There are many painful things in the world, but I think one of them must be one, which is suddenly falling asleep while holding your child to sleep - as a responsible and caring father, you don't even dare to move at this time
, because there are only two creatures that are the hardest to coax in the world, one is the naughty child, and the other is the naughty child's mother - you see, the naughty child is still ahead of her mother, and if this naughty child does not have a mother, it will be a double naughty child.
It’s so hard to coax.- -./- -./
Insomnia has really troubled me this night...
Of course, if you want to ask if there is anything more painful in the world than sudden insomnia while holding a child to sleep, then I tell you, there is also: it is when you finally fall asleep, the child in your arms wakes up, and is very energetic
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I fell asleep in a daze when the sky was dark. It felt like only a few minutes had passed before the bed began to stir, and then I heard the mercury lamp whirring in my ears: "Idiot! Get up.
Come on! Go downstairs for dinner!”
I opened my eyes in a daze and found that it was already bright outside. The doll girl was sitting on my chest with her hair disheveled. Her deep rose-red eyes were shining brightly and she looked full of energy: "Hey, why do you look listless?"
of?"
"I had insomnia last night," I yawned. I wasn't mentally exhausted, but I had developed the habit of following a normal human schedule. Suddenly I didn't sleep much all night, and I always felt weird. "Look.
You seem to have slept well."
"Idiots can also suffer from insomnia?" Mercury Lamp jumped out of bed. Only then did I notice that she had changed into a new princess dress today. She might have bought it when she went out to play yesterday. Needless to say, it belonged to a certain Barbie doll.
What is included in the suit, "Okay. Let's eat first. After eating, you can come back and sleep for a while. You can't do it without eating..."
This nagging look really sounded like a precocious daughter trying to teach a lazy father a lesson. I smacked my lips. But I couldn’t remember what happened last night and suddenly lost sleep. I only remembered that the mercury lamp was telling me what she had seen. Then...
...It seems that I suddenly heard some inexplicable things, such as the other side, signals, bridge construction and so on. Could it be that my insomnia is due to those few auditory hallucinations?
When I went downstairs to eat, I told everyone about my insomnia. The general opinion of the people was: It turns out that even those who are short-sighted sometimes suffer from insomnia. This view was undoubtedly the first to come up with this view.
Then I received enthusiastic responses from many people, which was really depressing. Sandora was the only one who was serious. She also thought it was strange that I would have insomnia: As a void creature, my spirit has long mutated to the point that it does not meet the requirements.
As far as any theoretical model is concerned, the possibility of being interfered by external factors is zero. In other words, as long as my biological clock decides to sleep, basically the world will not let me lose sleep for a second. Therefore, my insomnia last night was worth it.
Research, but she couldn’t find anything: I only remember three words that I vaguely heard, and now I’m not sure whether those three words were spoken by the mercury lamp or whether I heard them wrong (little doll)
She couldn't remember what she said yesterday at all. She talked a lot. Besides, one of the biggest characteristics of this guy is that he will never remember what he said before going to bed at night. When he wakes up the next morning), with just such a few clues, Shandora certainly knew everything.
I can't analyze it anymore. Qianqian does have her own ideas. She thinks this is related to the void cataclysm...
Then no one paid attention to her. Ever since the last time she linked the abyss mutation to the Void Cataclysm, which caused people to panic, Qianqian has become a habit in the past two days. She is so neurotic that she associates everything with the Void Cataclysm.
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After breakfast, Lan came to say hello to me and said that she was going back to Yakumo Murasaki to stay with her for a few days.
"I've been here for a long time, and I'm a little worried about Master Zi." The fox said with a smile, holding two small packages in his hands. He was still wearing the collar he just put on yesterday - it looked particularly conspicuous.
"I brought gifts for Murasaki-sama and Reimu-sama, and I sent them with them as well. It's been a lot of trouble over the past few days, so I really appreciate your taking care of them."
I raised my eyebrows: "Why does it sound like you're gone and never come back?" Don't mention it, it would be a pity if the fox doesn't come back. From now on, the family will be missing a doormat, and I will be missing a warm person.
The blanket for my feet, Qianqian is missing a fox dog, Xiaopao is missing a stuffed toy, Xiaoqian is missing a fox sister, and a random person in our family is missing a pillow... Well, I suddenly feel that Lan is not afraid.
Is it going to be an evacuation?
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but reach out and touch Lan's head. The fox girl's ears suddenly twitched: she thought I was going to touch her ears. "Well, you've been working really hard these days in our house..."
Lan looked confused, with a question mark almost hitting her head. She didn’t know where my thoughts were jumping to, but continued my previous question: "Of course not, I will be back soon. Now, am I here?"
It’s been too long to live here…”
"No, no," I waved my hands quickly, not embarrassed to admit how many impolite things I had thought of just now, "Go and tell Reimu and ask her to take care of those monsters from time to time, especially that drunkard Suixiang. Last time I was there
The gold-encrusted rose almost got into a fight with Yang Guo when she was drunk, and even said: "I'll give you a hand!" You know how hurtful this sentence is. Also tell Zi, I don't mind if she is at work
I don’t mind her sleeping at her duty station, and I don’t even mind her sleeping until she gets off work, but it’s not appropriate for her to carry Zhang Simmons into the venue during a meeting at the Hub Management Center - although the work was done well.
, but can she take the boss’s face into consideration a little bit?”
Lan's expression was very stiff, and his tail was frozen in mid-air: "...Um, okay...ok."
Xiaoxue also came over to say goodbye to Lan Yiyi. After the latter promised to come back in a few days, she smiled widely, then grabbed the fox's tail and rubbed it: "Haha, yes, in the future, I will be with you from childhood to adulthood.
You are the nanny of Xiaoqian and I who are staying at home. Sister Fox, please come back soon and I will teach you how to braid Chinese knots with tails..."
When Lan heard this, he turned around and ran away without saying a word. He was as fast as the rumors said. A yellow light flashed and he disappeared...
Qian Qianrui scooped her head next to me and bumped my arm: "What do you think Yakumo Purple should do if she sees the collar around Lan's neck?"
"If you see it, you'll see it. Look, there's a bell on Viska's neck." As soon as she finished speaking, Viska next to her shook her head happily, and the bell on her neck jingled. She liked this little one very much.
Toy, although Pandora despises it.
Qianqian glanced at me cautiously: "But you didn't notice there was a line of words on the collar? It was engraved with 'Chen Jun's family'..."
Me: "...Auntie, why didn't you tell me earlier!"
"Also, the gift she prepared for Zi included a pack of dog biscuits..."
I lay on the table with a stiff face: with the speed of the fox and the convenience of space teleportation, I am afraid that she would have met Zi within a minute. At this time, it would be too late to do anything. Maybe all the monsters will know about them soon.
My new landlord is a monster who keeps a fox fairy girl as a pet dog. By the way, there is also a story about the monster, so I think the whole world knows about it...
Just when I was starting to figure out whether to kill someone or not, I suddenly saw a small blue figure flashing past the kitchen door from the corner of my eye, and I quickly patted my head: "Cirno!"
The blue figure fell from the air, then ran over and shouted loudly: "I didn't steal the cake, and I didn't knock over the soy sauce bottle in the kitchen. I went to deliver frozen tofu to the kitchen - okay
,What's up?"
Me: "..." Is this guy's lack of heart even more serious than before?
"Where did you go yesterday? You didn't see anyone all day long."
As I spoke, I picked an ice wing from Cirno's back with ease, stirred it into the orange juice at hand, chilled it and put it back in for her. The whole process went so smoothly that the ice fairy didn't even react.
Come here. Why do I suddenly feel that my sins are particularly serious - after Yakumo Blue, there is another poor guy around me who is regarded as a strange object.
Well. Ever since the day she came to my house as a refrigerator, this guy has been reduced to a household appliance...
"I went to play with Dajiang! Then...then I asked someone to duel with me, eh? Who did I want to duel with? Why can't I remember..."
Let me go, who did this poor kid fight with? He was beaten and lost his memory, right?
Cirno is also one of the guests at home. But her presence is really low. The main reason is that this guy is positioned as an electrical appliance at home, and his main duty is to provide everyone with cold drinks - so since November, she has basically
She no longer has a sense of presence. And this guy doesn't usually communicate with her family. She is content to play the role of household appliances at home. During her break, she will rush to Avalon to play with her friends for a long time.
He just went there and ignored her, not even realizing that he was living in someone else's house. Over time, half of the people in the house forgot that there was a goblin living in the house. Later, Anweina thought that Cirno should be given something to do, but she continued to freeze popsicles and
It is obviously unrealistic to be an air conditioner (it is emphasized here that Cirno is a magical creature who dares to go out to sell popsicles on the street with a basin of popsicles even when it is snowing outside. She couldn't sell the popsicles for three months without even realizing it was...
Winter is coming), so our maid lent Cirno to the kitchen and asked her to be responsible for keeping the food fresh and making frozen tofu.
The result is that now we only think of Circle Nine when we want to eat frozen tofu.
"This is a gift for you."
I took out a cardboard box from my pocket and handed it to Cirno, "Everyone in my family went out to play yesterday and came back to share the stolen goods... Well, you were not at home when the gifts were distributed, so I put them away for you first."
"A gift?" Cirno looked at the box in her hand blankly, looking very confused, and then her eyes suddenly brightened, "A gift? For someone else? Someone else also has a gift? Really? Not a lie?"
How much lack of love does this poor child usually have...
"What is this?" Cirno happily took the paper box. This gift was brought back by her sister. I guess only the careful sister at home would remember that we have such a dull resident.
Oh, by the way, Anweina should also be able to remember: every day she cooks, she has to say hello to Ciruno, who is the kitchen freezer.
"Shaving ice machine." I demonstrated the small machine to Cirno. "It can turn large pieces of ice into fine ice flakes. Xiaobubu has modified it for you. Now it uses special energy and can be used without electricity.
Used it. Don’t you like to make all kinds of cold drinks? This one is better than yours..."
Before I finished speaking, Cirno was already fiddling with the portable ice shaver with bright eyes, and she was very happy: "Ah ha, it's such a powerful thing, I want this. It can grind ice cubes... I'll give it a try...
…”
Then she conveniently broke off a piece of ice wing from behind and stuffed it into the shaved ice machine. She gestured and asked me: "Did you press the yellow button?"
Me: "..." This unlucky kid has been bullied so much that he is used to taking off his ice wings and rubbing ice flowers into them?
After some tinkering, Cirno finally succeeded in making ice flowers that were finer and more even than those she had made before, and she was very happy. And I once again had a new understanding of this child's intelligence: this shaved ice machine only has one place.
She actually studied the ice cube box and a single button for fifteen minutes! How did she develop her self-care ability? How many times would she starve to death if no one took care of her!
"Cirno likes this gift!" The ice fairy happily held up the shaved ice machine and ran around me. "You are so kind. Everyone is a good person..." This is the first time I have seen someone give out a good person card.
With aoe capability.
At this time, I suddenly saw Paopao dragging Little Paopao past me. The former raised his little face and looked arrogant, while the latter was carrying a small schoolbag and was being dragged by his mother in a daze.
Behind him was Ji Shanshan. That guy was also carrying a schoolbag. I was immediately surprised: "What are you doing?"
"Have you ever seen me sending my children to school?" Paopao rolled his eyes at me, "I'm the only one who still remembers this. I'm afraid you've forgotten it a long time ago. I've already completed the procedures and got everything for Little Paopao.
Today I will send her to the Imperial Military Academy for classes. Well, Jill will also follow her, as a companion."
"Is it okay if I don't go?" Ji Xianxuan glanced at Paopao pitifully, and the latter immediately raised her eyebrows like a landlady in the old society: "Okay, but from now on until Xiaopao graduates, you can only eat
Pickle flatbread.”
It took Paopao to remind me that I finally remembered it. There was also the matter of Xiaopao enrolling in school, and this matter was discussed with me at the beginning. We all know that Xiaopao is a mutated Xiling host.
She can super-evolve other imperial equipment, but she herself cannot learn the production skills that a normal Xiling host should have. In addition, it may also be due to mutation, the growth direction of Little Bubble is abnormally deviated, and she is more than three years old.
She has learned many skills that only fifteen or sixteen year olds can master, but in terms of language, she has just learned to call mom and dad. So Paopao suggested that the child be sent to school, at least to be with other children.
It can make her personality mature earlier. At first, we planned to let her go to preschool and play with the children brought by the heroic leaders of the macro world, and we also tried this - but later this attempt failed because
Little Paopao learned nothing except being better at playing, and he also used his abilities to successfully trick seventy or eighty naughty children into missing a whole day of class, which almost caused a panic incident - we realized that we couldn't let one
Xiling hosts with powerful abilities are mixed with ordinary children who lack self-control.
So Little Bubble was finally dragged by her mother to the registration office of the Imperial Military Academy... I felt this was even more ridiculous!
This child can't speak, so why don't you let her go to the military academy? While having fun with Niba, learn how to lead an army or govern a country from talented elites from all over the world? She really won't turn the entire military academy upside down.
?
However, before I could question this, Pao Pao had already led his daughter and nanny into the portal leading to the Shadow City, and Sandora told me another thing that deserves more attention: "Ajun, deep dive
The ship has self-destructed."
This news was immediately ranked at the top of all events and had the highest priority. My sister and Qianqian also knew that this was a big deal, so they stopped doing their chores. Soon, the whole family came to Shadow City.
, and then teleported directly from the dedicated channel to the edge world where the deep-diving test was conducted. When we arrived, Tavel was already waiting. Perhaps she had not left the test site in the past few days since the start of the test.
No one has any doubts about the self-destruction of the deep submersible ship. This was originally planned. The deep submersible ships we are manufacturing now are disposable products with various flaws. The probability of returning is zero - fact
It does not store the navigation data required for return at all. In addition to collecting data in the abyss, the value of this prototype ship is also to test how far the deep-submersible ship manufacturing technology currently mastered by the New Empire can go.
.It will inevitably self-destruct, and what we want to know is when it will self-destruct.
After completely submerging into the abyss, the deep submersible ship was cut off from the material world. No one knew what happened to it, or even whether it had been destroyed. The only way to confirm the fate of the deep submersible ship was to wait at the abyss.
Near the door, wait for the navigation signal of the "Drift Bottle" to come from inside. When this signal appears, it can be determined that the deep submersible ship has been completely destroyed, and the time period of the deep submersible ship's destruction can be determined based on the "Drift Bottle"'s first voyage log.
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Five days have passed since the start of the deep dive operation, and just ten minutes ago, the outpost waiting outside the Gate of the Abyss received the first "drift bottle" that successfully surfaced near the Gate of the Abyss.
A signal to request salvage. The "drifting bottle" is a safe database with a ** engine. Its return speed is faster than the deep-diving speed. So according to calculations, the deep-diving ship disintegrated about a day and a half ago, that is to say
, it persisted in the abyss environment for a total of three and a half days.
This is not a very good result, but it is not too bad - because three and a half days means that it successfully crossed the boundary called the watershed: the shallow zone of the abyss. (To be continued. If you like this
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