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The overwhelming storm of fallen leaves that hit my face made me a little dumbfounded. What was even more dumbfounding was the countless green figures rushing out with these fallen leaves. Perhaps it was the sight of thousands of jingling bells rushing over together that was really jaw-dropping.
, before I had time to react in the next second, I was knocked solidly to the ground by the oncoming impact, and then was buried in a miserable grave by the fallen leaves in the forest.
I finally know where those "goddesses" have been hiding, and it turns out to be such a simple answer: they are hiding under the thick layer of fallen leaves on the ground. The hiding techniques these simple-minded little people can think of are probably limited to this, according to the highest authority.
Regarding the performance of the Goddess of Life, I should have guessed earlier that the average IQ of the Goddesses of Life is not much higher than that of Dingdang.
It's just that they are gods after all, and they hide under things like leaves that have a very high affinity for life. When they want to hide themselves, most people really can't feel the existence of these little things until they are knocked over.
Then I thought: Oh, it turns out that all these bean sprouts have got into the fallen leaves.
So cute.
"Hiss—the strength of these little things is really out of proportion to their size."
I was struck by an unknown number of three-inch cocks, which made me feel as if I had been hit by hailstones. I can only say that I am truly worthy of a god. Although I was thrown away in various ways during the arm-wrestling match with the Dragon God, I was so strong.
Compared with the size, it is still very impressive. I lay on the ground rubbing the forehead that was hit the hardest by an unknown elf. I pulled the leaves off my face while swiping away, just in time to meet the person named Jia Jia, who is a life.
The little smiling sight of the goddess leader.
And on my body, groups of three-inch little ones are jumping around holding hands, as happy as if they have found a new place to play, and every little one is filled with the joy of victory.
It turns out that that moment just now was a prank by the Supreme Life Goddess in front of me? Had she already arranged this sneak attack using spiritual connection or something like that?
"Hehe, I'm just saying hello," the goddess, who should be called one of the four leaders of the God Realm, let out a laugh that was definitely inconsistent with her identity, "We always have a little prank when we entertain new friends.
of!"
"Okay, okay, I'm not angry anyway." I shrugged helplessly because of the naughtiness of these "gods". Suddenly I felt a little creaking underneath my body, so I reached out and took it out. Guess what?
That's right, I took out a short-haired little bean sprout with mosquito coils all over its eyes. Looking at its dazed appearance and wrinkled wings, this unfortunate girl must have been confused and flew to the wrong position just now, causing me to be crushed under her!
But this stupid little goddess was just the beginning. Soon I felt that there were more tactile sensations under my body, which made my face change drastically. I quickly stood up and a layer of blood fell on my body.
The pods suddenly let out an exclamation and flew away like a swarm of frightened dragonflies, while I turned my head and looked at the dozens of "wild jingles" who were dizzy on the ground, and several more.
The little ones were struggling to get out from under my thighs. Some of them had already got out, and were turning around to pull out their wings. As I raised my legs, two or three "wild jingles" came out.
A small exclamation of surprise flew out.
The little things that were almost crushed flew crookedly to the big tree pillar in the open space, flattening their wings distressedly. Other friends who were okay chirped and came over to help or not help. Jia Jia started to fly up and down.
While I was directing the medical work, Dingdang stuck it on my face with a "piaji" sound: "Wow! Ajun is so awesome!"
Can I ask which side you are from? Your sisters will definitely cry when they hear this!
"Then what, I'm sorry, are they not injured?"
I approached anxiously and looked at the piles of wild Ding Dong gathered on the big tree pillar. But what was surprising was that even though it was such a serious failure, every little Ding Dong was smiling.
Even the little Douding whose wings were compressed into origami began to smile after a brief period of depression, as if the so-called distressed feelings never lasted for two seconds. After discovering that someone was looking at them, many people
Little Douding still raised his head, smiled and waved hello to me, looking like he was having a great time.
"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter," Jia Jia stood among the tree pillars like a general, "This is a setback necessary to achieve victory, and it's quite fun! The goddess of life will not be injured so easily, a big mortal."
I looked at these heartless little things speechlessly. At this time, many "big dragonflies" with green light spots took the opportunity to curiously land on my shoulders. They first blinked their bright eyes and carefully
I grabbed my hair and found out that I wasn't beaten. I immediately became bolder. Friends and friends flocked to me and started to slide along my arm. Every time I fell halfway down the slide, but this game still made me happy.
They enjoyed it endlessly. Some little things found my pocket, and some brave ones even got into it. They undoubtedly found lollipops from inside, so they cheered and carried the lollipops to follow their sisters.
Share. Ding Dong is sitting on top of my head. It is her exclusive place, and the little one will never give up her seat. Seeing the special lollipop that should belong to her being carried away by her sisters, this little guy who is addicted to sugar is actually happy.
Haha, obviously, in the life goddess camp, this spirit of sharing is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.
In less than a minute, I have turned into a display stand for these little ones. They take off and land on others without realizing it, roll down slides, rummage around looking for sweets, and even hang out with friends. This reminds me of going there when I was a kid.
I had the experience of feeding pigeons in the park only to be covered by those silly birds. But obviously, these goddesses of life are more noisy than the pigeons, especially when they discovered that I could take out candies from most of my pockets.
I stood there dumbfounded, embarrassed by the unceremonious plundering of countless wild Ding Dongs, and afraid of hurting these slender elves, so I didn’t dare to act rashly. Ding Dang was sitting on her throne commanding Fang Qiu, as if
The general escorting the prisoners.
"Then what, you..."
I just endured it for a few minutes, and my pockets were rummaged through by the wild jingles who behaved like small animals. Seeing these happy little cubs still crawling around on me, I finally couldn't bear it anymore.
He opened his mouth, but the sudden sound immediately triggered a high-pitched exclamation that made his ears tickle, and the "goddesses" gathered on his shoulders rushed away.
"Okay, I'm much more comfortable now." Although there were still a lot of bold bean sprouts hanging on my body, at least my upper body was freed. I carefully removed most of the "hanging objects" and found one nearby.
I sat down on the tree stump, and several wild Ding Dongs who had gathered on the tree stump were having a heated discussion around a lollipop. When they saw Mount Tai coming over them, they immediately ran to the side carrying the candies.
The imageless leader of the goddess had been looking at the farce of the past few minutes with a mischievous smile. Now she hovered in front of me and apologized with a smile: "Haha, I'm sorry, Dingdang brought a lot when he came back last time.
As for the strange candies, although there are usually honeys offered from other mortal worlds, we still really like what Dingdong calls 'the most delicious candies in the world'."
The honey offered as an offering?
I sighed softly, it seems that not only my side, but all believers in the Goddess of Life (true) must abide by such a painful dogma.
"It turns out that the real traitor is you little thing." I reached out and took off the jingle bell from my head, grabbed her wings and swung her back and forth in the air. The latter did not betray the owner's consciousness at all, but just drooped her arms and cooperated.
It looked like a "hanging corpse".
The surrounding open space, nearby tree stumps, branches not far away, mid-air, and even on his own legs were filled with energetic wild jingle bells. Although these lively little guys looked different, they all had a great love for candy.
The love seems to be surprisingly unanimous. Of course, the number of candies found on my body cannot satisfy thousands of little beans, so these little sisters who are friendly to each other consciously share the spoils. You can often see a lollipop being peeled off.
After that, it floated in the air, and then there was a heated discussion around the wild jingles, and finally the order of tasting was decided. How can I say this...
Is this gang in front of me really one of the Four Gods?
I feel really stupid.
The relationship between Dingdang and Jiajia is very close, so close that the former actively invited the latter to sit on my head. As a symbol of their friendship, I could only express silence. The two little ones murmured indistinctly.
came into my ears, but unfortunately they were all in the language of the gods that I couldn't understand. It should be a private topic for girls? Anyway, I remembered what I had heard before, saying that Dingdang is a new species that grows directly from the vines of the goddess of life.
This generation of gods has been a close playmate of the supreme goddess of life since childhood. Now it seems that this is 100% true.
"Then what, can any of you explain what is going on now?"
I moved, and as a result, the few little ones beside me who were playing with the rope ladder on my legs started chattering away. I, who was completely confused by this messy situation, could only hope that the two little guys on my head would
Explain it to yourself.
Because I just tried it, the goddesses of life running around were all startled. If the "big mortal" made any trouble, they would run away smartly. You can say this is timid, but they dare
He got into strangers' pockets to look for food, and he dared to slide and swing on me. You can call him brave, but I couldn't find a bean who could talk to me properly.
"Today is party day!"
Dingdang lay on my head, kicking her little feet lightly, "Sisters like to get together and play at night, and the goddess sisters will also participate. This is the celebration of the goddesses of life. We rarely invite other people!"
"
"So everyone is a little curious about you," Jia Jia followed. "Dingdang mentioned you, and Xingchen also mentioned you. Many people have mentioned you. Now that we finally meet you in person, everyone is very excited."
"But your enthusiasm is really terrifying."
I sighed sincerely. It turns out that I have almost become a playground for goddesses: Are these little guys so warm and hospitable?
"That's because you are a good person," Jia Jia affirmed loudly, "We rarely get close to strangers, but Dingdang said you are a very approachable guy, and God's judgment tells us one thing, you are a good person, a good person
It’s safe!”
It’s a big deal, just say it once, you still want to hit the last hit and whip the corpse three times in a row?
At this moment, I deeply doubted whether this seemingly innocent and cute goddess of the highest life was actually a guy who really liked to play tricks on others. This was evident from the fact that she just planned a group of giant dragonflies to launch a swooping attack on the guests.
Jia Jia and Ding Dang introduced me to the party activities of this group of little goddesses in a chaotic manner. I understood it as a banquet held by a group of happy little elves who had nothing to do. Obviously, there would be no party held by the goddesses of life.
Whatever the theme, they just get together to play when they are happy, and the goddess of life is happy most of the time, so such gatherings are held every now and then. As the leader of the divine system, Jia Jia is the host of each gathering.
, and the "forest layer" of this plain is where they hold their activities.
Coincidentally, today is the day when the elves held a party to "celebrate that the goddess of life has grown blue ice grapes that are more delicious than last time." The brief conflict between someone and a group of cheating and fiery little animals before was...
It is the direct reason that attracted our goddess.
I didn't expect that I would encounter such interesting things just when I was just hanging out at night. I felt that today was really not in vain. The wonderful daily habits of the Goddess of Life were eye-opening. All of a sudden, I felt that the mysterious race of the Gods was more humane.
A lot - although they basically have no sense of mystery left in their own minds.
"There are no requirements for the party. You can come and leave as you please. Anyone who is the goddess of life can attend, and there will be a lot of honey to eat at the venue!" Dingdang introduced bouncing in my hand. I looked around, and indeed
, this kind of unstructured and random gathering really looks like a pure honey dinner party. The three-inch girls in Wuyangyang have no celebration program at all, and no one organizes it. Basically, they just find their own party.
Their good friends gather in a group and chatter, or play some little games that I can't understand. The only thing they have in common is that they all have sugar residue on their mouths.
A little girl with her hair tied into two small ponytails and a timid expression came over at this time and gently tugged on the hem of my clothes. The amplitude was so slight that one would not even feel it, if not for her actions.
, I’m afraid I will really ignore her.
"Um, friend Dingdang, are there any more candies?" the unknown wild Sancun Ding spoke softly, and then raised a round golden ball, "This is Lulucun's candy.
You change!"
"Wow, you are not afraid of tooth decay," I said happily. I looked around with expectant eyes (need to observe carefully). I simply took out some of the inventory originally given to Pandora from the portable space. A lot of Shadow City was particularly exquisite and even...
The candies made by me were piled on the tree stump. The little one who called herself Lulu immediately put away her candy balls and rushed towards the pile of candies: "Wow - piaji"
The little one bumped into a huge arm.
"Hey, let me tell you, where are the candies we agreed to exchange for?"
"I won't change it anymore!" The little boy immediately regretted, "It turns out you have so many, it's not worth it!"
I was deeply shocked that a Doudin goddess would have the courage to repent in person without hesitation. I thought they were all Dingdang-level fools, but I never expected that there were such people among them!
A large push of candies was snatched away in a matter of seconds. This kind of cheap mortal food is naturally not qualified to be called delicacies in the divine world. I am completely sure that there are more delicious things here than them, but the goddesses of life are all
They are a group of people who like novelty. They praised Dingdang’s lollipops so much that they may be more curious than appetite.
Just as I smiled and watched this large group of three-inchers continue to play, a pink bubble suddenly floated in front of my eyes. What was shocking was that there was a panicked little guy dancing in it——
Okay, it seems that I accidentally mixed in a bubble gum just now, but can anyone tell me how weird it is to eat bubble gum to trap yourself in the bubbles? And bubble gum is not a hydrogen balloon, how does it fly?!
This unscientific!
The three-inch penis trapped in the bubble gum was just the beginning. Soon I found that the surroundings were full of all kinds of ridiculous farces: a little goddess may have shared the piece of bubble gum that was accidentally mixed in, and now
Their entire faces were covered in mud and they were running around headlessly. There were two energetic bean curs waving half-eaten lollipops in a fight, laughing and joking while taking the opportunity to lick each other's candy sticks.
A stupid goddess on the tree stump opposite seems to be very confused by the wrappers of the lollipops and is trying to eat them. I wish you have a good appetite like Sandora. The one I just took out after being crushed was the first one.
The little poor girl grabbed a piece of gummy candy with good elasticity. Now she is trying to adjust the angle of her mouth to avoid the dilemma of being bounced up every time her head hits the candy. The most enjoyable thing is a pair of three identical twins.
Goddess Cun Ding, they share a piece of Sylvia’s special candy that is super tough. We all know that that stuff is very sticky, and Sylvia’s special product...
Anyway, now the two little sisters have turned into conjoined slimes and are struggling hard. I am very curious about how they eat sugar to become like this. But strictly speaking, even eating sugar can cause so many problems.
Guys, the goddess of life is so weird.
Normally, having just one jingle bell at home would be fun enough, but now the gathering of thousands of jingle bell-like creatures is even more spectacular. It’s a pity that Qianqian and the others didn’t follow them out this time, and the party was about to end (their kind of casual
The sex party only lasted for a short while. After eating the candy and chatting, it would disband on its own.) It would not be appropriate to go back and bring people to the party now. Otherwise, I would have to let the people from home come over.
Don't open your eyes.
At this time, Jia Jia happened to fly by in front of me, and I suddenly remembered something, so I asked: "Jia Jia, you mentioned Xing Chen Xing Chen several times just now, who is that?"
I'm a little curious, has my name in the God Realm been spread? How did the person named Xingchen know my name?
Jia Jia looked at this side with surprised eyes, a little fussy: "Eh? You don't know? Xing Chen is Father God, Xing Chen is Jia Jia's best friend!"