What kind of existence is the rogue goddess Bingtis, such a weirdo, in the first family?
It’s hard to say, just like many people who hang out with our family all day long, no one can explain how this female gangster became so calm and logical that she became a near-constant tenant or even half of the owner of the family. My sister and I are the same.
That kind of special tolerant character, and the family members who were added later basically took us as the core, and unswervingly implemented the way of being a person who has no heart and no lungs. This led to the first family's
The members are always expanding in an almost elegant way, and the scope is becoming more and more unclear. To be fair, there are only a few mistresses and heads of the family in this family. It is better to count Pandora and a small group, but
In fact, in the minds of my sister and I, anyone who lives in a big house and fights all day long can be considered our family - including a certain ghost maid who will cry and howl in the living room at midnight and the recent
The fox dog who only moved in a few months ago and is always treated as a doormat
Bingtis and the five protoss gangs headed by her are the special envoys of the God Realm stationed in the capital of the empire, and their other identities are Sandora's old bad friends and Dingdang's idiot subordinates, but they act so openly
Having been with my family for so long, I even feel that they are my own family. Monina is a sister who likes to cook and is a bit willful, and Erson is a brother who has a bad mouth and a lot of bad habits.
, Kense is the kind of elder who makes peace with others, while Lin is the timid younger sister who is always bullied by her brothers and sisters but is cared for by everyone. As for Bingtis, she should be regarded as the eldest sister with no character, or almost capable.
As the best friends of the family - this is the strange position of the five members of the God Clan in our family.
Of course, the above can only be regarded as my own feelings, and cannot really be linked to age. It would be meaningless to talk about age with the immortal guys like the Protoss. If you pick a random one among them who can walk upright, he will basically be better than the third person on earth.
A coelenterate has a long history, including Lin, who I bullied as my younger sister...
Because I have become my family. So when Bingtis suddenly told me that he was about to go on an expedition, I didn't react for a moment. When I reacted, I couldn't accept it - of course. I knew it.
This should be a normal thing for her, but she just doesn't feel comfortable. At this time, she can probably imagine why Mercury Lamp and Saeko always get into trouble every time she goes on an expedition. Considering the Protoss' concept of time, I really
I don’t know how many years Bingtis plans to go on the expedition... Even if my whole family has jumped into the circle of immortality now, I really can’t guarantee whether I can adapt to this kind of "come back later" and jump all at once.
Hundreds of years of life.
"As you know, the God Realm has been sending expeditionary troops to various places in the void. Several members of the God Clan form a battle group. One battle group leads hundreds of high-level servants of the gods. Several battle groups then form a battle sequence, with the battle sequence as the unit.
, we take turns embarking on expeditions. Endlessly attacking the abyss defense line anywhere in the entire void," Bingtis said. "Actually, when it comes to the history of war, your empire's history is incomparable to that of the gods. We and the abyss
Even Father God himself can hardly remember the time of fighting. According to the expedition timetable obtained not long ago, I have been incorporated into the expeditionary force and serve as the supreme commander of a battle order. Well, that is, leading a group of soldiers.
This concubine is quite familiar with helping my younger brother to make trouble. In fact, this task is quite boring. Leading new recruits is always not as fun as leading a bunch of old gangsters out to play in the gym. But that's the rule. Strong strength
The high-level gods are obliged to lead ordinary gods to fight against the abyss in order to quickly cultivate qualified soldiers."
After thinking about it, he was a little uninterested: "Sometimes I feel that you are not like gods. Although you have the authority to manage the world, look at what you do, repair houses, collect rent, accept customer complaints, and have to do things at any time.
You guys are fighting with the evil forces who have invaded the community, and they will go on an expedition when they say it, and even being a police officer in the city is more leisurely than you."
"There is no way, we are gods
Bingtis said what may be the most philosophical thing he has ever known me, "Mortals will always pray to their Lord when they can't survive, so who will save God?"
I was immediately struck speechless by the cruel religious truth that came my way. I thought to myself that the tens of millions of years of life experience of this guy in front of me was really not something to boast about. It was the first time I saw him squatting on a stone with a toothpick in his mouth and he could still hold it.
One sentence about complaining about work shows a Socratic style of fierceness.
"God has the hardest job in the void, bar none," Bingtis almost chewed the toothpick in his mouth, "because we don't have another higher-level idol to pray to or fantasize about. Every god needs to learn how to
The first thing is: You are the last mountain. When everything is leaning on you, the only thing you can do is not to fall. This sentence is written in every textbook in the divine world. Let us start from
From the beginning of literacy, he realized that he could never give up on all his missions. Therefore, no matter how good a god he is, he would never make a mistake within the scope of his responsibilities. Even that messy and strange Tinker Bell once had a world where he could not give up.
Of course, you probably don’t know about the endless work experience due to wrong tree parameters.”
...I have absolutely no idea.
"God, the first of the final dogmas is to never shirk one's responsibilities," Bingtis suddenly stood up and faced the bonfire in the distance, with a strange look on his face, and his long silver-white hair flying in the sea breeze.
The moonlight reflected a silvery glow, and the ruffian female gangster finally looked as holy as a goddess at this moment, "After all, we have no room for shirk, who made us gods. This is why the gods regard the Xiling apostles as their best friends.
, because you are the only ones who talk about God only when they curse others..."
"The Xiling apostle from the old empire still cursed people?" I said awkwardly.
"You think? They also have tempers."
"Then when will you leave?" I looked at Bingtis, who was as radiant as the moonlight goddess under the night, and said in a somewhat depressed mood. After all, this is my best friend, and he suddenly said he was going to leave.
Nothing is lost.
"Soon, there will be military orders." Bingtis sighed softly and looked up at the moon. "Probably more than two thousand years later."
…
At this moment, I was as stupid as the big rocks full of pits and valleys around me. In the rustling sea breeze, I started to look back and forth with three-quarters of the whites of my eyes at this female gangster who was still looking like a moon goddess with a melancholy look on her face.
I was thinking about how I could beat her - let me tell you, if I hadn't been able to beat her, I would have turned against her!
You should never have discussed timescales with this guy in the first place!
"Damn, you made me depressed for a long time in vain, do you know?"
Squatting on the rocks, he said angrily. Bingtis glanced at me in surprise: "Ah? Are you still depressed just now? It seems that I treat you as my buddy for nothing. You are so loyal."
! But isn’t this something worth worrying about? Two thousand years! In another two thousand years, I will have to live the exciting life of beating people’s brains out on the front line. Don’t you think this is a beautiful girl?
Is it a particularly cruel thing? Two thousand years have passed in the blink of an eye!"
"Then you blink really slowly."
He rolled his eyes at Bingtis rudely and turned towards the largest bonfire to accompany his daughters. Now it was filled with smoke. Optimistically, it may be that the group of Nagas finally jumped and buried themselves in it...
…
It seems that these guys in the family have been suppressed for too long. For a otaku who is naturally bored, being bored at home may not be a big deal, but for a family where 80% of the members have a serious excess of energy, it is
Yan. Not traveling for half a year is an unimaginable disaster, especially for Qian Qian. She most likely inherited the genes from an archaeologist from her father. Her favorite thing is to run around.
She and her father were almost carved out of the same mold, except that they didn't dig up ancestral graves. So today finally got a chance to have fun. She was very energetic, and the bonfire party lasted until around 11 o'clock at night.
Finally, they set off fireworks with great enthusiasm...
The fireworks on Quel'Danas can definitely eclipse the fireworks show anywhere on earth. The world has the clearest night sky, this island has the most pleasant sea breeze, and more importantly, we have the most beautiful scenery around us.
The most powerful mage of Dalaran and the most imaginative commander in chief.
When Qianqian set off all the ordinary fireworks she brought from the earth into the sky, the mages and druids from Silvermoon City and the Salvation Army base were aroused with enthusiasm for a relatively innovative giant magic.
The teacher first fired an exploding fireball into the sky, and then others followed suit. All kinds of weird magic missiles began to shoot into the sky in an endless stream. Once again, I saw from these innovative Salvation Army soldiers that magic can still be done.
In this way, those arcane missiles launched in clusters, exploding into a large ball of bursting fireballs, lightning chains woven into patterns, and even the fire phoenix soaring into the sky with brilliant arcane light all over Quel'Dana's mind.
The night here was rendered like an abstract painting by Van Gogh. Except for a few mages who threw ice arrows into the sky and were knocked down and beaten, the fireworks show was almost perfect.
Of course, there are also people who are dissatisfied with fireworks, such as Pandora and Viska. After many attempts to secretly set up anti-aircraft guns in the corner, these two little girls were ordered not to throw anything into the sky.
It was originally just an ordinary beach vacation, but it was turned into a grand event on Quel'Danas by Qian Qian, a young girl with special talents. It was like a carnival that broke out without warning. Later.
This has slowly turned into a festival that has spread throughout the world of Azeroth. In the second month of autumn every year, all races in Azeroth will set off fireworks, hold barbecues and bonfire parties, and respected mages also
Take to the streets and perform magic sparks for civilians for free. All beaches will burn a huge bonfire that can last all night to commemorate this day on Quel'Danas. Things in the world are so wonderful, you are completely
I can’t imagine why some inconspicuous things would eventually become a custom, or even a global culture. The origin of the Dragon Boat Festival is just a group of fishermen on the Miluo River. The firecrackers during the Spring Festival may just be some naughty child’s whim.
On the festival day, he threw a few pieces of bamboo into the fire - he might have fried his hands. December 25th was Christmas, but in fact it was just to celebrate the birthday of the Son - so January 25th was still
How come no one celebrates the full moon of Jesus?
To put it bluntly, things like festivals and culture are just the whims of a group of people. After the amplification of the butterfly effect and the polishing of time, they become the restlessness of a group of people. Later, residents of the world of Azeroth also studied this
The origin of the festival comes from the blood elves insisting that since the first autumn fireworks took place on the island of Quel'Danas, there is no doubt that this festival was promoted by the blood elves. The trolls believe that this festival should be attributed to the first autumn fireworks that night.
The giant magician who threw exploding fireballs into the sky and the goblin took out some old account books to list how much economic contribution their clan made that night, but later on the naming rights of this festival still fell into Qianqian's hands.
With a stroke of his pen, Qian Qian decided to designate this day as the Azeroth Mid-Autumn Festival...
This is simply a disaster in the history of culture, because people who came from Azeroth have never been able to figure out who has the correct Mid-Autumn Festival on Earth or Azeroth. In their traditional customs, August and fifteenth
Like a hook...
Of course, the above are all things for later.
The second day of the family trip. As always, I was lying on the beach with the two elders, Ilson and Kenser, sunbathing. Like three decadent retired cadres, Ilson did not ask anyone to bury him today.
In the sandpit, because last time he was buried for twelve hours by his sister using curses and quicksand spells, but he was still wearing his golden armor that was probably already grown in his flesh. When the sun shone in, it looked as bright as
The sun was shining at twelve o'clock at noon. Kenser felt that the sun was not evenly basking on his body, so he specially looked for an angle next to Ilson. I don't know how such an old man with a face like Zeus could be so ruthless to do such a thing.
As for me, I tried to stay away from these two idiots who were no longer old, hiding under the cool sun umbrella and taking care of the ghost maid lying softly on the sun lounger.
The finale of last night's fireworks show was provided by Anweina - she was knocked down.
"Master, as the maid, Anweina should be taking care of you, right..."
The little maid on the balcony said weakly, her face full of frustration. Yesterday Qianqian played more and more crazily, and in the end the entire island of Quel'Danas was like a carnival. This made the ghost maid who was already afraid of strangers even more unhappy.
We dared to get close to the ground, but we didn’t dare to leave the island, so we could only turn into crows and circle in the sky. As a result... we actually set off fireworks. This was a disastrous moment. I still clearly remember that I was starting from the tail.
The scene where Yakumo Aran, who was shaking the sand from inside out, was smashed into the sand pit by a big crow that fell from the sky. The little ghost was a spirit body, but it was not injured. It was just that the mental damage was more serious. Now it looks sluggish. Yakumo Aran is better than her.
Much more serious——
Glancing back, the nine-tailed fox girl had a huge pink taut head on her head, her neck was still tilted to the left, and she was shaking her tail tremblingly. Her head was because Anweina had given it to her last night.
If she hit it on the wrong side, she would shake the sand by wagging her tail. This fox doesn't seem to like the beach very much, because the fine sand blown by the sea breeze here will always get under her fur. As a canine that has begun to walk upright,
, this is just as annoying as being bitten by a mosquito on the sole of your foot.
"Master, has Anweina made it difficult for the master again?" Seeing that I didn't reply for a long time, the ghost maid couldn't help but asked cautiously. I knocked on the other party's forehead: "You can rest well to make me worry less. This
This time I let you come out to relax. You usually do all the housework at home, so you should take a vacation. Of course, I will find you a quieter place to vacation next time. It seems that you really have a rest in this environment.
not good."
Anweina said "Hmm" happily and continued to lie down on the sun lounger counting her hair. I quietly sneaked into Yakumolan's side with a bad smile and reached out to rub her ears:
This fox is actually very timid. If it suddenly attacks its ears, all the hair on its tail will explode, which is really fun.
"Please don't do such an ungraceful thing, Mr. Chen Jun, the fox's six senses are very keen," Lan's fox ears twitched slightly, then raised a tail and patted my leg gently,
"In addition, I can already tell you are approaching from the sound of footsteps. Please don't make such jokes in the future. If you want to touch your ears, you can just ask..."
After thinking for a while: "Did you develop this skill because you often had your shoes shined?"
The fox girl's ears instantly stood up, and then her nine tails started to take turns slapping my feet like Hot Wheels. Suddenly, dust flew up: Is this guy so bold?
At that moment, I was filled with anger and fear. I caught the right moment and grabbed a tail that was passing by in front of my eyes and began to pluck the hair down. Lan suddenly turned over with a "ouch" and rushed forward, grunting like anger.
puppy, and then a man and a fox dog got into a fight - that's how it should have been.
But in fact, as soon as I grabbed the opponent's tail, the eldest lady appeared in front of me in a flash of space and kicked her: "Okay, you are actually sexually harassing a fox here!"
Yakumo Lan was instantly killed and lay down in the sun with his head hanging down.
"What's wrong?" I glanced at Lin Xue, and then sighed, "Let me guess, the fallen apostles launched a massive attack, an abyss appeared in a certain world, or a series of explosions occurred in a base in Shadow City... I said it must be possible
Something goes wrong, your prophecies will definitely become ineffective if mixed with your ability to cause trouble."
After being together for such a long time, I know Lin Xue very well, and this girl basically can't hide her worries in front of me. Her face doesn't look like she's fine. How can I put it, she is really a troublemaker.
Body.
"You can't say a few nice words," the eldest lady kicked me lightly, "There is no problem within our territory, the problem is within the fallen apostle camp. This does not contradict my prophecy -
—Now there is good news, reliable news from the third intelligence core, something went wrong within the fallen apostles."