Chapter 640 The Protoss who are not pitiful are not good Protoss
Chapter 640: Gods who don’t cheat are not good Gods
I noticed that although the huge space crack stretched across the sky of Avalon, it did not cause a trace of space-time vibration. This shows that this passage was completely established by means of laws, and it made the whole world "think" it was here.
There is a space channel in itself, so the channel appears. If I have to describe the method, it is the same process as the words of Jehovah in the Bible: "Let there be light" and the world has light.
It is also time and space teleportation. The Gods can use this extremely cool method. Although the effect is the same as our world gate, I still have to sigh. They are really the most awesome second-generation rich people in the multidimensional world. These guys
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The golden two-headed dragon flew out of the space channel with overwhelming holy power. It seemed to be looking for a place to land, and it let out a low roar from time to time, seeming a little distressed? Is it my imagination?
"Hey! Lin! Here, here! Dingdang is here!"
Our little goddess is flying high in the sky. Next to her is the welcome banner she wrote with her own fluorescent light. She herself is flying up and down excitedly, shouting hard, and looking very happy. There is no doubt that the envoy coming is
She is a very familiar person, and seems to have a good relationship with her - this is really unexpected, I thought that Ding Dong and Dragon God were mortal enemies.
The cry of the little thing is not much louder than the cry of mosquitoes to my ears, but what is surprising is that the two-headed dragon in the sky actually seemed to hear something, and immediately lowered its head: emphasize that it is the
The head on the left lowered, while the head on the right was still looking ahead.
I said, is the biggest difference between the dragon god and the ordinary dragon is that it has an extra head? This shape is really strange!
"Haha, Arjun, this is Lin, a very good dragon god!" Dingdang saw that the envoy had discovered him, and immediately rushed to me happily, waving his little hands vigorously, "Lin is about to land!
Everyone, get down quickly!"
"Get down..." I repeated the word without knowing why, and then I felt a huge shadow passing over me. Next to me, Lilina shouted decisively: "Oh, my God!" and then hit me hard, knocking me and me.
She was knocked to the ground together, and at the same time, the corner of my eye also told me that a circle of heroic spirits and onee-sama around them also fell down collectively.
And the corner of my eye told me one thing: that giant dragon just fucking fell!
Maintaining a speed of probably more than 800 miles per hour, this huge thing that looked like a golden hill rushed down at a 45-degree angle like a cannonball. The huge wind pressure made my scalp feel tight. It was really worthy of it.
Dragon God, isn’t this landing deceleration process too powerful?
I have seen the landing posture of Alexstrasza and her red dragons when they came to worship the goddess of life before. I know that the dragons usually land vertically, with their feet touching the ground first, but - but!
The senior civil servant from the God Realm is indeed extraordinary. This super powerful golden two-headed dragon named "Lin" landed on the ground with its mouth first!
Edi Niang grinned, her mouth touched the ground first. This has to take into account the unique head shape of the dragon tribe, wouldn't it mean that her face touched the ground first?
The giant flying dragon hundreds of meters high let out a deafening roar—perhaps it should be a scream—and chewed the ground with its big mouth. Then, using its head as a fulcrum, its entire body flipped more than a hundred degrees in the air and flew away.
After absorbing hundreds of tons of soil, it continued to roll, like a collapsed mountain. The Dragon God advanced earth-shakingly on the earth. Amidst the vibrations of at least a magnitude seven or eight earthquake, a group of disgraced imperial greeting personnel shook.
Standing up unsteadily, he watched dumbfoundedly as the huge creature weighing an unknown number of tons rolled farther and farther on the picturesque plains of Avalon. If it hit a small hill in the middle, it would bounce several times.
Ten meters away, his posture was sometimes a forward roll, sometimes a side roll, and sometimes a 720° free rotation. In an instant, a canyon hundreds of meters wide appeared...
And a few minutes later, the huge dragon finally stopped: at the end of the newly born "canyon", covered in thick smoke and diffuse dust caused by friction, it lay there motionless, not knowing whether it was dead.
It's alive.
Anyway, he seems to have lost his temper.
As for us, we were all stupid at this time.
"Okay, a very shocking landing process," Sandora's mouth twitched and she grabbed Dingdang out of mid-air, "It won't die, right?"
"Alive, alive, Lin's vitality is so strong! And this is one of the few times she has successfully landed. Normally, she would have made a vertical hole several kilometers deep on the ground! This time she successfully slowed down!
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I said, can’t your God Realm send a normal guy over?
"Boss," Medusa came over and whispered while wiping the dust off her face, "Several heroic spirits were hit head-on. According to the feedback received from the temple just now, all of them were sent directly back to the Hall of Valor."
"Um, these unlucky guys, I'll calculate their work-related injury benefits."
"Medusa," before the wretched lady who had just been smashed could finish speaking, I held her hands with all my strength, with a sad look on my face, "Let them sleep peacefully, this is a curse.
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"Ahem, please don't blatantly commit suicide," Lilina slapped the divine robe on her body and complained, and before I took off my shoes, she stretched out her little finger and pointed into the distance, "That dragon seems to be still alive, ah, it started to turn over.
Already."
"Ouch!!"
Sure enough, a deafening roar came from the golden "peaks" several kilometers away. The giant dragon that failed to make an emergency landing seemed to have woken up from its dizziness, and was now spreading its wings swaying far away. At first glance, it was still there.
Not dead, I quickly greeted: "Go up and help!"
The vast welcoming team ran towards the direction of the giant dragon's emergency landing in dusty dust. When we were halfway there, the giant dragon was suddenly shrouded in an unprecedentedly strong golden light, and then quickly shrank in size, but Ding Dong looked at it
It was still flying quickly ahead, maybe this was normal, so we accelerated our steps and arrived at the accident scene in the blink of an eye.
"This is really tragic."
Looking at the scene that can be called a canyon below, my sister clicked her tongue, while Artemis next to her curled her lips in grievance: "The budget has increased again."
The giant dragon had disappeared with the burst of golden light. The canyon was still filled with smoke and dust, but I could already hear the noise coming from below.
"Aha! Little girl, this is really exciting. Is this how you usually perform tasks?" This was the voice of a very strong lady.
"Oh, don't mention it. I really can't believe Lin's statement that she has made progress. I won't be able to ride her on business trips from now on... Idiot brother, you are so heavy! Can't you walk by yourself?" This is a question full of resentment.
girlish voice.
"Don't move, don't move! It's about to break! Kenser, how are you doing?" This was a young man breathing air-conditioning.
The magnetic voice of a middle-aged man answered honestly: "It's good, it's good."
"I'm sorry..." A weak girl's voice finally sounded, almost crying.
"It's okay, it's not once or twice anyway. At least you remembered to slow down this time - even though you only remembered it when you were twelve meters above the ground."
Conversations like this made the people on the edge of the canyon break into cold sweat.
And what I'm more concerned about is: there seem to be a lot of familiar voices?
In confusion, a few swaying figures finally appeared in the smoke. When I gradually saw it clearly, I was stunned: the leader was a girl with a figure that could rival Busujima Saeko, with ankle-length silver hair, and a heroic spirit.
The vigorous blood pupils and the beautiful appearance left a deep impression on me. It was Her Majesty Bingtis, the goddess of light, who beat me with a tortoise punch and was good at making the black tiger take out the heart for thirteen consecutive rounds. And behind, there was a
A pair of boys and girls are supporting each other. The girl is wearing a black battle robe. She also has silver hair and a pair of bloody eyes. She looks somewhat similar to Bingtis in race. The man is wearing a gorgeous and powerful golden battle armor, with his hair drawn
Feng has short golden hair and a face that is so handsome that you would never want to come back from Hollywood. It is a pity that this handsome guy who is like the protagonist is taking on the role of being supported with a look of helplessness. He was obviously in the landing process just now.
Shot in the waist: Brother and sister Ilson and Monina.
Behind these three people there are two others I don't recognize. One is a burly middle-aged uncle with thick medium-straw brown hair and a complex golden ring on his head. He has a square face and cheeks.
Bearded, wearing a simple white robe, he looks like Odin who came out of Norse mythology. The other is a petite girl who always lowers her head. Although her appearance cannot be clearly seen, she is
Her profile looks very delicate. This girl has short pale blond hair that just reaches her shoulders. She is wearing a dark blue short-sleeved waistcoat and short skirt. The style is very similar to a Greek-style pleated war skirt, but it is much prettier.
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The above five people are all.
Do you think it’s cheating? Anyway, I think it’s quite cheating. At least when a certain gangster goddess happily rushed up to me and gave me a bear hug like a friend, I felt that everything was already cheating beyond measure.
"Hey, Chen, we meet again! I said I would come to play with you soon, and Bingtis never goes back on her word! This place is your territory? It's pretty neat, come on, come on, give me a hug
One, and then introduce me to me..."
This female gangster didn't care about the surrounding atmosphere at all. She greeted her carelessly, occasionally calling herself "concubine" in an elegant way while speaking like a gang leader. This guy was really hopeless.
And it took a lot of effort for me to break free from the other party's bear hug. Although the warm fragrance of nephrite is a pleasure and Bingtis has a really hot figure, if I don't break free quickly at this time, I really can't imagine Lily next to me.
What kind of unscrupulous remarks can Na make?
"Bingtis!" Sandora also recovered from her initial surprise. Don't forget, Her Majesty the Queen and this "Goddess of Light" were good friends tens of thousands of years ago.
As soon as they met, they went their separate ways. Of course, I was very excited to meet again now, "I didn't expect you to come here!"
"Ah haha," Bingtis immediately laughed. This frank move really completely destroyed her elegant and dignified appearance. "Originally, the old man's alliance didn't send me here. I heard that these juniors were coming here.
The world has forced it in, let’s see if you have any good stuff here, and of course, I’d like to take a look at you and Chen by the way, I miss you both very much.”
If possible, please explain what the Old Man Alliance is - honestly apologize to the white-bearded men of the Pantheon, you female hooligan!
"Are you two okay?"
The goddess had been dragged aside by the queen to exchange feelings. I finally had time to say a few words to the Ilson brothers and sisters, "So are you the messengers of the gods?"
It seems that now we are ready to take them to eat Malatang.
Ding Dong was also very happy when he saw his men. Just when Ilson was about to answer my words, the little guy rushed among us and waved his arm at the handsome blond man: "Ah, 123 you are still so stupid! You are the only one
Was someone injured in the fall?"
"Captain, don't use nicknames in front of so many people." Ilson suddenly shrank his neck, showing that he dared not speak out in anger. The elder sister and others next to him rolled their eyes: 123, I really didn't expect that.
This handsome guy also has such a rhyming nickname, "Ding-dang, you have a good job!"
"Let me introduce you!" The little thing successfully finished attacking his team member A and began to introduce several other people to us.
"She is Monina, whom Arjun has met. She is the sister of 123. She cooks delicious food. Then this big uncle is called Kenser. He is from the Light God Clan. He is very attentive. He is the purchaser and housekeeper of the Dingdang team. Finally
"This," Dingdang said, pointing to the little girl who had her head down from the beginning, seemed to be very shy and weak, "Lin, is the giant dragon you saw just now. She is very powerful, but not very strong."
She likes to talk, and by the way, Lin has the talent of flying through the void and can travel through countless worlds in an instant. She is a very powerful team mount, but she is just not very skilled when landing."
Can I complain? If I start complaining now, will I not be able to restrain myself until I die from lack of oxygen? It’s just that the two-headed dragon hundreds of meters away turns into a little girl. Anyway, the dragons from all over the world come to worship the Tree of Life.
I'm not surprised that they all have to turn into human form, but Dingdang, do you really think it's okay to use the words "team mount" to describe them? What a pitiful existence this little girl is in your team!
"Nice to meet you, King of the World." Odin, who is called Kenser... Well, the uncle first showed a kind smile and saluted slightly, and then the petite girl named "Lin" panicked like a frightened rabbit.
He looked up at us and whispered: "Hello... hello, king of the world."
123, who was being supported by his sister because of the impact of the landing... Ilson raised his head and grinned happily: "Now you believe it, our captain was lying on Chen's head just now, this king of the world is the captain's owner...
…Wow!”
As soon as he was halfway through speaking, Monina calmly pushed her brother to the side. The next second, green vines appeared out of thin air and tied up and hung up the ungrateful Light Defense Officer.
At this moment, I deeply understood what Monina meant when she introduced that her brother’s daily job was to make the captain angry when we first met.
"Idiot brother, there is no need to struggle. As a sister, I will definitely offer you a bouquet of flowers of dead souls full of grief. If I still remember you today next year." The dark goddess girl calmly looked at her brother who was hanging in the air and dancing.
Talk calmly and venomously.
At this time, I looked at the group of heroic spirits nearby and found that they were really dumbfounded.
A protoss who doesn't cheat on their fathers is not a good protoss. Haven't you come to this realization after working under Dingdang for so long?
I also have the urge to twitch on my face. Although it’s not the first time I’ve seen the gods slip away, it’s just like you go into shock no matter how many times you eat the high-energy dishes made by Sandora, many things are impossible.
I'm used to it, I have to complain when I need to, and twitch when I need to, but after being with Dingdang for so long, I still have a little bit of immunity, and in the end, we didn't faint.
Judging from the fact that Uncle Kenser, who doesn't talk much but is very steady, seems to be very reliable, could he be the first normal person from the Star Realm Protoss to appear among the few hidden people so far? At this moment, I already thought
Think of it as the last firewall for the moral integrity of the Star Realm Protoss. At least, let me know a normal god!
"Boss," someone pulled her sleeve gently from behind, and Sister R leaned over and said distressedly, "Then what? It seems that none of the religious etiquette that the Pope gave us emergency training can be used."
"Religion's sister!" I looked at Bingtis who was holding Sandora and talking intimately. The long-haired goddess of "light" immediately noticed it and sent a piece of krypton gold that was so brilliant that it blinded people.
A huge smile with dog eyes, "These guys are probably just here for a meal! The heroic spirits can be dismissed, I will take them to eat!"
Rider, who was roughly equivalent to a secretary, glanced at his boss speechlessly, shrugged, and made a move to dismiss the heroic spirits behind him.
God comes, it starts off as a cheat, it goes through a cheat, and finally it ends in a very cheat.
"Chen, tell me, what happened to you?" Bingtis swayed over carelessly, putting his arm on my shoulder with a ruffian look on his face, "These idiots and juniors can't explain it clearly. If you have any trouble, just follow me."
Said, if it comes to saving the world and destroying people, I have much more experience than these little guys who let compulsory education burn out their brains."
"Ahem," Monina on the other side really couldn't stand it. She was a member of the Dark God Clan but had taken the exam to become the Goddess of Light. As a patron saint, she led her younger brothers to smash, smash, loot and burn all day long, which really made her feel uncomfortable.
Faceless, "Chen, God Realm suddenly asked us to inspect the situation, but we don't know what exactly happened. What happened?"
I was stunned: "Huh? I don't know the specific situation? Didn't Dingdang's report tell you everything?"
The corner of Monina's mouth trembled immediately, and then she looked at her parents speechlessly: the latter was busy pulling out the hair on the head of Ilson, who had turned into a hanging corpse.
"The order we received is: xxx world management god sent back a report with unclear meaning, grammatical errors, typos, and a verbose preface and incoherent words. Pantheon research has made no progress for two days. We are now ordered to compare with this management god.
All the members of the 12th Squadron of the 3rd Regiment, 4th Brigade of the Eternal Legion, a familiar subordinate of the Goddess of Life, went to check and ask what the little fool was going to say - Captain, please calm down, these are the original words of Father God, he
I also asked my subordinates to bring you a basic textbook on Divine Language Grammar. In addition, Sir Jiletan, who gave you the test in the literature class, has already recruited all of them."
Three minutes later.
I picked up the little one with a miserable face and touched her little head comfortingly: "Good boy, it's okay. I had to poke my mother-in-law to finish my composition in my sophomore year of high school. Long live our understanding."