The sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, and on the sparkling Fairy Lake, the beautiful mermaid princess jumps high out of the water. The bright fish tail reflects the golden brilliance in the sun. In addition, the princess is still holding the fishing line in her hand...
Lin Xue and the others were standing still by the lake like stone sculptures. I was still holding the fishing rod tightly in my hand. It was this powerful thing made of interstellar alloy. It didn’t even bend after Isana was caught.
Na's eyes also extended along the fishing line in her hand to the fishing rod, and then along the fishing rod to my hand, and she suddenly exclaimed "Yeah".
"Wow!"
A piece of water splashed, but it turned out that it was Isana who let go of the fishing line, and the whole fish... the whole mermaid fell into the water, and the splashing water fell a little on her face, which made me recover from the state of dementia.
Recover.
"I'm going! Isana! What are you doing here!" I threw away the fishing rod in my hand in shock and looked at the mermaid princess floating in the water with only a small head exposed, her face twisted.
Okay, maybe this person in front of you is a bit unfamiliar to you because he doesn’t usually appear. I want to remind you that you will remember it: in the world of Azeroth, one of the generals of the Salvation Army and the mage leader of the Naga tribe. In appearance, he is a
Mermaid.
Like most Azeroth officers in the Salvation Army who hold important military positions and are not key leaders in the tribe, Isana usually lives in the Shadow City, which is, of course, the inhabited area of her tribe. The Naga tribe
The community is the most special place in Shadow City. It is not a group of buildings, but a huge salt water lake. Isana herself put forward a lot of valuable opinions when we built this salt water lake.
With the help of the people who made peace in the world, we eventually built that place like a marine ecology museum, with underwater beaches, bakers, corals, sunken treasure chests, and even boats. If I hadn’t tried my best to dissuade you, lilina
I even planned to steal the wreckage of the Titanic and sink it there. In the same way, Qianqian's idea of placing a Poseidon Needle in the Naga settlement was also rejected by me.
Ahem, I digress. What I want to say is that Isana, the mermaid, is probably practicing swimming in the saltwater lake of Shadow City. What is she doing here?
And he was even caught... By the way, this scene is really visual, isn't it? This is an adaptation of Qian Qian's life-ruining fairy tale!
"I thought it was Cu Chulainn who disturbed people's sleep again." Half of Isana's head was underwater, and bubbles were bubbling under her nose. "I was about to slap him in the face with my tail, but it turned out to be you."
"
Having had many contacts with the senior officials of the empire, Isana talked to us very casually when she was in the palace. She knew that the people in front of her were not people who liked red tape.
"So this isn't the first time you've been caught today." I didn't know whether to cry or laugh. How could I encounter such weird things? There were so many weird things happening around me.
…,
"About five or six times. The most common was Cu Chulainn, and once it was the white-haired Emiya. His fishing skills were terrible, but he was very patient. I really couldn't help them, so I helped catch a fish for them.
When I'm on the hook, sometimes I just grab the fishing line when I'm in a bad mood, and then slap them in the face... Well, that's what Gang Niu wants to do." Isana answered honestly,
Her eyes wandered around us: "Isn't the goddess here?" I remembered that the mermaid in front of me still wanted to keep Ding Dong as a pet.
I know that Cu Chulainn likes to fish next to the Fairy Lake, and Red A became his fishing partner at some point. The two of them are frequent visitors to this lake, and I will see them here almost whenever I have free time.
Fishing figure, but I really didn’t expect that their fishing would be related to Isana. Looking at the resentful look on the face of the mermaid princess in front of me, it is obviously the resentment accumulated from lack of sleep and being disturbed in life.
.Yes, you are sleeping, and someone is using an iron hook to hook your hair all day long. Can you not feel resentful? I know Cú Chulainn’s lucky value. I can accidentally step on an alien while walking on flat ground and drop it.
The source of fire on the earth then fights with the entire Cybertron, not to mention that he comes here to "take the initiative... to provoke the sleeping mermaid princess. As long as he gets off the hook, I can guarantee that he will definitely fall on Isana..."
…
"Speaking of which, you haven't told me yet. If you don't stay in your own saltwater lake in Shadow City, why did you come to Avalon? Are you still settling here?" He and Qianqian sat down on the big rocks by the lake again.
I asked with a curious tone, while Isana swam to the shore, lying on the edge of the stone and twirling her hair: "Recuperate.
"Recuperate?!" I exclaimed in shock, while looking up and down at the somewhat out-of-touch mermaid princess. "The Salvation Army went on an expedition recently? Are officers like you still injured? Why is no one reporting the military situation?!" "No, there is no war.
"Isana waved her hands hurriedly and scratched her wet hair in embarrassment." "I went out to play, and then I got into a car accident." I was stunned: "Going out to play? Got into a car accident? Where?" There are other places in Shadow City.
What about traffic accidents? Doesn’t this discredit Imperial Technology?
As a result, Isana was even more embarrassed: "It's not the Shadow City. I sneaked out. Of course I remembered the citizen management regulations and drove invisible at the time, but I still rear-ended someone more than 600 meters underwater in the South Pacific.
…”
Lou's expression was dull for a moment: "With whom?"
"Following a nuclear submarine..."
Everyone: "..."
"Then you came here to recuperate." Lin Xue looked at Isana with admiring eyes, "Why don't you go to the Temple of Life? In that place, as long as you don't die, anyone watching the door can resurrect you with full blood, right?
?”
"The water quality here is good," Isana finally told the truth, "and the fish are very stupid. Except for the annoying people fishing, everything else is more comfortable than Shadow City, so I will stay here temporarily." I spent a long time doing this because of Ava.
The water here at Longxiannu Lake is good, the fish are good, and the environment is elegant, so I came here in the name of recuperating. Of course, this is understandable. After all, this place is the premier paradise in the capital area of the empire. It is even known as the "Sacred Capital"
The Shadow City is far inferior to Avalon in terms of environment alone, and Isana is a Naga (of course considering her visual habits, I always call her a mermaid) who is very sensitive to the water environment.
Naturally, I want to stay here. But no matter what, anyone can stay here in Avalon. Even the lower-level commanders of the Revenge Army can stay here temporarily, but only Isana's status cannot. She
As a senior general of the Salvation Army and a cadre-level figure in the Military Command Department, she needs to implement relatively strict military management regulations, and this management regulation clearly stipulates that Military Command cadres are not allowed to stray away from the centralized station at will - she can only do so in the name of recovering from injuries.
Came here to take some time off.
Even I can't be fooled by this little abacus, and of course it can't be fooled by the veterans of the Military Command. But now it seems that the guys from the Military Command must have turned a blind eye to this merman. This is the first time they meet.
He almost caught the goddess as a pet. I'm afraid everyone is already used to it.
As for what happened in the so-called rear-end collision, Isana explained it clearly in a few words. In fact, it was her out-of-touch personality that was at fault. I believe everyone still remembers that this guy had already participated in the first Azeroth National Leaders Association
At that time, in front of the leaders of various tribes and the "gods", I almost swatted Dingdang away from the butterfly. Such courage is not something that ordinary people can achieve.
A few days ago, this lawless mermaid princess challenged the empire's regulations on resident management: she went to watch the world for an afternoon.
Isana claimed that this was to experience the beautiful scenery of the South Pacific and taste the saltiness of the earth's sea water. I felt very sorry for this second reason.
The result of this trip was very disastrous. She had a violent collision with a nuclear submarine from a certain country. Although a senior officer of the Salvation Army had good physical fitness, after all, she could not compare with the imperial soldiers, so she was knocked to pieces on the spot.
Su also lost a lot of scales and was ordered to write a 3,000-word inspection. As for the nuclear submarine, there should be no major problems. There seems to be no report of a deep-sea nuclear leak in the news in the past two days...
Isana honestly told her unlucky experience, then suddenly jumped out of the water with a splash and put her tail in front of us: "Look, this is where the submarine's oars scraped three scales off, and then
Their submarine immediately surfaced and I was urgently teleported back to Shadow City."
I looked at the fish tail in front of me and found a cute pink cross, extra large, which was full of joy against the slippery and shiny fish scales.
"Special for underwater use." She read the small words on the cross brace and muttered, "It's really a strange thing." Isana's tail slapped twice on the rocks on the shore, and she said with a little distress: "This is...
I bought it from a doctor’s clinic in Dongcheng District, and it was said that it can stay sticky under water. The doctor also suggested that I eat light food these two days and try not to let the wound see water...,..."
Lin Xue squirted on the spot, and then looked into Isana's eyes very seriously: "When I get back, hold the doctor's bow from left to right and scrape my one hundred and twenty big ears first. You're welcome!"
"Why?"
"Let the fish's wound be kept out of the water!" Lin Xue shouted with a look of stomachache.
Everyone: "..."
Because Isana temporarily became a resident of Fairy Lake, everyone's fishing plan could only be temporarily shelved, but we still had grilled fish to eat: Isana showed everyone how a mermaid lives in nature. She used her own
He slapped his tail continuously, and finally knocked out as many fish as a small mountain for us.
"You can eat these as you like. The ones that appeared in the lake recently taste pretty good." The mermaid princess said cheerfully.
"How embarrassing." I rubbed my hands and looked at the fresh fish that Isana shot to death. They were indeed produced by Fairy Lake. I was stunned and didn't recognize the species of any of them!
"What's there?" The mermaid princess swung her tail and made waves, with an indignant look on her face. "These guys have no respect for Naga at all. They just formed a group to watch the newcomers, and they buried my face with sand.
I have to wear a diving mask when I sleep these two days. Do you think there are any Nagas who sleep with diving masks? I just took this opportunity this time to help me eat something, maybe they will be a little calmer." Isana.
After complaining for a while, we simply lay down on the rocks on the shore to bask in the sun, preparing to try the grilled fish for a while, and the few of us began to discuss how to cook these delicacies produced in Avalon.
.
To be fair, my cooking skills are pretty good. I can cook a few things, such as braised pork ribs, chicken mushrooms, pickled cabbage, and beef with red oil. However, I can easily turn the noodles into a paste if I'm careless occasionally. My craftsmanship is shallow.
She is similar to me, and she prefers Master Kong: Obviously our craftsmanship is worthless when it comes to things other than instant noodles. Sandora was eager to try, but when she saw the sauce she took out, the food in front of her was instantly wiped out.
After burning holes in the rocks, I thought it would be better to eat them raw.
There is no need to think about the mercury lamp, her task is to wait for the food: she has small arms and small tui, not to mention whether she can bake things, even if she can, I guess she can even turn the fish over and cook it herself.
"Alas, I have to take action in the end." Finally, while flipping the fresh food on the grill, Miss Lin said in a very obviously satisfied tone.
While I was looking at Sandora to prevent her from stealing sashimi when she was about to go berserk, I glanced at Lin Xue with surprise on my face: "You're so stupid, how can you cook? Didn't you say that you
Have you never touched this kind of thing since you were a child?"
"Isn't it possible to learn?" Lin Xue glanced at me triumphantly. "I just learned to cook not long ago, and the first thing I learned was barbecue: when I started, the technical content was a little low. Today, you are such a bad wood."
I'm so lucky to be able to taste my craftsmanship." I looked at Miss Lin in surprise, while Sandora next to me once again said to herself in despair: "If you want to capture a man's heart, you must first capture it.
A man’s stomach…”
Lin Xue's little face suddenly turned red, which was very surprising, but actually what I want to say is: Sandora, you actually clicked the wrong technology tree from the beginning. What you want to do is to grab my stomach, and
Instead of getting rid of it...
This afternoon meal was the most interesting one I have had in a while, even though it didn’t have An Weina’s incredible cooking skills, it didn’t have a comfortable restaurant at home, and the main course was only Miss Lin’s slightly unfamiliar one.
Grilled fish makes people find a kind of pleasure that cannot be experienced in other places: picnicking in a place like Fairy Lake is not something ordinary people can do.
The happiest part of this meal was Shan Gen Deng. She had never had this kind of experience of having a picnic outside with her family. The novel experience made this little doll laugh for the entire afternoon, and her face felt like it was roasting.
The fish all had the same color. The most satisfied person was Qianqian. She was the happiest about this kind of unrestrained fun and interesting things. The most unlucky thing was that Lin Xue took the third fish with bones and iron fork in Sandora.
After they all devoured it, our eldest lady knew that her disaster had begun.
Finally, when Lin Xue was tired and began to vomit, Sandora realized that she might have become a disaster. She wiped her mouth, got rid of the last few grilled fish left on the scene, and walked into the depths of the forest alone.
My long-cherished wish has finally come true: Sandora has become self-grazing, and she has learned to forage in the primeval forest.
I can’t imagine what she ate, but the next afternoon a heroic spirit reported to the temple that the Fairy Forest might have been hit by a meteorite...
After completing this small camping trip in the forest and saying goodbye to the mermaid princess who jumped back into the lake again and was waiting to continue teasing Cú Chulainn, we wandered out of the forest, only to encounter the same dàng swimming in halfway.
, Lilina and Dingdang, who were walking in the opposite direction to us, were chattering and discussing something as they walked. They seemed to be very interested. After asking, they found out that the elder sister and the younger ones had already gone home, and
After finishing the "blessing" ceremony, the two of them walked around the monster town for a while, and then prepared to go to the Fairy Lake at Dingdang's suggestion.
"Dingdang blessed the two children!"
The little goddess immediately jumped on my shoulders as soon as we met, hugged my earlobe and said happily, "The process may not be right, but it should be a blessing."
Everyone must know that for the goddess of life, IQ is always the enemy. Unexpectedly, by the end of the blessing, Ding Dang didn't even remember what was written in his Bible!
Lilina grabbed my sleeve with a proud look on her face: "But I think today's volatilization was pretty good. This pope is really a religious genius. He made the blessing ceremony watertight even without any information to guide him:
I first stuffed a handful of luck beads into each of the two children, then recited the Diamond Sutra to them, asked the goddess to fly around their heads twice, then drew a cross on each of their faces, and finally gave the newborns some spices.
Do a cleansing baptism”
Lin Xue and I rolled our eyes while listening. Finally, after hearing that this little girl even used incense and other antiques, we couldn't help it anymore: "You still use spices? Are you offering sacrifices to heaven?"
"Anyway, it seems that everything I was talking about was used." Lilina clapped her hands, "Cornus, platycodon, mulberry, star anise, aniseed, huā pepper, garlic cloves, cumin, and finally I even removed half a bottle of cooking wine..."
Sandora rubbed her stomach: "Why do I feel hungry again?"
I grabbed Lili Na's ears and almost lifted the little girl up: "Are you ready to take the pot?" Lili Na grinned, jumped on her feet and howled: "I really can't remember the baptism process.
Come on! From now on, I will write this recipe and ritual into the new version of the Bible!" I think it won't be long before this girl will expand the recruitment scope of the Goddess Cult to New Oriental.
"By the way, do you want to go to Fairy Lake?"
When Lilina put the jingle on her head again, said goodbye to us and prepared to head to Fairy Lake, Lin Xue asked curiously, but as soon as she finished asking, her face changed subtly, and she
He took my hand and started heading out of the forest. "It's okay. You guys go to work first. Mu Mu and I will go back first."
Dingdang didn't notice the eldest lady's behavior was abnormal, but simply gave us a silly smile, gestured and said: "Ding made a new kind of fish a few days ago. Although it's a little silly, it's very beautiful, lilina."
I want to go see fish with Dingdang..."
I was so frightened when I heard the word "fish" that I immediately put the mercury lamp on my shoulder and ran away without saying a word!
Lin Xue's voice startled the countless birds and animals that were gathering in the forest: "Hurry up and get out!!"!