Chapter 664 The big stomach king and the psychological shadow of the coyote
Chapter 664: The Big Eater and the Coyote’s Psychological Shadow
The carnival was scheduled to last for two weeks, a full fourteen days of celebrations, and it was only the morning of the first day that it was so thrilling.
The stage play just now was simply too scary, and the heroes in the world of Azeroth were simply too scary.
Walking on the road, thinking back to the deceptive play I just experienced, I still feel cold sweat from time to time, especially when Andersen and the Brothers Grimm hugged each other and cried: Those three brothers are really tragic.
Without doing anything, my daughter suddenly went from destroying her whole family to becoming a war criminal who destroyed her country.
Where should I go next? Although as the top person in charge of the organizer, wandering around at this time is a bit like a hands-off shopkeeper, but seeing the joyful scenes around me, I suddenly felt that it would be a good idea to continue like this.
:Anyway, this carnival is taking the free route. The Imperial Army has no tasks at all except maintaining security on site, and in terms of world teleportation, the governors of the Space-Time Administration are in charge. Well, it seems like this
At least on the first day after the opening ceremony, I had nothing to do.
While I was holding the guide I grabbed from the hand of a certain Kohaku who was the captain of the urban management branch, and was studying whether to watch the Zenith Stars and Ultraman's large-scale group gymnastics or watch the PK match between the Light Music Club and the Hatsune family, Shan
Dora suddenly jumped up in front of me and shouted:
"Ajun, if you have nothing to do, let's go have a meal!"
Pandora next to me also tugged on her sleeves. I looked down and saw that the little Loli was looking up at this side with a pure 45-degree perspective. There was a calm look in her big gray eyes: "I'm hungry."
"It's already noon?"
I looked up at the sky, and there was a warm sun hanging in the middle of the simulated sky in Shadow City. Next to the sun were the words "12 noon" written in huge letters. Although I wanted to complain about Bubbles being mounted on Shadow City's artificial sun.
What's going on with this theme package, but it's undeniable that this timing method is really boring.
"Then go here!"
Lilina took out her treasure book, which was specially used to skip work, and pointed to a line of big words on it: "Multiple worlds jointly hold a cooking competition, and a simultaneous Big Eater Competition, unlimited supply of delicious food, unlimited supply
Sign up anytime, anywhere, and everyone can participate - the only requirement is that groups or individuals who sign up for the Big Eater Competition must ensure that they finish all the food in front of them!"
As soon as Lilina finished speaking, we immediately focused our attention on Sandora.
The championship is ours!
If you hold this kind of competition within a ten-kilometer radius of Your Majesty Sandora, you are asking for death! You are asking for death!
"Eat, eat, eat, eat~!~!" Sandora's eyes were shining, she dragged me and ran out for more than ten meters. Hunger had made our Queen lose her mind, but after running out, she didn't
How far away she came back, "Ah, Lilina, where is the playing field?"
Lilina looked at the two of us: "First, the competition field turns left two hundred meters ahead. Second, the angle of the boss's arm seems very strange..."
The second one should come first!
A hungry Queen is terrifying. When raising Sandora, you must remember one thing: Do not let this girl be hungry for more than sixty minutes, otherwise the mountains and rivers will change color and all living beings will be in trouble - you will definitely be in trouble anyway.
.
"This is the legendary...Culinary Grand Prix and Big Eater Competition?"
A few minutes later, we, a bunch of hungry ghosts, were shocked when we looked at the arena in front of us that was shaped like the World's No. 1 Martial Arts Tournament and the several banners floating in the wind.
It is indeed a venue that is said to have been rented by more than a dozen worlds. Today we are here. After the cooking competition, will this place be transferred to the Kamesennin gang?
Lilina has already rushed to register for the Big Eater Competition. Of course, she signed up for a group quota. According to the competition requirements, no matter whether group registration or individual registration, leftover food is not allowed, otherwise it will be directly regarded as a failure. I firmly believe that Shan
Dora is here, even if we come together with ten thousand people to report, we will definitely win.
It's just a pity that Anweina was not dragged over. When the little maid who was extremely afraid of strangers heard that there were now at least a million visitors crowded into the Shadow City to participate in the carnival, she was so frightened that she became a crow and refused to come out of her nest.
If we can't win two awards here today...
I looked at the list of contestants from both sides posted not far away, and couldn't help but dismiss Liu Angxing, Sebastian, Sanji and others above: You know how to process a reinforced concrete isolation pier into the flavor of Yangzhou fried rice.
Do you know how to stir-fry battleship communication cables to make them fresh and crispy? Do you know how high the heat should be to steam Huangshan white jade to achieve the effect of water tofu?
If you can't do the above three things, don't even think about mentioning the word "cooking" to my family's best maid in the world!
Anweina's abilities in some aspects are so brutal that she challenges the realm of God in her mortal body.
But it doesn’t matter if Anweina doesn’t come, we have an almost ferocious guy here. As soon as Monina saw the kitchen utensils, she immediately ran to sign up happily.
"Speaking of which, in addition to eating, it seems that this cooking competition is also good." Shandora looked at the cooking gods from all over the world who were preparing for the competition not far away, her eyes sparkling, "If you learn how to cook, you can give Ah
Jun is cooking!"
Tears filled my eyes immediately: "Baby, everyone here has no enmity or enmity against you..."
"Chen? Why are you here?"
When I was reviewing the list of participating chefs, an unexpected voice suddenly sounded from behind, which made me stunned.
Turning his head, he saw a golden stupid hair spinning in the air, and then pointing straight to the other side of the ring where the Big Eater Competition was held not far away, and right under the stupid hair stood a king.
, "Could it be..."
The king's girl named Arturia immediately saw Sandora who was grinding her teeth, and a solemn expression suddenly appeared on her face.
"Is that what it is?" I touched Sandora next to me, "Her Majesty the Queen is hungry. By the way, you are also here to compete?"
A solemn expression appeared on Saber's face: "I just heard that there is unlimited free lunch here. In order to ensure that I have enough energy for the afternoon game, I came here to eat!"
Well, in fact, we should have thought long ago that this kind of scene could not be complete without the figure of Shadow City Foodie No. 2, who claims to be able to breed an entire population in less than half a month as long as he is given enough food and light.
The magical creatures that form the colorful Saber clan.
"To be honest, I kind of sympathize with the unlucky people participating in the cooking competition." Due to my repeated instructions, Bingtis will be with us honestly today. She stuck out her tongue and looked at the confident expressions on their faces.
Dimensional cooking gods, "You will definitely be exhausted - although it is not comparable to Sandora, Lin's appetite is definitely much greater than this idiot!"
Me: "...We won't be thought of as just here to cause trouble, right?"
Perhaps many of the people who came to participate in this purely entertainment eating competition today really came for fame and prizes, but when there were three real hungry ghosts among the contestants, the competition also changed.
It became a private feast for some unscrupulous people to just fill their stomachs. There is no need to elaborate on the process of the competition. Anyway, the last remaining image in my mind is of chewing at the desk, chewing at the desk, and eating at the desk.
chew.
There is no doubt about the result of the competition. Shandora defeated the others with a terrifying advantage. After she finished eating, there were only two referees and a few contestants left in the ring. Looking at the empty ring, the organizer of this game saw
With tears in her eyes, she was very excited: "Ladies and gentlemen, our Majesty the Queen has won the championship of this Big Eater Competition, but the award ceremony may have to be cancelled. Please understand our difficulties... The one you ate last
It’s just a trophy…”
Fortunately, Sandora won the competition, otherwise we would have to lose a trophy!
"Sure enough, you have a very good appetite." Before breaking up, Artoria once again expressed her sincere respect for losing to Sandora in terms of appetite, "And you didn't waste any food. As a king, you are very good!
"
The two Queens, who have amazing appetites, looked at each other and cherished each other. Monina behind me moved her wrists contentedly: "Haha, it's been a long time since I've been able to cook so happily. Lin, you did a good job today. That's right."
The guy named Liu Angxing seems to be frothing at the mouth just from making fried rice for you!"
"Well..." The girl Dragon God, who had been eating fiercely throughout the game, who had just been teased by Bingtis, let out a distressed cry, "Did I eat too much?"
"Eat a full meal to gain strength!" Saber immediately said seriously to this strangely powerful dragon god.
Aren't you afraid that your words will scare people away from eating for the rest of their lives? The word "strength" is taboo in front of Lin!
"By the way, Arturia, you just mentioned the afternoon match. What have you heroes prepared?"
I suddenly remembered what Arturia mentioned just now, and I couldn't help but become curious.
"Ah, it's just for my own entertainment," Arturia said generously, "We plan to have another Holy Grail War..."
Everyone: "..."
The idiot king, who could not tell the atmosphere at all, continued: "Although it is a friendly competition, it is worth going all out."
I raised my hand: "I dare to ask: Are you sure it is the 'Holy Grail' War? In an ordinary arena, would this sad name be used?"
King Da Mao smiled freely: "Because the highest prize in the arena is a cup: the kind my lord uses for bathing. Didn't you donate one to the temple?"
I:"……"
Did the Sixth Holy Grail War turn out to be a battle between a bunch of well-fed and idle heroic spirits over a five-dollar plastic cup at a carnival?
"Ah, the game!" While I was complaining about the ferocity of the Sixth Holy Grail War in my mind, Viska, who had been holding my arm quietly and listening to the adults talking, suddenly exclaimed, "Brother, brother! Me and my idiot sister today
There is also talk of a competition in the afternoon!”
Everyone fell silent for a moment.
It took me five seconds to translate what Viska said into various languages, and finally confirmed the fact: I had no auditory hallucinations.
"Competition...you two?"
With a tangled expression, I looked at these violent twin sisters, and I couldn't imagine that they could also sign up for the competition during the carnival: Could it be that this seemingly sunny, harmonious and happy carnival is secretly a hellish Colosseum?
, Shura killing contest, organ feast and other dissonant dramas?
"Sports meeting."
Perhaps the expression on my face was too obvious, and even Pandora couldn't help it. After hitting her brother's stomach with a headbutt, the little girl said three words in a concise and concise manner.
"It's just a few competition events in the Military Academy's school festival," Viska shook my arm, "The Misakas had a preliminary round, and as a result, there were more than 2,000 entries in all events and they tied for first place, so we had to change the rules.
Instead, the Misakas invited the time-travelers who came to participate in the carnival to compete as foreign aids. The strongest foreign aid means the victory of the class... Well, it's Jiang Zidi!"
I'm so embarrassed: Is this okay? Misaka, do you think this kind of competition is still meaningful?
"It's a carnival entertainment show anyway," Viska blinked her red cat eyes with great interest, "Whether it's fair or not doesn't matter, what's important is that everyone has fun together!"
"Then the last question," my elder sister raised her eyebrows, looking at Viska who looked excited about finding something interesting and Pandora who looked helpless after being dragged out, "it's not a foul for you two to participate in the competition.
?”
More than just a foul!
I'm not surprised that the Misakas can get along with Viska. Due to some similarities in fate, the former quickly became familiar with my cat-eyed sister after the fate of Shadow City was finalized. She should not get close to strangers.
Unlike her sister, Viska is a thoroughly curious baby and an activist. Although her personality is a bit curious, you can't deny her enthusiasm in making friends with the Misakas. After going back and forth, there are so many Misakas who naturally get along with this one.
Mao Tong Loli became a good friend, and coupled with her natural curiosity, it was possible for Viska to be persuaded to participate and even rope in her sister.
But the question is: If these two 100,000-horsepower competitors compete, can anyone else compete?
"Of course there are restrictions!" Viska explained enthusiastically as he pulled us towards the public transport plane. "All contestants must be limited to the physical fitness of ordinary humans. In addition to personal skills, including
Speed, strength and other things must be limited. After all, everyone is participating. Class 4 of the second year also found two young Ultraman to participate in the long jump competition..."
"The technical department has prepared a power adjustment lock, so there is no problem." Pandora said expressionlessly, with deep resentment in her tone. This girl was definitely stalked and dragged here by her sister.
During the Carnival, the Shadow City opened a large number of public transport planes for those "ordinary" or lazy tourists to quickly transfer venues. Taking this vehicle converted from a small transport plane, we arrived at the Imperial Palace in a short time.
**In front of the School of Foreign Affairs.
Although the main gathering place of the carnival is on the great plain on the edge of Shadow City, the city is also a sea of joy for festival celebrations. Of course, most tourists are very interested in the programs on the plain, but many people are more curious about the capital of the empire.
What are the local customs like? Therefore, there is also a lot of traffic in the Shadow City, and most of them are late visitors due to various reasons: they have not yet had time to bring visitors from this capital of all realms.
I feel relieved from the novelty of my feelings.
At the gate of the Military Academy, we first met an acquaintance.
"Ah! Uncle Alien!"
I'm really sorry for this sad title, my Miss Tosaka.
That's right, the beautiful girl wearing red casual clothes and twin tails who appeared in front of him was none other than Tohsaka Rin, whom he hadn't seen in a while.
"Call me brother!"
It only took less than a second to charge up my aim and formulate an attack plan. I stepped forward, clenched my fists and drilled hard into the head of a certain arrogant twin-tailed lady. Immediately, Tohsaka Rin's screams came out.
It rang.
What is worth mentioning here is that although I moved very fast, the mercury lamp holding my head and sitting on my shoulders did not shake at all from the beginning to the end. The superb riding skills have simply reached the level of lv5. Speaking of which
Is the hidden class of the doll a rider?
After punishing Lin, the vicious-tongued demon in front of me who refused to change his words, for a full minute, I put down my hand and lightly pressed on the latter's head: "Why are you here now? Wasn't the invitation sent to you a long time ago?"
"This...this...ahha, ahhahaha..."
Rin immediately looked around, "Actually, there are various reasons..."
You really can't lie, my eldest lady.
My doubts did not last long. The voice next to me revealed the truth mercilessly:
"Actually, we arrived two days ago, but this idiot sister, who is obsessed with money, tried to grab a gem from the crystal sign of the dimensional hub, and was discovered by the patrolling city management. As a result, several people were knocked down by the red and white city management and sent to the city management.
Brigade, because they felt it was embarrassing, they didn’t dare to reveal their identity, and they didn’t meet anyone who knew them, so they weren’t released until now - that’s it.”
Following the sound, what caught my eyes was the purple-haired girl Sakura Matou with a resentful look on her face, and classmate Emiya Hyena standing next to Sakura Matou, showing various surprises at everything around her.
Oh oh oh, you were detained by the urban management for two days because you blatantly broke into public property at the train station. Tohsaka, are you this poor already?
"I didn't know I would be arrested!" Lin blushed and muttered to herself, "If it's the alien uncle's things, you can just take them at will. Who knew that Hong Bai was so indiscriminate?
Really, you kidnapped an ignorant girl again... Um, who are these?"
Tohsaka muttered for a while, then suddenly realized that there were quite a few people she didn't know at the scene, not to mention the five members of the Protoss ***, and even Gaia, this translucent and beautiful sister, was meeting her for the first time.
This makes our Miss Rin particularly curious: After knowing these stubborn empire leaders for so long, why is it that someone who seems to still have integrity suddenly appears next to them?
Although the above is just my imagination, looking at Tohsaka's eyes, I know what this girl is thinking.
I'm so sorry, Gaia - looking at the projection girl with a calm smile on her face, I have all kinds of tangles in my heart. As the only decent Xiling apostle among us, it's really hard on you.
"Okay, okay, don't be resentful, let me introduce you." I rubbed Tosaka's head. After knowing that this stubborn-looking young lady actually wanted to be loved by her elders, I used this trick to deal with her.
It was so easy to use, "This is Gaia, a somewhat special Xiling apostle, but also my good friend. These few are just here to make ends meet..."
After diverting attention to calm Tohsaka's resentment, I said hello to the good old Emiya whom I hadn't seen for a long time. After I stepped forward to catch this orange-headed boy whose personality I quite liked, I looked very amiable.
: "Emiya, how is your house?"
Wei Gong's face was stunned: "...it's okay, it's okay..."
"Is the road condition in front of your house okay?"
"……well……"
"There haven't been any earthquakes or explosions recently, right?"
"without……"
"Then I'll be relieved," I said happily, "I'll go to your place when I have time. I caused you so much trouble last time, and I feel very sorry for it."