Chapter seven hundred and thirty first female hooligan family
Chapter 731: The Female Hooligan’s Family
At first, I thought that after coming to the God Realm, I would meet Father God directly, and I was even mentally prepared for this—that is, I was completely unprepared. I didn’t expect that I would end up staying at Bingtis’ house for a day or two.
Bingtis’s official explanation for this is that God Father has to arrange his schedule accurately because he has many things to do. If the meeting is arranged in two days, then even if we arrive early, he will not be able to show up. I understand this, after all, it is the entire endless void.
The supreme leader is not just free when he is available.
In fact, it doesn't matter if she doesn't explain: We already know the character of the protoss. They are a bunch of informal guys who don't like red tape. Even the most serious protoss (such as the alliance of old men in Bingtis' description), those who are in charge of judgment
And the convicted congressmen also don't care about diplomatic etiquette and daily rules, because these things "have nothing to do with good or evil." Knowing this habit of theirs, Sandora and I will not look careless about the gods.
Do you have any opinions on the arrangements, because frankly speaking, we didn’t entertain much after Bingtis came to Shadow City as a guest of the God Clan as a guest - Monina worked as a cook at home for nearly a month, and Lin took care of everything in the house.
Ilson is responsible for patrolling the city and attacking the pirate army all day long. Kense is helping me take care of the children and taking care of Ding Dong. Bingtis is Sandora's playmate. This is the only time I let these Nine Heavens Gods and Buddhas go out to play.
For fun, I went to Erliqiao fake street...
Thinking about it this way, I suddenly felt that the five-man group of protoss men were not so much envoys as they were here to do odd jobs. It's a shame they didn't care about anything.
Bingtis's home is far beyond my imagination, and its various luxuries and levels have reached outrageous levels. I never expected that this female gangster would grow up in such a magnificent and solemn palace.
——Look at Dingdang’s house, it’s much simpler than Bingtis’s house. Our little goddess has never been particular about the temple. A pocket of sufficient size can make her stay very comfortable. Of course, the cover of a table lamp can also be used.
…
As for Bingtis’s parents, I actually think now that they are also admirable, truly elegant and noble superiors - please forget about the earth-shattering appearance of Uncle Kuvain and Aunt Aisali (sister?) who has never witnessed it but
It must be a graceful kick, it was all forced by an unfulfilled daughter. After getting to know each other truly, I found that the two elders in front of me were completely models of etiquette, temperament, and elegance.
Uncle Kuvain, who has the style of an old aristocrat, is talkative, kind, knowledgeable and humorous. Aunt Aisali, who is as elegant and generous as a princess, is a goddess who doesn't talk much but has a very gentle and friendly personality.
Our visit was a great welcome. When our large family was invited to take a rest in the huge living room, the two parents tried their best to show that they were the heads of the family.
His generosity and enthusiasm, his grace and magnanimity made me almost unable to believe that Bingtis, this wonderful daughter, was born and raised between them.
"Honestly, what stimulation did you receive when you were a child? How did you end up becoming a gangster with such good parents?" While Uncle Kuvain turned to talk to his wife, I finally couldn't suppress the trouble in my heart.
He whispered and bit his ears with Bingtis.
This question is very acute. If you say this directly to someone, they will definitely fall out with you. But Bingtis has always had a weird sense of shame. We always discuss this kind of issue in detail in person, so a certain female gangster spoke without hesitation.
Li: "I think this has something to do with the education I received since childhood."
"The two elders' iron-blooded education eventually led to the eldest lady being overwhelmed and psychologically distorted, turning her into a generation of smashing, looting and burning kings?" I had a question mark on my head.
"No, the main thing is the hundreds of years of school life: two hundred professors gather in a circle to teach you, and theoretically you will never learn something in your life. What will you do?"
I'm speechless.
"And don't look at how stylish my parents are in front of them. You'll know after a while that they haven't escaped - don't forget that door, and their image usually can't last fifteen minutes."
Is it really okay to say this to someone in front of your parents?
The first meeting with the Bingtis family was not as depressing and tense as we expected. The Protoss is indeed a very easy-to-get-together race. Little Bubble has been walking around in the hall since just now and has not arrived at all.
The consciousness of not being able to run around in other people's homes. The divine power that Lilina carried attracted the attention of Bingtis's parents. After introduction, the latter knew that this little girl in front of them was actually the direct spokesperson of a goddess, and she respected
As the founding pope of a world-wide religion and the current female pope, they immediately became very interested in Lilina's growth experience - but they calmed down after Ding Dong came out and waved to the seniors. The reason is that everyone
The spokespersons of the goddess of life all have amazing similarities in their growth experiences, that is, they are not sure how they were selected. Sandora and Bingtis's parents have met several times, and this is a reunion after tens of thousands of years, so they are a little more
After chatting for a while, Shandora mentioned the events that happened to the empire later. Bingtis’s family members were all lamenting the catastrophic encounter of a great civilization. Uncle Kuvain’s words especially moved me a lot:
"Hey, Aisali, you said I haven't seen you for a while, why are so many things happening in the world?"
This sentence made me completely despair of the Protoss’ concept of time: I still thought about it a little bit before.
In contrast to the relaxed (or should I say heartless?) attitude of our family, Monina and the four of them now look a little reserved. Even Uncle Kenser is a little unnatural. There is nothing we can do about it.
Who makes them belong to the Gods? Even the gods who usually do not follow the rules still have a sense of superiority and inferiority: Bingtis's parents are also senior government officials in the God Realm. Small civil servants like Monina and small
The sentinels are now working in Zhongnanhai, so of course they have to be nervous, especially the timid and fearful Lin, who is almost shrinking into a ball on the chair. Now the only one in their team who is not nervous is Dingdang: Don’t forget
I have seen how magnificent the growth history of this little thing is, and I think back then she was a great person who dared to burn off all the hair of Father God!
"Ah, look at me, I'm so busy talking that I almost forgot about the real thing," Uncle Kuvain suddenly patted his forehead as if he was thinking of something, "It's time to eat now - after all, Sandora's eyes have turned green.
Woolen cloth."
I glanced at Sandora speechlessly, who bared her teeth at me: "It was the same when I came to Bingtis's house before, there were no rules."
The grand banquet was soon prepared. The servants of the gods in the palace were really efficient at their work. Bingtis's parents obviously knew something about the customs of various worlds, and they also made a thorough understanding of the world we live in.
After some investigation, I actually found traces of braised pork and braised lion head on the dishes on the table...
Shandora entered the gluttony mode the moment the meal started. She acted like no one was around and showed a frightening eating speed with an elegant posture. The two servants of the gods had long been prepared for this and specially went to the back hall from the back hall.
A green channel was opened in the front hall, and one cart after another was dedicated to delivering food to Sandora. The two of them ran just in time to catch up with Sandora's eating speed: From this point on, Anweina, who is far away in the world, you
Winning. This also shows that Sandora really left a deep impression on people last time she came to this place. The master of the house has not arranged for the servants to know that this is a master who is very serious about eating.
The short-haired woman whose name had only one word, "Mo", was the housekeeper of the Bingtis family. Of course, this is a popular term. In terms of responsibilities, she is the subordinate god in this temple, although her identity is still that of a god.
She is a servant, but she is about to have her own priesthood. During the dinner, the other party has been standing behind her master, like a heroic housekeeper. Bingtis asked me questions about her identity casually.
We explained the meaning of "servant of God".
Servants of God, as the name suggests, are servants who serve God. Their origins are divided into two types: one is advanced mortals, that is, devout believers of a true god during their lifetime. Their beliefs are firm to a certain extent and they do not obey the will of the god.
Those who have performed great meritorious deeds and possess souls with many virtues can voluntarily be baptized and advance to become servants of God after death, and come to the God Realm to continue serving their beloved gods. This is a shameless thing for a devout believer.
Fortunately, in the God Realm, apart from taking care of some affairs for their Lord God, God servants are equal to ordinary Gods. In other words, this is an opportunity for mortals to transform into gods. However, due to the high requirements, being able to
The number of mortals who have obtained this honor is limited. The second type of divine servants are originally gods, but they are just "apprentices" of the gods who have not yet obtained the priesthood. In the divine world, except for Dingdang, one of the very few special creatures who were born with priesthood.
In addition, most of the protoss have no priesthood at the beginning. They have to start as apprentices and learn how to manage their authority bit by bit. The learning path is divided into two parts. The first is the theoretical part, which is taking classes in school.
, the second is the practical course, which is to work as an apprentice with a god who has a priesthood or as an intern in some enterprises and institutions, accumulate experience, and wait for a full-time job - of course, there are also people who cannot change for tens of millions of years due to various reasons.
There are real problems with children, and we have one right before our eyes.
Yes, I know that Mo looks like a heroic housekeeper, and her acting style is very mature. She is more like a qualified official than Dingdang, a guy who has been able to master power since birth but has a serious and unreliable personality. But there are two things.
The results of the courses have always prevented her from successfully becoming a full-time official: theoretical courses and practical courses...
This is an exam idiot who is worse than Dingdang. In addition to his serious personality, his grades are a mess. According to Bingtis, if she can't successfully become a full-time employee within a million years, Father God can only give her a prescription alone.
This is the position of "God of Housekeeping".
The Bingtis family does not seem to have any rules such as keeping quiet at the dinner table. Uncle Kuvain still asked Shandora and I about recent events in the world, especially the current situation of the empire, while Aisali
She was very silent. Except for occasionally throwing a table knife and hitting Bingtis in the forehead who was not honest at the dinner table, she didn't see any other actions. Seeing that the always arrogant female gangster was also punished like this.
scene, I silently took out the camera.
"Idiot, I want to eat that!"
The little doll on the shoulder suddenly kicked its little feet, pointed at a plate of good-looking dishes made from God knows what in the distance, and shouted. It seemed that she was a little cautious after arriving in a strange place. This doll girl started from the beginning.
She sat on my shoulders and held my head tightly without letting go, even when eating. It seemed that this could give her a sense of security, and this behavior naturally caused me a lot of trouble.
, for example, every time I take a bite of food, I must always remember to raise my chopsticks and give the same portion to the mercury lamp, otherwise the little doll that cannot eat the food will start to bite my head.
"Your daughter is very cute."
Aunt Aishalie across the dining table suddenly looked at the mercury lamp and said with a smile.
"Who is this fool's daughter!"
Although it is a fact recognized by everyone, Mercury Lamp still instinctively yelled loudly when faced with someone who directly broke it, and even danced, "I just have no choice but to stay with this fool, this hopeless bastard."
Licon!!”
I picked up the chopsticks and hit the little guy on the head. When I took it back, there was only half of it left in my hand: so fast!
"I'm very confident in my eyes," Aishali blinked. "It reminds me of when my daughter was little. Your eyes and some little moves can't deceive anyone. It's just like Bingtis and us.
It’s the same as the coquettish look.”
The mercury lamp was stunned, and then began to hold my head and pull it out. This was the little doll's usual method of relieving embarrassment, while Bingtis hit his head on the table: "I'm too embarrassed to see anyone!"
"Humph, idiot, at worst I'll get it myself!"
Seeing everyone's eyes starting to glance at him, Mercury Lamp suddenly shouted loudly, spread out the black wings on his back and flew towards the opposite side of the dining table. As a result, Uncle Kuvain's eyes were instantly attracted to the wings of the little doll.
The wings of the mercury lamp are small when they are not unfolded, sticking close to the back like cute decorations on clothes. Only when they are unfolded, they look like angel wings. No one noticed it just now, but now, it caused Bingdi
His father's serious concern.
The old man was very serious: "Bingtis, this is your child? Why didn't you tell me about such an important thing earlier? When did you two..."
The mercury lamp that had just flown halfway fell onto the salad plate with a plop, and I followed the chair to get under the table. The following after-dinner entertainment program was very exciting: Bingtis teamed up with her mother to chase her father all over the house.
Everyone can finally be sure that Bingtis did not lie before: the image of the two parents did not last long.
Shandora and Bingtis, two good friends, went to the room together to talk about some confidential matters. Qianqian and Lin Xue led a group of doll heads and started to visit everywhere under the leadership of Mo. This magnificent and huge building
There are many places for them to explore in the palace. According to Bingtis, the bell towers at the four corners of the temple alone can make the likes of Karazhan die of shame. The mystery contained there will definitely make Medivh grow old overnight. Sister.
The adult was pulled by Aunt Aishali to discuss her experience in taking care of problem children. The latter has a pair of eyes that can see through everything. She immediately discovered the status of the elder sister as a parent in our circle, and the role of the elder sister in the baby.
The majesty among the leaders - although this majesty is always what onee-sama feels embarrassed about.
And I was busy helping the mercury lamp clean the salad dressing on my face and clothes in a small room next to the front hall. The little doll kept twisting and turning while wiping my face, which made this task a lot more difficult.
"Forget it, let's wash these clothes." I was worried when I was helping the little girl clean her clothes. In the end, I could only save trouble and took out a small black dress from my carry-on space.
Because of this, I have dozens of spare sets of food and clothing for every child in the family, including the special clothes for the 92.3cm little princess.
"Well, put it on for me!" Mercury Lamp unceremoniously held the clothes in front of him and ordered.
The little girl is becoming more and more defenseless. In the past, she would make a fuss for a long time if I even touched her. Now she even needs my help to dress and comb her hair. She still refuses to acknowledge the reality of being adopted. As expected, arrogance is the way to go.
What?
Carefully putting the dress that looked like a doll's toy clothes on the doll girl, I noticed that there was a silly smile on her face, and I couldn't help but get curious: "What's wrong?"
"Nothing, idiot!"
Is it because I recalled the difficulty of putting on clothes for the first time and recalled the feelings at that time now, so I can't help but smile happily now?
From the first time he struggled to stand up in a dusty room, struggling to put on clothes, to now quietly nestling in the arms of his "father", becoming a doted little princess, this child can finally smile happily
Come out.
"Okay, look at my baby—it's so beautiful."
I raised the mercury lamp high and looked at the results of my dressing with satisfaction. Among other things, since taking care of the mercury lamp, I am now more skilled at dressing dolls than Little Bubbles.
"Hey! Don't be so disgusting!" The little doll kicked hard in mid-air, but its little arms and legs couldn't reach the enemy in front of it. In the end, it could only calm down helplessly, "Hey, idiot, you will never be left behind.
Me, right?"
"Why did you suddenly remember this?"
I was confused by the mercury lamp's jumping thinking.
"If I ask you, just answer, why are there so many!"
"So you are an idiot. Do you still need to ask such a question?" I smiled and put the little guy on my shoulder. "Just stay with me forever, little one."
"Why? We obviously have no relationship..."
"Didn't Aunt Asali just say," I knocked on the forehead of the little doll that suddenly entered a sensual state, "I am your father!"
The expected head-banging attack rarely came. The mercury lamp just snorted softly, then hugged my head... and fell asleep?
I looked at the time: half past one. Sure enough, it was time for the child to take a nap. You are so powerful, sister, that you can train a puppet to have such a ferocious biological clock!