The first thousand two hundred and forty-four chapters will not die if you don't do it
The situation of my sister’s deification has been basically understood. What can I say about the whole incident? It’s a bit beyond my expectation. It seems that what happened at home in the past month has been ups and downs and complicated enough. If I hadn’t led someone on an expedition,
In the world of Merova, this incident will probably cause a lot of trouble for me. Of course, if I had not led people to go on an expedition, my sister's loss of control of her divine power would probably not have happened.
I don’t know what kind of consequences the people who replied “I cried out of laughter” and “I laughed out loud” to onee-sama’s post got in the end, but I don’t think they need to worry about it. After several crazy accidents,
After the baptism of the incident and the operation in the past few years, Da Ai Wujiang is now a quite mature and sophisticated organization. In addition, in addition to the imperial people, more of the organization is drawn from the servant army and is good at dealing with such "unusual"
"Normal situation" people, this allows Da Ai Wujiang to have a very strong and professional ability to deal with the aftermath, and those guys who were unlucky enough to be tricked have been properly accommodated. Bingtis was still sighing, but fortunately the reply did not say "laugh to death"
", otherwise the aftermath of the entire incident would have gone up two levels in an instant. But even though it didn't make me laugh to death, the complexity of the matter at the time was enough to cause a headache, because it is said that there were more than a dozen people on the home page of the post.
Lou’s reply was this: Grab the front row angrily! You won’t get pregnant if you have sex...
Fortunately, it takes ten months for human beings to conceive. Fortunately, no signs of pregnancy will be revealed in a short period of time. Fortunately, Great Love has settled the whole incident in the first half of the month. Otherwise, my sister might have an "abortion messenger" this time.
God's position...
This time the matter has something to do with "god", and the most active person in the family is of course Lilina. This evil loli is already a severe religious paranoid. As long as she is involved in anything related to religion, she can happily get involved. Now.
She has already started planning to establish a new religious department to track the deification of her sister and make proper use of this deification resource. Just like she did with Little Crow.
"Speaking of which... if one more person is deified, a sect will be established. How will our family be in chaos in the end?"
I don’t have any objections to Lilina’s grand plans. On the contrary, this girl can solve my most troublesome problem. I still support it. But when I think about how many people in my family will be made into small wooden plaques and plaster figures in the future,
Putting three sticks of incense on the table in the morning and evening, I couldn't help but feel a chill coming from the depths of my soul: Do you think I will one day be made into a photo sticker and printed on the church's small advertisement?
Even if you accept this setting, you still can't stand such chaos!
"This is inevitable. How can you be a god if you are afraid of trouble." Lilina sat in front of the coffee table with an expression on her face. She didn't know when there were already piles of files almost as tall as her on both sides, and she was playing with her data terminal in her hand.
, "Think about the Pantheon in Rome. There are so many gods packed into a small patch of land on the earth, and each god has its own worship system. What's more, we have so many true gods here, and you still have such a big one.
Territory. It is optimistically estimated that sooner or later the empire will establish a department similar to the Pantheon, which will be responsible for the overall planning of the sects and beliefs of the Xiling God System - just like what the Pope is doing now. But now the Pantheon still has
It has not been established, and there are not so many Xiling gods to deal with, so let me solve it alone for the time being."
"Um... it sounds like a big project..." I was leisurely fascinated by the prospects described by Lilina. The glorious future of the Xiling God System seemed to have appeared in front of me. Bingtis across from me was holding a hot water bottle.
Looking here silently, he suddenly said: "What this little girl said is really right. Such a department is indeed needed to coordinate all the belief systems within the Protoss. We have a Pantheon in the Star Territory.
This. But we all call it the household registration office. In addition, Pantheon sometimes does some temporary work on the street. After all, once the pantheon matures, the work that needs to be done every day is very boring and simple. When there is nothing to do, Pantheon's
People collectively go to the community to participate in voluntary labor..."
Me: "...Can't you just let my glorious brainstorming last a little longer?"
"I'm just giving you a vaccination in advance. God's daily life is not that great," Bingtis swayed on the sofa. Then he suddenly howled bitterly: "I'm depressed! I'm depressed!"
I didn’t expect that a goddess would also suffer from depression. But if you think about it, it’s understandable. It’s impossible for anyone to be a month-old aunt without being depressed. When I think of this female gangster having such a day, why do I want to laugh so much?
?
But after watching Bingtis acting around for a long time, I suddenly came up with an idea: "I said... Bingtis, why don't you try to transform into that big lolita form? You don't
Did you just avoid the trigger of the curse?"
I believe everyone has not forgotten that the rogue goddess Bingtis actually has a second form.
Bingtis was stunned. She had never thought of this. Then she saw the female gangster snap her fingers, and a blur of light mist enveloped her whole body. The mist shrank rapidly, and Bingtis's body also shrank rapidly.
, the clothes on her body deformed as if they were fluid. After a moment, the hot-figured goddess Yujie disappeared in front of everyone, and was replaced by a beautiful big lolita with long hair that fell to the ground.
The shadow of Bingtis can be seen, but it is exactly what the latter looked like when she was a child. Her gorgeous black evening dress has also been replaced by a black princess skirt, which is consistent with the current lolita form of this female gangster.
A big lolita with blood-colored eyes, an arrogant expression, but a small stature. The overall image is extremely cute.
The young version of Sister Bing jumped down from the sofa, pressed her already slim breasts, lowered her head and looked at her feet, and the first thing she said was: "Hey mom, I can see my feet."
The atmosphere at the scene was very lively. Except for the unenlightened girls in the family, every girl who could see her feet when lowering her head all day long expressed that they wanted to kill her...
Bingtis, a carefree guy, was of course unaware of the surrounding atmosphere. She just jumped on the spot twice briskly, feeling relaxed all over. She suddenly showed a look of surprise: "Ah ha! It really works! Let me just say, this
How can there be no loopholes in half-finished magic!" As she said that, she rushed towards me again: "Why didn't you tell me earlier! Why didn't you tell me earlier!"
"I didn't know you didn't think of this for a whole month," I hurriedly avoided the bear hug of this female gangster. Even though my figure has turned into a washboard, this guy's habit of hugging others has not changed at all.
, if the original form was okay. At least there was a soft cushion, but in this form... I was really afraid of being panicked, so I could only avoid it, "Take it easy, pay attention to your appearance. Sandra will use it later."
Your hair helped you on the table, don't blame anyone for reminding you."
Bingtis regained her freedom. She no longer cared about the details. She only jumped up and down with joy. It took her a long time to calm down. She immediately ran to the refrigerator and came back with a full basin of ice cream and iced drinks - she saw
I sympathized with her in this scene. The power of my sister's curse was so contrary to the laws of nature that such a majestic goddess was forced to do this.
Bingtis sighed contentedly while holding the cold drink, and then smiled at her elder sister and said: "Ha, I'm not afraid of your curse now. I don't believe that I will be a aunt now in my underage form..."
As soon as these words came out, I had an ominous premonition, and everyone around me instantly fell silent.
After a while, Bingtis, who was in the form of a big lolita, put on the blanket again, picked up her hot water bottle, and leaned on the sofa as sickly as Lin Daiyu, crying, and mumbling to herself.
: "I'm so mean-mouthed, I'm so mean-mouthed..."
I sympathized so much that I stepped forward and pressed the head of the big lolita Bingtis: "If you think about it wisely, the curse will be lifted in half a month at most..."
Bingtis shook his head and stared at me with his blood-red eyes: "I don't care! I want to eat ice cream! I have been saving these things for a month, and I didn't even have time to take a bite. I just opened the package and fucked."
No more shame!"
I turned my head and looked behind me. The cold drink from the washbasin that Bingtis held out was still on the coffee table, but half of it had turned into a packaging bag. A group of happy little guys were surrounding the washbasin, as if they were celebrating a festival.
Breaking up the ice cream and eating it - every time there was a sound of the package being torn open, Bingtis shivered, and in the end he just covered his head and got back under the blanket to continue pretending to be the body.
If you don't die, you won't die. Why doesn't this female gangster understand?
Lilina held the ice cream in her mouth and recorded something in a small notebook. She vaguely summarized: "Based on the effect, Sister Chen Qian's curse can distort the established facts and cause the goddess with a god-level physique to produce...
He has the same weaknesses as ordinary people. It is estimated that these weaknesses are not fatal for the time being, but the nature and level of Sister Chen Qian’s power can already be seen..."
"What are you doing?" I asked curiously, looking at the pile of files in front of Lilina, the shimmering data terminal in her hand, and the small notebook that never seemed to leave her side.
Lilina didn't even raise her head: "Do some statistical work and make a draft of the new Bible. It doesn't take much anyway. I'll take a few chapters from the Bibles of the Goddess of Life Cult and the Crow God Cult and put them in, and stamp out the rest.
Du Niang, the efficiency of one book in two days is quite good."
I:"……"
"It's okay, let her do whatever she wants. I don't care. The version will definitely be revised in the future anyway." My sister smiled nonchalantly, and then moved over from the opposite side of the sofa. In an instant, the large group of people in the shape of an awl behind me retreated neatly.
Five meters away, only the second-rate fox, who has the same ancestry as the husky, couldn't react yet. He was still hanging behind me and looking around curiously. After my sister sat down, she suddenly became excited and hurriedly rolled back to the back row with her tail.
"...She seems to be getting more and more mature recently, right?"
My sister looked at the golden fur ball that rolled back to the back row and was making trouble with a bunch of little girls, and said in a leisurely tone: "It's a bit true, but this is the life she really wants. The fox is actually a very simple guy, she
She said that if given the chance, she would rather have this kind of life where she doesn't have to use her brain at all and is carefree every day - just like when she was still in the forest a long, long time ago. Maybe she has finally found such a life now.
Well... Well, Arjun, let's not talk about the fox. Let's put the deification thing aside for now. Tell my sister about your experience in the past month or so. I have a general idea of the situation of the Merowa people, and
I am a little concerned about the conditions of those thirteen worlds."
"Oh - but you don't care about those live treasures?" I'm referring to the guys who formed a defensive formation facing my sister - by the way, Sandora actually joined in. How serious is my sister's deterrence?
"Well, it's okay," my sister looked quite happy with her smile, "This is how our family feels like a family. You were more mischievous than them when you were a child."
I turned around and looked at the group of living treasures at home who were still hiding in an inverted cone-shaped array. Of course, they had no ill intentions towards my sister. Now this was a daily collective convulsion behavior that I loved to see. Since my sister was willing to follow their mischief, let me
They can continue to play tricks.
"Then let's talk about what happened during the month of the expedition." I breathed out, "Sister, this may not make you feel comfortable..."
In the next nearly two and a half hours, I gave a general account of what happened during the expedition to the world of Melova. I mentioned Anulili and her brother. There were also those controlled slave races. I mentioned Turazo and
His conservative side mentioned the crazy crimes committed by the radical Merova people under the leadership of Barian, as well as the imperial properties stolen in the Fifteenth Day Area.
Of course, I also mentioned the royal starship that my sister left to the Merova people for their escape, but was almost used against the Emperor in the end, as well as the deep-diving communication prototype that was finally found, and the accidentally discovered
Heart of the world.
These things were talked about in various ways for two and a half hours, and they were only roughly explained clearly - I didn't feel it at first, but when I recalled it, I realized that I had experienced so much in the past month. To be honest, more than half of them were
Unpleasant experience, the Merova people should be the biggest black history I encountered after the establishment of the new empire, but there are some things that you can't avoid if you want to. And my sister has been listening quietly by the side, no.
The expression on her face hardly changed when she expressed any opinions - only when she heard about the cruel acts committed by the Merova people, she frowned, showing a look full of anger and hidden sadness.
But before that, she always had the same faint smile as always.
Obviously, for my sister, complicated things such as the vast property of the old empire, her royal fleet, the inventory of supplies in the Fifteenth Sky Zone, and the secrets behind the Heart of the World are of little significance. My sister is not interested in these things.
She is still the ordinary sister who regards "home" as everything to her. It is difficult for her to have a real sense of anything other than that. Even something as important as becoming a god can be put aside for the time being. That old
Of course, she has even less experience with the various troublesome dark histories of the empire.
"Ah, what happened in the previous life," my sister was silent for a long time, and suddenly sighed, "Ajun. In fact, I always thought that it would be better if I didn't know what happened in the previous life... I didn't know that so many things happened back then.
Then I can help you take care of your home with peace of mind. When you need help, I will go out for you, and I will be very satisfied..."
"Um." I looked at my sister, and I somewhat understood her troubles. She had been an ordinary person for more than 20 years, a sister who had always lived a cautious life, and had never had any ambitions -
She can accept the sudden power and responsibilities in the empire simply because these things can help her brother, but it is difficult for her to accept the huge change in identity because she is not used to these things that lack reality in her opinion.
.My sister is such a person. You can say that she lacks lofty ambitions. Anyway, she has never cared about such things.
"Every time I go to Celestial City, I feel embarrassed. Everyone there knows me. Alleria still excitedly calls me His Majesty the Emperor, and so does Odysseus," my sister smiled unnaturally.
, "For them, the emperor back then is back, and all of them know that emperor very well, but for me... I can hardly remember too many things about them. Faced with those eager greetings, sometimes I really
I don’t know what to do.”
After a pause, my sister quickly added: "Of course, I don't bother them either. Alleria and Odyssey are very loyal subordinates. They really give 100%, but they just feel a little bit uncomfortable after meeting each other."
It’s just embarrassing.”
"Forget it, let's not talk about this." The two were silent for a few seconds, and the elder sister suddenly shook her head in relief, "You will get used to it, wasn't it just as awkward when they called you mistress... Then Thirteen
How will this world be dealt with in the end?”
"Incorporated into the empire's territory, as a world under direct jurisdiction," I stated the solution plan that I had agreed with Sandora a long time ago. "The local civilization system has been seriously damaged, and those universes cannot be regarded as sovereign worlds, so they are all placed under the empire's jurisdiction.
, I plan to place them in the middle area of the empire: it is too dangerous to place them in the border sequence, and they have no defensive power. It is not necessary to place them around the capital world. It is better to place them in the regular ruling sequence. As for the indigenous people there, Sandor
La has investigated and identified a group of potential indigenous people who have high technological levels and basically have room for independent development. At the same time, these indigenous people have also had experience in cooperating with the imperial army, and they are resistant to joining the imperial camp.
The psychology is also weak, so you can consider forming a servant army, but other indigenous civilizations are more resistant... They still can't forget the events of Merova's rule, and they are a little distrustful of any strong foreign civilization."
"Then let them trust," my sister said slowly. "We can't go the way of the old empire and the Merova people. Forced armies are always unstable. We can let them have contact with other servant armies...
Well, the tree elves and the Salvation Army should be the most suitable ones. The former is very friendly and approachable, and has a silly and optimistic attitude toward the empire. The latter is experienced and experienced. He is one of the earliest servant armies established in the new empire, and his words have weight.
.It would be more effective to let these races who also belong to the servant army come forward to win over."
"Well, Sandora and I think so too. Once all thirteen worlds are in place, we will open these communication channels. In addition, sister...about the Merova people..."
"I don't want to ask more about the radicals," my sister mentioned the radicals, with an angry expression on her face. "The Imperial Court will handle it, but I am very interested in that Turazzo... In two days,