From the very beginning, Little Bubble never had a suitable playmate.
Well, I know that I am known as the ultimate daddy aura controller, a mobile fatherly love transmitter, a walking loli summoner, etc.
Courtesy of the Prophet), I have collected a large basket of lolita around me, and more than one of them has the attributes of a daughter, but you have to understand that there is really no one who can play together as carefree as Little Bubble.
several.
She is scheming, mischievous, and even the mercury lamp who has the most father-controlling attributes is a girl with a psychological maturity that is almost evil. Among a group of such powerful sisters, how can she be as simple-minded as a real ***?
Yali is a big kid, and I am usually bullied by my sisters. Although they are all well-intentioned, it is quite common for me to cry and go to my dad or mom for No. 1, No. 2, No. 3 every day.
There have always been only two people in the family who can barely be regarded as Little Bubble's playmates. One of them is Dingdang, the goddess who is the first among the idiot trio. Little Douding has long been the Little Bubble's playmate because of his personality and intelligence.
The position of Bubble's first playmate is the person who usually plays with Little Bubble the most. Unfortunately, the so-called playfulness seems to be just Little Bubble's wishful thinking, given that the little girl will occasionally grab Ding Dong out of brains.
Stuffing it into his own mouth, the latter always guarded Little Bubble as if it were a savage beast. Even the stupid goddess with insufficient brains knew how terrifying it was to be a giant creature that occasionally regarded itself as food.
The second one is Sister Jill who later joined the big family, our most ancient queen.
Yes, she was a pretentious, arrogant, arrogant and rude person but not very smart. But now she has been honored as a friend of children. She is a stupid flat-chested queen who studies this children's educational book all day long.
That’s it.
No matter how heroic and majestic the original King of Heroes Gilgamesh was (according to various analyses, maybe Gilgamesh's original character was really such an awesome type), the current Gilgamesh has already made us mighty.
The domineering Little Paopao was trained to become the best nanny in the world. Although Jill is still so rude to everyone on weekdays, she only likes Little Paopao very much. Perhaps it is the little girl's innocence and cuteness that makes her even the King of Heroes.
You can impress them all, anyway, Little Bubble’s second playmate now is Jill.
But the above two playmates are just babysitters or pets (no mistake) anyway. After all, Little Bubble needs a real peer as a friend. This is true whether it is Ding Dong, Jill Game, or all kinds of weird people.
None of the sisters can satisfy our little princess.
But just when I, a father, was having a headache about this, a man came out of the blue:
Xue Hua Qijing - an unlucky girl who experienced a series of events such as soul time travel, amnesia and rebirth, reincarnation into the royal family, born in the harem, possessing supernatural powers, an emperor father, numerous sisters, war years, etc., and finally became her own daughter...
…
If it weren't for the fact that she didn't care about the classification after reincarnation, that girl would be at least the number one actress in the female channel now. So reincarnation is a technical job, not only depends on the father, but also the classification.
He decisively pulled it out of sight.
In short, what I mean is that Xuehua Qijing and Xiaobupao unexpectedly get along so well. This is really a gratifying thing. Two little girls who are worrying about have found someone of the same age (one and two) that they can play with at the same time.
Years, one or two months, luckily not to the extent of a generation gap) Man, how could such a coincidence happen like this?
Well, of course, it would be better if Xiaobupao didn’t drag me along every time when playing with Qijing...
Without personal experience, you guys can't understand how painful it is for a good young man to have to play with two little girls and watch them compete with several dolls for three whole hours.
Xuehua Qijing is a girl who doesn’t support roaming!
After testing, Xiao Qijing will begin to gradually dissipate once it is more than five meters away from me. If it is more than seven meters away, it will lose its shape like smoke. In just ten seconds, it will return to the energy wave and return to my body.
In the spirit world, when the time comes, Little Bubble will encounter something like "the loli you are looking for is not in the service area". So in order to ensure that the two little guys can play normally, I have to keep watching stupidly.
It was a really sad night when I stared at a certain Jin Shining who was super arrogant. I ended up falling asleep holding my daughter’s doll...
Early the next morning, that hateful guy Ji Erjia Meishi kept mocking me, holding the little bubble in my left hand and the doll in my right hand. I looked up at the sky and wanted to die.
I got up with a troubled expression, put down Xiaobubu's doll, and started to help my daughter get dressed and comb her hair. This morning was particularly embarrassing.
It’s really your father who’s being tricked, Xiaopao!
"Uh-huh~!~!" The little girl in her arms squirmed restlessly, as if she sensed her father's resentment, and tried to cure his father's melancholy by trying to be cute, but unfortunately, her efforts did nothing but make her father happy.
The hair that I finally combed turned into a pot of porridge and had no effect at all.
Xiao Qijing has returned to the spiritual sea, and is now sleeping soundly while holding Alaya's big wings. Anyway, from a sociological analysis, Alaya is also half of Xiao Qijing's biological mother, and the former is passed on to the latter.
The sleepiness gene of the patient seems to have taken effect. The little guy now sleeps for more than twelve hours a day. Every time I do an introspection of the soul, the scene I see most of the time is a silly cat angel cuddling with a doll girl.
Looking like sleeping soundly in a ball...
Behind us, a certain flat-chested queen was still resisting her own low blood pressure. Huh, she even laughed at me for falling asleep holding a doll. You didn’t even look at what you were holding in your arms!
"Hey! Untouchable, I order you to look straight ahead and don't turn your head! I need to change my clothes!"
Listening to the arrogant declaration behind me, I looked at the large mirror that occupied half of the wall in front of me and thought silently: What is stuffed in this girl’s head? Fortunately, she said this while looking at herself in the mirror.
!
"Are there still blue and white stripes today?"
While I was fastening the crystal hairpin on Little Bubbles, I looked at the perfectly fine fool in the mirror.
"Hey, these are all things you gave me, and you still ask me - Hey! You peeked!"
"Don't worry about this until you have curves."
I said this without looking back, and the naked sleeping king with blue and white stripes in the mirror immediately went berserk: "Damn untouchable! Not only did you dare to sleep with me, but you also offended me in this way! Who allowed you to breathe in this room that belongs to you?"
This king’s air is yours! Get out of here!”
"Okay, okay, get out, get out~~~"
Just like when dealing with a child, I agreed casually, picked up the weird little bubble that had been dressed up by me, and walked to the door. However, the other party shouted again: "Put the little princess down! Look at what you are giving her.
Those hairpins I’m wearing!!”
I looked down and was immediately dazzled by a radiant little head - I was just quarreling with Ji Erjiamei. The hairpin on Little Bubble's head made me feel like I was wearing a steel helmet.
Same.
I politely pushed the little princess to nanny Jill, who was a professional, and I turned around and staggered downstairs.
As a result, as soon as I arrived at the stairs, I encountered a scene that left me speechless.
Pandora was standing barefoot in front of the full-length mirror in the living room, staring blankly at herself in the mirror, then furtively looking around at no one, she quickly reached out and drew a black line with a water pen on the mirror.
...This move is obviously too much, my 1.2 meter sister! Do you think that when a black line at a height of 1.2 meters suddenly appeared on the mirror at home, we would not know whose masterpiece it was?
But when I saw Pandora making such cute moves when no one was around, I felt like I was cute for a moment.
"It's a terrible resentment, isn't it?"
Sandora's suppressed laughter sound suddenly came from behind me. When I turned around, the blond girl who was still wearing pajamas had a smile on her face and gently came up to give me a sweet kiss.
"You saw it too...that girl is really unlucky." The corners of my mouth turned up, "By the way, she has never grown taller?"
"Oh, about this, I actually heard Sivis mention it," Sandora tugged on my arm and came over with a mysterious look, "It is said that Pandora often did this secretly when she was not a general: in
There was a command tower behind the officer's area where she lived at the time. Pandora would go under the command tower every day to check her height. After each check, she would carve a shallow line on an inconspicuous place on the command tower..."
"Then what?" Looking at Sandora's face, I knew that there was a more deceptive continuation of this story, but I couldn't help but ask.
"...In the end the tower fell."
Silly girl, can't you change the carving place?! Or have you walked around the entire tower and really can't find a place?
At this moment, I was deeply shocked, and then convinced that I had actually received Pandora's resentment about her height.
Today, the carnival in the Shadow City is still going on. For the fourteen-day continuous festival, everything is just the beginning. No one will think that such a celebration is too long. Visitors from all walks of life are immersed in the bizarre and bizarre atmosphere.
In this incredibly wonderful world, there will be new surprises every moment. Compared with the territory controlled by the empire and the number of races under its name, the fourteen-day exhibition time can only be described as hasty. Many worlds are in limited time.
They can't even get a place on the display platform, which has given rise to a lot of mobile vendors and street performers. For these idle people who have some violations but are also guests of the carnival, we can't use it against Cicaro.
They use the same methods to suppress piracy gangs, so the urban management officials have been working really hard these two days, especially today after two days of adaptation period, it seems that the number of vendors in various places has exploded...
"Ahhh - I really want to drink tea, sleep, count money and get into bed... Why are you so busy!!"
While leading Sandora and Qianqian to visit various districts, we ran into Hakurei Reimu who was on duty. The red and white miko who was about to go berserk was waving the royal coins in her hands regardless of appearance to disperse a group of wanderers who had almost completely blocked the road.
The artist was shouting wildly.
As we watched, the city manager Hakurei Reimu successfully restored order to the street in a few minutes, but the girl didn't seem to have any sense of accomplishment. She just yawned lazily, with a depressed look on her face:
"I'm so tired... Even though I'm paid, I'm still so tired... I really miss the days when I was at the shrine, swiping left and right, then drinking tea and sunbathing. Well, let's start being lazy..."
"Ahem, Reimu." I couldn't stand it anymore, and suddenly coughed behind the red and white miko.
"Wow!" The girl in front of her immediately jumped up like a frightened rabbit, then turned around and stepped back several meters, "You, you, you... when did you... I'm definitely not lazy! Absolutely.
I didn’t expect to secretly skip work and go to Sylvia’s shop to drink tea, eat snacks, and spend leisurely time in the sun at the door until get off work..."
Your mouth is watering!
I completely know what kind of character the girl in front of me has. She is extremely afraid of trouble. She can be lazy and procrastinate when things happen. Even in Gensokyo, she would only solve the abnormality when she had no choice but to get into more and more trouble.
, and she also resents being unpaid for solving the mutation. Now she commutes to and from work at the same time every day in the Shadow City, and it happens to be during the carnival period when the city managers are the busiest. It’s no wonder she can work honestly!
But this guy at least has a basic sense of responsibility. Every time he slacks off, he always patrols the neighborhood he is responsible for. This makes me always turn a blind eye to her. Of course, he is not here to cause trouble.
.
"Without deducting your salary, let me ask how that demon fox girl is doing?"
"What, it turns out it's not a deduction from wages. I was shocked." Reimu Hakurei suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, as if the world would be peaceful as long as wages were maintained. "You're still in a coma, it's said that how long will it take to wait?"
She won't wake up until tomorrow, and Zi is taking care of her..."
"How to take care of people when they are locked in a medical cabin?"
"...Ah! Zi is so cunning! She skipped work!"
I have despaired of these two guys who have no sense of being employees and can leave their jobs at any time!
After receiving the news that Yakumo Lan was still in a coma, I gave up the idea of visiting the medical center. After saying goodbye to Reimu, who kept thinking about her, Sandora, Qianqian, and I walked towards Area G-77 together.
Finally, we are finally going to see the most brutal arena in the legend.
Area g-77, a joint exhibition area, is also an exhibition area used to host competitive projects. The organizers here are the world of Azeroth and the New Eden Federation. Participants include more than 40 people from at least 20 worlds.
Representative team, of course, this is not a cheating place, the cheating place is...the competition held here is e-sports.
Don’t understand? Well, Star Wars, World of Warcraft, King of Fighters 20xx, Guilty...
I always thought that my Qian Qian's brain was unconventional enough. I never thought that in a distant world, there would be geniuses who could race cars even better than Qian Qian's brain. How did those race leaders come up with this idea?
Stubble?
There were still several hundred meters away from the exhibition area, and we could already hear the roaring shouts and exciting music coming from the front. When we got closer, what we saw in front of us was an exciting scene of huge crowds of people.
Spectators from all over the world packed this open-air venue, which is larger than the National Stadium, to cheer for the players they support. Countless large-scale projection systems are installed in the venue to transmit live matches in the core area of the venue to everyone in real time.
In front of the audience, when Qianqian and the others arrived, a new game had just begun.
The ongoing competition is the Warcraft semi-finals, and the contestants are...Azeroth Representative Team and Azeroth Representative Team.
Looking at the list of players dueling and the comments below displayed on the large projection in mid-air, I felt that my world view was gradually collapsing.
Nima, you really can’t find anything at all, right?
The host's voice echoed over the arena: "Ladies and gentlemen! Guests from all over the world! The exciting moment has arrived. The semi-finals, a game that determines the fate of four teams, are about to begin! I am
The host of this game, Tex Finley, first of all, let us introduce today's contestants: the troll player from Durotar, Serajin Dar, as always, chose the human race he is best at,
The human player from Stormwind City, Hilda Dugan, still chose the undead that brought him countless victories! The player from the Undercity, Hisshak Bone Demon, oh, the emperor bless him, he chose this time
The night elves! After losing consecutively by choosing the human race, Mr. Shishak chose the night elf race, which he rarely used! Is this a desperate counterattack?! The last one, night elf player Fan Moore? Pangen, oh oh
In the name of the emperor! Random! Players from Fanmore actually chose random! Today’s game is so interesting! The two players made jaw-dropping choices! The emperor is watching you! You must be responsible for your choices! Let
Let's see what kind of exciting competition these four semi-finalists will bring us today. Is it the human race of the trolls that is more powerful, or the immortal power of the humans, the cunning of the night elves in the hands of the Forsaken, or the cunning of the night elves in the hands of the Forsaken?
The night elves’ random race was an upset. Oh my God, this game... this game is simply a test for the host...Reynold! My tongue is useless, so I’ll take your place!"
Damn it, no matter if I use more than Tex's tongue, my brain is in knots.
"Arjun Arjun...I feel a little dizzy."
Qian Qian's eyes were full of mosquito coils, and she grabbed my arm and shook me hard, "Who are they following?"
If you ask me, who should I ask? Even Qian Qian feels dizzy. Has the level of chaos in this game really reached the sky?
At this time, this super chaotic and heartbreaking game has begun. The players on the field have been shrouded in soundproof barriers to prevent the cheers from outside the field from interfering with their normal performance. Outside the field, the overwhelming
The audience has quickly formed several camps and started to curse - this is definitely the most powerful e-sports competition in history. Not only do we have a group of chaotic contestants, but we also have a group of spectators with n-plus combat capabilities. You
Look at the group of beasts over there, holding up large portraits of Troll players, waving them while shouting "For the Alliance" at the top of their lungs. Look at the group of Stormwind City cheerleaders over here, holding up large portraits of Troll players while waving them.
They were waving the flag of the undead, and every one of them was screaming: "Kill the human race". This scene...
Director, I ask that the organizer be killed, is that okay?