Chapter 718 Sorry for letting you see the dark side of this society
Chapter 718: Sorry for letting you see the dark side of this society.
I had made arrangements long before I led the people of Gensokyo back home, notifying Artemis to prepare for residence construction and real estate promotion. Due to various considerations, I very much hope that the residents of Gensokyo can
Most of us settled in Avalon. This is an important reason why we can save a lot of demolition compensation and reduce a lot of troubles. Another reason that cannot be ignored is that the mother of the child is so noisy - you can't even imagine it.
How many unscrupulous remarks she dares to make in the Empire Daily under the guise of the "official wife" will have a devastating blow to my reputation.
This small town established in a short period of time shows that Artemis has indeed carried out my orders very well. When the tour group headed by Reimu Hakurei entered the small town, what caught everyone's eyes was not a rush.
The completed shoddy buildings and quick-resettlement houses with only a glossy appearance are instead neat and orderly residential buildings, wide and clean gravel roads that do not look dull, natural tree and vine street lamps and large green grass.
Elven secrets full of elegance and goddess runes full of mystery can be seen everywhere on nearby buildings. It would definitely be a dream to move from the noisy and crowded city to such a secluded town.
Even the monsters of Gensokyo, who have been living in paradise, showed a satisfied expression when faced with this kind of residence. Although most of the monsters present except kappa, tengu, etc. were not included in the scope of compensation for this demolition, they still
There is a lot of interest in this place.
I also felt comfortable because of the peaceful environment here, but unfortunately, this good mood did not last long. When everyone came to the sales center in the center of the town, they felt huge
A scene appeared.
Such a huge town would definitely be very deserted if no one lived in it, but the streets near the sales center looked extremely lively. Everyone was surprised to find that there were countless small stalls and hawkers gathered here, and even a rudimentary form of food.
There is a street for discounts, a street for fakes, and a street for certificates. As soon as the large house viewing group entered the block, they were surrounded by vendors who came from all directions.
A dozen vendors selling barbecue and snacks pushed their carts and acted as vanguards. They gathered around to watch the loli monsters headed by Cheng Miao. I recognized myself among these guys who were holding mutton skewers and trying to swindle money from loli pockets.
At least five army officers and three battleship captains.
The little Orange Meow loli was immediately captured by the fragrant grilled squid. Remilia curiously looked at the cooking method of blood tofu, and Flandre curiously took a bite of the uncle selling candied haws - and almost collapsed.
Half a tooth, but Flandre herself did not feel depressed at all. Instead, she became more enthusiastic. The little girl who had always been kept at home by her sister and never came out to play now felt very happy, even when she covered her mouth with tears.
Laughing happily.
A logistics chief wearing a cassock outside his uniform stopped in front of Youyouzi, selling various jade pendants hanging on a large shelf in his hand: "This female donor, seeing that your face is pale and your steps are erratic, you must have a weak yang and a strong yin. I am a poor monk."
Here is a jade pendant personally consecrated by the Vatican Archbishop to coordinate yin and yang..."
With a subtle expression, Yuyuko covered her mouth and nose with a folding fan and pushed the poor Youmu forward: "This child has been weak and frail since she was a child. Ghosts have haunted her. If you really have a way to tell her fortune."
Without saying a word, the chief logistics officer put down his jade pendant and took off his cassock to reveal a Taoist robe underneath. He spread his hands on the ground and Zhouyi Bagua greeted him again and again: "Sit down, little friend, do you want to take a calligraphy test or ask for an autograph? By the way, the balloon next to you is quite unique...
…”
Wenwen was stopped by several mid-level commanders in white coats who claimed to be promoters of a certain technology company. The leader of the other party held a bottle of suspicious spray in his hand and introduced to the Tengu girl: "This lady, please stay.
It's really enviable to see the shiny black wings on your back with bright colors, but it's a pity that there seems to be a little hair loss on the tips of the wings. This is our company's latest developed 'Yi Jing Ling' feather regeneration water. Just apply it on your wings every morning and evening.
Spray a few more times and your wings will surely grow..."
"Tengu's wing tips are originally blunt." Wenwen took a half step back nervously, but immediately looked at the feather regeneration water in the other person's hand curiously, "Why are there multiple layers of labels on this bottle?"
Before the white coat had time to explain, the Tengu girl picked up a small bottle from the small basket on the ground next to her and tore off the labels layer by layer: "'Yixing Ling' Feather Regeneration Water,' 'Yisaling'"
'Anti-hair loss hair growth lotion', 'Jin Ke La' seedling growth-stimulating fertilizer, 'Hao Qing Jing' all-purpose shower gel, 'Quan Wei Zhai' nutritional blending oil... Is there anything in the world that these things can't do?"
"Hey, no one will die anyway. It's not easy to do a small business. You have to find something to do after fighting. If you can't stop the hair loss, it's good to take it back and cook it!"
I looked around with trembling, and the scene in front of me reminded me of the scene under the Erli Bridge. Under the blue and quiet sky of Avalon, such a bunch of bastards appeared - I bet that someone
The worse ones are around the corner!
Sure enough, after just looking around for a moment, I found that Uncle B, Izayoi and a few others who were lagging behind had been blocked by an old man in sunglasses who was wearing a black suit and had an upright look on his face: "Guys, do you want to compete?"
Uncle B quickly looked in the direction of Ilya and shook his head repeatedly: "It's not appropriate to bring a child."
Izayoi and several other monster girls came over curiously: "What is a bank?"
Uncle B broke out in a cold sweat: "It's inappropriate, it's really inappropriate! Stay away from this guy!"
"It's okay, it's okay," the black super uncle waved his hand repeatedly while opening his satchel, "I have something suitable for children to watch here. Can't you watch the Calabash Baby? The coded Calabash Baby, it's so harmonious! There is something suitable for you girls here.
What I’m looking at is said to be a girl, but I didn’t even dare to look at it..."
Berserker almost cried. A sense of mission to save the ignorant girl from the abyss of BL weighed heavily on his heart. Under his persistence and refusal, Uncle Hechao finally gave up recommending the CD to Izayoi and the others.
Trying hard, he shook his head and sighed: "Oh, if I had known that all the girls coming here, I would have brought my set of Bagua pictures, which made it easier for the guy in the logistics department... Hey, do you want to apply for a certificate? You don't need to apply for a certificate.
?What about the invoice? There are also train tickets. If you can’t afford it, why don’t you get two packs of cockroach medicine? Although it’s not toxic because our boss has strict control, it’s also good for cooking... Okay, okay, it seems like this
It’s useless, but I have been prepared for the expansion of the market - look at this! Antiques, genuine antiques, a mahogany box from more than 700 years ago! Blue and white porcelain from the official kiln 800 years ago!"
"Antique? Let's take a look, let's take a look!" The monster named Nazling immediately jumped up. She didn't know enough about the empire and didn't know the nature of the person in front of her. And this guy was the most famous treasure hunter in Gensokyo.
Master, he immediately took the bait, "This... is indeed a very ancient handicraft, and the workmanship is definitely treasure-level. What was this mahogany box made for?"
When Sicaro saw someone hooking up, Goule's pleats were all exposed: "Come on, let me open it for you. This girl is really discerning. Look, there are three compartments here. The big compartment is for mobile phones.
, this small compartment is used to store the charger, and this compartment is used to store the spare battery. According to our expert analysis, this thing should be the mobile phone packaging of that year."
The mouse monster in Gensokyo didn't seem to know what mobile phone packaging was. Nazling just looked at the remaining antiques with interest: "Where is this? This porcelain looks so expensive!"
Cicaro introduced solemnly: "This is a limited edition blue and white porcelain Gundam model produced by the official kiln in Jingdezhen at that time. Look, the arms and legs are movable!"
"What about this?"
"Tang Bohu's "Stupid"."
"What about this?"
"Brocade Tuxedo from the Han Dynasty."
"What about this?"
"The electric razor used by King Zhou Wen - it's also solar-powered! The small characters on the base are the autographs of King Zhou Wen. Look, they're all written in oracle bones!"
"What about this?"
"You got the point right - this is a CD! Do you want a CD?"
"I smell the smell of treasure!" Nazling held her heart in her hands and was inexplicably excited.
Uncle B slapped him on the forehead: "I can't stand it anymore..."
Don't tell me that you can't see it. No one with any conscience at the scene can see that Sicaro is fooling this little girl. But when I was about to take action, Reimu next to me reached the limit first. The red and white miko
He threw away the small flag in his hand, strode forward and patted Cicaro on the back: "Hey! You! Don't treat the urban management as a cadre! I haven't resigned yet!"
What followed was a period of very lively exchanges, accompanied by various grapplings and ginseng cocks. The specific process is too bloody to describe, but you can go to the streets and alleys where urban management and hawkers are usually frequent, and you should be able to talk for reference.
But after all, it was his agility that had developed amazing combat effectiveness in the confrontation with the urban management. Sicaro still managed to advance and retreat in an orderly manner, attack and defend against Reimu, the god of urban management. It was difficult for the red and white urban management to gain the upper hand in the battle.
, so after a while, I actively and enthusiastically participated in the campaign to repair Cicaro, the pirate dealer, and the situation was reversed in an instant.
The head of the empire and the god of urban management were enthusiastic, innovative, and hard-working in the process of law enforcement, giving full play to the heroic characteristics of beating a drowned dog. It must be pointed out that during this process, Cicaro also resisted bravely and persisted.
After more than thirty seconds, he finally succeeded in being kicked to the ground by Pandora and Visca, who sneaked up from behind.
"Boss! Listen to my explanation! Our actions this time have a purpose!"
"Your purpose every time is nothing more than to torment thousands of people in the urban management brigade with their calf muscles." I rummaged through the black super uncle's precious black satchel, and a piece of it fell out of it.
The strange things on the ground made the other party's face look like a mournful one, "I'm not even angry yet - in order to deal with these guys you taught, I actually set up an urban management brigade with thousands of people! You think they can do something good?
Everything else is great - by the way, why isn’t there high-definition here?”
My sister gave me a knife unceremoniously, while Qian Qian and Sandora bit their own arms one by one.
"Boss, I think so too... Don't kick your face, General! Calmness is the virtue of the emperor!"
"Okay, you can explain."
There were two steel-toothed lovers hanging on my arms. I tried my best to reach out and press Pandora's little head, and at the same time signaled that Huesca could continue kicking. After a minute, I endured the pain in the veins on my forehead and the flesh on my arms and asked. Dare you?
He led the whole class of unscrupulous people he brought out to recreate the glory of Erliqiao Market on the only way for the head of the empire to pass. This guy either had his head kicked by Pandora or he really had some plans. But he really had plans, so I didn't
I thought it would be more appropriate to give him a beating first, as a just revenge for the officers and soldiers of the urban management brigade at all levels who had been tortured by the Cicaro gang.
"Isn't that what you meant?" Sicaro hurriedly packed his satchel. The unprecedented failure of this operation made him very frustrated, but the first time he spoke, he scared me. "Aren't you delivering the order in Ava?"
Will Takashi build a town for the residents of Gensokyo?"
"Does this have anything to do with your making trouble here?"
"Then you also ordered that the town should be as lively as possible, and it would be best to fully reflect the local customs and cultural environment on the earth and the normal social activities of the imperial capital."
I:"……"
"After thinking for two hours, I still feel that the social environment of Erliqiao best meets your requirements. The confrontation with the urban management is not the best embodiment of the endless fighting spirit of the Imperial people..."
"Pandora, Huesca, keep kicking, don't give me face."
Crack, bang, bang, bang, rub, the two little Lolita generals, who had long been unable to restrain themselves, began to fix this stubborn piracy madman with four or four beats.
The countless small vendors who had just gathered in front of the sales center had already dispersed when their leader was being repaired. When I turned around, there was only a mess on the ground and a handful of people still pushing carts selling snacks, snacks, and handicrafts.
The officers looked at their fleeing accomplices and smiled proudly. Then they took out the business license and health permit from the car and hung them on the car: small food and handicrafts are considered to be the unscrupulous empire currently headed by Cicaro.
These are the only two remaining professions among commanders that are basically ethical, although in most cases my shooting skills against them are not much weaker than against Sicaro.
"I can't tell... you are such happy guys when you are not fighting." Youyouzi gently waved the folding fan and floated to my side. "The cold temperament of your soldiers at first was really uncomfortable."
"Don't use the minority to represent the majority," I said expressionlessly, "The vast majority of Imperial people are very disciplined. These guys just mutated when they came to Earth!"
"But without your acquiescence, I believe no one would dare to act like this."
Yakumo Purple on the other side smiled softly and took over the conversation, with an "I see everything" expression on her face, "You love and protect your subordinates very much."
I waved my hands in disbelief, but I basically acquiesced to what this cunning monster said.
Indeed, although Cicaro and his piracy empire and the hawker army often make the Shadow City a chaotic place, and occasionally make the K City outside a mess, it is undeniable that this has my tacit approval:
It's enough for them to be ruthless during normal wars. It's better to be more humane in peacetime than to be a war machine forever. I like the completely different joyful atmosphere of my men now in peacetime, although sometimes some of them are
People are just too happy.
But how can I put it, although I was a little depressed, the monster girls around me were all smiling. They had no idea whether the things they bought were cheating or not. They were happy to be able to come out and see the colorful outside world.
Even those mature and steady guys enjoy it.
After this somewhat turbulent episode that made the immigrants in Gensokyo feel particularly interesting, Artemis, who came after hearing the news, also led her men to teleport to the town. Now she has fully integrated into her Avalon.
As the director of the neighborhood committee, she is busy every day dealing with all kinds of messy little situations in this new world caused by mod conflicts. Recently, she was elected as the mayor of Utopia by me and a group of heroic spirits who like to make noises - this
It's really fun to come up with the title under such circumstances. The only pity is that the "township chief" of Gensokyo, Morichika Linnosuke, should still be busy in another world dealing with the issue of resident mobility registration, otherwise the two mayors would be here today.
It will be a historic encounter.
"I'm very sorry that I'm late," Artemis hurriedly came to me, "Cu Chulainn's landing module did not slow down when he went to the world of esd487e31f15 to perform his mission. I just came back from the Hall of Valor."
"If this continues, the unlucky kid's task completion rate this month will be zero again." I said in a cold sweat.
"No, his mission was completed this time: Cu Chulainn's mission was to detonate an active volcano in advance and use a historical event to correct the historical deviations caused by excessive information projection in that world. The landing module happened to fall into it when it landed.
In the crater, he was ejected from the crater with his cabin in three seconds. Now he has become the fastest heroic spirit to complete the mission this quarter, even surpassing Leonidas in thirty-five seconds last month.
A record that was trampled by hundreds of mammoths and successfully changed the timeline of mammoth extinction in that world.”
I always feel that Artemis reported this situation to her boss in detail with some very subtle mentality.
Ah, talking about Artemis, I suddenly remembered something: there is also an Artemis among the Atlanteans. She is a person who is 2.5 meters tall and can punch two Terminators away with one punch.
Giant girl - yes, girl. Ignoring the generally unusual height, there are very few decrepit old men and unattractive-looking people among the Atlanteans. Although Artemis has the Pandora sisters,
A height that is incomparable even when stacked together, but she is still a girl - what I want to know most now is, if the person in front of me one day sees the Big Mac version of myself with the same name, what kind of happy collision will there be: our
There are too many similar deceptive things in the circle.
(Happy New Year! But there is no second update... I have never had to work during the New Year)