Chapter 925 A family that is still very lively today
Chapter 925: A family that is still very lively today
Hakurei Reimu is indeed the only person in history who can be made a god in the name of a city administrator - you should listen to this sentence seriously. In short, she caught Semeimaru Fumi who should be very good at escaping with extremely high efficiency. Not only did she
The criminal suspect was arrested and brought to justice, and he also successfully destroyed the opponent's crime tools and seized all the stolen goods. If this reckless red and white witch (considering that she is a 2p now, we can temporarily call her blue and white... well, let's call her blue and white for the time being...
Kohaku) If she has worked this far, she has undoubtedly made a great contribution. Maybe if I am happy, I can give her a few days off and give her a two-level salary increase, but it is regrettable... If Reimu is not reckless
If so, it wouldn’t be Reimu.
Under the stimulation of ten times his salary, this unscrupulous guy completed his work to a level that completely exceeded his expectations: He even delivered all the collected newspapers to my home!
"That's a really exciting title, Jun."
Sister, holding a newspaper in her hand, looked at this side with a half-smiling expression. Although her voice sounded gentle and gentle, anyone whose emotional intelligence exceeded the legs of the table was trembling at this time. Qianqian was studying the whole story.
The note below the color picture, I am very worried that this girl will destroy world peace. Miss Lin did not have a newspaper in her hand, but she found a kitchen knife from somewhere. Although she knew it was a joke, I still made a mistake.
Cold sweat broke out on her forehead. Anweina was darting around in the pile of newspapers. At this moment, she suddenly floated over and asked hesitantly: "Is the master going to elope? Do you want Anwei?"
Na, prepare some things for the journey? Food, change of clothes, blankets, bedding... Well, can Master take Anweina with him when he elopes? It will be very convenient if there is a maid."
No, you should continue to study how to lay eggs, and one day you will have fresh eggs baked with spices at home.
In addition to these few treasures, several children and breadwinners in the family also took out a few newspapers from the pile and studied them. Pandora and Visca rarely fought, and even looked at each other harmoniously.
It's the same newspaper. If I didn't consider the content of the newspaper, I would really like to take a photo of these twin sisters who are like little angels. The mercury lamp is inconvenient to unfold the newspaper due to its size - in fact, it's because she can't straighten the newspaper even if she straightens her arms.
Paper, so she spread the newspaper on the ground and lay on it to read the real thing. Dingdang jumped up and down on the photo of Shandora and I, and expressed some opinions from time to time. Of course, no one paid any attention to her, even
The floor mats and the refrigerator at home (Cirno had already returned) were all lying there looking at each newspaper. Yakumo Blue protected himself tightly with his tail, as if he was thinking about whether to have sex with some pervert who had changed his mind.
Keeping a distance, Cirno, the little goblin who was always startled, was very calm this time when she saw such heavy news: she didn't know how to read.
I'm lucky that the five protoss gang members are not at home for the time being, otherwise Bingtis's big mouth would have started shouting now, right?
"Okay, okay, you guys still take it seriously?"
Seeing a room full of aunts and grandmothers swaying around Shandora and I with all kinds of subtle looks, I finally couldn't stand it any longer, so I quickly waved my hands and said, "Do any of you still believe Guan Xiwen's news?"
"Hey, you are so uncooperative to surrender so quickly," Miss Lin was the first to sneer dissatisfied, "But I am still in a bad mood. I told you in advance. Don't get me wrong, I am just angry with you.
Interesting things just didn’t call me."
Isn’t it just that I feel unhappy because I haven’t dated you? Is it necessary to beat around the bush like this?
Everyone in the family basically knows how credible Wenwen's newspaper is, so everyone didn't believe the front-page news from the beginning. But it's one thing not to believe it. It's another thing to find it interesting. Obviously
A bunch of idle guys at home who were about to grow mushrooms thought they had found a rare opportunity to relieve their boredom, and they all used this seriously inaccurate news to tease Sandora and I. After all, although the headlines and comments in the newspaper were edited, Wenwen took the photos
The photo is genuine - the inseparable bond between the two people can be seen from dozens of miles apart.
"Okay, okay, stop reading. Just sort these things out and get rid of them. It's not good for this nonsense to spread out." After watching the show for a long time, my sister finally took action and asked everyone to put away those newspapers.
When we got up, everyone was very cooperative, except for a certain ice fairy who protested a little. She felt that the newspaper was her treasure, and she would make a fuss when others snatched it. I had no choice but to give her a few pieces of waste paper and let her tear it up.
Just for fun, this method really worked. The stupid goblin went to squat in the corner obediently, so everyone praised me for my rich experience in handling it. It took me five minutes to realize that what they meant was that someone was almost an expert in taking care of children.
…
As for a reckless miko who failed to achieve anything but failed, no matter how naive she was, she knew that she might have made a small mistake. By the time I thought of her, that guy had long since disappeared.
By the way, he also took away Shemei Wanwen, who had been tied up by Wu Huada.
"By the way, how do you deal with these things?"
Onee-sama pointed at the pile of newspapers in the center of the room and shook her finger, "That daredevil Reimu has them all piled up here."
I looked around and silently handed a fork to Sandora: "Would you like some ketchup?"
Sandora didn't even take the fork: "It's okay, you can eat this plain."
Everyone: "..."
It’s really convenient to have an unlimited capacity trash can at home, right? I just feel guilty...
Shandora's ability in eating is really unparalleled. Even though this girl had eaten four-fifths of the entire Xiaoxi Dessert Shop less than two hours ago, she could still sweep the table at noon, and she was still able to do it.
A table full of newspapers was eaten, but the plates at home were spared this time. Sandora said unprecedentedly that there was no need for snacks this time.
Qianqian is still toying with her xltv. It seems that this enthusiasm will not subside in three or two days. It is said that she has approved the opening of several educational editions, including human education edition, ghost education edition, orc education edition and prenatal education edition.
, obviously this girl’s impression of the classification method of the education channel is very different from the normal world view, so I had to spend a lot of effort to get her to remove the religion section from the education channel. She is also recruiting a large number of professional reporters and hosts,
Directors, entertainment experts and talents that may be used by various media. Looking at the large talent development plan printed out by Qianqian, I think this girl seems quite professional this time. At least she has done the recruitment in advance.
The sequence of actions is correct, but one thing I'm curious about is why she recruited an entire fleet of federal navy to the entertainment channel...
"It's like this. They plan to make a movie," Qianqian Te happily explained to me. "It tells the story of human beings bravely fighting against evil alien invaders. Now let's cast the male lead to the male lead.
We have fully recruited No. 10,000, and when the time comes, we will use Sylvanas to borrow a group of crooked abominations to act as alien invaders."
...Using real troops to act in a war movie, I immediately felt that this might be a large-scale production with unprecedented response. Is Qian Qian, a guy who always serves as the mascot at home, finally planning to become a blockbuster?
This idea lasted for a few minutes, and collapsed after I saw Qian Qian's script, because it was difficult for me to understand that if the evil alien invaders were killed in the fifth minute of the movie, there would be more than 100,000 federal soldiers left.
What else can we do in the next one hundred and ten minutes...
Qian Qian also had an explanation for this: "There should be some acting. When I have time, I will edit it later. If I can't edit it, I can still watch it as an arms advertisement - and there are so many actors, it should take some time to list the cast."
Got it!"
In Qianqian's world view, the cast list needs to be careful and detailed. I think I understand why she wants to recruit 100,000 federal soldiers...
It's hard to say whether Qian Qian's movie will be filmed, because with my sister watching, this girl's whimsical ideas that are too out of the ordinary will probably be shot, but it doesn't rule out that my sister may occasionally be shady, well,
I can't control it, just let them do it. Anyway, the 100,000 federal navy will definitely be more than happy to have such a long vacation in the empire for nothing, just as a benefit to the servants who fight for the empire.
Lilina did not get involved in such interesting things this time. She had been with Dingdang for the past two days. The master and servant mysteriously locked themselves in the room to study some very suspicious things, and sometimes they would go
Shadow City, I stayed in the Temple of the World Tree for most of the day, and I don’t know what fun they have. I think Dingdang may be preparing for the next make-up exam in Creation, because someone recently reported that they were in the World Tree.
Small cosmic fur balls and pink Cerberus were found near the temple. It is difficult to say whether these strange new creatures were created by Lilina and Ding Dong.
"Hula——", a sound of flapping wings came, and a small black and white figure slid from near the ceiling, and then sat steadily on the chandelier in the living room, dangling. It turned out to be a mercury lamp. Fortunately, I had one at home.
A hard-working ghost maid, even the ceiling of the chandelier, a place that basically no one cleans every day, was wiped spotless. Otherwise, such a reckless move like the mercury lamp would definitely make the living room full of smoke again. I waved to the top, little
The puppet quickly fell down with an impatient expression. This guy's expression was completely deceptive.
The little guy is in a good mood today, and you can even see the corners of her mouth curling up occasionally. This is hard to see on this doll who is always very bad-tempered. People can't help but wonder if she has been with Lilina recently.
What a remarkable victory was achieved in the battle.
Now I can’t remember when this extremely irritable doll girl became so obedient. I only know that although Mercury Lamp is still cold-faced and bad-tempered, she has become one of the members of the family’s cute lolita group.
She was a lot more obedient than Lilina. I took the little doll girl off my shoulders, held her under her ribs with both hands, and said, "What's wrong? You're in such a good mood today?"
The mercury lamp suddenly became furious. While forcefully opening my arm, he turned his head and tried to bite me. He kept making threatening sounds in his mouth, just like an angry kitten. Sure enough, no matter how many times he came, it was so interesting.
This guy will completely lose his composure whenever he is lifted high.
"Put me down! You rude guy! How many times do you want me to say this! Don't tease others like children! Damn...bastard, damn, idiot! There will be no end!" Although the doll girl has a pair of brute strength,
But compared with someone, it was obviously not good enough, so I could only curse and punch the air. I felt happy in my heart. I felt that the bad mood caused by a certain Tengu girl and reckless Kohaku in the morning had improved by half in an instant.
So he simply held up the little doll and swayed it up and down: "The doll must look like a doll!"
"Who are you calling a doll? Who are you calling a doll? Who are you calling a doll!" Mercury lamp almost jumped out of control and twisted my arm hard, "I am a noble rose girl, don't compare such high-end dolls with low-level things like dolls.
It’s all mixed up! How many times do you have to tell me, don’t always raise your head nervously and suddenly!”
"Haha, what's the difference? It can be used as a pillow anyway." I was completely amused by this little girl who made her signature three-part complaint when she got excited. I also thought that whenever this guy got into trouble, he would take the initiative to use it as a pillow to ask for leniency.
Funny habit, I was immediately overjoyed, but... as soon as I said this sentence, the surrounding atmosphere seemed to be wrong.
There was a "crack", like the sound of something finally breaking, and then the rose girl in her hand suddenly spread her wings: "You stupid human being is so terrible!!"
Oops, that's too much teasing.
Three minutes later, I was sitting on the remains of the sofa picking chicken feathers from my body. On my shoulders sat the still angry doll girl, who pulled out my hair in the name of helping to pick chicken feathers: Actually, there was one thing that made people very sad.
I'm curious, if this girl is really angry, why is she still sitting on the shoulders of her enemy?
"It's your own fault and you won't survive - this piece of wood is simply because I've been too busy these days."
Miss Lin made such a high-level evaluation of our interaction.
"It turns out that Zhenhong and the others are coming to play at home," I lifted the shoulder where the mercury lamp was sitting, "Yes, you haven't seen each other for more than a month this time, are you quite happy?"
"Who is happy? Those little girls are not here to watch movies." Mercury Lamp kicked me angrily, "Tomorrow I will take them to see Titan Mercury Lamp, do you have any objection?"
Showing off is the original sin of children - by the way, is Chairman Shui, who is hundreds of years old, still considered a child?
"While the master was away, Miss Zhenhong and several other rose girls came to the house several times to look for her," Anweina came over and whispered, "They left a few letters after they found out that the little master of the mercury lamp was not there."
When we heard this, we immediately smiled. It turns out that it is like this. Why do I keep seeing mercury lamp secretly reading something in the past two days? It took me a long time to read letters from my sisters. It is really surprising that the life-and-death rivals back then are so harmonious now.
, I don’t know what kind of letters those rose girls wrote to their sisters.
Having said that, it is still very difficult for me to finish writing a long letter. When I saw those notes, I didn’t know how stressful it was.
While I was happily communicating with Mercury Lamp about the relationship between father and daughter (just listen carefully), a panicked scream from a girl suddenly came from not far away, which suddenly attracted the attention of everyone in the living room: "Wow.
Ah! No, someone come and help me!"
I turned around in shock, and the scene in front of me made me gasp. It turned out that the sound was made by Ciruno. This fool somehow provoked Xiaobubuo who was playing puzzles with Ji Shanshan, and the latter suddenly became attracted to him.
Interested, now the little bubble is hanging on Cirno's back, biting the opponent's top ice wing and refusing to let go. Cirno can't hit or shake it off, with a small bubble hanging on her back.
The girl jumped up and down and exclaimed. Of course, Little Paopao would not be fooled by this technique: together with Ding Dong and the mercury lamp, they could be called the family's cute trio of Gang Teeth, and they were also playing the same role of Gang Teeth as the party leader. Little Bubble's
The bite force was amazing. Even though Cirno was being thrown around in the air as she jumped up and down, Little Bubble had no intention of letting go. The two of them just competed with each other.
And the nanny Ji Xianxuan, who was supposed to be the first to stop Little Bubble at this time, not only did not step forward to start a fight, but instead happily cheered for a certain naive juvenile body host nearby, as if she was happy.
In the end, he even took out a shield and a sword from the king's treasury, and sang a war song from the Sumerian era...
She was finally seeing the second unlucky person other than herself being tormented by the little princess, and she was so happy that she was so happy: You must know that at home, Little Paopao is usually a pistachio with less than 5 combat power, and basically anyone can tease her.
For a moment, the girl was no longer upset. Only she, the legendary ancient queen Ji Xianxiao, became Little Paopao's royal playmate, pillow, nanny, maid, wet nurse, and mobile bottle.
What a grievance it was for the princess to provide shiny toys. How could she not be happy now that she saw Cirno being entangled in the same scary runaway little bubbles as she was then?
This effect is equivalent to when you are caught cheating in an exam by the teacher. When you are called to the office, you look up and see that your best friend in the back seat is being scolded like your grandson. You will suddenly feel much more balanced: Although you may not be saved,
At least you know there is someone else who is as hopeless as yourself...
"Help! Help! Woohoo, this lady is very powerful! Don't bully me!" Cirno was so scared that she ran around because the defense components of the Xiling host will instinctively attack those near the body that exceed the limit.
She was suppressed by the energy, but now she couldn't even blow out a breath of cold air, let alone resist. In the end, this guy was even bitten and cried, "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, I want to go home! I want to go home..."
I'm sure it didn't hurt when this guy's ice wing was bitten. She was just scared: she thought Little Bubble was going to eat her.
"If I were you, I would just give her my wings." Seeing how pitiful Cirno was, I couldn't help but step forward and pat her on the head, "That thing is shiny and has little bubbles to chew on."
He won’t let go.”
"As long as you have wings, you won't eat me?" Cirno glanced at me with tears in her eyes, then turned to look at Little Bubble, who was holding the ice wings and crunching them, and quickly threw away the three pairs of ice crystals with a trembling shoulder.
After coming down, Little Bubble immediately ran back with the pile of trophies, and held up an ice crystal to Ji Shanshan: "Guacridine!"