations stood neatly in front of Lilina and me, all divided according to their respective "arms", such as Spar
There are dozens of more special ones, which are called "self-exploding truck mercury lamps", but I prefer to call them Libyan mercury lamps (see Red Alert 2 troop settings for details), which are installed directly with small toy trucks.
The dolls did not form a phalanx, but stopped in front of each phalanx and saluted me like the captain of the array.
After the formation, more than thirty mercury lamp puppets "driving" toy trucks suddenly honked their horns. Immediately, the chirping phalanx all fell silent, pretending to be inspected by the leader, and at a glance
, I can’t see the three-headed body on the side...
"Those little cars really have horns?" A certain female priest looked at those toy trucks curiously, with a look of surprise on her face.
Lilina, you are complaining in the wrong direction!!
Observing the approximately 10,000 three-headed mercury lanterns in front of me, looking at their orderly formation and the sense of unity that was revealed in an instant, I connected it with the speaking habits of these three-headed bodies just now——
"Misaka 10086!!"
"Arrived!...Eh?!"
Sure enough, a clear and small voice came out unmistakably from the square array. Although the latter realized his mistake in an instant and said "Hey", you have been exposed! Accept the appraisal of this head of state with a glaring gaze.
!
"No...no! The Jedi Mercury Lamp just...just had a hiccup! It was definitely just a hiccup!"
Not far in front of me, a three-headed doll jumped up high, waving a mini lightsaber less than half a meter long in its hand and explained hurriedly, but no matter how it looked, it was self-inflicted.
Look.
"Last time, you were the one who stuck a hundred dollars on the test paper to bribe the teacher, right?" I looked at a certain three-headed man waving a lightsaber with a smile, "But then I got a few dozen points, and Kuzugi took the rest.
Did you get the change?"
"Wow! Such an embarrassing thing..." The other party showed a Q version of distressed expression, "Actually, it's zero points..."
"Um? Zero points? You seem to have got a few questions correct, right?"
"Misaka used 502 to glue the money on."
I can imagine how Medea and his wife felt when faced with a hundred-dollar bill that couldn't be peeled off. This mischievous Misaka sister... I can't even give her zero points!
"Okay, don't hide it anymore. I should have guessed this amount and this way of speaking." Looking at the three heads and bodies surrounding him, they were all blinking with big, watery eyes (really big eyes)
Ah! This Q version of the face!) looked at me, even if I thought they were causing trouble, I couldn’t get angry, "The Misakas are all here, right? How did you do this? These bodies, and your consciousness
, what’s going on?”
As soon as I finished speaking, I immediately poked a hornet's nest, and the surrounding area suddenly started to chirp:
"Because Misaka hopes to be able to help Onii-sama, and doesn't want to stay in a safe place forever waiting for Onii-sama to come back from the battlefield! Misaka 10099 spoke first."
"Actually, Misaka 10099 just thinks it's fun to go out and play, and Misakas all think it's fun to play like this. Misaka 10315 took the initiative to confess, ah, Misaka 10099's expression is so scary!"
"These bodies are alchemy products, made by teachers from the academy and alchemy masters from various worlds. They can simulate the bodies of living things, accept the mental control of the Misaka network, and can also convey the complete five senses to the Misakas, Misaka 12580
He made an expression like a teacher and said."
"The Misakas' true bodies are all lying at home now. Paopao has designed something called a mind hub for the Misakas. Using the mind hub, Misaka's spirit can switch between the temporary body and the true body. However, due to these alchemical bodies
All the artificial souls are extended from the soul of the little mercury lamp. The current little doll mercury lamp is actually the form after the psychological fusion of Misaka and mercury lamp, so Misaka sometimes involuntarily calls herself mercury lamp in this situation. Misaka 10101 knows that
She was more detailed and smug than the other sisters."
"These alchemy bodies are very powerful. On average, each body is completed by three alchemy masters, and then finely adjusted by the Xiling host. It has the combat power of an elite imperial soldier. The lightsaber of Jedi Mercury Lamp is pure psionic energy, and Soldier Mercury Lamp
The carbine is filled with high-energy proton bullets, the self-destructing truck mercury lamp carries micro-space implosion bombs, and the magic mercury lamp has an endoskeleton composed of pure arcane energy, so it can definitely help my brother! Mercury... Misaka
11012 said confidently and showed his limited edition Heart of the Rising Sun to Onii-sama."
Let me tell you the truth, by this time I was about to pass away.
The "Mercury Lamps" were chirping at each other, and I already had a rough idea of what was going on.
The problem lies with those alchemists who repair the body of the mercury lamp (genuine). It’s not that they are not dedicated, but that they are too dedicated. As you know, at that time, I summoned a total of two strengtheners to repair a doll. It was so wasteful.
The result was that the master of alchemy who was full of pits took about sixteen minutes to develop a treatment plan for mercury lamps, and then...
They feel that as a generation of alchemy masters, they have finally been summoned by the Space-Time Management Bureau in person. If they do not make some achievements to promote the advanced alchemy technology of their world, it would be a shame to have a little bit of national pride in their bones. They are a bunch of competitive experts.
After completing their commissioned work in sixteen minutes, the scholars decided to go off topic collectively. They started competing to see which world had the best alchemical technology.
Pao Pao and Lin Xue decisively stirred up trouble at this time. The latter fanned the flames and came up with bad ideas, while the former used his knowledge of dead nerds to formulate the competition topic - now you know why these three-headed bodies are carrying egg knives and lightsabers in the Rising Sun.
Are you worried?
The two also bribed Artemis, who was looking after the house in Avalon. To put it bluntly, the latter guarded the treasures of the gods and heroic spirits. All the alchemist needed was some philosopher's stones.
The fragments of it were used as cement paving at the place where Avalon and the World Tree connect. Artemis gave the two officers half a ton each without taking it seriously...
Anyway, the final result is that more than 10,000 Q-version dolls with 100,000-horsepower mercury lanterns have been produced. Each of the Misaka sisters has an extra two to three thousand, and more than 600 special models such as self-exploding truck mercury lanterns and VR fighter mercury lanterns have been produced.
For the use of Misaka sisters who have active personalities and like to be independent. Edward Elric, who was the censor of the world of Cer-1355 at the time, also led a group of well-fed Silvermoon City magisters to develop the captain's machine.
, such as the Red Three mercury lamp, the Unit-1 mercury lamp, the Titan mercury lamp, etc...
Anyway, in the end, I was sipping the quick-acting Jiuxin Pill while listening to the chattering of these three-headed people.
What is certain is that 80% of the tens of thousands of mercury lanterns in front of us are controlled by the Misaka sisters, while the remaining several thousand are personally commanded by the mercury lanterns, forming the most sensational toy army in history.
That's it.
"You guys are really... forget it, it's really not a good childhood to be bored in the Shadow City all the time. It's a good thing that you can take the initiative to come out and play. But the first time you go out to play is on an alien planet full of wars. Don't be scared.
"There is a mercury lamp dressed as a red and white witch hanging on my arm. I don't know how to comment on the mother of the child at home who is struggling all day long. I can only try to comfort myself on the bright side.
"Onii-sama, aren't you angry? Misaka 10093 said trying to be cute. Besides, this is the winter vacation homework in the academy, Misaka 10093 added."
"Winter vacation homework?" I was confused.
"Yes!" Red and White Mercury Lantern nodded, "The teacher asked everyone to work part-time during the winter vacation and write three thousand words of reflections when they go back. The Misakas decided to join the army during the vacation to accompany their brother to conquer the world!"
What an awesome winter vacation homework! What an awesome internship report!
"Speaking of which, where is the genuine mercury lamp?"
Lilina still remembers the business. Although she also let the three-headed body of the three-headed body be cute and confused, she still has not forgotten who the real owner we are waiting for is.
A three-headed man with a big sword on his back thought for a while, raised his head and said to me: "The mother mercury lantern and the Titan mercury lantern are teleporting together. It should be here at this time... ah, here, brother, I am behind you."
I shivered when I heard the sound, and at the same time I felt a wave of space fluctuations coming from behind me. Although I knew that the most embarrassing moment had arrived, I still turned around slowly - here it is emphasized that we have been enveloped by a huge shadow.
.
"Wow what the hell is this!!!"
"The Titan Mercury Lamp is not a three-headed to body ratio, but a captain's aircraft with normal proportions. It is 101 meters tall. It is made by accurately enlarging the whole body of the Mercury Lamp. It weighs 600 tons and weighs 720 tons when fully loaded with weapons. Because
The weight is too heavy for conventional joints to bear. The whole body is engraved with a permanent anti-gravity array. The key transmission device is made of an alloy made of astrology stones secretly dug out from the fence of the World Tree. The left hand is equipped with an arcane missile generator, which contains three
The Dalaran mage controls it, and his right hand can be fired as a disposable weapon. It has the most advanced guidance function. It contains the Balrog just captured from the world of Azeroth. Bubble named it the Super Invincible Bubble Bomb.
, there is a nano-assembly factory on the chest. When there is sufficient material, the Titan Mercury Lamp can release a thirty centimeter-high Crazy Ivan Mercury Lamp from its mouth at a speed of one per second. Note: three-headed body. In addition, the eyes of the Titan Mercury Lamp
It is equipped with an anti-ship nether energy cannon and a holographic projector, so it can not only be used as a fort but also for playing games. Friendly reminder: the handle is under the skirt, boys should not move it casually~~ Ah, and there is an instruction manual.
, the driver CD and the cleaning space engineering vehicle came with it and were placed in the small bag at the waist of the Titan Mercury Lamp. Misaka 10086 pretended not to see her brother's expression and read the delivery card of the Titan Mercury Lamp word for word. "
Silence, three seconds later.
"10086, don't you think this alchemy weapon, which has no actual combat value other than scaring people, is even more unreliable than (Beep) Da?"
"Ah, it's really rare that I can't complain. Misaka 10086 started trying new words."
"...Don't worry about the details, this world should be destroyed..."
I really, really want to just leave the world alone and let you die!
What kind of weird way is the Shadow City running when I'm not at home? Bastard! Sandora, besides eating and eating and eating, can't you take care of the girls at home all day long? You are the same after all.
One housewife, right? What are the urban management of Shadow City doing this time? After the middle and high-level management of the Space-Time Administration fight the landlords every day, can't they take the time to see what the alchemy experts of the two divisions are doing? Make a hundred
Is the multi-meter-high battle mercury lantern trying to trick my father? It's still a trick!
Okay, I understand, this is actually a toy, right? This moving mountain that can only be used as a living target on the battlefield is just for the bored Misakas to play with, right? There are hundreds of soldiers who have already started to throw mercury lanterns to climb.
Shansuo happily climbed the Titan Mercury Lamp, is there anything wrong with it?
"Hey, stupid human! How long are you going to ignore me?"
Suddenly a shout rang out in the communication channel, which jolted me for a moment. I recovered from the impact of the mercury lamp's demonic beast army, and then I felt my left shoulder sink a little, and a soft body moved with a very familiar feeling.
She leaned over, and in the next second, two small hands hugged my chin.
Unplug, unplug.
"Hey, it's so solid." Someone complained dissatisfiedly.
Don't you think it's scary to try to pull out someone's head with all your might, Mr. Chairman, who has never even attended compulsory education?
"Come, let me see - how is your recovery?"
I completely ignored someone's tugging on my ears, and forcefully grabbed the other person from his shoulders, as if he were a doll. I supported the other person's armpits with both hands, and held the mercury lamp in front of my eyes, moving it back and forth. "Well, it feels good."
Tell me, the repair is indeed completed, eh? Why didn't you fill the tooth? "
"Because Bubble said it's cuter this way...ah! You're too presumptuous! Put me down! Put me down! Don't pinch my face!"
She is completely different from when they first met. She has completely changed. Now she is just a lively "little" girl. Although it is a bit inappropriate to say this, it seems that the training has been successful.
After five minutes of fighting, there is no doubt that the winner is me. The silver-haired doll wearing a black Gothic dress feels tired just like a real woman, so now she lies on my shoulder without any courtesy.
, looking at the fantastic and magnificent scenery all around.
"Ah, it's an alien planet again. You guys say you love peace, but you always start wars in one world after another. What do you think? Do you need help? Now I have an entire legion, and there is another
Super clone legion commander, if you kneel down and beg me, I can help you."
What a condescending tone this is, what a proud attitude this is, you can't change this, right? And I don't think I need to find a group of people when I have more than thirty marines and more than a thousand heroic spirits.
You have a three-headed body to show off, you cute army commander!
Then again... I was fighting an interstellar war just now, right? Forty-five minutes ago, this was an iron-blooded battlefield of space warriors vs. fortress planets, right? What's going on with this god switch now? No matter how novel the expansion method is, there must be a way.
Limit it! Mercury Lantern, can you please stop directing more than 10,000 three-headed self to arrange "Welcome to Aliens" banners on the ground for your own entertainment? (To be continued. If you like this work, welcome
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