Chapter 722: Arena—the monsters who are fed and sustained
The early morning sun shone into the bedroom, and the warm feeling made me too lazy to get up. But because someone kept moving around in my head, I opened my eyes in a daze and found that the girl next to me had woken up earlier than me. She was busy.
I was pulling the hair out of my head and braiding it into a Chinese knot.
Oh, I remember... what happened last night, because of the ridiculous reasons and behavior of this off-line girl, an evil incident that was a bit unexpected but logical when you think about it.
Even now, when I think about Qian Qian's logic, I still feel a twinge of pain in my liver - and a pain in my back.
"Say, my hair has something to do with you?"
When she saw me waking up, Qianqian still had no intention of stopping. She was still lying on the bed braiding her own Chinese knot, and from time to time she would pull two hairs of the right length from my head. I have to say this is an amazingly difficult job, isn't it?
Everyone can weave handicrafts with such short hair. Every interest of this girl is so random and completely unreasonable.
"Ajun, morning," Qianqian finally let go of my hair, turned her head and smiled an unprecedentedly bright smile, and then kissed me on the face, "I don't want to move."
I smiled and pressed Qian Qian's head on my chest, feeling the soft and warm touch coming from my body. I was filled with emotions, thinking about the crazy loli who followed me and used a slingshot to break the teacher's glass in the blink of an eye.
The time has actually been B+... why does it always feel a little wrong to express the passage of time in this way?
"What are you laughing at?" I noticed that Qian Qian always had a weird smile on his lips, and from time to time he even laughed out loud. I couldn't help but asked curiously. The other person raised his head and looked into my eyes, "It's like we're getting to know each other all over again. It's really cool."
It’s strange. It’s obviously still Arjun, why do you feel different?”
I didn’t know how to answer the other party’s question, but I really had this feeling. After thinking about it for a long time, I could only come to one conclusion: “Does it feel like a normally silly guy can be extremely evil sometimes?”
I take it for granted.
Due to various reasons, Qianqian was always reluctant to get up, so I chatted with her. First of all, the girl expressed some emotion about what happened last night. Frankly speaking, it didn't seem as good as the legend said.
Seeing the consistent positioning of this book, I quickly stopped this girl's wild thinking, and then the two of them began to recall the happy times when they were children. From the first fight we had when we were four and a half years old, to the Iranian nuclear crisis, to the first time we discussed it when we were seven and a half years old,
Smashing the teacher's glass. Considering the hole in the ozone layer, starting from the first time skipping class in the fourth grade of elementary school to play in the flood ditch to the internal structure of the Imperial Admiral, we started to expand on how two people can become a pair of sweet lovers.
Talking about how to maintain long-term peace in the world of Azeroth, what will the lovers who finally broke through the last layer of relationship talk about in the first hour of the next morning? Let me tell you: the economy of more than 67,000 worlds
and administrative issues.
The two of us kept kissing each other, scratching each other's noses, scratching each other's flesh, and recalling embarrassing things in childhood while talking about race war, world peace, and the advantages and disadvantages of carbon-based organisms. No one cared about what we were talking about. It seemed that
Just cuddling together quietly like this and talking continuously is the greatest happiness in the world. The shallow happiness is really very small, so small that people can't help but use all their body and mind to maintain it, so I maintained it for a whole hour, and finally waited
When I couldn't stand getting out of bed because of hunger, I felt that I had become the greatest economist, political scientist, humanist and military scientist in the world, while my first lady was still talking about Pippi in bed.
The question of whether shrimps that don't spit out their skin will trigger a world financial crisis - this question is not ridiculous, because under superficial logical deduction, these two things will be mixed together sooner or later.
"Ah wait!" Just after I put on my clothes, Qianqian suddenly shouted out as if she remembered something, then blushed and threw a pillow to the ground with a shy face, "Don't look! I'm getting dressed!"
"I saw everything yesterday..." I muttered and lay on the ground, and I happened to hear a very subtle "squeaking" sound coming from the cabinet next to me, as if some kind of rodent was grinding its teeth inside.
, suddenly shocked, "Hey! Dingdang might be awake! He's drilling a hole in the cabinet - he's about to bite through the plywood!"
"alright!"
Qian Qian's voice also sounded at the same time. When I turned around, I found that the girl who was dawdling just now had already put on the clothes I took out from the portable space. Even the bed was meticulously made and covered with brand new sheets.
Bedding, the air began to fill with a slight smell of air freshener.
"Time is distorted, otherwise it would really be impossible to finish."
Although the relationship with Qianqian should have reached this point a long time ago, and theoretically there is nothing to be embarrassed about between us now, but the girl's reserve still flashed in the mind of this girl with weird neurological development, so she quickly sorted it out
After checking the room and their own condition, the two of them went downstairs to eat as if nothing had happened. Behind them, they were locked in a cupboard and slept all night. In the morning, they finally managed to bite a hole in the cupboard door and came out, muttering in confusion.
little thing.
The first person I met was my sister. She glanced at me and Qian Qian, stepped forward and gave me a blow, and then started to laugh weirdly.
The second one was Sandora. She bit me on the arm and then dragged Qianqian away without knowing what to say.
The third one was Anweina. This shimmering little maid looked at her master timidly. Before I asked, she exclaimed softly, turned her head and disappeared into the TV.
Basically, I was scrutinized by everyone in the family on the short walk from the second floor to the living room - what exactly is the problem? Although I didn't intend to hide the matter with Qianqian, it was all exposed at once.
How did the situation get resolved?!
"Never underestimate Qianqian's ability to get off the hook," my sister finally answered my doubts, "She basically entered the wrong room of each of us before going to your house last night..."
I:"……"
"Listen, you can't be an irresponsible man." My sister pinched my ear, leaned over and exhaled, "Oh, having such a troublesome brother is really..."
I can only respond with a giggle, it’s so embarrassing, it’s so embarrassing, Qianqian, your chain-dropping ability is simply maxed out.
After breakfast, I decided to go to the Shadow City first. First of all, I wanted to say goodbye to everyone. The carnival was over. Everyone went back to their homes to find their mothers. Because of the festival that lasted for half a month, we were in thousands of worlds.
It has caused a total of millions of absenteeism, skipping classes, elopements, runaways and disappearances. Now it is time for their lives to return to normal. Starting from last night, all lines of the Space-Time Administration have entered a fully open state.
One after another, many batches of tourists (mainly public officials of the Administration, who still have tasks in their own world) returned home by bus. When I arrived at the dimensional hub, another batch of space doors opened.
.
The eldest lady in red clothes with twin tails was waiting for the bus with her silver-haired little lolita. Standing nearby were Emiya, Sakura and a few heroic spirits. When they saw my figure, everyone immediately waved vigorously in this direction.
"Ah ha, big brother will come to see us off as expected! Treat Ilya to some ice cream!"
"Hey, who would expect this guy to deliver it?" Tohsaka, who was dragging a big suitcase, glanced sideways at Ilya, "Hey! Don't hang on to others as soon as you come up. Do you know how reserved girls are?
"
I struggled to remove Ilya from the swing hanging around my neck and placed it next to Tosaka. Looking at these two girls who didn’t know whether they should be considered sisters, friends, or mother and daughter (dense fog), I felt happy.
, it seems that after he left the world of the Holy Grail, their lives were quite colorful.
Uncle B stood next to the two girls, taking on the role of carrying the bag. Although employees of the empire, even the grassroots employees of the Space and Time Administration, would be approved to bind a rather large personal portable space, some people still like to carry it after returning from a trip.
The feeling of carrying big and small packages, such as Miss Tosaka who has always regarded poverty as the enemy in life. The suitcase in her hand and the big bag carried by Uncle B are all the madness of this young lady who has finally been able to enjoy shopping.
Things to buy.
"I will get everyone to the station safely." Uncle B's steady and reliable voice responded immediately after I cast my gaze. I saw that deep in his eyes, there was still a bit of happiness about surviving the disaster, because in the past few days,
Little Lolita Li Ilia suddenly developed a strong interest in modifying her usual mount. She used a bunch of rearview mirrors, headlights and clutches to show off on Uncle B every day. I suspect she is very likely to accept it from Paopao.
What kind of abnormal indoctrination led to a strong desire to modify the berserker into a bersercar? Now that this fatal little ancestor is finally leaving, our great hero Hercules is as relaxed as if he had successfully overcome the tribulation.
"Uncle Alien..." Tohsaka Rin pulled the handle of the suitcase, with a hesitant look on his face, as if he was hesitant to speak. I couldn't help but asked with concern: "What's wrong?"
"I'm about to leave, why don't you give me some lucky money?"
Me: "...I will introduce Lingmeng to you later."
"Boss, Sakura and I are going to live in the world over there for a few days." Rider was wearing a very simple sportswear, and there was a gorgeous women's motorcycle parked next to him. "I have already asked for leave, and there seems to be a person over there.
I want to try a private motorcycle racing competition."
"Oh, then you'd better bring two more lawyers with you."
Rider: "...Boss, you don't have to be such a rude person!"
As soon as the group of people were sent away, Leizi's voice came from behind: "Wow, come on, come on! We're going to start the car in two minutes!"
"It's all because of Kuroko, a pervert, who gets nervous so early in the morning!" This was Misaka's voice.
When I turned my head, I saw that a huge group of people were rushing over like a crushing force. Basically, everyone I knew in the Forbidden World was inside. I quickly waved from a distance to stop them.
A large group of people stood in a heap, pushing and shoving. It took Chuchun a while to realize what he wanted to say hello, and he bowed in a panic: "Well... how are you, Uncle Director!"
I waved my hands to them: "Don't panic, don't panic, there's no need to rush to catch the train."
"Eh? Is it still early?" Leizi immediately took out her phone and looked at her watch in surprise.
"No, the 'car' has just started..."
Mikoto suddenly became furious and grabbed Kuroko's neck: "It's all this guy's fault!"
Leizi came over to me and explained in a low voice that it turned out that all kinds of daily joyful things happened when I got up early in the morning. You can search for all kinds of lily bad things in the basic process. Anyway, these girls were late after all the fights.
"Then what's going on with you guys?" I glanced at Laura. Normally, Academy City Girls Group and Laura and the others are not from the same group. Why are they all late this time?
"In the morning, the greatest bishop was so nervous that he wanted to use the microwave to prepare breakfast - the big explosion delayed us for a full half an hour," the red-haired delinquent priest with a depressed look unceremoniously exposed his immediate boss.
Short, and then pointed at a certain explosive girl saint with an embarrassed expression, "Because the greatest bishop broke the automatic fire extinguishing device in the mansion a few days ago, she volunteered to carry the fire extinguisher to put out the fire - the second explosion made
We were delayed another half hour."
"What's the end?" I looked at Laura and Kanzaki with a cold sweat. The two mechanical idiots started scratching the corners of their mouths and giggling in unison.
"Finally?" The red-haired bad guy shrugged, "I tried to repair the automatic fire extinguisher, which caused the third explosion."
I felt incredible: "How did you survive to this day?"
Kanzaki, Laura, and Steele reached out and made a sign of the cross on their chests at the same time: "Fate is great!"
I was speechless and could only say to Lianzi: "Lead them to the officer's passage. Your officer's right of passage will grow hairy if you don't use it anymore. And Laura, you should also have this right of passage... Well, I
I know, but you don’t know how to use it.”
"Ah, I have forgotten about this!" Leizi suddenly realized as he slapped his forehead, and quickly dragged a large group of people to the other side of the square, but after a while another person ran back: "Ah, I
Forgot the travel bag!”
The reckless girl picked up the backpack left on the ground and ran away. After a while, she came back: "Ah, I forgot - goodbye, brother!"
I waited quietly, and sure enough she came back a few minutes later. Why should I say sure enough?
"Brother, director, where is the officer's passage?"
I knocked the girl on the head gently and asked: "How did you survive to this day?"
"Hey, you're lucky!" Leizi smiled stupidly and scratched his hair, waved goodbye to me, turned around, ran two steps and came back, "Brother, you haven't told me where the officer's passage is yet!"
After sending away these treasures, it was almost noon, and the crowds in the Dimensional Hub Square were still dense with no sign of decrease. I began to consider opening a few more diversion stations in nearby worlds, and building a backup hub on the outskirts of Shadow City.
The problem is that the scale of the macro world has become larger and larger recently, and with the improvement of this giant organization, their work responsibilities are constantly clarified. The reviewers and commissioners of the Administration usually work for world peace, shadowing
As the only highest transportation port in the city, the city's dimensional hub has shown its shortcomings. It is not a problem for a time traveler administrator to be stuck on the highway when he goes to work and can only eat instant noodles and wait for traffic to open.
After thinking about it for a long time, I still felt that this should indeed be listed as an important task, so I quickly called the Office of the Space-Time Management Bureau and asked them to find the imperial commander who had been a ticket dealer for two years: some things are still professional.
It is more suitable for professionals to do this.
After sending away the last group of acquaintances, it was already noon, so I simply went to Sylvia’s nearby to have a meal, and then came to Avalon: two days had passed, and I didn’t know that the monsters were used to the life here.
No, let's go over and see what's going on.
As soon as I arrived at the town where monsters lived, I was shocked:
An unprecedented open space has been cleared next to the town, and now an arena competition is being held on it!
A large piece of grass was leveled, and large stones were piled up to form a huge square. Monsters, heroic spirits, and imperial soldiers formed a large circle around the square. From time to time, cheers and cheers came from the circle. Reimu was in the midst of this.
Pushing a small cart among the crowd, selling mineral water mixed with cola and melon seed peels mixed with melon seeds, Cheng Miao led a large group of loli monsters and ran around like crazy outside the circle.
Go, Yakumo Lan and Izayoi are chasing after them all the way in a panic: because Flandre also got involved.
I came to the vicinity of this empty field with a strange mood, because everyone I knew was in the circle, so I had to catch Yakumo Lan who was running by: "Fox, what are you doing?"
"The arena, the competition." The demon fox girl said in a panic, with a very embarrassed look on her face, "Um, please... can you let me go?"
I lowered my head and realized that what I just grabbed was one of Yakumo Blue's tails: No wonder it felt so warm!
Yakumo Lan noticed that my eyes were a little strange, and he didn't know what he was thinking about. His face suddenly turned red: "Well, if you like fluff, you can touch the ears, but you can't touch the ones on the tail."
I:"……"
"Ahem, it has nothing to do with the fluff." It took a lot of effort for me to resist the urge to touch Yakumo Blue's ears. Although the fox girl's ears do look like a cute thing, but this personality
The gentle fox has usually squeezed Yakumo Purple hard enough, so it's better not to bully her too much. "First, tell me what is going on in this arena? Who are you competing with?"
"Oh, it was Cuixiang who suggested it. She said that if you are bored, why don't you find someone to compete with? And I heard that the people here are very powerful, so I just wanted to see who is stronger, monsters or heroic spirits, and then because the arena is too big
, even many imperial soldiers were attracted before the competition started. Cuixiang simply made this arena open to everyone. No matter who it is, anyone with skills can go up to accept the challenge or challenge others, even if they are only good at handicrafts and music.
It's okay. There are two heroic spirits competing above, and the next round is still being drawn. Reimu-sama felt that this opportunity should not be wasted, so he went to approve a box of melon seed soda. It is said that Cirno was also selling popsicles inside...