Chapter 873 The strongest spoiler organization in history and narcissism, go girl!
Chapter 873: The most powerful disruptor organization in history, and go ahead with your narcissism, girl!
It was just getting dark today, and an informal criticism meeting was held at home. The protagonist of the criticism meeting was our clever and cute Lilina, who is 1.09 meters tall. Of course, this is what she calls herself, and the person who presided over the criticism meeting was our wise Shen Wu Kuan.
A benevolent head of state - of course, this is what I call myself.
The theme of the denunciation meeting was whether a certain little girl who made irresponsible remarks and made a movie should be punished by being given pickles and cakes for a week.
Lilina sat obediently on the pony, lowering her head and counting her toes like a frustrated little daughter-in-law. If she had a handkerchief in her hand, she would be able to go directly to the big screen to play the kind of person she was sold into since she was a child.
The hapless little maid from a rich family was beaten, scolded and suffered from hunger and cold all day long. But in front of her, my elder sister and I, together with all the parents, formed a semicircle and conducted all-round reformatory education on this carefree little girl.
Several children ran wildly in the living room when they saw that they had nothing to do. Little Bubble held up a bottle of hairspray and drove the nine-tailed fox to the top of the cabinet, while Anweina hugged her with tears on the other side of the cabinet.
The crow's nest was in the crow's nest, fearing that the fox's big tail would accidentally sweep down his nest, Huesca found a long bamboo pole and was trying to knock down the crow and the fox together. Xiao Qijing somehow freed up the crow's nest from where we left it.
The magic mirror that was seized from the frozen continent of God Realm is asking a hundred thousand whys. The mirror is going crazy.
For the first time, Mercury Lamp did not mess around with a bunch of kids. She was holding her precious yogurt bottle and sitting next to her watching Lilina being trained. She laughed while listening, not realizing that her yogurt had been secretly replaced by Lilina.
It became rice soup...
The house is as lively as ever, and Lilina, who is the only one who can't play as crazy as usual, is now under great pressure - after consultation with the parents, the number of examinations she has to write will soon exceed the 10,000-word mark.
Moreover, he is very likely to be sentenced to the death penalty of eating pickled vegetables and cakes next week. Those who think that Ji Xianshan was defeated by this trick.
In fact, Lilina's mistake was not just as simple as saying nonsense today that led to the destruction of Draco by the fleet. We were mainly trying to settle the account of this girl's series of mischief, from the moment she rashly appeared in front of the lunar rover to
She promoted all kinds of fallacies through the website of Love Without Borders, and then she deceived and abducted a group of the best experts and scholars on earth to achieve her own ulterior motives. If this series of actions were known to all mankind, she would be thrown into the international court.
She is not allowed to cry for forty or fifty minutes during the shooting. Of course, humans have no right to judge her, and we condone this girl's series of behaviors. But now that the matter is basically over, it is still necessary to educate her.
She must know that she must be responsible if she does similar things in the future, such as the unlucky Draco - in order to prevent humans from discovering that they are in contact with aliens for the first time when they develop super-light observation technology a few hundred years later.
Having been fooled, Sandora resolutely ordered that the actual combat training venue of the Revenge Fleet be changed to the Draco constellation. In more than twenty hours, the place should evaporate.
Of course, in addition to the many righteous reasons mentioned above, another important reason for criticizing Lilina is that I think it is quite interesting. Do you have any objections to Xianji Boring teasing his own lolita?
"Will you realize your mistake in the future?"
Just like every parent who tries to make a smile but hides his smile, after expounding on the shortcomings of Lilina's escaping behavior, I touched the little girl's head with a smile and said something kindly.
Obviously, despite having a soul like a royal sister, Lilina was still used to the life of pretending to be a lolita. She shook her head subconsciously and hummed on the spot. After three or five seconds, she suddenly woke up and nodded quickly:
"I know I was wrong and I won't play like this again."
"What was your main mistake this time?" Qian Qian also tried her best to keep a straight face and pretend to be a good teacher. She began to recall the expression of the person opposite her when she was asked to be kicked out by her class teacher six years ago and tried her best to
She imitated it, regardless of the fact that she was usually a more destructive troublemaker than Lilina - besides, I guess she really didn't know what Lilina's main mistake was, Qianqian was just here to join in the fun.
"You shouldn't make fun of the whole world. You must be responsible for what you have said. The development of civilization cannot be disrupted at will..." Lilina wrung her fingers and repeated one by one what my sister and I had just said to her.
Lilina must be educated on these great evil deeds. She is too used to taking everything seriously and even dares to make fun of the development process of the entire race. This must be educated.
"One more thing," I hit Lilina on the head and pointed at the bottle in Mercury Lamp's hand, "You shouldn't bully Little Lamp. What did you pour into her bottle?"
After the words fell, Mercury Lamp finally realized that there was something wrong with the taste in his mouth, and immediately threw the bottle and rushed over to fight with Lilina.
The criticism meeting couldn't start here. I clapped my hands and stood up, ready to rescue Yakumo Lan, who was already being beaten up by Little Bubbles. Lin Xue suddenly poked my arm and whispered: "
Don’t think too much, it’s a good thing for mankind.”
"I know it's always good to make progress, but Lilina's character needs to be hammered away." I glanced at the person riding on the back of the mercury lamp with a headache, and used a brass key to wind the latter with all my strength, attracting the doll girl.
Lilina kept screaming, "Fortunately, she didn't lie and said that she represented the Ursa Major constellation to conquer the earth. Otherwise, there would be a world war now. When the Shaxian snacks close, do you believe that Sandora can give birth to Lilina?"
have eaten?"
Lin Xue looked at me speechlessly: "Do you have any sense in what you say?"
"Okay, okay, I'm used to it... Anyway, you know what I want to say. Lilina can't be left alone. She is too dangerous for ordinary people."
"At least it's much better than when we first came here," Lin Xue's tone was very relaxed, "Don't worry, I'm watching, she can't play tricks - by the way, you originally planned to let me watch her, right?
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I laughed, and just wanted to answer, but I heard an exclamation of "Wow" not far away, and Yakumo Alan fell to the floor gorgeously: Viska finally succeeded in stabbing her down.
"Don't be too violent," I straightened my neck and yelled to a group of kids on the other side of the living room who were almost crazy enough to reach the ceiling. After confirming that there was no need to rescue Yakumo Lan, I decisively reached out to Lily.
Na's mind went crazy, "Go back and write the examination! Submit it next week!"
The little girl went back to the house as if she were mourning for her heir.
At this time, of course, human scientists did not know that the "Moon Girl" who had brought about earth-shaking changes to their world view was crying and lying in front of the small desk writing examinations. They were completely immersed in the wonder of extraterrestrial life.
After Lilina left those meteorites, the energy fields on the meteorites were completely cleaned up. Scholars can safely observe life samples from another world, such as Azeroth's strawberries, under microscopes and various sophisticated equipment.
Insects or something.
These little things that are completely different from the earth's creatures make people ecstatic. Their cells are very close to the cells of the earth's creatures. However, in order to adapt to the energy environment of another world, their cells contain many organelles whose functions humans cannot guess.
The composition of tissue fluid is also very different from that of life on earth. On the second day after the meteorite samples were cut and studied, scientists also discovered something else, that is, the cell tissue of "extrasolar life" contains two sets of energy systems.
It is the same biochemical energy conversion mechanism as that of earth organisms, and the other set is a "natural energy collection organ" that is more efficient and has greater output, but seems unable to provide energy for organic life itself. To put it simply,
These tenacious organelles can respond to electrical, thermal, magnetic, and even radiant energy and process it directly—and scientists still don't know exactly how these quirky cells process that energy and what they do with it.
I don't know, anyway, they don't think these things can be used to maintain life. This is a very disappointing point for scientists: all biological tissues in the meteorite samples have lost their activity, and they cannot observe with their own eyes how they function while alive.
, there is no way to know what the use of their inexplicable organelles is. The only possibility that the cosmic life experts involved in the study can guess is that the planet these cells come from is full of deadly radiation and electromagnetic field environments, and living things in this kind of environment are
Evolution under the environment will naturally produce functions that can directly utilize the above-mentioned dangerous energy. This may also explain the energy storm that swept the world after those huge "arks" crashed on the moon...
No one would associate these things with magic and elemental energy. Although there are similar things on the earth, the two operate in completely different ways. Even if the beings in the two worlds can learn the skills of the other world, their own bodies
The attributes will not be the same, this is the difference in the world. What's more, how can a group of scientists understand arcane magic? Mathematical arcana is almost the same...
In the first few days, we followed and peeped with great interest...observed the work of earth scientists and watched them study those green rocks almost all night long. Those dedicated researchers proposed countless theories about the system.
The idea of extraterrestrial life and the speculation of the ecological environment of the universe. Due to the limitation of cognitive level, these conjectures and assumptions may be overturned in a few decades. The number that is truly consistent with reality has not exceeded 10% so far. However, for
In terms of the exploration of life in the universe, which has never made progress for many years, this is an indescribable and huge progress.
Among the people, people's enthusiasm for the "moon" and "extrasolar life" has not cooled down over time. Instead, it has continued to rise, and will eventually form a series of complex long-term industries, such as the exploration of extrasolar life.
Various themed websites, media and surrounding industries with famous names. These companies have sprung up like mushrooms after a rain. They have fully taken advantage of the people's novelty psychology and cleverly fermented this power until it is unstoppable. Perhaps some of these emerging companies
Some will slowly shrink as the information flowing to the people dries up, but one-third of them are destined to thrive: they are truly backed by state machinery or scientific research organizations.
Those big shots finally realized that this was a wave destined to sweep through every level of society. Both politicians and civilians had the right to live in this era of exploring the universe. Therefore, for the first time, governments of various countries will discuss the "system".
The research results of "Extralife" have been open sourced.
In fact, there is nothing you can do if you don't open source, because there is a mysterious organization that always broadcasts these research results all over the world within thirty seconds after they get new results. This damn organization is called Love Without Borders, and they have a company called xltv
Mysterious TV station...
This kind of behavior is good for all mankind but has no benefit for the private interests of some countries. It makes many governments angry. Especially a country like the United States that thinks highly of itself with high technology cannot tolerate every one of its satellites being used.
This ghost channel has been occupied wantonly, and the White House has issued three "ultimatums" with harsh words and content that are somewhat baffling to ordinary people, announcing that "a certain" organization is testing the standard line of terrorists...
Lilina resolutely fought back against this by playing the Phoenix Legend Collection every thirty minutes on average on any electronic device that can produce sound in the United States, including the President's mobile phone and the broadcasts from all nuclear bases in the United States.
system.
According to reliable sources, after two days of this fuss, every staff member in the White House was walking with a four-four beat. When the Minister of Defense and the Minister of Foreign Affairs met, it was like a secret code. When the Minister of Defense said something about medicine, the Minister of Foreign Affairs would reply with "Check."
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Facts have proved that when it comes to destructive power, a fully activated Lilina can basically bind more than twenty people together. After my sister and I jointly issued a ban, it was strictly forbidden for Lilina to continue to use her dangerous power.
After the "civilization" thought overturned the world, the girl found another opportunity to deal with her crazy thoughts, which was to use pranks to tease some national governments who tried to take the research results of "extraterrestrial life" as their own. For example, she had never
The United States likes to do this. It is said that her gorgeous counterattack led to the resignation of at least two hundred senior officials in the United States. The White House was furious and tried to raise the banner of anti-terrorism. As a result, it was met with a new round of love without borders.
Suppression, the method of suppression is a typical Lilina style of thinking, as brutal as possible: she has people cut off the spread of all words related to "terrorism" in the United States, including wired telephones and telegraphs, from the White House to the Capitol, as long as
When someone mentions the word "anti-terrorism", all communication lines will filter out these words. This led to the president making twenty calls to the Secretary of Defense to discuss anti-terrorism matters. As a result, every time the phone was connected, he would just say one sentence.
The Secretary of Defense thinks that the President has recently developed a bad taste and calls him in the middle of the night and hangs up as soon as he rings - so the U.S. Secretary of Defense is ignorant. He wants to stay in China for half a month.
I'm not surprised by this kind of phone call.
In short, in the end, the Americans, who have always been proud of their high technology, were blinded. They finally realized that something stranger than the rocks on the moon was shrouding the land of the United States. If they wanted to continue to call on soldiers under the shroud of this power,
If we gather together to fight against terrorism, then the only feasible communication methods should be homing pigeons and beacons.
But the real situation is even more hilarious than that. After hearing my sigh, Lilina said something in a very admiring tone: "The homing pigeon doesn't work either. It will probably be eaten by Sandora before it has flown twenty kilometers."
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Thus, in this gradually weird atmosphere, the world ushered in a new era of change...
Then, we have nothing to do - no one in this world can find where the boundless love is. Let the Americans continue to search for the terrorist organization in their imagination, because the culprit of the whole incident - Lilina,
I have already chained him up and am officially grounded.
Speaking of Lilina, her mood has not been very high these past two days. Originally, even under the lockdown, this girl would have a thirty-minute warm-up fight with a mercury lamp after breakfast every day, and then run around upstairs and downstairs at home.
Or go to the yard to have fun, but she hasn't done that recently. After eating, she stays in her room, indifferent to the teasing of the mercury lamp, and just browses the Internet with a melancholy expression on her face.
Onee-sama is somewhat worried about this, but Lilina is not a character who can speak to others easily. Even to family members, she is used to hiding everything. So after unanimous consultation by the Three Aunts and Six Possessions Promotion Association, onee-sama decided to send
I went to check the truth - that is, to see if Lilina had a bad stomach.
Although in my opinion, Lilina's scourge belongs to the kind of virtue that has been left for thousands of years. Her bad attributes can ensure that she will still be able to create the next generation of human civilization more than 12,000 years after the end of the world, but my sister
You can never disobey your Lord's orders.
After walking into Lilina's room, which was decorated with weird plants everywhere. Although the color was like a girl's boudoir, the atmosphere was like a haunted jungle. I found that the little girl was surfing the Internet, a website entirely in English, which contained the latest research on extraterrestrial life.
Progress - several enlarged cold viruses native to Azeroth, and the upper part of the web page is the theme of this website: a film of a little girl floating in the air, translucent, and silly.
"Boss," Lilina knew who came in without looking back, and waved her hand to me, "This is so touching, it deeply touched a soft girl's heart..."
I was greatly surprised and thought to myself that Lilina had been in a state of low energy for two days. Could it be that she was having sex in her room?
"Look at this," Lilina pointed to a bunch of English phrases on the web page: "A poem dedicated to Moon Girl - although you are gone, we will always remember you.
Arrival... Wuwuwu, I really should have kept my real name at that time, it would have given Artemis the advantage..."
I:"……"
If I had known that this girl was being narcissistic by staying in her room for the past two days, I would have come to join in the fun!
I knew what was going on as soon as I heard what Lilina said.
Due to well-known reasons, the disruption caused by Love Without Borders forced the international community to disclose the research conducted in the "God Factory" in the Pacific Ocean. Most of what happened in the laboratory will be broadcast publicly on the Internet, and even many secret experiments
This is no exception, especially for some videos that do not involve experimental secrets.
For example, Lilina reappeared as the interstellar ghost "Artemis" after the meteorite sample was delivered to the laboratory, and she finally "disappeared" after leaving a desolate "last word" due to "energy exhaustion"
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The glorious civilization that has been destroyed, the lonely ark of life, the last soul of a world, the last words "I just want you to remember that we once existed" before dissipating, and Lilina's beautiful and lovable little face, these
Adding one thing to another, do you know how many tragic romantics it has inspired infinite sorrow?
Anyway, Lilina was narcissistic in the room for two whole days, and she didn’t finish narcissizing the prose poems about herself on the Internet...